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Culture / Why Do Some Nigerians Get Annoyed When Asked 'are You Up From Sleep' by Tobetoe(m): 3:30am On Oct 23, 2014 |
Somethings are better said in parables, there is a physical and spirit reasons for that.... Its always our culture to communicate in morninq,and one of such phrases used is 'are you up from sleep'.. I have found out that many of us tend to act funny when asked that, its never an annoyinq question, and also there is a reason why its beinq asked, i think that 'question' has a substitute buh its rarely used. BOY: good morninq mom. MOM: morninq son, are you up from sleep/hope you slept well. BOY: yes mom.............. Why do some people hate that question' are u up frm sleep'. Good morninq nairalanders..... Lets hear ur veiws |
Celebrities / Re: Photo: JJ Okocha And Wife Loved Up As They Celebrate Her Birthday by Tobetoe(m): 12:04am On Oct 22, 2014 |
Dynasty92:i think he is 19yrs old |
Education / Re: Nigerian Words You Thought Were English by Tobetoe(m): 9:33am On Oct 14, 2014 |
@op they are many NA......... op come and sit down here JARE,...... Op you are hungry BA....... Dis thread is too sweet TOH....... |
Romance / Re: Who Do Ladies Dress To Impress? Men Or Other Ladies by Tobetoe(m): 9:20am On Oct 14, 2014 |
I dress to cover my unclothedness...... Shikina |
Celebrities / Re: Psquare’s 2014 World Tour Concert: See Peter & Paul Okoye’s WOW Crowd In Dubai by Tobetoe(m): 7:11am On Oct 13, 2014 |
;DWait ooo... Na song they go sing for there? ;DWait ooo... Na song they go sing for there? |
Culture / Re: How Do You Call These Colours In Your Local Dialect? by Tobetoe(m): 12:36am On Oct 09, 2014 |
#yawns @op pls go to bed..... Abi u get another plan dis midnite.... #touches my babe's bum..... Hope am safe here |
Nairaland / General / What Are The Annoying 'things' You Hear On Our Roads And Streets. by Tobetoe(m): 9:27pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
Naija is undoubtedly the funniest(sweetest) place to be on earth, we are happy people,we smile,laugh and sometimes we can be so annoying... I remember a certain report i heard that somewhere in south America a mother swapped her daughter for a refrigerator, we all know that can never happen in Nigeria(after swapping ur daughter,what would u use to power the refrigerator),and if it ever happens the headline might change to a Nigerian mother swapped her own daughter for a generator set.... Then on the streets we hear annoying and funny stuffs,(all na to make money) and its xo annoying when i hear this from the HERBAL MEDICINE DEALERS: ar u a man or a woman and u cant meet d responsibilities accorded to u then u have germs and bacteria, ar u a man and u cant perform well and ur 'ikenga' is always sleepy but by d time i great cheif doctor king Ben administers my 'ikpakperanology' therapy into ur upper dicotomy u will able to do well and na so u go dey flog ur wife number one 'ipkawii' number two 'ipkawii' number three 'ikpawii' number four 'ikpawii' and na so ur wife go dey beg u.... It makes me sick on hearinq such,gosh... Then the movie traders will come blastinq: have u seen d lastest movie in town wat ar u waitinq for ,come now and grab ur copy of 'tear my bra' part 1 part 2 and even season 4,u must see it oooo, come and see mercy johnson and beyonce fightinq for love, jim and mr ibu playinq football......... I love naija jare... Add yours my fellow nairalanders |
Food / Do We Ever Get Tired Of Eating Meat/fish Compared To Ordinary Food by Tobetoe(m): 4:17pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
They are not usually 'light' ,sometimes they can act as a whole meal.... I might burst out on any additional spoon of rice when am full or tired of eating, but when i settle down to devour my meat/fish ,i never get tired of eatinq it but will ask for more meat/fish and discard d ordinary food..... Xo do we Nigerians ever get tired of eatinq meat/fish accorded to our meals compared to the rest of the food. |
Romance / Re: What Romantic Nicknames Do You Call Your Lover by Tobetoe(m): 11:28pm On Sep 22, 2014 |
