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Nana ahhhhh
dating 2 guys is fun
ashiri ti tu!!!

@Poster
e be like say na money u dey find for the thingy
from ur description of those dudes, nothing to show how well behaved they are. what mssg are you passing across?
that u only date men with deep pockets!!!

what about their attributes like morality, decency, honesty, integrity, probity et al
na real wa!

@Pataki
shes working towards sorting it out.
i go show that side soon, so we suppose hook up

if i be baba, u sef na master!!
but gist dey o as regards david
i dont like all im seeing/hearing. . .that one na later

@Nana
ehn ehn. the movies and stuffs now!!
no worries, u don dey form hardley chase for me abi
na u sabi

@Moyola
hey sweetie
how u doing? shey o wapa?
im gud here

@J-k
wifey wassup.
are we divorced or what? as far as im concerned, ure my wife here
nothing can change that!!

Pataki
Patience is key! i do not need to eat any fruit for now. forbidden, ripe or sour
Fruits are for the vegetarians. I eat meat/ponmo only(pun intended)

abeggi o,all metaphorical
dont be decieved at all o
lol. werrin dey?
B lost her PEE so she couldnt come to Amsterdam

@Nana
u doff ur hat for me?
kini big deal?
shey ure prepared for me? all ground rules go dey o!!

none of the above cos any of those will lead to me eating the forbidden fruit
still keeping maself holy for my wifey!

gay, lesbian, marry cousin?
that reminds me of soddom and Gommorah!!!

poster, all that will lead to death!!

Be cleansed!!!
RCCG will start their annual convention on Monday, try and go for deliverance!
a stitch a time will save u billions. If u dont do it now, i hope u'll still be alive when Shiloh 09 will come on board

stay alive

Chei!!!
how on earth did i miss this nollywood show?
Pataki and Jackal, pls next time a movie is about to come up, pls enlist me as the movie director
Im so so good at that.

Now to the topic
Jew Man is someone who doesnt 'belong'
in short, hes someone who is an outsider to any form of fraternity.

But in this context, i dunno why a slacker should be called a Jew Man
Call a spade a spade. That particular guy is a MOFO
he should be castrated

@Deepzone
what do you know about Egba people?
u berra watch ur tongue/fingers

My mama is an Egba

if Rooney isnt world class, then what is he?
he might not be world class like the Thiery henry's, Zidane and co, but hes sure darn a world class player.

Crouch has a better scoring record than Rooney?
where? enlighten me pls

chei!!!
see debo dey teach us English. no worries

@Hannibal
i'm gonna enlist with an ibo chick. i need to learn that thing fast.
I dont think you can win that Igbo war with Debo, remember he was a kingpin at Onitsha.

by the way, im still optimistic the Berba thing will sail through. Like Debo said, if those twats could sell Keane to Pool, then all we need to do is add like 5 milla to the 22 at the last minute and im sure they'll sell

No NO No to Hunter

@Hannibal
i guess Anuofia is igbo. whos teaching u igbo?

@KIT
that was a beautiful one coming from a legend who should know berra. i'll rather believe him than listen to Debosky who hasnt kicked a ball in his lifetime.

@J-Unit
u still havent learnt anything despite the fact that ure studying at Wits.
Guys i know whos passed thru that school arent this splenetic.
U need a deliverance. Tell me what java did wrong
obo lagido

@KIT
i dunno why two friends go dey fight for public like that. woman Ke? lailai
im sure they'll settle soon

@Debosky
what is it with you and Emperoh? allow the man enjoy his NL life o
na only u sabi speak english? were you not there when one of ur offsprings dey call us Childs. lol

abeg, any footie story to discuss?
wassup with the emirates cup?

that reminds me
i was discussing with a gaynner cousin on fone last nite and i told him Spurs are really getting ready to break into the top four.
with bentley, Modric, Berba, Dos Santos, they should be able to hold thier own against the top teams
Player for Player, i think they are getting thier gradually. and i read somewhere they are still planning to add asharvin to the squad. Thats looking like a killer squad apart from thier terrible defence.

I hope Arsenal wont be at the receiving end of those lads at the white hart lane
what do u think

@Dayo
stop mentioning the euro cup cos Iker wasnt chosen as the best goalie. Buffon was chosen so what are you on about?
he played at the UCL and he wasnt and will not be chosen as the best goalie!!
so can you tell me one good reason why you think hes the best

Like i said Buffon is the best followed closely by Iker and VDS

Hey david and Pataki
wassup with u guys?
make una chill out abeggi

@Gaynners
the season hasnt started yet and u guys are losing ur sanity already!
ki lo de now? pls stop hating!!!

