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Culture / Re: Which Is The Easiest Nigerian Language To Learn? by Tobetoe(m): 6:40pm On Jan 05, 2014 |
kennedyugo: Well, have not learned any other Nigerian language save Igbo (sweet Igbo).nope,okpokoro means empty container |
Culture / Re: Which Is The Easiest Nigerian Language To Learn? by Tobetoe(m): 6:33pm On Jan 05, 2014 |
haykeenz: Bcoz d british colonized a number of countries doesnt make English one of the easiest o.if u ve said one of d widely used,i might av agreed.Easy ke.our evryday written nd oral communication skills r filled wit errors.an assessment of ur thread xplainz it all.hey dude, am perfect oo, am nt an Englishman. .xo wat happens when u ar told to write in ur own dialect just as u have written. . English was first spoken by Anglo(angle) and saxon tribe in England. A small pagan tribe, by then old or archaic English sounded same as latin, xo when d normandy people conquered england, english was forbbiden,latin were used in their church,and court houses, becos of dat it underwent various modification,English borrowed xo many words frm latin,french,spanish,greek,Afrikaans,swahili,german ,and many others, and then we borrowed it also,just for easy communication. . .xo dude how many naija lang. borrowed words frm English? |
Culture / Re: Which Is The Easiest Nigerian Language To Learn? by Tobetoe(m): 5:48pm On Jan 05, 2014 |
Shedysworld: Yoruba is the easiest, almost every Nigerian can speak at least a word in yorubagbam |
Culture / Re: Which Is The Easiest Nigerian Language To Learn? by Tobetoe(m): 5:38pm On Jan 05, 2014 |
Smily202: You want to know the easiest Language.........How many lang do u speak. .....am fluent in igbo, latin,pidgin and bini . . Ur turn |
Culture / Re: Which Is The Easiest Nigerian Language To Learn? by Tobetoe(m): 7:35pm On Jan 01, 2014 |
Criminal Ibos: [size=20pt]Yoruba sweet language..! I always feel happy whenever i remember i'm a Yoruba boy..! [/size]why dat ur username 34 Likes |
Culture / Re: Which Is The Easiest Nigerian Language To Learn? by Tobetoe(m): 11:10am On Jan 01, 2014 |
Tomiwa Damola: I think Hausa is the easiest followed by Yoruba. Yoruba is very easy once you understand the tones.haha,hausa is a tongue twister 6 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Re: Welcome To 2014 by Tobetoe(m): 1:01am On Jan 01, 2014 |
Lord i bless u . .am xo hapi ooo, i thank GOD. . .for d gift of life' . . Hapi new year, nairalanders . .*picks ma sky rocket* it has begun. . . |
Religion / Re: Nairaland 2013 Watch-Night Service by Tobetoe(m): 9:26pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
Hmmm, i was here oo. .lets begin d new year in christ. ,hapi new year ,new begining . .am off to church . Wen back ,ama fire out ma skyrocket . .praise d lord |
Culture / Re: Which Is The Easiest Nigerian Language To Learn? by Tobetoe(m): 5:34pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
TVT KOKO: Please just try YORUBA!. Dat language is so swt dat i always feel d pain dat my mum being yoruba, didn't marry a yoruba and went to marry one ar$e-hole man,frm an arsé-hole tribe!guy take am easy oo,na love push ur mom,no be juju 20 Likes |
Culture / Re: Which Is The Easiest Nigerian Language To Learn? by Tobetoe(m): 5:32pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
sexyteeola: Yoruba is the easiest language .....yeah, its d sweetest. I love d lyrics,its d fastest in rap music, . 30 Likes |
Romance / Re: How Many People Did U Date In 2013? by Tobetoe(m): 5:10pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
0.0000000000000 , , haloo baby 2014 |
Fashion / Re: Do Matured Guys Still Wear 'pant' This Days by Tobetoe(m): 4:32pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
amiskurie: ....but seriously,spot men does so as to package it well,and to prevent it from unnecessary fumbling of the ak-47yeah, dats d fact. And wen u ar out of d field |