I call her 'mama' .......... |
Romance / Re: Re: Thread For Girls That Don't Ave A Boy Friend by Tobetoe(m): 10:59pm On Sep 22, 2014 |
.@op to say u dont have a bf is like sayinq u have neva seen d male gender ever in ur life.. Ar u tryinq to tell me dat u went to an all girls nursry,primary,sec and varsity witout seeinq or talkinq to d male gender... Bf has been wrongly understood,if not ur male neighbor,classmate,course mate,frnds and xo on ar ur bfs.... Or ar they ur enemies.. NO. MY FRNDS,ar they boys or girls..BOYS.... Xo @op wat ar we nt talkinq abt here now. |
Food / Re: Lets Name The Fruit/vegetable We Dislike Most by Tobetoe(m): 11:34am On Sep 19, 2014 |
still new............ MODs do d needful na..... Put it on fp abeg |
Food / Re: Lets Name The Fruit/vegetable We Dislike Most by Tobetoe(m): 7:28pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
IrishKez:cant u read olubukato's lips |
Food / Re: Lets Name The Fruit/vegetable We Dislike Most by Tobetoe(m): 7:23pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
softsparkyy:hehehehehe, its good to know ... Buh why dont u just try and like cucumber,or do u feel its 2big... Carrot,banana ar also there oooooooo ,eat and grow bigger ,jare |
Food / Re: Lets Name The Fruit/vegetable We Dislike Most by Tobetoe(m): 6:33pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
softsparkyy:the lady's first .... Buh ah will ask him shaaaaaa ... Be4 dat, could u pls take away dis tomatoes frm ma lips |
Food / Re: Lets Name The Fruit/vegetable We Dislike Most by Tobetoe(m): 6:24pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
softsparkyy:hmmm, my brain just ran a marathon race,to find out,wat u guys meant by Girls hatinq cucumber and guys hatin tomatoes.. If u ask my brain now to interprete, it can make it sound palatable to ur hearinq..#CucumberAndTomatoes# fightin war since creation |
Food / Re: Lets Name The Fruit/vegetable We Dislike Most by Tobetoe(m): 4:16pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
Kachisbarbie:you ar that sweet cucumber in my fridge@barbie |
Nairaland / General / Our Teachers Always Tell Us They Come 1st Position True Or False by Tobetoe(m): 1:16pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
Let us get fact and figures of the good old days if there is,they were filled wit pride,did wat pleased them and said wat they like.' it is true dat there is a big difference btw them(old skool) and we of this 21st century(swaga age). So wat went wrong wit the educational sector, back in the days,our primary and secondary school teachers feel proud tellinq the student all times, they always come first position durinq their time,i even wondered wether it was mandated to them by the govt to tell their student such maybe as a means of gingerinq them to buckle up and be competitive.,most of them lied anyway,it was clear frm their mood of teachinq and speakinq. Has it helped in anyway,did they motivate us by lyinq to u,is it one right step for an effective educational sector ,why they did tell us dat,is it they were xo bright and come first in positive.. Ur views,nairalanders |
Religion / Re: Dat Moment Wen D Rev. Fr Says,let Us Offer Each Other D Sign Of Peace. by Tobetoe(m): 12:03pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
SalC: You were complaining of handshake, now it has been banned, what you gonna do?yeah,dats true, we still do it here@asaba |
Food / Lets Name The Fruit/vegetable We Dislike Most by Tobetoe(m): 11:46am On Sep 11, 2014 |
