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@A-40
hehehehe
I didnt say Arsenal isnt a big club. In fact, they are one of the biggest in the world but water don dey pass garri.
abi u don forget say Ajax na big club on paper? make arsenal no come become Ajax o
lol

@dayo
hehehehehe
i told u. when i was there, na so so to dey search person, search car, search everywhere na him den know
u cant speed with ur car despite the fact say the road dey smooth. na concentration camp
go PH tmr go enjoy but no let kidnappers mistake u for alams pikin o.

u wan kidnap our players? time is up for u to die shey?
almajiris don land for abuja. as a matter of fact, yanya and utako is filled with United supporters( armed)
if u need to enjoy ur life, berra stay in PH/Bonny and no show ur face for ABJ

@Hannibal
i believe you my brother. the ground should be called GOLD TRAFFORD
Did you hear what Pallister and SAF said about RIO?
Pallister is likening the Rio and Vidas partnership to the one we had between himself and steve bruce

with gary and Sylvestre and Evans back in the squad, we now have more bodies at the back to deal with any assault from those wannabes. Go Go United!!!

@A-40
I believe UBA is one of the biggest banks in 9ja but this association with a serial loser like Arsenal will spell doom for the bank. Recently, a regulatory authority in US fined them for some unethical banking practice. I hope this isnt an after effect of their pact with Arsenal. Ur team suck!!

Man City is a city rival, Arsenal is an arch rival, Liverpool is an arch/regional rival, Chelsea an arch rival. what is spurs?
if spurs is a rival, then Boro too is a rival club

Any rival for United should be a contender for somthing!! what trophy are they competing with United?
Man City and United are rivals cos the two of them are claiming to be the biggest in city

as far as im concerned, they are a rival to pompey, boro, villa and the evertons of this world cos they lot are competing for the uefa slots not the premiership trophy!!

@Hannibal
what do you expect from Chika Mordi and co?
the dude is a pure gaynner. Im sure he sold this idea to elumelu.

very soon, the logo will be on their cheque book!!!
chei!! that is enuff to fold up any bizniz

@J-K
we're gud man. how is u?

@A-40
i don hear u. Spurs no be our rival. cant remember the last time they beat us both home and away!
u guys should be wary of them this season o, cos dem go show u guys pepper

@Java
thanks. stay glued to ur TV and see how it will go

@Emperoh
Thier is a genuine fear if the stadium will contain the people planning to see the game. ill give a months pay to see United play on our soil.

@Hannibal
so its just that. AFC will be on their card!! thank God i dont use UBA cos i for withdraw all my money make badluck no come catch my bizniz

@Debosky
sharrap and dont put sand sand in our talk here

why should i marry a murderer?
so she can kill me when the thing enters her head again. no way!

sometimes some older women can look dope!!
i can remember seeing a woman who looked very beautiful in the elevator. couldnt take off ma eyes.
can i date them? i dunno. will i do it cos of money? Hell NO. except she's willing to part with a million dollars!

@Hannibal
Back to footie
Read somewhere that Rios wife is about giving birth to a baby and hes opted out to be with the wife. How true that is, i dunno. u know these press people can be rubbish atimes.

9ja is the place to be now. United in town!!!!
shame on the gaynners. we beat them to it.

Heard United Bank for Africa (UBA) and Arsenal are into a deal together. do you know about the deal?

@Emperoh
what is crazy about the ticket price?

@Hannibal
rflmao
he reminds u of satan? hehehehehe, dont lemme break ma lappy abeg

You know how Lagos babes behave, just drive them around town , they'll think ure the heir apparent to the king of Saudi. Dayo has been using the trick to defile all the teens in VI. Hes got a lil coins to throw up and down. but how will the unsuspecting gurls know say all na facade?
His pocket is not only lean but now empty. He needs deliverance quick

A-40
spurs our Arch rival?
what happened to Liverpool, Arsenal and Chelsea?

Nah. maybe Aston Villa is thier Arch rival not United. we are a billion miles ahead of them

@Hannibal
Dayo is straight!!
Hes damn a f'cking pedophile!!! All the teens around adetokunbo ademola/Muri Okunola have been defiled!!

hes been banned from coming to ma house. Now hes running after my lil cousin
That reminds me, this is the best time for the militants to have his ankle shot!!

@Hannibal
dude, i think we should be wary of the arses!!! I think thier plan is to poison and not to kidnap. You remember what they did to spurs years back? not to worry, my MEN are on guard to keep off any 'attack'

Forget Dayonazi. hes not anywhere Abuja. hes on the Island called Bonny.

@dayokanu
so ur Bonny Island =Bavaria?
u dey craze? u don smuggle babes from PH to the island shey?
F.I will hear of this as soon as i leave here.

