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raptex:
That's a lie. Introverts aren't lazy people. Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, Warren Buffet and many of the richest people in the world are introverts.

and who says they are lazy. they only prefer staying at home or work near home. many computer programmers are introvert cos their work can be done from their homes.

wrong

introvert guys love independent career oriented women. he stays at home. with kids, she goes to work. he is woman, she is man: traditionally

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[quote author= post=74381642]You wake up every morning and rush to social media in search of bad news of this nation,so that you will comment and share it among your friends.......but when you see the good news ,you pretend to be blind.
And every night you stay in one corner of your room praying to God to bless anything you lay your hands on in the same country 
Hmmmm!!! May God forgive and have mercy on you.
#May Our President Succeed 
#When Nigeria become great , you will surely see it


WAILERS are allow to wail as usual.
This is for the haters of good news
The children of hate and perdition.[/quote]Is this a bad or good news

burn old rosary, buy new one

adoyi8:
When you become a atheist, you regain an important human attribute that was stolen from you at a young age, critical thinking.

I am not going to tell you anything new, i will just remind of your past. Do you remember asking your parents or any adult a question on religion and they couldn't answer? they probably told you that you will understand when you grow up or when you meet God in heaven. Some parents rebuke you for asking those questions. The questions typically include.

1. Mommy, who created God?
2. Ma, If God was everywhere, where was he when the serpent was tempting eve. etc.

A Muslim child has similar questions.
With time your parents steal your critical thinking ability using threats of hell, reward of heaven or by exonerating useless faith and placing it above evidence.

being an atheist doesn't make one critical thinker
.critical thinking makes one atheist, agnostic,theist.

Chenzee:
Yes. Someone just passed away, some one is taking his/her last breath.
I am still alive. Am I better of than those that have left or are at the moment transiting this earth? NO
GRACE AND MERCY OF GOD...Don't misuse it in 2019...

..Death us not a tragedy neither is birth a comedy

Chenzee:
Yes. Someone just passed away, some one is taking his/her last breath.
I am still alive. Am I better of than those that have left or are at the moment transiting this earth? NO
GRACE AND MERCY OF GOD...Don't misuse it in 2019...

..Death us not a tragedy neither is birth

atheists looking for members. ym

he was not bragging about it .a mete confession

500 monthly is few month,be specific

1. When offered to write with a new pen 97% of people write their own name.

me: sign of selfish ness


2. If a person laughs at very unfunny jokes,he is alone deep inside.


3. Hiding your thumb behind all fingers is a sign of nervousness, it indicates that the person wants to remain unnoticed in the group

me: guilty 4. Psychology says the first impression is always made in the first 7 seconds.

me: takes over an hour 5. It has been proven that our reaction to a situation literally has the power to change the situation itself.

react wisely

6. Pretending not to care is the habit of someone who does care the most.
why pretend be real

7. Writing negative thoughts and tossing them in trash improves your mood.
no wonder pastor dey make we dey write prayer request ,

8. 90% of the times people with messy handwriting are more creative than average. does that mean those with fine handwriting are dull

9. Eating an orange has proven to reduce stress. That's why doctors recommend having an orange before going to work.

what if grape? all na citrus

10. Never tell your goals to anyone. Because it chemically satisfies the brain and that's similar to completing it.
. in 2019, don't tell ur goal 11. Your Brain secretes certain chemicals when you have trees or plants around you which boosts the brains thinking.Therefore no. of psychological treatments include strolling in the garden.

I don't have garden but farm! is it the same
12. The way parents talk to their children becomes the child's inner voice.

Person wet no get parents no get voice be DAT


13. 7 positive comments neutralize the effect of 1 negative comment .

be positive . stop saying g bad things about Nigeria 14. During a group chat if somebody has his/her feet turned towards you that means she/he is interested in you.
i don't notice


15. If a girl likes you she will always play with her hair while talking to you.
what of bald girl?
16. You rarely die in your dreams whenever you do it indicates that you have started something new in your life.
actor no dey die for film 17. Dreams are the conversations between you and your subconscious mind.

what you resist persist

Paw Paw and coke

instead of admitting that she is LovePeddler who had customers twice a day and got pregnant as a result

instead of admiyyinh

The society teaches us to be a man
..that means stop expressing how you feel.

I remembered an old pics of my dad playing table tennis as a kid. guess what, he never played one with us his juds despite having a table tennis B ard simply because he believe playing is for kids, whenever I played, he will peeo through the window.


one day I spyed on him dancing alone in his room .he will never dance in public because society says Men should not dance with kids.

he lived a life of suppressed feelings

other whisper

Mikefrik:
No o. I won't agree with you on this one o. because God actually speaks to us through his servants (prophets) by his spirit. pls be careful so as not to commit the sin of blasphemy. Remember anyman that blaspheme against the Holy Spirit of God, it shall not be forgiven(Matthew 12:32). so pls be careful, I advice.

I never disputed that. but not everyone who says " God said' was spoken to by God. in every profession there ate faked

we are hods. should represent God on earth. unfortunately, theist immoral life discourages atheist from believing in God. If human,created in God image are wicked, it would nmean God is worse. better believe God dies not exist. than God is wicked er

it is miracle that nnamdi KANU us alive after military and oyrhon bir him

pretending to speak on behalf if God. divine impersonation

I was just informed that I was nominated
as part of the 5-man delegate you were just
informed that you were nominated as part of the
5-man delegate to pay a visit to mr Alakija- the
security officer who have been absent from work
for over two months. You wondered why the
information came late as you entered the
official bus .
The twenty minute journey came to a halt.
Everyone disembarked from the bus and was
welcomed by the disgusting smell of refused
adjacent the building. There was nothing
spectacular about the one bedroom face me i
face you apartment except that it is poorly
ventilated.


