₦airaland Forum

Somethings are better said in parables, there is a physical and spirit reasons for that....
Its always our culture to communicate in morninq,and one of such phrases used is 'are you up from sleep'.. I have found out that many of us tend to act funny when asked that, its never an annoyinq question, and also there is a reason why its beinq asked, i think that 'question' has a substitute buh its rarely used.
BOY: good morninq mom.
MOM: morninq son, are you up from sleep/hope you slept well.
BOY: yes mom..............

Why do some people hate that question' are u up frm sleep'.
Good morninq nairalanders.....
Lets hear ur veiws

Dynasty92:
he has been married for 17yrs? Hw old z he abeg

i think he is 19yrs old

@op they are many NA......... op come and sit down here JARE,...... Op you are hungry BA....... Dis thread is too sweet TOH.......

I dress to cover my unclothedness...... Shikina

;DWait ooo... Na song they go sing for there? ;DWait ooo... Na song they go sing for there?

#yawns
@op pls go to bed..... Abi u get another plan dis midnite....
#touches my babe's bum..... Hope am safe here

Naija is undoubtedly the funniest(sweetest) place to be on earth, we are happy people,we smile,laugh and sometimes we can be so annoying...
I remember a certain report i heard that somewhere in south America a mother swapped her daughter for a refrigerator, we all know that can never happen in Nigeria(after swapping ur daughter,what would u use to power the refrigerator),and if it ever happens the headline might change to a Nigerian mother swapped her own daughter for a generator set.... Then on the streets we hear annoying and funny stuffs,(all na to make money)
and its xo annoying when i hear this from the HERBAL MEDICINE DEALERS: ar u a man or a woman and u cant meet d responsibilities accorded to u then u have germs and bacteria, ar u a man and u cant perform well and ur 'ikenga' is always sleepy but by d time i great cheif doctor king Ben administers my 'ikpakperanology' therapy into ur upper dicotomy u will able to do well and na so u go dey flog ur wife number one 'ipkawii' number two 'ipkawii' number three 'ikpawii' number four 'ikpawii' and na so ur wife go dey beg u....
It makes me sick on hearinq such,gosh...
Then the movie traders will come blastinq: have u seen d lastest movie in town wat ar u waitinq for ,come now and grab ur copy of 'tear my bra' part 1 part 2 and even season 4,u must see it oooo, come and see mercy johnson and beyonce fightinq for love, jim and mr ibu playinq football......... I love naija jare...



Add yours my fellow nairalanders

They are not usually 'light' ,sometimes they can act as a whole meal....
I might burst out on any additional spoon of rice when am full or tired of eating, but when i settle down to devour my meat/fish ,i never get tired of eatinq it but will ask for more meat/fish and discard d ordinary food.....




Xo do we Nigerians ever get tired of eatinq meat/fish accorded to our meals compared to the rest of the food.

I call her 'mama' ..........

.@op to say u dont have a bf is like sayinq u have neva seen d male gender ever in ur life.. Ar u tryinq to tell me dat u went to an all girls nursry,primary,sec and varsity witout seeinq or talkinq to d male gender... Bf has been wrongly understood,if not ur male neighbor,classmate,course mate,frnds and xo on ar ur bfs.... Or ar they ur enemies.. NO. MY FRNDS,ar they boys or girls..BOYS.... Xo @op wat ar we nt talkinq abt here now.

still new............ MODs do d needful na..... Put it on fp abeg

IrishKez: Lolz
How you assign cucumber to the ladies and are at ease liking tomatoes and water mellons beat me. Pls which is more feminine?

cant u read olubukato's lips

softsparkyy: I like your name TOBETOmatoes.

hehehehehe, its good to know ... Buh why dont u just try and like cucumber,or do u feel its 2big... Carrot,banana ar also there oooooooo ,eat and grow bigger ,jare

softsparkyy: Ask Olubukato he will explain better.

the lady's first .... Buh ah will ask him shaaaaaa ... Be4 dat, could u pls take away dis tomatoes frm ma lips

softsparkyy: Guys hating tomatoes. ..hmmmm

hmmm, my brain just ran a marathon race,to find out,wat u guys meant by Girls hatinq cucumber and guys hatin tomatoes.. If u ask my brain now to interprete, it can make it sound palatable to ur hearinq..#CucumberAndTomatoes# fightin war since creation

Kachisbarbie: Hahahahahaha. E remain pineaple na and guava.

