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Am actually a body builder....so she won't dare and if she does I won't do a thing.....cos I cant imagine man handling a lady.....she won't recover completely.....so av made a vow to my self never to touch a lady Õoº°Úº .....
Buh...slap na bad tin Õoº°Úº ...ur wife get liver die......

We are the only generation
who have seen ...
01/02/03
02/03/04
03/04/05
04/05/06
05/06/07
06/07/08
07/08/09
08/09/10
09/10/11
10/11/12

& lets celebrate
11/12/13 too

Time 09:03:10
date 11-12-13

I hope i am the first one to tell you.
This year december has 5 Mondays, 5 Tuesday and 5 Sundays.

This happens once every 823years.

Education is our fundamental right, and no body is dull or unteachable......denying or giving up on pupils because they fail doesn't help a developing nation like ours...cos if government wouldnot help her own pple , who will?
Everybody deserves a right to quality education.....And dis is why so many educationists are against testing and examination administration as a mean of passing value judgement...but there is no other plausible means.......many fellow nairalanders complained abt bad english......but, in sincerity, things are still better in Nigeria,try to go to other developing countries that were colonised by England...........Government is always our last hope,if they turn away...then where do we go to take succour....according to stastictical value obtain on a survey done by an indian proffesor of Harvard... There are over 250million indian children wth no access to quality education , and their govt is working tireless to make provision for them......this is because they know those children deserve to be well equiped....
And I think it is time our government paid attention to our technical schools......china used that to increase production and empower their pple....here we clamour for quality education and still consume (import) virtually everything..............we need more technocrats in our Government...........if this follows thru is forsee anarchy

NANS does not exist........it has no substance

Juderejoice: Please, I forgot my memory card password; is there anyway i can retrieve/open it without formatting or flashing the memory card?

No way.........I hope it will even allow you to format it..........I think u can retrieve only if you password it with a symbian fone

;DWhen I first saw dis, I tot it wud be as big as Nigerian women's Bag

02). The Hermes Birkin Bag Created by Japanese
Designer Ginza Tanaka – $1.9 Million:
A Japanese designer created this expensive handbag
for rich ladies, which contains 2,000 diamonds and most
of the material used in the bag is platinum. It contains a
unique beauty with its strip which can be detached and
can be worn as a bracelet or necklace. Its price worth is
$1,800,000.


01). Mouawad’s 1001 Nights Diamond Purse – $
3,800,000:
1001 Nights Diamond handbag has been recorded in
the Guinness Book of World Records as it the most
expensive and pretties handbag among all other for
which any women would go dying. It carries 4,517
diamonds and 18-carat of gold in its skin and its
worthiest price is $3,800,000.

Source: http://listtoptens.com/top-10-most-expensive-women-handbags-2013/

04). Lana Marks Cleopatra Bag – $250,000:
Lana Marks is brand which makes its very own
handbags and produces one Cleopatra clutch for retail
only once a year. It is made of metallic silver skin of
alligator and contains a clasp of 1,500 black and white
diamonds contained in 18-carat white gold. It price is $
250,000.

03). The Chanel “Diamond Forever” Classic Handbag
– $261,000:
There are only 13 limited editions of this handbag made
worldwide and USA has 5 of them. This handbag
contains 334 diamonds with a total of 3.56 carats
contained in 18-carat pure white gold. Also the shoulder
straps of the handbag are made from white gold. Its
price is worth of $261,000.

06). Hermes Matte Crocodile Birkin Bag – $120,000:
This beautiful handbag is named after a British singer/
actress Jane Birkin. The bag skin is made from
crocodile skin itself. It is also available in a cheaper
version worth of $5000. The clasps of the total of its
body have 10 carats of white diamonds on its front.

05). Urban Satchel Louis Vuitton Bag – $150,000:
It is basically a sort of trash and junk type of stuff made
in such a way that it is created from almost all types of
City junks and some sort of raw junk e.g. water bottles,
tea bags, cigarette packets and band aid. The bag
contains Green environment mission and recycle. Its
price is $150,000.

08). LV tribute Patchwork Bag – $42,000:
It is only made with a limited edition and its price tag
defines an amount of money which is conditionally
made for only those people which belong to elite class.
Twenty of these handbags are available in Lois Vuitton
stores in Europe and Asia but 4 have already been sold
in USA. Its price is $42,000.

07). Leiber Precious Rose Bag – $92,000:
There is only one quantity of this bag available in this
world. Its body has a perfect shape of a beautiful pink
rose. This bag has 1,016 diamonds with the total of
42.56 carats, 1,169 pink sapphires and 800
tourmaline’s embellished on its body. Its price is $
92,000.

Women need something to carry their things which they
would need all day long when they are out or at some
event or party. A handbag is a thing which women keep
in which she put all of her important stuff like makeup kit,
some fragrance, a small mirror, some important papers,
car keys, necessary gadgets etc. When women go for
buying anything, they usually find expensive products to
be more reliable. That’s’ why they chooses most of their
handbags which are expensive and provide them a
quality period of long time in which they won’t have to
do expense again to buy a handbag again just because
their old handbag is not in a good condition now. Only
expensive handbags provide an authentication and
claim facility if you have any issues about the stuff or
material of your purchase. However, we have made a
list below that contains Top 10 Most Expensive Women
Handbags 2013 which would make most of the women
to go crazy for buying them and wear them on their
favorite occasions. Hope you would like it .
10). Fendi Selleria Bag – $38,000:
It has a lot of space to keep a wallet in which you can
keep your money safe, cell phone, some makeup stuff
etc. It can be especially on order with sable and
chinchilla which are the most expensive and rare most
skins of animals. Its price is total worth of $38,000.