MR Alakija walked in amidst support from this
wife. You don't need to be a medical doctor to
know he had AIDS. Brown rashes was spotted
all over his body like chicken pox. The wife
confirmed our suspicsion .she narrated all his
health and showed the drugs and bills to the
team.
What touched me was the care and support she
showered on him. She touched him freely
without being scared of contacting the disease.
She French kissed him passionately and joked
of the wonderful sex experience they had the
previous night.
The team left for office. All through the
journey,I was quietly engrossed. This is a
proof that mr alakija was truly loved by his wife.


Does my fiancee love me the same way? I
asked myself.
I remember the last time I suffered from
measles. Funke,your fiancee isolated me. sHe
made sure no physical contact was made.she
left the bed for me prefering to sleep in the
couch instead. She even came up with an
excuse to go and collect her original university
certificate abandoning me to suffer the ordeals
alone only to reappear after the scars were
gone. She could divorce me if I you had Aids.


‘stop the vehicle , i have an appointment’ I
shouted. I had remembered the HIV test and
genotype I and funke went for as a
prerequisite before her family could yield their
consent to our union I came down and entered a cab to the
hospital. I matched straight to the doctors
hospital to collet the reesult. DR Adeboye was
a middle aged man wearing a grey suit . He
adjusted his chair before handing over the result
to you.
” you are both negative and AA” .he said fixing
a cold gaze my anxious self. Smile finally
covered my face as I reminded him I
was in a haste. I dashed out of his office and
headed back to the office.


‘what if the worst had happened What if I was
positive? I wondered in my normal pessimistic tone.
Just then a mishevious idea crypt into my
brain. I was going to play and expensive
prank on her.




Work was finally over .I reached home and ran
into my fiancée waiting arms. I was both
cohabiting despite not officially married. I
waited for her to serve dinner to eat before
executing my plan.
Dinner was over. I sat for a moment
organising my r thoughts on how two begin.

‘honey,we are both AA so we can both get
married’ I said it too fast and rapid keeping the
‘best for the last.

She smiled and gave me another hug before
popping in the follow up question in
‘what about the HIV result?
I placed my for finger on her head and
my thump finger m my jaw andu slowly buried my
y head to the ground. I could feel her smile fade
away.
She repeated her question the second time with mixture
of curiosity and fear


” em ..em …you are negative…am positive. I
managed to force the last two words out of
your mouth.


the news sent shocking wave down her
spine.Her forehead squeezed revealing the
hidden wrinkles beneath. she didn't move she
didn't utter a word as if she was expecting me
to continue speaking.


”may be i had contacted it in the barbing
saloon it wont affect our wedding plans doctor
said i can live for over thirty years without
developing any symptom of AIDS s.” i muttered
and stopped when i noticed that she wasn't
listening. I went closer to her . grabbed her
shoulders and whispered the words slowly to
her ear

”you still love me don't you?” . I I needed her to reaffirm her love for mehere
before telling her it was all a prank.
I didnt see this coming. her right palm came
swinging across my face before landing onhe'd
my left cheeks. I had to move two steps
backward to retain my balance. I held my
face in disbelief.

“dont touch me. good night'” she muttered and
headed to the other room to sleep.

As a gentleman who will never lay
hand on any woman. I went to my own room
to sleep replaying the slap incident that just
took place.

I finally slept off and woke up the next
morning. I took my bath and dressed for
work. I didn't know if she deserves an
apology for my being HIV positive or you
deserve an apology for being slapped. I
swallowed my pride and went to her room to
apologise. she yelled at me to leave her alone and threatened to hit men with a pistol. I am not willing
to take chances. I leave her alone and went
to work.

Now I am back, she has packed all her belonging. Good

I am currently in a dilemma to I call her back and tell her it was a test or let her leave for good

funmisticqueen:
have you heard of feminine energy and how it heals and complements masculine energy? Ask any man who provides for his woman in a healthy relationship. They won't use my terms but they will agree.

Ask any reasonable man who was unfaithful and his partner left him or showed immense displeasure by withdrawal. There is that thing that je ne sais quoi, that a woman brings to the table that makes men a better version of themselves

It us not about what ladies bring but what they sacrifice.

give what cost giver something valuable .

SweetBuns:
Dear.... I don't even know what to call you,

First off, I am not Pocahontas. Why is it so hard for you to see that?
Secondly, every thing about you, the way you talk, the way you act, the way you think is influenced by gender discrimination. You form as if you hate women so much and abuse them forgetting that without women, you wouldn't exist let alone live.
Last of all, you called me evening newspaper. This make me laugh anytime, anywhere. I'm a young woman still in her prime and you follow me everywhere like a jobless he goat and tag me a feminist or Pocahontas or any other new term your twisted mind has to offer.

Leave Me alone and stop stalking me. I am not Pocahontas, leave my posts alone and stop following us around.
Thanks.

when teenagers live a gurk,but don't know how to express feeling they go about picking quarell with her. that way they still get her attention

Saffi:
Darling, the species of nl men do not even take up to 1/4 of Nigerian men. They come online and live a contradicting life in reality. If you take anything that they say serious, you’re creating unnecessary headache for yourself.

I met a guy on nl earlier this year, very outspoken and misogynistic on this site. When I met him in person, very timid and pathetic. No offence, I won’t mention his name, but from that point I just knew nl is not to be taken seriously.

many people who always speak online are introvert,

love is about sacrifice,, apart from what us in between their legs,what can she sacrifice

lamentation of a bitter woman

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