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Celebrities / Re: Julius Agwu: Train Up A Child In The Way He Should Grow by Tobetoe(m): 2:42pm On Jun 10, 2016
Eat on bro ... Eat for Africa
Nairaland / General / Re: What Do Nigeria Girls Do With Airtime? by Tobetoe(m): 9:06pm On Jan 06, 2016
INTROVERT:
Ask your sister first, ok.
can u then be mah sis in d lord.......nw dat i hav thrown d question @u.
Nairaland / General / What Do Nigeria Girls Do With Airtime? by Tobetoe(m): 1:52pm On Jan 05, 2016
Sounds funny a question,buh Nigerian girls of this swagga age will keep amazinq us .
Boo sends u 1500# airtime, wen u page him or flash him ,reluctantly he sends it, bae sees it and flash boo, he calls and bae screams on d fone ,thanks love i hav seen it.
Part 2, toasters sends bae 1500# each to dis bae, dependinq on hw many guys stalkinq her ,cos there must be.
So am compelled to ask, Nlanders what do girls do with airtime... Nland girls help us out .
Celebrities / Re: Kemi-Olunloyo: Olamide Does Money Rituals by Tobetoe(m): 7:28am On Jan 03, 2016
Could olamide be d reason Aunty Kemi is still single?
Events / Re: Why Do Most Tall Guys Hardly Dance? by Tobetoe(m): 10:16am On Nov 24, 2015
Booyakasha:
Take your miserable tall self out of nairaland you are not the only tall person here.
so sorry ,buh u disgust me
Events / Why Do Most Tall Guys Hardly Dance? by Tobetoe(m): 9:35am On Nov 24, 2015
Not that tall guys cant dance ,buh most hardly dance. Some would say its because of the height or that they cant bend down or they are mostly introvert. Buh i have seen some real tall niqqas that dance .lemme make this convo more by usinq myself as an exampl, i think i can be termed TALL , am 6ft 3inches . buh i hardly dance , am not introverted. Though i do move my body to some heavenly tones while in Church, buh in club or any other gatherinq i dont at all. Well i dont like it.
So whats y'all take on this .. Why do most tall guys hardly dance??
Jokes Etc / Who Dies First?(photo) by Tobetoe(m): 3:28pm On Nov 07, 2015
Jokes Etc / Who Dies First?(photo) by Tobetoe(m): 3:22pm On Nov 07, 2015

Literature / Re: Wole Soyinka: "InterInventions", My New Book Will Draw Blood by Tobetoe(m): 10:49pm On Oct 26, 2015
Watin concern me , if the book like make e draw sperm
Education / What Is The Most Dreaded Exam You Have Ever Written? by Tobetoe(m): 5:38pm On Oct 12, 2015
Under normal circumstances we ought not to dread an examination, but various harsh measures put in place and the experiences we passed through and those fortold , it makes such an examination dreadful by all and sundry.
Maybe i havnt seen that so called, but for now the most dreaded exam i sat for,was FUTO post UTME . We sat for it ,the very first day. Due to some technical problem and pre-circulation of exam papers, the management couldnt curtail the problem at the time, and we eventually started the exam at 6:20pm ..the rest is story, cos i passed through supplementary and am in yr two now ........SHARE URS
Nairaland / General / Which Mobile Network Has The Best Airtime Lending System. by Tobetoe(m): 2:26pm On Sep 30, 2015
am on Glo , and so far its been good .especially been on glo Gbam tarrif plan ,11 kobo per sec.to all networks and 5mb . and on its airtime lendinq system is allurinq ,i can make calls on same charge as in normal recharge ,buh they will deduct 10 percent from any borrowed airtime .. Ur views Nlanders , MTN AIRTEL GLO and ETISALAT which one has the best airtime lendinq system.
Politics / Re: China Builds First 600-feet High, Glass-bottomed Bridge In The World (photos) by Tobetoe(m): 7:32pm On Sep 27, 2015
Atleast na china product , e no go last
Nairaland / General / Re: The Ethnic Divide Of Every Thread: What Indeed Is Our Problem? by Tobetoe(m): 7:03pm On Sep 27, 2015
that happens when we have a defunct conscience
Phones / Re: 5 Reasons To Use The Nigeria Made Android Smartphone Orbra by Tobetoe(m): 6:56pm On Sep 27, 2015
Op give more details
Crime / Re: Boko Haram Attacks Kogi DSS Office, Frees 30 Suspects by Tobetoe(m): 6:50pm On Sep 27, 2015
Cavit emptor
Education / Re: UNILAG Shuts Down Indefinitely by Tobetoe(m): 2:42pm On Sep 10, 2015
Death is so senseless. Athough they said prevention is better, cheaper.safer and sexier than cure. So sad .RIP
Religion / Re: A Thread For Catholics by Tobetoe(m): 4:42pm On Jul 13, 2015
Lord have mercy, ... I havnt been online all these while , so many updates here.. CARITAS CHRISTI urgent nos

