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Romance / Re: She Cherishes Her ATM Pin More Than Me..is This True Love? by Tobetoe(m): 11:37pm On Dec 26, 2013 |
Dis no be jokes section na |
Romance / Re: Guys, 10 Ways To Melt Awoman's Heart by Tobetoe(m): 11:34pm On Dec 26, 2013 |
@op . .u ar still a kid,. .ignorance dey worry u,na be watin i sense 4 hia ? Just recall ur context,CALL HER WEN SHE IS DIS,CALL HER WEN SHE IS DAT. .absolute nonsense |
Politics / Re: Which State Governor Deserves The Award For Best Performing Governor In 2013 by Tobetoe(m): 5:03pm On Dec 26, 2013 |
I dont really have a best governor in mind now,all have been trying especially those of lagos,abia,imo,kano,ogun,edo,and rivers states ' ..but God will surely punish anyone dat will mention Emmanuel Uduaghan of Delta state,d guy is just enriching his family, imagine d work he is doing in Asaba as at now,(cementing shallow gutters,when dia ar still debris in them) 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Chrismas Event Report In Your Area by Tobetoe(m): 5:27pm On Dec 25, 2013 |
martha: Just Got Back From D X-mas Mass And Now, Itz Time To Ch0p!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!na midnite mass i go, closed by 1:30 ,on gettin home ,firing ma sky rocket ,police caught me .i was banged into dia vehicle, if nt for ma uncle's intervention, .ma brothers and sisters . .i 4 sleep 4 cell ,they collected 5000 frm ma uncle,i will forever be grateful to him. .nw am just at home, dull moment, .dull city . Make una help me thank God oo. .buh anyway wat else do i nid again frm dis xmas, i have eaten pd yam and pp soup. . |
Culture / Re: What Is Christmas In Your Native Language? by Tobetoe(m): 5:09pm On Dec 25, 2013 |
Sherishsemesi in pidgin |
Nairaland / General / Re: Naijarian English by Tobetoe(m): 8:42pm On Dec 24, 2013 |
Sageez: u r almst in all thread na wao! U no de cook??abi, no be only thread, na niddle |
Nairaland / General / Re: Naijarian English by Tobetoe(m): 8:41pm On Dec 24, 2013 |
Jayses: don't you recognize sarcasm when you see one ?abi, thanks dude, i will try and improve on dat |
Nairaland / General / Re: Naijarian English by Tobetoe(m): 4:26pm On Dec 24, 2013 |
martha: Hmmmhmmm, martha martha, wats on ur mind |
Nairaland / General / Re: Naijarian English by Tobetoe(m): 4:24pm On Dec 24, 2013 |
fijiano202: Most of what you wrote are pure bogus.you Ur head is not correct,i will tell seun for u,na only woman u know,ordinary book you no fit readits written over u, . You ar a saddist,. U lack good sense of humour, .u shudnt have made a comment,it nt by force |
Nairaland / General / Re: Naijarian English by Tobetoe(m): 4:21pm On Dec 24, 2013 |
fijiano202: Most of what you wrote are pure bogus.you Ur head is not correct,i will tell seun for u,na only woman u know,ordinary book you no fit read |
Nairaland / General / Naijarian English by Tobetoe(m): 2:34pm On Dec 24, 2013 |
Though we have our general form of language in which we commune together ,but this words ar nt generally pidgin English, .and we tend to incoorperate them in our everyday interraction. (1) go and baff. (2) i dont know wat is DOING U (3)stand ON ur feet. (4)WAT I DO . (5)wat is d time NACKING. (6)go and boil HOT water for me. (7) Ada used book to STONE me. (i CANT fit. (9)go NA. (10)shebi i told u to come be4. (11)pls help me to COVER my door. (12)pls give three KPOZA to dat man. (13)i will beat u like WHITE. (14)dont ask me ,go and ask GOGLES(google). (15)come back Ken,its BREAKING time. (16)every morning i will be SICKING. (17)pepper is PEPPER me. (18)lets go JOORE. (19)the day is BREAK. (20)Emeka is POOPOOING. . .haha, who says am nt proud of naija , . ,ayam ooo. .naija blood flows in me . .Nlanders keep it flowing. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Merry Xmass Mathematical Equation & All Funny Christmass Pix Here. by Tobetoe(m): 11:08pm On Dec 23, 2013 |
Bigi83: u funny die,i don pee 4 body oi go tell ur boyfrnd |
Jokes Etc / Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by Tobetoe(m): 1:31pm On Dec 21, 2013 |
Wait o . .op .if na u,you no go jump fence
