₦airaland Forum

@ easybabe
easy with ur grammar. i was begining to fall for you but your " didnt you attended english class" put me off.
where is militia? shes the most controversial on nairaland. please, someone appeal to her to come back ooo

yes
ive been wanting to know how to do this. i dont like betting exact scoreline. predict who wins and im sure of raking in returns weekly.

so how do i get started. ill stick with william hill. ill register now. pls keep this thread up ok?
chao

@ all
it sounds interesting to see how everybody has been trying to show off some hidden academic brilliance by trying to analyse the soludo new policy in the offing.

Nigeria obviously needs more than what has been written in the texts for us to move forward. Banks recapitalization has proven that some things are better analysed when hatched. As for seun, i think even if you study from now for 10 years, Soludo will still be a better economist than u are.

Lets give him the benfit of doubt and lets support whatever vision he feels he has for this country. i prefer a soludo to the many billionaires that are not courageous enough to help this economy. He has proven that he knows his onions and i cannot underestimate his heroics at all.

I got a job that demands me flying to and fro twice every forthnight. Consulting job. after my engagement letter, i was seconded on a SAP project in Asaba.

The aero contractor plane to benin is the small one. i entered, feeling like a big boi, looked at faces, saw plenty accenture people, was hapi and i said to myself "so this is how consulting is".

few minutes after, the plane started jacking, before i say jack robinson, i started speaking in tongues aloud. ahhh. wetin be dis? i remembered quickly the bellview and i remembered i read that their was a first timer in the plane. meeeeeeeeen, i thought i was gonna die,we landed and i felt probably being a air hostess isnt worse than being a consultant. But now, im getting used to it. can someone really get used to the turbulence? it drives me mad

@Poster
how did u know they recycle programs? i dnt even have time to watch tv apart from the premiership games.
ure jobless shey?

im in my late 20s. i have close to 200k in GTbank, i also have stuffs with WS, some with Pennywise, some with clubfreedom and then PMI. shares in GTbank, now access,dangote and nahco. i could be a millionaire oo.

i hope all those schemes pay or else, someone will be very broke oo

@Ryker
i would have done the same to her if iwas going out with her. I hate such gurls. Although, guys too make dem chicks misbehave. anywayz, its all gud

@aisha2
i actually didnt get ur ID right. Not sure if anybody goes by the former ID i typed. So, how did u feel about the sudden demise of chelski?
they are up in flames! Van Der Sar taking 3 penalties in a row is superb. So Aisha, ill be expectin ur email
demosleek@yahoo.com

@Phemmie
wassup guy. U and Gochi are wonderful peops. So to both of u. what cheap stocks can we buy now and from your analysis will go up in in some months. say 4 months. The bank PHB thing is really annoying. I didnt do it too when it was cheap. im doing Access in 2 weeks time. Hope Dangote comes out quick, ASL also.

@Aisha
demosleek@yahoo.com

@ d evil family
you devils should take ur family matters to another place. grandma is evil, grandchile is evil, everybody is evil, na wa o.
The next thing now is for grandchile to be depositing seeds in evil grandma's trunk. Jesus will soon come and flog you all evil clan

@Denx and Seun
Let me give you an example of what the white bastards from Spain tried doing to me.
Precisely two years back, i tried using a friend in Birmingham to help in buying fones from ebay to resell in Nigeria.

I actually made purcahses of 1,000 GBP sometimes in 2005. Due to the nature of the transactions i chose not to use my friend in UK. This i decided after the seller told me he will ship the fones to me in Nigeria and all i need to do is use an escrow account. I knew about escrow very well and i knew my fone would be safe if i did it with escrow.

I was meant to transfer the money through my dom account to the escrow verified account and then escrow wont pay them untill i have the goods. days after, i got a mail that i should wire the money through western union to one bank account in spain. They claimed its an escrow account and they told me to send a mail immediately after the transaction to goods@escrow-europa.com. I initially thought it was an escrow account truly. But, the Nigerian in me made me open escrow europa website and i checked the terms associated with transactions.