Dude, is it possible u sneak into ABJ tmr? let me spoil u with some Vodka and some Gwag chicks (ur specs)
hehehehehe

Hannibal
lmao!!
Kitaun and Debosky to kidnap? hehehe
the heavy presence of our Hausa Mancs will be enuff to intimidate them.
They dare not try anything silly cos it will be tantamount to suicide.

No worries, our players will be aight. Heard Rio wont be coming?

@Emperoh
im in Abuja

@henry4uall
where did u get ur figures from? 100million for NDIC?
are u alright?
even the old OMPADEC didnt get 100million.

are u from Chad?

@Ibime
na u be P.R.O for MEND?

@Kit
insurgence? yes!!! Insurgence.
Lol
as u can see its in quote. any type of bid for Alves will be chaotic.
They just bought him and to them, hes the visa to europe this season

@Emperoh
Just read from Punch that Mancs from all over Nigeria are planning to storm Abuja big time!
The Lagos Chapter of the Supporters club being chaired by Paul Bassey will be leaving Lagos in five luxury buses to meet the team at the airport.
I hope the stadium will take everybody cos their is a mallam from Kano who is mobilising northerners(mancs) to storm Abuja.

Good one!! Im impressed.

@Hannibal
You will be schocked SAF would keep his cheque book if Berba is unavailable. Hes stopped buying 'Pipes'!!!
To him, Huntellar is a 'Pipe'!!

@dayokanu
Tell REAL to make a formal bid and stop harassing through the media
We made a formal bid for Berba which was rejected and United isnt gonna make a fuss about it. United will wait it out and of course Spurs need the 25m and will sell at the last minute if no club comes from europe.

oya wey the reciept. make we see how much den pay truly?
orisirisi. monkey dey work, baboon dey chop.

so na wetin den dey take our money/tax do be this? buy guns and bombs for militants make den come chop the remainder? just recently, they said they are gonna remove the subsidy on petrol and other allied products!!!
so, na the plan be this? to come remove subsidy come dey share am with militants.

make all of us kukuma go buy gun dey kidnap for our streets

My guy
dont be decieved. These militants are very rich. they dont even collect N50million again. Can you remember when Tom Ateke was being paid monthly in PH to keep his men in check. he was paid millions monthly.

can you remember how Henry Orkar was caught? he was in Angola negotiating with the rebels on the high sea. If the deal had sailed thru, he would have entered this country with 'baaaad' riffles. all these dont go for peanuts. these criminals are multi millionaires. 1.4 billion is the kind of money they can demand for.

Tho, im not saying thats what happened in this case, but its definitely a possibility

Of course, Jackal has been praying for the deal to mess up.
whether im in Lagos or Abuja, ill be seeing the game.

what about taking a day off from work on moday?

as for Levy, that guy is just a punk. I guess hes still bittered about how Carrick left the club. Im having this feeling that the guy has sworn by his mothers grave that Berba wont wear the red shirt next season. Nyways, lets see how it goes. If Berba isnt gonna be available, should we go for alfonso alves in Boro?

how come nobody is looking at that guy? i trust the guys at the riverside; they will bring guns, cudgels and matchets to fight off any 'insurgence' from any would be admirers. I'll prefer that dude to Hunter. Hunter comes fifth in my scale of preference

1) Benzema
2) Aguero
3) Berbatov
4) Alfonso Alves
5) Klass Jan Huntellar

any of these guys will be very fine with United.
Benzema- With Aulas, i dont know how that guy can leave Lyon for less than 30m GBP. hes outta it
Aguero- Im sure this dude is eyeing a move to either Real or Barca. I dont think hes ready to play in England
Berbatov- He wants to play for us but the spurs chairman wont wanna hear of that.
Alves- Might be impossible and i dont think SAF is a fan. His goals against United were classics and hes just damn a good striker( my opinion)
Hunter- Hes prolific, strong, but our baba isnt impressed. It will take a last minute move if all options fail for Hunter to play in the red shirt. He strikes me like a striker that will go missing in big games. do we need such a striker?

so who are we getting?
should we go for the available? Eto'o?
i dislike him like mad. he plays with his mouth most times. hes just like Drogba. Hes not gonna be anything good for the spirit in our camp.

I just hope we get any of the 5 above

@Emperoh
nothing much is happening presently. Just that this Spurs guy(levy) will prefer to sell Berba to a foreign club. Ive been praying to God for the guys heart to be softened.

are you seeing the game in Abuja?

@Ibime
what are you talking about?
is this thread about MEND? its about billions exchanging hands between a govt. agency and some social misfits. all in the name of what?

can u really decipher the points from the sarcisms here? the truth in plain language is that the militants are taking 9ja for a ride. and also, corrupt govt. officials are banking on that to steal our money.

Did u say MEND broke the news? how? and even if they did, why should i believe their own side of the story? who will believe a killer? So MEND can actually call some other militants unscrupulous. wonderful!!