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Career / Re: Four Reasons Why Lawyers Are Like Condoms by Tobetoe(m): 12:31pm On Jul 13, 2015
5. Both Can burst during a rough goinq action.
NYSC / Re: Is There Any Implication Of Not Going To Youth Service? by Tobetoe(m): 12:21pm On Jul 13, 2015
Serve ur country Bro, it helps . There ar greener pastures @ my village *winks*

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Hangs Out With Aliko Dangote by Tobetoe(m): 7:07am On Feb 24, 2015
Who e help?
Romance / Re: To Every Successful Man There Is A Woman Behind:how True Can It Be These Days by Tobetoe(m): 7:11pm On Feb 23, 2015
missjenna:
Its supposed to be, To every successful man, there is always a woman "Beside" him

When you use the word "behind", you are in a way demoting and disregarding the huge influence of the woman

Let me give you an example.
Steve Jobs is widely recognized as the sole founder of Apple, but he didn't found it alone. He alongside his friend, Steve Wozniak, co-founded Apple.

When you ask people, they will say Steve Wozniak was the brain "Behind" Apple. But I tell you one thing. History will only remember the great Steve Jobs

I just used this illustration to buttress my point
Thanks
use naija as a case study
Romance / To Every Successful Man There Is A Woman Behind:how True Can It Be These Days by Tobetoe(m): 4:07pm On Feb 23, 2015
It speaks for itself , so i won't bore y'all trying to throw more light on the said topic ..
The good old days are gone when one could touch the sky and make a wish , have heard such countless of time ,and i wonder ,'are we being told so as to appreciate the woman being by our side or is posses as a motivational factor ,cos these days ,we dont see that coming ,not that i have heard or see one ,it doesnt count anymore.
Was Adam too lazy that He asked God for a helper? Our girls aint helping matter, cos all girls are the same ,and our elders aint yet tired of sermoning the young at heart to steer clear of girls, they can either make or mar a man.
Nlander does such still exist , how promising can it be ... To every successful man ,there is a woman behind' .. Ur view
Politics / Re: Thread To Monitor 6-Week War To Crush Boko Haram by Tobetoe(m): 5:18pm On Feb 08, 2015
Failed government

Politics / Re: 90 Year Old Woman Donates Her N1m Life Savings To Buhari's Campaign by Tobetoe(m): 9:04am On Jan 28, 2015
Akshow:
kudos grandma! U gave ur widow's mite which is a thousand times better and cleaner than the 21 billion donated by the thieving PDP members.

A government and leadership that does not even see that Nigeria is in trouble. While majority of
our people wallow in abject poverty, and the
gap in inequality gets ever wider by the day,
yet they basked in self-celebration of
imagined accomplishments. How can a
party or a government even begin to solve a
problem that it does not believe exist?
what if it was all planned, that Buhari actually gave her the money for her to execute such a stunt ...#JustSayinq#
Politics / Re: Doyin Okupe Offers N1million To Anyone That Can List 10 Achievements Of Buhari by Tobetoe(m): 8:59am On Jan 28, 2015
Am offerinq $20million to anyone that can list just three(3) Achievements of Mr Doyin Okupe

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Celebrities / Re: Omotola Ekeinde Celebrates 20 Years On Stage In Lavish Ceremony In Abuja (Pics) by Tobetoe(m): 8:01pm On Jan 25, 2015
Congrats ... Altho u didnt invite me.... I Look forward to seeing dat1995 movie u appeared in
Celebrities / Re: Niyola, EME First Lady Takes A Selfie With Just Her Underwears (PHOTO) by Tobetoe(m): 7:53pm On Jan 25, 2015
Baby niyola u toh badt ,buh buhari loves u

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Politics / Re: Bishop Oyedepo Said He Will Open The Gates Of Hell On Whoever Opposes GEJ. by Tobetoe(m): 2:35pm On Jan 25, 2015
Why im no open am for boko haram

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Family / Re: Parents Of Girl Who Kidnapped Herself Disown Her.(pic) by Tobetoe(m): 12:08pm On Jan 25, 2015
Put God first,they shud try and forgive her, buh she must give up dat guy... smh, buh if na me plan dis kinda tin, a whole 10m , my parents go just leave me to my fate,if na true true say i was kidnapped

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Religion / Re: 4 Sexual Sins Every Christian Should Avoid by Tobetoe(m): 3:03am On Jan 25, 2015
Kyrie eleison
Forum Games / Re: Game---How good A Liar Are You? by Tobetoe(m): 1:35am On Jan 20, 2015
Gej will not win this election.
Nigeria will break off this year.
Buhari will not win this election

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