Escrow advises strongly never to send any amount via western union or any other related stuffs like that. I sent a mail to escrow and asked them about the transaction and email given to me. They told me such mails never originated from escrow.

I sent a mail to the mugus and i told them i wired the money and that who can i speak to. Immediately, they replied and said i shoudl give them 48hours before goods will be dispatched and they also gave a number. I called immediately and started causing the person in yoruba. The fone went dead and immediately i replied their mail saying i'm much more smarter than them.And that was it. Oyinbos too are thieves and the master of all fraudulent activities. they actually taught our boyz

@ chasong
na wa oo. i can see you understand ur bible very well. thats the same way people will read same textbooks and some will pass and some will fail.
No ordination in the bible- read very well. all the instances where they pour oil on some prophets. what do you call that?
No tithing- your bible is upside down
Jesus and disciples had no 'service'- what is a service? All the teachings he did for long hours. im sure if you were alive then, you'll have called Jesus the most boring prophet .
We should understand all these very well before we misinform one another. Me i want to learn oo but all these pass my comprehension. some are just absurd
@Coolkaboom
you said the whites would have worshipped obatala if we colonized them. But christianity isnt the first religion. im sure Islam the religion of peace came before Christianity. even in Nigeria, Islam has been in the north before the whites came with xtianity.
My point is, even before Antioch when people were first called xtians, people were worshipping idols. even before Jesus came into being. Its not only 9ja we had or still have Obatala ad Sango, the truth and light will still prevail over any form of darkness.
@babeelove
Esss isnt better than me cos i dont go to church to fulfill all righteousness, but to realign myself with the reality that i need to be closer to God. Life is not more than 120. What about a billion years after. where will i spend it? NOT IN HELL. SO I WONT SMOKE IN CHURCH. It goes beyond that, thats why im seeking God everyday. My guy, im a sinner, so i need to use every available opprtunity to run from sin.

@adegeorge
is the gurl from warri? im sure all ur niceties wasnt what she wanted. maybe a game of ludo and some wrestling contests would have endeared u to her.

@Esss
4real. u smoked ur brains out. u be correct madman. no go repent, ull just rot in hell.

@ All
i think we shld just drop this Oprah thingy. The poster has actually done a good job in winding us up.
For this issue to have a logical end, we would prefer the quote to be pasted on this thread and not some lousy links.
enuff joo

yahoo medium of communication. my friends wont stop laffin at this comic of the house. try and make some little sence. 'Labbled' was a typo. anyhow, u sure need to review your GCSE too. sure u wrote it urself? or why on earth will you say "when did i labbled"

ur own kain kain needs to clear b4 u post on nairaland. proper yahoogurl

sorry if its biting you. olodo like u. i no get your time

@Meedo
where can we get that magazine 'smartinvestor'
how much is it? is it monthly or quaterly?
thanks

@Zaksman
you asked if we could dance in front of our father. yes, i will dance in front of my father. and to give u some sence. we dont wroship our fathers and in your context, we dont need to dance in front of our fathers. we only worship one person GOD ALMIGHTY.

you would have done better by telling us how to worship instead of how not to worship. you sure must be a pagan!! where do you live? give us answers. SOD buruku. people are saying lagos,abuja,uk,ny, u are staying in JKD. God will remove you from the bondage youre in.

@Poster
church services boring abi? when u were in school, im sure your lectures were boring too. every fora where u need to learn actively and change from your old ways, it will always be a boring session. im sure you didnt pass in school cos na sleep you dey sleep for class. how will church services not be boring. or better still, come to my church cos whenever we are about closing for the sunday, we are always downcast. buzz of joo

cos i we just werent feeling ourselves no more. i was the bad one, she couldnt handle me and we had to part. partly cos somebody was lurking around for her to ease off.
shes history though she'll rather have me than have the olodo she has now

@ militia and her friends
im scareddd. all our ladies are enjoying ourselves when we feel we have them solely. wait a minute. why should we think like that? as for me. i do it every now and then. my babe isnt in Lag and i have loads that come visiting. God forgive me so as not to go to hell.

what can we do to stop this thing. i hate wait i enjoy doing it. not really but, i enjoyed it when i did it. lol

@ poster
im sure no matter how lonely u are or no matter how deserted ur axis is in lagos. one gateman must be lurking aroud to give u what u want.
ur posts stink. for the idiots asking for contacts. u can do better. ur father is a senator. which one? the newly sworned in or the defunct. u dey craze.
ur father is a janitor.