@Skyblue
abeg, if you know when they wanna list the MEND group on the floor, i'll be interested in the PP abeg

all these cos of a pre-season game against a chinese team?

na wa o!

@Presido1
no probs. dude.

i understand u perfectly. Everton is the name of the area st.domingo church is situated. is a district the same thing as a town? cos i know everton is an area in the city(not far from anfield and vauxhall) not necessarily a town.
nyways, thanks for teaching me geography
hehehehe

@Emperoh
hey dude!
easy man. this is nuffin serious,

@Ritchboi
abeg kini big deal with all these 'opaks'?
lets discuss footie abeg

@Kit
suddenly your loyalty to AFC is being questioned cos u feel AW 'has lost the plot'. hehehe

i just pray for a foreign take over and lets see if the idiot(AW) will last a month.

@Gaynners
any news? who u idiots buying again?

someone came on air to say they paid such amount to blood sucking terrorists!!!!
The offeror and the offeree all have cases to answer with God

so they were paid to buy more guns and grenades abi?
e be like say time don reach to relocate b4 those guys go come bomb the 3rd mainland bridge.

the newest profession in town is militancy. abeg, which school can someone study that?

@Debosky
see you. so na LAG u go? see as Doyin come open ur yansh.
Islamic studies? na islamic studies u take 'loot' for Onitsha?
chei!!!


Which one is Everton a town or not? isnt Everton FC in the city of Liverpool?
The last time i checked, there are 5 boroughs in the Merseyside and Liverpool is one of them. i cant find anything like Everton.

Most def. Rooney is a club icon at United. who says u have to be a native to be a club icon? is Giggs from Manchester?

@Presid01
is Everton FC in the everton town you were talking about? i doubt it

Ok lets look at it this way.
United needs a striker, AC needs a striker, Barca will buy if Etoo leaves.
From the look of things, none of these clubs will go for Hunter even if hes the only striker left in the world. Did Eldee say 'most sought after' behind Villa. Thats not true.

Like i said before, if his goal scoring prowess should be used, he should have been the first pick for Holland at the euros. people of his age and stature are commanding first team shirts in national teams. Aguero is younger but plays for argentina, Benzema is younger and he plays for France, Hunter is just 2 years younger than Berba and he cannot tie a first team shirt in Holland!!!

The way goals are scored in that league shouldnt be a yardstick at all. With all the goals Alves had scored, hes plying his trade at Boro and im not sure hes a first team player for Brazil. Can you remember Mateja Kezman? even dirt kuyt was banging in goals at feyenood. where is Kezman today? Kuyt has been reduced to the engine room of Liverpool. To me Berbatov is proven at the national level and even at the club level. Hes done the goal scoring thing in germany and now in England. I think hes gonna steal the show from Torres if he eventually plays for United. With the number of chances we create, then Berba should get 30 goals easily!!

@Poster
i no dey insult joh. just kidding
world class manager? is he the only world class manager in the epl?

we have SAF, Benitez, Ramos, Wenger fyi.
so let him come. im sure he will go the way of his predecessors. lol

@Hannibal

Hunter is good but how are you sure he would be an HIT. Remember Forlan?
we cannot afford to get it wrong. besides, we need a brilliant footballer that can disgrace the Bayerns and Barcas of this world.

His excesses can be curbed by SAF. If SAF can tame Rooney and the irritable CR7, then Berba wont be a rocket science for SAF.

@dayokanu
said Lippi!!! i did not say Pele
No one gives a hoot about what Pele says anymore.

@Hannibal
You want Hunter, i want Berba, SAF wants Berba. As a matter of fact, all REDS want Berba except you, J-K and probably Coded guy.
Hmmm, do you actually think Hunter will come cheap?

@debosky
LMAO!!!! did i actually call you dobosky?
abeg no vex. . .

Gaynners
wassup today. .whos leaving again?
heard Gallas wanna go!! i hope thats not true o

@Vichel
ure just learning how to diss abi?
when you went to school, did they teach you what they call semantics?
apply it to what you post henceforth!!!

what is overgrown childs? what school did you go to?

@dobosky
can you see your children? please, enrol them at the Open Uni

oooh, abeg spare me this your Hunter thing joh!!
Hunters agent must have paid you. im sure of that. Just keep this to your chest and dont let SAF hear you oo

isnt Manucho injured? i heard hes copped a metatarsal thingy? i hope not. i cant wait to see that guy in action too.

i'll try to see the game against the Pirates. our TV stations here are just mumus

@Vichel
well done sherlock!!
Please get back under the rock you crawled out from you dunce . . .read again the piece from Hannibal to Debosky and check what you sent as a rejoinder.

please, refrain from posting henceforth if you can't add substance.
bloody schmucks!!!

@HNIC
how far? where have you been?
where is loyika, eldee, viera, banderas et al. abeggi make una come