09). Gadino Bag by Hilde Palladino – $38,470:
It is designed by a Norwegian designer and crocodile
skin is used in its material which gives it a quality
reliability and look and women find it lovely to keep. It
has 39 white diamonds randomly placed with the clasps
of white gold which make it look expensive. Its price is $
38, 470.

Don't mind dem , they are ill-informed................its jst lyk say
"Give everybody 1million every month to avoid stealing"

Make dem sha dey do am jeje Õoº°Úº
Make dem no over impress us by signing agreement with somalia and other alqeada based zone Õoº°Úº ......

Buh...siwiously dem dey try....the only problem is dat dia loyalists too dey hype dem........

jp philips: shut up!!
the people he taught are not your mates, how often does your father come to nairaland?

I know u are one of those shallow minded fatherless fo*l (cos I doubt u av a dad) and am sure if not for Nairaland u wouldn't be using ur fone to browse at all....
FYI, the records of the works of leonardo da vinci(who existed long b4 the invention of internet) are on the net...check the profiles of other prominent nigerians on the net and then go back to ur closet and cogitate extensively b4 u start vomiting thrash........I suppose you don't know that ur profile don't av to be uploaded by ur students if u were a lecturer, ur publications alone does the work.......bow ur head in shame...this era is too smart for u...teleport to 500yrs ago, maybe you will find ur place dia......

One thing I am certain about is that,
ABACHA and abiola died thru conpiracy....
How can a general lyk abacha be poisoned by a foriegn woman...ko joor
I guess Gowon knows abt his death..dats y he is speaking for GOD......m

I think oga GEJ was one of those Ghost lecturers........cos there is no way a lecturer wud av a Phd and lecture for some years,then become a president and yet av a vast-scanty info abt ur teaching career............naija wa......or maybe internet no dey him area......

caseless: we had d same argument with one of friends last time. The issue is, we shldn't throw our weight behind any 'armchair survey' conducted by an individual like this particular one. If u break it down well, u'd see what i mean. E.g, take asia, the most populous continent, with most populous nations(china and india). In china, islam is second after bhudism/chinese religion. In india , islam is also huge. Then, come to africa and u'd see that frm north to west africa, it is mostly islam-drawn. East africa, central africa etc, islam have significant presence here. I never talk of middle east first oo. America and europe whr u say belong to xtainity is whr most of the atheists of over 1 billion are. They are millions of muslim in europe too. So how xtainity take get 2.1 billion?

You maybe right,but don't forget that catholic alone claims over 1.3billion of the world's population

So atheist plenty lyk dis

1. Christianity: 2.1 billion
2. Islam: 1.5 billion
3.Secular/Nonreligious/Agnostic/Atheist: 1.1 billion
4. Hinduism: 900 million
5. Chinese traditional religion: 394 million
6. Buddhism: 376 million
7. primal-indigenous: 300 million
8. African Traditional & Diasporic: 100 million
9. Sikhism: 23 million
10. Juche: 19 million
11. Spiritism: 15 million
12. Judaism: 14 million
13. Baha'i: 7 million
14. Jainism: 4.2 million
15. Shinto: 4 million
16. Cao Dai: 4 million
17. Zoroastrianism: 2.6 million
18. Tenrikyo: 2 million
19. Neo-Paganism: 1 million
20. Unitarian-Universalism: 800 thousand
21. Rastafarianism: 600 thousand
22. Scientology: 500 thousand

Source: http: http://www.adherents.com/Religions_By_Adherents.html

I don't know y pple jst turn on there political parties in a split second....I keep wondering.....
Unlike football fans eg. Chelsea-no matter what happens whether they continue to lose Or win , they always maintain their status quo......its lyk football fans are much more patriotic than politicians
Cos politicians turn on the pple they represent and even their party that serves as their springboard to limelight............
I hope he know that APC like ACN do have a unique trend , a stratification(queue)....u av to wait till it gets to u....

It is simple


Players don't av time for ugly girls

Xhosa ,yoruba,pidgin and englishhhhhhhh

Th advised is cool,buh I prefer to live on the internet cos u get virtually everything u nid there........

Pls wait Õoº°Úº

Is it that we are the smartest when it comes to corruption that even the best security agency couldn't contain us? Or perhaps these foriegn agencies av decided to blacklist us....cos for them to take dis bold step, they must av considered dia losses too ,I bet we are one other highest participant and yet dey suspend us............pple are really desperate dis days dat dey buy dia way in to jst anywhere

Even church or mosque leadership..........I foresee a major crack down if we don't unanimously tackle dis toxic issues nw..........we don't av to be spiritual to tackle corruption

Try to connect it to a system and see if it cognize it

His body fluid shud be analysed by a toxicologist to determine how high is he..........dey keep complianing abt having us in dia country...y didn't dey ask all dia investors here to stay away.....cancerous bast*rd

Onlytruth: I read somewhere that the real beef is the fact that some Nigerians are "interbreeding with Indian women"; in other words, the Indian men are really crying because Nigerian men beat them to babes.
To put things in proper perspective, one of the surveys by Durex indicate that Indian men have the smallest "dongs" in the world, and I know that my "homies" carry some for the most formidable dongs around.
Could this be the REAL issue here? lmao.

Dis maybe true Õoº°Úº ...cos an average naija guy dongle go make does ladies scream for more...poor indian guys....