@Mancs
i think some of our guys on hols are gradually hitting the training camp. Heard VDS is in town already!! im expecting a full house when we play espanyol

Now im beginning to be scared of Liverpool!!
A torres keane combo will have a devastating effect in the EPL. I just hope one of them gets injured b4 the season begins. I cant really come to terms with why Spurs will sell that guy. They berra not hold on to Berba o!
abeg, what can we do to get BERBA?
i dont expect Hannibal to comment on this o cos all these problems are as a result of his dissenting views about Berba!

@topeorekoy
that story isnt new and its far from the truth!!
dont believe what you read from these punks
would you believe United will bid for Henry?
those are the kind of asinine reports you will get when you read some dailies.

SAF cannot leave if CR7+Rooney leave at the same time!!!!
someone that didnt leave when the Glazers took over will now leave all he built for many years cos of a player?
that reporter should be quarantined for life!!!!

@Toyman
route ur posts through the moderator or debosky if ure a gaynner, akola if a chav cos what u just posted is what oyinbo people call Bollocks!!!
stop doing drugs!!
u wanna discuss footie, bring ur brains along next time. ok?

@Hannibal
lmao!!
Rashidi yekini and Henry! chei!!!
those daily mail guys are idiots!!!! how on earth will SAF bid for Henry?
whats the attraction? may God help those reporters

but seriously, we need to buy a striker to replace Saha. i dont mind anybody. even Enyimba boiz will do. all i need us to do is just get a striker

@Hannibal
of course, Cassiel is sure berra than Debosky and Loyika put together

@Coded
gaynner specialist? nah!
ask dayo. they always wanna come represent with me. tho ive been able to convert two.
One of 'em wore a United jersey to the stadium after confessing Arsenal for donkey years.

abeg, who are we buying
we need a striker!!!

for country
Nigeria vs Brasil -atlanta 96

for club
United vs real - we were taught some football lessons by Ronaldo de lima
United vs Bayern- glory glory nite

generally
AC vs barcelona-ended 4-0 in favour of AC
Liverpool vs AC- UCL final
Brasil vs Italy- Paolo Rossi and his tricks
Barcelona Vs Valencia- UCL semi
United vs Barcelona -(3-3) 1999

@dayo
the UCL and the euros are two different competitions
Cassillas competed in the UCL and didnt win and even VDS competed at the euros and lost out. Winning is a function of the team you play for.

for me

Oliver Khan ever
Peter schmeichel
Buffon

presently
Buffon
Cassillas
VDS

@J-K
ah!! LOL
i entered like a regular normal citizen of Nigeria
my seat was a bit far from the dug out.

Im sure those miscreants that came to scatter things b4 the game started were arsenal people not Chelsea
so were you able to get a 'take away' gift. Im sure you know what im talking about?

@dayokanu
is thier a stadium at Maitama? are you on some paraga?
and what will my head be doing in between two thighs?
now its confirmed you should be tested for drugs!!!
warn urself b4 i e-slap u from here

@Coded
thats a very appropriate response to KIT
he wants our camp divided so they can capitalise on that to win trophies!!!
even SAF knows about this thread.
Its on good authority he reads all we analyse here for his weekly tips

or how do you explaing United playing in Nigeria
Its cos of this thread!!!!
hehehehehehe

Debo
been waiting for ur response to Ritchies post.

Lets get back to the injury thingy!!
United and Chelsea had more injuries than Arsenal in terms of bodies according to you. but in terms of %s, then Arsenal were the worst hit!!
Then, how do you think Mr. Wenger shoud guard against such occurences?

do you think nasri and ramsey are the answers to what happened last season?
Can you remember what wenger said caused him the title last season?
His defence!!! he hasnt done anything yet to fix what he said caused him the title!!
he told the whole world, his strike force is up to the task and i quite agree with that

But now that the emphasis is now on DMF just like every gaynner has been saying. has he forgotten so soon that he needs a Defender?
Dont tell me he has up to the 31st o. im tired of hearing that abeg. pls say something new

@J-K
haba!! where i go dey?
trust me now!!

a lotta gyanners were in the stadium in their full gear sef! den no get shame at all!
had a gaynner babe beside me. (she looked dope tho!)

@DAYOKANU
You MISSED!!!!!
Ralisa was at the stadium with some NEXIM hotties!!!!
u missed out!!

heard the militants struck on the Bonny waterways!!!
rora o, make them no waste u o

@mancs
There are some of our smallies coming up and i think they are getting ready for the main action. Players like Rodrigo Possebon, Macheda and Johny Evans
what do you guys think of them?
i think they are guys we can rely on anytime anyday
im particularly impressed with how Possebon is shaping out. We've got 2 young brasilians(Anderson& Possebon) that can take the mantle from scholesy as soon as hes done.

KIT
on the contrary. There are very few soccer afficionadoes on the whole sports section. what we have is people coming in to air thier views about their respective clubs.
i can count the real soccer buffs we have around.

