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@op . .u ar still a kid,. .ignorance dey worry u,na be watin i sense 4 hia ? Just recall ur context,CALL HER WEN SHE IS DIS,CALL HER WEN SHE IS DAT. .absolute nonsense

I dont really have a best governor in mind now,all have been trying especially those of lagos,abia,imo,kano,ogun,edo,and rivers states ' ..but God will surely punish anyone dat will mention Emmanuel Uduaghan of Delta state,d guy is just enriching his family, imagine d work he is doing in Asaba as at now,(cementing shallow gutters,when dia ar still debris in them)

martha: Just Got Back From D X-mas Mass And Now, Itz Time To Ch0p!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

na midnite mass i go, closed by 1:30 ,on gettin home ,firing ma sky rocket ,police caught me .i was banged into dia vehicle, if nt for ma uncle's intervention, .ma brothers and sisters . .i 4 sleep 4 cell ,they collected 5000 frm ma uncle,i will forever be grateful to him. .nw am just at home, dull moment, .dull city . Make una help me thank God oo. .buh anyway wat else do i nid again frm dis xmas, i have eaten pd yam and pp soup. .

Sherishsemesi in pidgin

Sageez: u r almst in all thread na wao! U no de cook??

abi, no be only thread, na niddle

Jayses: don't you recognize sarcasm when you see one ?

abi, thanks dude, i will try and improve on dat

martha: Hmmm

hmmm, martha martha, wats on ur mind

fijiano202: Most of what you wrote are pure bogus.you Ur head is not correct,i will tell seun for u,na only woman u know,ordinary book you no fit read

its written over u, . You ar a saddist,. U lack good sense of humour, .u shudnt have made a comment,it nt by force

Though we have our general form of language in which we commune together ,but this words ar nt generally pidgin English, .and we tend to incoorperate them in our everyday interraction.
(1) go and baff.
(2) i dont know wat is DOING U
(3)stand ON ur feet.
(4)WAT I DO .
(5)wat is d time NACKING.
(6)go and boil HOT water for me.
(7) Ada used book to STONE me.
(i CANT fit.
(9)go NA.
(10)shebi i told u to come be4.
(11)pls help me to COVER my door.
(12)pls give three KPOZA to dat man.
(13)i will beat u like WHITE.
(14)dont ask me ,go and ask GOGLES(google).
(15)come back Ken,its BREAKING time.
(16)every morning i will be SICKING.
(17)pepper is PEPPER me.
(18)lets go JOORE.
(19)the day is BREAK.
(20)Emeka is POOPOOING.
. .haha, who says am nt proud of naija , . ,ayam ooo. .naija blood flows in me . .Nlanders keep it flowing.

Bigi83: u funny die,i don pee 4 body o

i go tell ur boyfrnd

Wait o . .op .if na u,you no go jump fence

I have heard wat y'all said. And dat shows ur case is just a minor one. .i live in asaba,few metres away frm river niger and God knows i have had ma share of dis blazing north-east trade wind(harmattan). .its so bad,u cant even flirt around dis xmas period(haha, see ur face be like dry season) ,and am most bothered abt ma lips(i just applied engine oil on ma cracked sexy lips). . Na wao,flexing period,ma guy see wahala.

Soda

Even the name BARBIE tends to tell u wat it means. .and i have always thought of it as an elegantly,beautiful ,shapy girly nature, . Also frm d cartoons i have seen so far,d BARBIE cartoon collections gave the picture, .just recently i was scrabbing through d pages of d dictionary looking for a nice,lovely name, dat i will use on my 2go gals ,that i came across d word BARBIE . As it defines it as an informal word meaning BARBECUE. .at that moment,it was like hmmmm some girls be like 'barbecue' . I couldnt help buh laughed it off , . .girls don suffer for ma hand , . Mtwwwwwwuuu, hi barbecue, pls excuse me ,can i talk to u for a while0 ,dats reminds of d song EMINADO(I WILL BE UR AFRICAN BARBIE) Abi na barbecue. , ,but common nairalanders wat does barbie mean to y'all.

vivian belema: I will buy him fireworks

pls,how old is ur bf

I have seen lots of women,both married and unmarried . But men's life is really easy and simple, when they are pressed,all they need do is to look around for a space to do it ,without minding if there are onlookers or not, they just flip the zip down(if there is any) pour out that waste(nature's call) and feel relieved again . .but the women's case is the other way round,imagine u ar in d parlour all of a sudden the door opens and she rushes in,first drop her handbag on d chair and head straight to the TOILET to ease her self, and you see it reoccuring everyday .yeah i know that research has shown that the women's bowel gets filled up faster than the men's0. but is there other reason,why women rushes to d toilet instantly on getting back from work or an outing.