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Nairaland / General / Re: How Harsh Is The Harmattan Weather In Your State? by Tobetoe(m): 7:09pm On Dec 19, 2013 |
I have heard wat y'all said. And dat shows ur case is just a minor one. .i live in asaba,few metres away frm river niger and God knows i have had ma share of dis blazing north-east trade wind(harmattan). .its so bad,u cant even flirt around dis xmas period(haha, see ur face be like dry season) ,and am most bothered abt ma lips(i just applied engine oil on ma cracked sexy lips). . Na wao,flexing period,ma guy see wahala. |
Literature / Re: Life Of A Unilag Student by Tobetoe(m): 6:54pm On Dec 19, 2013 |
Abeg ,na who get dis guy phone number, make i call am. . . . Grrrrrrrrr dis guy aint picking d call oo . . Abeg d mass is ended, let us go in the peace of d lord. |
Health / Re: What Soap Do You Use? by Tobetoe(m): 11:48am On Dec 19, 2013 |
Soda |
Nairaland / General / Oxford Dictionary Defines BARBIE As A ,...... by Tobetoe(m): 1:25pm On Dec 18, 2013 |
Even the name BARBIE tends to tell u wat it means. .and i have always thought of it as an elegantly,beautiful ,shapy girly nature, . Also frm d cartoons i have seen so far,d BARBIE cartoon collections gave the picture, .just recently i was scrabbing through d pages of d dictionary looking for a nice,lovely name, dat i will use on my 2go gals ,that i came across d word BARBIE . As it defines it as an informal word meaning BARBECUE. .at that moment,it was like hmmmm some girls be like 'barbecue' . I couldnt help buh laughed it off , . .girls don suffer for ma hand , . Mtwwwwwwuuu, hi barbecue, pls excuse me ,can i talk to u for a while0 ,dats reminds of d song EMINADO(I WILL BE UR AFRICAN BARBIE) Abi na barbecue. , ,but common nairalanders wat does barbie mean to y'all. |
Romance / Re: What Romantic Gift Are You Giving Your Partner For Christmas? Mine is... by Tobetoe(m): 10:20am On Dec 16, 2013 |
vivian belema: I will buy him fireworkspls,how old is ur bf |
Health / Rush Home 'PRESS' By Women by Tobetoe(m): 5:50pm On Dec 14, 2013 |
I have seen lots of women,both married and unmarried . But men's life is really easy and simple, when they are pressed,all they need do is to look around for a space to do it ,without minding if there are onlookers or not, they just flip the zip down(if there is any) pour out that waste(nature's call) and feel relieved again . .but the women's case is the other way round,imagine u ar in d parlour all of a sudden the door opens and she rushes in,first drop her handbag on d chair and head straight to the TOILET to ease her self, and you see it reoccuring everyday .yeah i know that research has shown that the women's bowel gets filled up faster than the men's0. but is there other reason,why women rushes to d toilet instantly on getting back from work or an outing. |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: How Men Start Their Relationship And Dump Her Finally by Tobetoe(m): 7:23pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
. You bath her and wore pants for her. [/quote]u mean a guy baths her gal and wears her panties. Well to me its like commiting suicide or do u think so |
Computers / Re: Nigerians In Diaspora To Produce Computers In Local Languages by Tobetoe(m): 12:02pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
redsquare: Good development. Like seriously, how many of us write/type or read in our local languages? How many of us use Google/Wikipaedia in Hausa,Igbo or Yoruba? I don't want to sound like a pessimist, but I foresee this project failing.u sounded as one, wat is gud for d goose is also gud for gander. China,france,russia,japan and other country have dia own dialect in pc. So u think witout English dia will be no communication in d world,. ,maybe u dont know how to speak ur own native dialect ,dats why u said so , bro go and learn |
Phones / Re: Glo Wiped Away All Bounce Data Bonus: by Tobetoe(m): 8:01pm On Dec 09, 2013 |