We all have our different taste in life ,the list is endless since nature has endowed our planet wit varieties of natural resources.. My emphasis will be on fruits/vegetables,why we love some and dislike most or the reverse. They are known to contain vitamins,water ,acids and minerals,xo almost all of it has same content ie fruit A and fruit B contain almost same product, if u hate fruit A for its acidity or alkalinity ,you might enjoy fruit B for they give same vitamins and minerals to the body buh it varies.. One man's poison might be another's meat.. I have no facts and figure,buh to me a clear diffenrence btw Fruit and Vegetable= fruits is always consumed raw and its not suitable if heat is applied to it ,while vegetable can either be consumed raw or cooked. Now lets open the floor of this noble house,i dislike PAW-PAW as a fruit,it has this tiring acidic taste ,dat i hate xo much,prefferably i would extract the peeled skin and the seeds,boil it and consume the water,also i dislike PEPPER as a vegetable,its beta i have pepper on my body than have it in my mouth(it can cause a vigorious reaction if in contact wit my tongue).. Add urs, why and wat reason made u dislike dat fruit/vegetable. |
Agriculture / Re: Nigeria Government Approves N13bn For Rice, Cassava Mills by Tobetoe(m): 7:03am On Sep 11, 2014 |
greatgod2012: Seems Nigeria govt is waking up gradually.hehehe,true talk bro, buh have u ever eaten imported garri as u rightly mentioned.. |
Romance / Re: I Am Confused Because I Truly Love Her............... by Tobetoe(m): 11:54am On Sep 07, 2014 |
SirAweezy:not one ordained frm d order of high priest mechizedek can do such,i havent seen any,its either they resign and marry(d one i have seen) or they remain holy till death.... . Maybe u watch 2much of nollywood movies |
Romance / Re: I Am Confused Because I Truly Love Her............... by Tobetoe(m): 7:38am On Sep 07, 2014 |
Fake story!!!.... She had sex wit a rev.father... Pls@op ,come and elaborate more,tell us d rev.father's name,parish,diocese,state and when it happened.. If u ar 20yrs,then dat ya babe maybe 18yrs.. Total crap |
Romance / Re: I Am Confused Because I Truly Love Her............... by Tobetoe(m): 7:37am On Sep 07, 2014 |
Fake story!!!.... She had sex wit a rev.father... Pls@op ,come and elaborate more,tell us d rev.father's name,parish,diocese,state and when it happened.. If u ar 20yrs,then dat ya babe maye 18yrs.. Total crap |
Romance / Re: 11 Problems Only Girls With Flat Butts Understand by Tobetoe(m): 12:57am On Aug 27, 2014 |
Ok . . . . Buh wait ooo. . Watin concern me wit butt .... Them they use am cook soup? 1 Like |
Health / Re: Liberian Doctor Who Received Rare Ebola Drug Zmapp Dies by Tobetoe(m): 10:33pm On Aug 25, 2014 |
CircleOfWilis: Zmap is useless without a good and a functioning health team that will render adequate supportive care to Ebola patients.so how about the spanish priest or is spain's health sector inadequate |
Politics / Re: If You Could Rid Nigeria One Thing,what Could It Be? by Tobetoe(m): 12:03am On Aug 23, 2014 |
Ebola!!! 1 Like |
Politics / Re: 67 Ridiculous Laws From Around The World That Still Actually Exist by Tobetoe(m): 11:41pm On Aug 22, 2014 |
Number 11 and 39 got me laughinq . . Crazy laws |
Education / Re: Male and Female Students Living in Same Apartment: Have Your Say by Tobetoe(m): 10:51am On Aug 21, 2014 |
lalasticlala: they live together like husband and wife, the girl cooks for him, that is if the girl can cook o. THEY DO EVERYTHING MARRIED COUPLES DO.i,m just wondering 1 Like 1 Share |
Health / Re: Ebola Cripples West African Economies As Fearful Workers Stay Home by Tobetoe(m): 10:23am On Aug 21, 2014 |
Dis is evil... Ooh God pls guide,protect and sanitize my nigeria.. Against dis evil virus.... Patrickkkkkk Sawyyyyyyyeeeeeeerrrrrrr i will neva forgive u for wat u caused us |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Lying Game.. by Tobetoe(m): 11:08pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
holyboss: The Op is so damm beautiful. Infact she is the most beautiful gal av seen on NLchaaai you wicked |
Education / Re: Federal University Lokoja, Kogi State, In Pictures by Tobetoe(m): 12:23pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
A.k.A uniloko..... Gej till 10206BC |
Health / Re: Nigerian Celebrities Eulogize Dr. Adadevoh For Her Bravery by Tobetoe(m): 11:52am On Aug 20, 2014 |
Rip mama..... Rest in d bossom of there lord.. Now see wat dis damned patrick sawyer has caused u. . Lets just declare war on dis liberia country, boko haram would be glad to help out...... Am xo damn angry on those liberians |
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