. You bath her and wore pants for her.[/quote]u mean a guy baths her gal and wears her panties. Well to me its like commiting suicide or do u think so

redsquare: Good development. Like seriously, how many of us write/type or read in our local languages? How many of us use Google/Wikipaedia in Hausa,Igbo or Yoruba? I don't want to sound like a pessimist, but I foresee this project failing.

u sounded as one, wat is gud for d goose is also gud for gander. China,france,russia,japan and other country have dia own dialect in pc. So u think witout English dia will be no communication in d world,. ,maybe u dont know how to speak ur own native dialect ,dats why u said so , bro go and learn

Yeah, . .it seems we'all have experienced it . .mine happened just yesterday,after rechargin #200 d day before yesterday, i made several calls,dat ma airtime got exhausted yesterday,and i said ,since no airtime for calls 4 nw,let me browse cos i have mb, buh Glo did signs and wonders,i tried to no avail,i couldnt log on d net(so frustratin)so today i recharged and i got 30mb and dats why am still online at dis moment. .so those guys ar nt perfect,they can fault anytime

ngdude: ...I wonder o.

Some call it "toto" "pussy" "kittycat" "honeypot" "nyansh" etc etc

Add urs. Lol!

and u ,wat do u call it

Ina2k: Guugle not Google

na u worse pass, it gugle not guugle

This is a true life story,of a Barber, being an atheist.. He never believed that a creator existed. To d extent that he preaches to his patronisers at his barbing saloon that there is no God. Even his customers started to give interest in his sily pooms and talks. And there was this day,as usual his saloon was full to capacity and he was doing his job at d same time telling every tom,dick and harry dat dia is no creator,and then dis young man step into d saloon, and on hearing of d argument on ground,he tried so hard to look for something or how he should prove to d mr barber dat dia is a God,. then dis young man discovered dat d barber was winning d argumen,all his customers began hailing d barber.. D young man then left d saloon feeling heartbroken dat he was not able to give a proof dat God existed.. Walking so lonley on d road to his house, he found a young man carrying a very bushy hair,so uncut,and immediately a idea came to him, so he returned to d barber's shop and went straight to d barber and said ,i now believe dat there is no Barber in this world and am going to prove it to u now, and d Barber laughed and said,I AM THE BARBER,if u don't come to me, then i will not be able to cut ur hair and so it remains uncut, and d young said ,when i first walked into dis place, i saw u leading an argument ,saying dat God never existed,but then i looked for a way to make u understand,but couldn't find any and so i forgot about d hair i came to cut and went home,and on my way home i saw a boy carrying a very bushy hair and now i have come to tell u THAT IS GOD,WHO CREATED D HEAVENS AND D EARTH AND IT IS U WHO HAS FAILED TO GO TO HIM,AND TO SEEK HIS PRESENCE,BUT U CHOOSED NEVER TO. On hearing of dis words d BARBER BECAME CONVINCED THAT A GOD EXISTED.

cold: You cannot prove the existence of something that wasn't there in the first place. God is a creation of man & not the other way round

i hate u

tompat86: first to comment

which network u dey use, abi na visaphone

nneh1: For God's sake why is it that all the countries that felt God in the past are muslims. Eygpt,damascus,jordan etc

then it's naija's turn nw

Shai, una own beta, i don hear watin all of una talk. By age 11 my brothers n sister, i still dey village dey play mamako wit Nkechi (primary 4) then i go enter river dey swim like fish,after swimming all my body go dey white and my eyes go turn blue litmus paper red without oxidizing .at age 13 i enter jss, at least i try carry 5 out of 65(am not lying).. Na dat small boy head dey carry calculus,. Abeg make somebody advice me, befor i go invent nuclear bomb wey go bomb dis country.. Or abi, make my mama born me again(osama bin laden) .nooo na tobe she go born again

Good example, but EMMANUEL UDUAGHA . Will neva do such in delta state

I hail o.. Abeg more torrie and more pix