Romance / Re: Things A Guy Shouldn't Do In A Lady's Presence by Tobetoe(m): 4:28pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
I wont lie to u op . We tickle our d*cks nt scratch, buh we dont do it in front of a lady. But come to think of it, is d d*ick nt ur property(guys ar just d bearer) 1 Like |
Culture / Which Is The Easiest Nigerian Language To Learn? by Tobetoe(m): 4:13pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
I must say dat English is among d world's easiest language and also its d most broad.. I believe until d advent of English to naija, we have been communicating better.. There ar still words which ar hard to translate frm English to our local lang. And frm our local lang. to English. I found it hard to know wat TABLE is called in IGBO(pls pls, can someone help me wit it). .xo English is easy and simple to learn. Unlike our different dialect in niaja,for example ,my mom reads igbo Bible,but wen i looked at it,brotherly ,i tried to murmur out some words, it wasnt fun at all , ,I open dis thread to get to know our opinions on d easiest Nigerian lang. I have lived in benin for 6 years,d bini lang. dat i know how to utter ar d greeting formalities ,dooo,domur sir,eeye wacoyo,worsunu and others, .i also believe ,assuming i had lived in d west,maybe i would being fluent in yoruba. . And my own language(igbo) nt dat easy oo,cos there ar many versions of igbo ,d typical main igbo ar found in Imo state, i speak little of anambra and delta igbo combined .i got dis problem be4. In ma town this two words ARA and ALA were misinterpreted as BREAST and MADNESS respectively,buh at my teenage time dat i found dat ARA means madness and ALA being breast. .common trend wit d igbo's and d yoruba's . . So Nlander's lets open d floor of d house, . D easiest Nigerian language to learn perfectly . .hmm, i got wit IGBO. .and wat do u y'all think of hausa,urhobo,isoko,bini,izon,and d host of others. 10 Likes |
Fashion / Re: Do Matured Guys Still Wear 'pant' This Days by Tobetoe(m): 3:43pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
Hmmm, nigga's be like . . ,wat OMG
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Fashion / Do Matured Guys Still Wear 'pant' This Days by Tobetoe(m): 3:37pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
As a child YES i wore it ,i remembered then wen mom comes home wit bunch of pants. .then u will see me displaying it to ma mates in ma hood,hey guys ,see (stretching d bands) ma new swagg. . . , 6 years later,at d age of ten i decided to do away wit it (it doesnt make sense to me anymore) there ar tins dat ar mean for d kids and as well d old or aged. Then as a teenager i hated it,u wont be comfortable in it, especially at nite u will feel pain due to d rise and fall of d p*nis or wen d urinary tract is almost filled up.it doesnt give a gud shape to d p*nis, dats why some ar bent. .it suits d ladies perfectly .so we guys go for d boxers and d tight like tug, wow it makes a man feel gud but come to think of it ,why is there a hole and a button attached to boxers ,hmmmmmm, easy swap i guess. .so guys am in ma early twenties ,d question is . , .do u still wear pants dis days,and d ladies does ur man wear pants N.P : we ar Africans nt d Americans, we know wat we call PANT ,and we know wat we call TROUSERS. |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Those Born In August,let's Meet Here by Tobetoe(m): 6:59am On Dec 31, 2013 |
I was born on a sunday morning ,AUGUST 15. .i think dats a rare date |
Religion / Re: Dat Moment Wen D Rev. Fr Says,let Us Offer Each Other D Sign Of Peace. by Tobetoe(m): 8:40am On Dec 30, 2013 |
bluerange: Make do with what you are offered, hugging na for married people and Reverend Sisters (among themselves o o, before you carry yourself go their side)abi, me go . .u know i wont live to tell d story |
Religion / Re: Dat Moment Wen D Rev. Fr Says,let Us Offer Each Other D Sign Of Peace. by Tobetoe(m): 8:37am On Dec 30, 2013 |
Serendipity: Hug sb? A woman? Do u want electric to shock u?abeg i fear no evil,am used to electric shock |