@tonmax
i think hes busy.
i added him on my messenger and i sent him offlines. hes online cos i added him and he added me also/

@ gochi
im adding u to my imm. i have some money which i intend to cash August ending.
im going ur way nowwwwww.
small caps for life.

ur posts are the best ive seen on nairaland. im sending a mail rightaway

@Militia
i think ur comments really lacks humour, i wont say more than that. you labbled opah credible! Pls, lets know the basis for your 'tag'. if she had really said that about Nigeria. Then, i doubt if shes really got the temperament to maintain her 'credibility' So much happens in the States, bank robberies,gun wielding,rape,etc. i think we can still remember the virginia tech incident. i dont think she came out to label the koreans as murderers.

All the hue and cry about Nigeria is uncalled for. no matter how 9ja is, we still hold our own anywhere in the world. im sure you know a Nigerian is the VP of worldbank. Thats an enviable position a criminal and fraudster would never attain no matter the intensity of the lobbying. So, is Okonjo not a Nigerian anymore? she had better start making sence or. i think Militia too needs to start reading and understanding in between the lines. she was wrong if really did say so. 419 is a social menace we all need to curb. usa also has got a whole lot of social ills they need to do a lot about.

@ all
all americans no matter the level of education are fornicators,adulterers etc. imagine someone in Nigeria saying that and going ahead to say 9ja should severe tieswith america so as not to contact hiv. does that make sence? im sure it doesnt. but doesnt an average american have sex b4 age 14. we all have issues. she has her own. God says we should marry and bear children. how come she isnt married. shes a witch for real. i hate her for all these

@ topeorekoy
go and sleep joo
@ (niniman,zenon,iwajay)
whats ur email addyz
@ jayon
so we shouldnt watch soccer again because of religion or whatever you quoted. We all serve God almighty but watch soccer to keep the adrenaline rushing. you didnt have to add religious quotes to this. it was utterly unnecssary.

@poster
u shld be the one to run to siberia or whereever cos ure on ur own o.
@ GuNnErz
u guysz are just lame , you make people like the poster think football is a just a work of painting not worthy of the collectors item. purposeful football makes everyone like the poster loves futbol
@ United
What will Futbol be without the Devils? i need an answer quick. United Rules
@Aisha
whats ur email addy
@ All futbol lovers
lets kick out those who will kill not let us waych futbol. it remains the only uniting factor. Imagine Iraq winning the Asian cup. The displaced, the destitutes,the hopeless in Iraq had something to celebrate about. In 9ja, the NigerDelta people always revel at every opportunity to watch soccer, hausa,Ibo,Yoruba and the other tribes always come together to shout GOOOOOOOAl anytime we score.( although the somber eagles are not flying anymore)
Futbol makes the world tick, simple

@poster
go to hell. U sure u knw what to do. u shldnt be asking stupid questions. shes never ur babe. u were the assistant BF and now the glorified EX.
@jazzyphizzle
ure crazy for real
@Seun
hmmm, ure just, where is our risky biz thread. ill soon catch u on d streets

@iice
For Sale: Parachute, only used once, never opened, small stain
what the hell is this. ive been cracking my brian for 2 weeks now.

Oya solve the riddle now now

@iice
i still want your email anywayz

@iice
i saw that uve gat more than 10,000 posts herein. gawd!! How come? did you start with Nairaland. I see posts everywhere. Anywayz, can i get your email addy?

Just wanna say wassup. mine is demosleek@yahoo.com.