Go do a test run and u'll see how uninformed most of u are.
This goes beyond United, Arsenal or Chelsea

Back to Apache and Eduardo
Eduardo is a good player and that can be deduced from what he did at zagreb. 3 times croatian player of the year!!

But wait!! Croatian league cannot be compared to the brasilian/argentine league where Apache shone like a billion stars!!

He was the first Argie to win the most valuable player in BRASIL since 1976!!! and now thats HUGE!!

His profile says it all, scoring 8 goals in 6 matches at the olympics, south american player of the year and some other feats like that. so far, Apache cannot be compared to Eduardo

@Pataki
lmao! how u dey?
i no see any offline. send am again

why una dey call us scummie? we are called MANCS not all those rubbish u guys call us.

@HNIC
allow ASL do his thing. Im sure ure his fav gooner too

Almighty Kanu is the biggest from 9ja ever and hes on category 2.

There are very few people on category 1
Pele, maradona, Zidane, Ronaldo de lima and Ronaldinho
Not sure of people like Franz beckenbaeur, Platini, Roberto bagio and weah

@Coded
youre right! our team is strong but we shouldnt be complacent with our last season feat.

A Torres/Kean combo will be huge!
They will score goals in torrents!!
Please Bring Berba and all will be well for us

Anderson has got many many years ahead of him to showcase his stuff
Im so pleased cos hes a good cover for scholesy. If anything goes wrong, hes in so no problems

i think we have espanyol this weekend.
I hope brown and Rio will be part of that. They need games to shape up for the season

@HNIC
lolhow far now?
u know now. Right from the word GO, u be one of my fav. gaynners

was just pleased to see how Ritchie analysed the whole shebang without mincing words.
I really can't wait for the season to start/end again because im very much interested in what Arsenal/Arsene achieve with the set of boiz he has. If he succeeds, then, hes definitely going to be celebrated and all his sins forgiven but one more trophiless season will cast a doubt on his approach to the team/game.

Nonetheless,i agree that Arsenal should have been the champions last season but that wasnt to be because there were no adequate covers. I'm sure this is why some Arsenal supporters are worried. I'm one of the people that feel Arsenal first XI can play any team in the world but who are those on the bench for Arsenal if injuries beckon? will there be adequate covers for any eventualities?

United, Chelsea suffered strings on injuries but came out unscathed because of the depth in squad.
Arsene should learn from his past mistakes

@Coded
good one!!

before the pre-season started, i actually tot we were gonna go for 2 players. A player who can play double as a RB and a LB. a player in the mould of  Dani Alves who can play as a RB and also cover up for Evra in case of Injuries. and also get a striker.

But as it is, we'll make do with gary/brown at the RB and Evra/mikel on the LB

Upfront; with the addition of a fully fit manucho and hopefully Berba/Hunter coming in,our strong points this season will stil lie in our attack. Rooney, Tevez, CR7 and Berba(hopefully) will rubbish any defence in europe.

our midfield is packed!!! no problems or whatsoever in that area of the team . Did you guys see the 'rejuvenated scholesy'? hes back to playing his blinders!!
i cant wait for the season to start.

PS
i tot Levy was on air saying neither berba nor Keane would leave the white hart lane; im schocked to see the same Levy collecting 20 milla for the dude. Hes just a silly bigot. i think SAF should sell Saha quickly and table a 'friendly' bid for Berba

@Rikky & Ritchie
good posts from u guys

u guys have said it all

@A-40
na bad bad company u come dey call for us
God forbid!

we'll deal with zenith, Oceanic and GTBank

@Dayokanu
did u see the Hertha berlin and Liverpool's game
That benitez is a punk. why did he sell Crouch for Voronin?
did u see how that guy couldnt even redeem his image with that penalty loss?

Liverpool should beg harry Redknapp and tell him the Crouch's sale was a mistake.
he should offer Voronin and take back Crouch

wowo guys dey, wowo gurls dey
so wetin? na babes dey wowo pass sef

@dayokanu
if the gurl sees her name on this thing, she go vex for u oo
u don goof, no be asokoro, na Gana street for maitama (lol)

Arsenal/UBA
u know almost all those EDs are Gaynners. if Chika sees these things, he will call for Seuns head
i don stop o make seun no come ban me. sebi seun sef na gaynner, watch ur tongue/fingers o

@A-40
na today? na lie lie den want
as for me, i tell them what they wanna hear and they 'chop' everything.

dude, i can date an older woman. why not? na to just 'inflate' my age sharp-ish and all other things will fall in place
no be 9ja?

@java
i dont know the monetary details of the deal but i think its like UBA will carry Arsenal logo on thier cards for a fee.
i dont know how much.

the part im not sure of is if arsenal is meant to come to 9ja as part of the deal or Arsenal will allow the use of its facilities for a particular 9ja team. NOT SURE of this

i didnt get the details too well from my cuz