Religion / Dat Moment Wen D Rev. Fr Says,let Us Offer Each Other D Sign Of Peace. by Tobetoe(m): 1:11am On Dec 30, 2013 |
Why i like d catholic church so much is dat u tend to remember Jesus anytime,anywhere ,even wen u ar down in faith . . Or dat moment wen u where bouncing under d euphoria of immorality last nite and then u look sideways or left to right and u see d image of Jesus or d Rosery ,well ur mind will go(men i got to do ma job). .TO my main topic,there is dis part of activity included in d mass(service) wen christ is to dwell in our body,as He performed it at d last super,d rev. Father in d form of Jesus says to d congregation 'PEACE OF D LORD BE WIT U,d church responds, . . . . . . .HE says again,LET US OFFER EACH OTHER D SIGN OF PEACE(i swear, i like dat moment) and its accompanied wit shaking of hands(most popular) or hugging(pls dont try it ,its reserved for d married one). .trust me na,i stretch out my full arm to shake any palm i see,buh d married people always annoy me (it happened today) , wen i stretch out my full palm ,they give me half of their palm,or they will shake half of my own palm.they do it most especially wen they ar round there husbands. .pls Nlander's does it happen to any of u guys, have any one u noticed it. . . D young couples know how to do it very well(look at dis youngman ,u want to shake ma full arm in d presence of ma hubby) . ,i think dat should be changed frm hand shakin to hugging . Just go around and hug somebody,its a sign of peace. . . .pls, guys lets hear ur xperience. |
Celebrities / Re: Photo: Is Miss Kedike (Chidinma) This Small ?? by Tobetoe(m): 12:32am On Dec 30, 2013 |
U guys ar just talking bla bla, .cant u see part of d pix is photoshoped. .may D's built is normal but was bent at some part,then chidinma's part was photoshoped, .her boobs was small there,her buil was compressed, we all know she is nt dat tall,buh come on she cant be dat small.... . .sightless people, |
Politics / Re: Unknown 'Drone' Crashes In Ibadan (Pictures) by Tobetoe(m): 12:22am On Dec 30, 2013 |
Its not a drone, ,i saw it today in nta's news line, .it was said to be a toy, |
Romance / Re: Common Words Guys Use And Their Meanings by Tobetoe(m): 12:06am On Dec 30, 2013 |
@op ,u got just number 2,3 and 9 , d rest ar ur opinion ,its nt fact, . .and pls op inform d junior kids here nt to try dis words at home , . . U ar still nt a player.., just try to be a gentleman |
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Celebrities Who Died Between 2011 And 2013 (Pictures) by Tobetoe(m): 11:49pm On Dec 29, 2013 |
Death be not proud, . .*weeping* it is well |
Romance / Re: List Things That Are Better Than Sex by Tobetoe(m): 11:37pm On Dec 29, 2013 |
-Mr Cork-:u ar doomed already |
Romance / Re: List Things That Are Better Than Sex by Tobetoe(m): 11:27pm On Dec 29, 2013 |
texanomaly:u be mammy water, abi |
Romance / Re: List Things That Are Better Than Sex by Tobetoe(m): 11:22pm On Dec 29, 2013 |
Blackeard:IS SEX UR HOBBY? 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Five Words ladies Use in a conversation and their meaning. by Tobetoe(m): 11:27pm On Dec 27, 2013 |
Kkkkkkkkk, gals na una invent English.' I HATE DAT TIN eeh 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Nairaland 2013 Most Common Characters - Are You One? by Tobetoe(m): 10:38pm On Dec 27, 2013 |
Etumgbe: What of the 'end time things' crew?i swear, i hate dose ppl eeh |
Jokes Etc / Re: Nairaland 2013 Most Common Characters - Are You One? by Tobetoe(m): 10:35pm On Dec 27, 2013 |
jreyez: Space booked!space booked or space reserved. .anoda crew |
Politics / Re: The Worst Govenors Of 2013 by Tobetoe(m): 12:52pm On Dec 27, 2013 |
Wiz-Prince:if nt dat we ar still in d mood of xmas celebration, hummmm,if swear ,i would have placed a curse on u, . Emmanuel UDU,shud be number one on d list. Quote me anywhere 2 Likes |
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