Hbd ........ If u ar 32, make i naked baff on top of nairaland server

Let the worst happen ... I will soon make moi millions

Rip pa okoye

Ayam broke too

i havent had any for now

Not doinq anythin... Lyinq down on d bed like a log of wood

Especially ,the females........... This is wat i ask them: how many christmas have u seen on planet earth

Good morninq Nlanders... Just passinq by

I xo second ... Lets do the needful ... Am nt a fan of soccer anyway

Happy birthday chinua ..... We seek for peace ,xo things will no longer fall apart in my Nigeria

*i am made of black*

I was here... Go eagles

Hmm... Pamper, wait oooo...u guys meant diapers..... Stop pamperinq jor

All i can say is :MONEY IS GOOD.... And lack of it is d begininq of all evil*full stop*.

See how foolish 'Odin' is ..... I keep hearinq rugged,rugged,rugged, hope they will still be rugged in d grave........ Am proud to be a 'stinkinq jew'

benuejosh:
who is she? we dont know her here in Nigeria

look at this immigrant, u ar nt even a citizen of nigeria.... If them post abt whizkid now,u go be the fisrt to twale him.. Go and get a coloured tv bro

HML .aunty Blessinq ... U know say ,u no need car for now, for ur leg shall go places..... Mayb later,when u ar preggy,a car will then be necessary. Hml once again

Nice one, hw i wish we @futo can do this.... We will get there shaaa

If i comment for dis thread ,make i know watin cause am.......... I still know d way to Rome

Hope there were fillinq station evevrywhere to feed his bike tank... There shud have been details given here, how many days it took him, how often he ate,urinated ,slept and poo'd and hw he ferried his bike across d seas.. I mean @least give us pictures, or i dont believe it

I saw it saw, it shows in just three of my contacts..... No more lyinq again oooo, as i typed ,they reply immediately.... Buh why just a few selected contact.

I dey asaba now

Apart from being close or knowing someone,how can an ordinary man know one that is married. Guys at this swager age can be so naive ,its not their fault anyway.cos its said that what's sauce for the goose is also sauce for the gander. I have come to realise that unless one wears a ring on that acclaimed amen finger he or she is nt yet married,and i must believed that tradition arrived with the advent of civilisation,and so sometimes i ask my self,befor that how were married person(s) recognised... I seriously want to know.. Also why would a couple pronunced husband $ wife on friday traditionaly still have to do a white wedding on saturday where upon that piece of metal would be placed on both fingers... Why spend so much just to marry and after that you both would pretend to be one, as for me i give a damn passing those two procedures, i would just go straight to the alter of God and consumate it all,and leave the traditional ways for the gods.. Anyway that aint on my mind for now,maybe the next 15yrs... An incident happened one day, my frns and i(we were three in numner) were returning frm sch in a taxi ,and one of my frnds saw this younglady walkinq towards the bus stop,he never knew she is married ,as we alighted he made a bold step towards her ,nearly touched her when my other frnd drew him and whisper to him 'look at her finger ,she's married'.. And the guy was like dis younglady married,she' too young na and i was surprised too....
Nairalanders, is there any other ways to know frm afar that one is married.............. Ur views

Nobody dies

Male teachers ar better jor... Imagine my female biology teacher then used up to 20mins of her teachinq period raininq insults on me(was gistinq while she teaches).. And another female physics teacher does nothinq buh copy n paste frm okeke's physics textbook(she cant make her notes). We copy physics tire like history.

Am most glad to be here(all souls day) ... HAppy days ahead... OREMUS

Arch1:
Ogun state has the highest number universities in Nigeria - FACT. Ogun state has the highest number of industries in Nigeria - FACT

all these has nothing to do with JonaTAN. JonaTAN still remains a failure

lagos state has the highest number of industries not.. I repeat not OGUN STATE

.............. Nice one

I just dey look una..... No babe go fit make shakara for me.... Thanks to my mom , beinq d lastborn she thought me how to mange d kitchen properly................ See all dis babes .. All these babes una be Liabities oo

@Op if i slap u now... 130k wey u for use pay bride pride ... Abeg go collect dat fone, she planned it all jare... Her current bobo na come gat future... Collect d fone ,or u give me her fone number make i reason her

Babe on bikini, thank u xo much for makinq things easy for me, i don see u finish na(i just used my eyes to remove those red materials) buh i didnt UnCloth u shaaa

Am D'banj