Lol @softsparkyy, I hate cucumber o. I remember when my doc been tell me to dey chop am, I tell am say that one no go work abeg...hahaha , he should say something else.

you ar that sweet cucumber in my fridge@barbie

Let us get fact and figures of the good old days if there is,they were filled wit pride,did wat pleased them and said wat they like.' it is true dat there is a big difference btw them(old skool) and we of this 21st century(swaga age).
So wat went wrong wit the educational sector, back in the days,our primary and secondary school teachers feel proud tellinq the student all times, they always come first position durinq their time,i even wondered wether it was mandated to them by the govt to tell their student such maybe as a means of gingerinq them to buckle up and be competitive.,most of them lied anyway,it was clear frm their mood of teachinq and speakinq.
Has it helped in anyway,did they motivate us by lyinq to u,is it one right step for an effective educational sector ,why they did tell us dat,is it they were xo bright and come first in positive.. Ur views,nairalanders

SalC: You were complaining of handshake, now it has been banned, what you gonna do?

yeah,dats true, we still do it here@asaba

We all have our different taste in life ,the list is endless since nature has endowed our planet wit varieties of natural resources.. My emphasis will be on fruits/vegetables,why we love some and dislike most or the reverse.
They are known to contain vitamins,water ,acids and minerals,xo almost all of it has same content ie fruit A and fruit B contain almost same product, if u hate fruit A for its acidity or alkalinity ,you might enjoy fruit B for they give same vitamins and minerals to the body buh it varies.. One man's poison might be another's meat..
I have no facts and figure,buh to me a clear diffenrence btw Fruit and Vegetable= fruits is always consumed raw and its not suitable if heat is applied to it ,while vegetable can either be consumed raw or cooked.
Now lets open the floor of this noble house,i dislike PAW-PAW as a fruit,it has this tiring acidic taste ,dat i hate xo much,prefferably i would extract the peeled skin and the seeds,boil it and consume the water,also i dislike PEPPER as a vegetable,its beta i have pepper on my body than have it in my mouth(it can cause a vigorious reaction if in contact wit my tongue).. Add urs, why and wat reason made u dislike dat fruit/vegetable.

greatgod2012: Seems Nigeria govt is waking up gradually.
Imagine bags of rice and bags of garri we consume daily in this country. If such can be coming from within the country, i wonder where the hunger, unemployment and poverty would be hiding.

hehehe,true talk bro, buh have u ever eaten imported garri as u rightly mentioned..

SirAweezy: You want to defend human? No ooh man! I remember a certain father we use to drink beer with some 4 years ago, he use to f.u.ck a certain Joy my neighbour. More also, I've boys in the seminarian in Abuja they are younger to me though but the can f.uc.k anything.....

not one ordained frm d order of high priest mechizedek can do such,i havent seen any,its either they resign and marry(d one i have seen) or they remain holy till death.... . Maybe u watch 2much of nollywood movies

Fake story!!!.... She had sex wit a rev.father... Pls@op ,come and elaborate more,tell us d rev.father's name,parish,diocese,state and when it happened.. If u ar 20yrs,then dat ya babe maybe 18yrs.. Total crap

Fake story!!!.... She had sex wit a rev.father... Pls@op ,come and elaborate more,tell us d rev.father's name,parish,diocese,state and when it happened.. If u ar 20yrs,then dat ya babe maye 18yrs.. Total crap

Ok . . . . Buh wait ooo. . Watin concern me wit butt .... Them they use am cook soup?

CircleOfWilis: Zmap is useless without a good and a functioning health team that will render adequate supportive care to Ebola patients.
Liberia is deficient in above

What were they thinking?

RIP

so how about the spanish priest or is spain's health sector inadequate

Ebola!!!

Number 11 and 39 got me laughinq . . Crazy laws

lalasticlala: they live together like husband and wife, the girl cooks for him, that is if the girl can cook o. THEY DO EVERYTHING MARRIED COUPLES DO.
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i,m just wondering

Dis is evil... Ooh God pls guide,protect and sanitize my nigeria.. Against dis evil virus.... Patrickkkkkk Sawyyyyyyyeeeeeeerrrrrrr i will neva forgive u for wat u caused us

holyboss: The Op is so damm beautiful. Infact she is the most beautiful gal av seen on NL

















#remember we r talking about lies

chaaai you wicked

A.k.A uniloko..... Gej till 10206BC

Rip mama..... Rest in d bossom of there lord..

Now see wat dis damned patrick sawyer has caused u. . Lets just declare war on dis liberia country, boko haram would be glad to help out...... Am xo damn angry on those liberians