Yeah, . .it seems we'all have experienced it . .mine happened just yesterday,after rechargin #200 d day before yesterday, i made several calls,dat ma airtime got exhausted yesterday,and i said ,since no airtime for calls 4 nw,let me browse cos i have mb, buh Glo did signs and wonders,i tried to no avail,i couldnt log on d net(so frustratin)so today i recharged and i got 30mb and dats why am still online at dis moment. .so those guys ar nt perfect,they can fault anytime |
Romance / Re: Why Does The Womanliness Bear Nasty Names (a Must Read) by Tobetoe(m): 6:00pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
ngdude: ...I wonder o.and u ,wat do u call it |
Webmasters / Re: 15 Years Of Google At A Glance!!!! by Tobetoe(m): 9:26am On Sep 06, 2013 |
Ina2k: Guugle not Googlena u worse pass, it gugle not guugle |
Religion / Re: How Can You Prove To An Atheist That God Exists? by Tobetoe(m): 10:14pm On Sep 02, 2013 |
This is a true life story,of a Barber, being an atheist.. He never believed that a creator existed. To d extent that he preaches to his patronisers at his barbing saloon that there is no God. Even his customers started to give interest in his sily pooms and talks. And there was this day,as usual his saloon was full to capacity and he was doing his job at d same time telling every tom,dick and harry dat dia is no creator,and then dis young man step into d saloon, and on hearing of d argument on ground,he tried so hard to look for something or how he should prove to d mr barber dat dia is a God,. then dis young man discovered dat d barber was winning d argumen,all his customers began hailing d barber.. D young man then left d saloon feeling heartbroken dat he was not able to give a proof dat God existed.. Walking so lonley on d road to his house, he found a young man carrying a very bushy hair,so uncut,and immediately a idea came to him, so he returned to d barber's shop and went straight to d barber and said ,i now believe dat there is no Barber in this world and am going to prove it to u now, and d Barber laughed and said,I AM THE BARBER,if u don't come to me, then i will not be able to cut ur hair and so it remains uncut, and d young said ,when i first walked into dis place, i saw u leading an argument ,saying dat God never existed,but then i looked for a way to make u understand,but couldn't find any and so i forgot about d hair i came to cut and went home,and on my way home i saw a boy carrying a very bushy hair and now i have come to tell u THAT IS GOD,WHO CREATED D HEAVENS AND D EARTH AND IT IS U WHO HAS FAILED TO GO TO HIM,AND TO SEEK HIS PRESENCE,BUT U CHOOSED NEVER TO. On hearing of dis words d BARBER BECAME CONVINCED THAT A GOD EXISTED. |
Religion / Re: How Can You Prove To An Atheist That God Exists? by Tobetoe(m): 8:33pm On Sep 02, 2013 |
cold:i hate u |
Food / Re: Cheap Foods That Helps The Brain Focus by Tobetoe(m): 8:22pm On Sep 02, 2013 |
tompat86: first to commentwhich network u dey use, abi na visaphone |
Religion / Re: Pope Francis Bows For Queen Rania Of Jordan by Tobetoe(m): 7:58pm On Sep 01, 2013 |
nneh1: For God's sake why is it that all the countries that felt God in the past are muslims. Eygpt,damascus,jordan etcthen it's naija's turn nw |
Education / Re: 11-year-old Boy Admitted To The University To Study Quantum Physics by Tobetoe(m): 9:27pm On Aug 31, 2013 |
Shai, una own beta, i don hear watin all of una talk. By age 11 my brothers n sister, i still dey village dey play mamako wit Nkechi (primary 4) then i go enter river dey swim like fish,after swimming all my body go dey white and my eyes go turn blue litmus paper red without oxidizing .at age 13 i enter jss, at least i try carry 5 out of 65(am not lying).. Na dat small boy head dey carry calculus,. Abeg make somebody advice me, befor i go invent nuclear bomb wey go bomb dis country.. Or abi, make my mama born me again(osama bin laden) .nooo na tobe she go born again 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Aregbesola Opens N1.2b Garment Factory by Tobetoe(m): 12:00pm On Aug 27, 2013 |
Good example, but EMMANUEL UDUAGHA . Will neva do such in delta state |
Science/Technology / Re: Incredible science but all thanks to God with Amazing photos by Tobetoe(m): 10:01am On Aug 26, 2013 |
I hail o.. Abeg more torrie and more pix |
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