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hiss: she no get bobby

buh she get nipple and she get wet hole also... Dat one is ok na

..............Will he not die someday.

..........Made-in-Nigeria.... Assembled in lagos plant.....

.....................abeg someone should pass me dat lighter ...... Shooo ,dis cold is 2much ooo..........

Abeg someone should pass me dat lighter .... Shooo, dis cold is 2much ooo

I cant wait to see a positive result. . . . . Let them test-run it on those liberia fowls dat ar gravely sick wit ebola......... They ar xo mad,you were gravely sick and told not to travel,buh still d punny monster traveled.

Sweet girl

Buh na java os me dey use.... Do i have any chances...

andy24: Emmanuel Uduaghan, na ur mate be this

dont mind dat dude(uduaghan) he is busy commissioninq swimminq pool,retaurants,hotels and bathroom... Na next yr him go commot na

[color=#000099][/color][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]i love ur bravery naija.... Since nanosilver didnt prove it, hope dis gonna do some wonder... If it doesnt work and they call' it a rodenticide,I WOULD GO STRAIGHT TO MA BED AND FAINT.

[sup][/sup]xo truly truly nano Ag+ is a pesticide,buh shame on u Africa, you always depend on papa USA... While their Oga's @d top were busy fundinq research ,u were busy lootinq billion in thin air

Dats ma pope..... Keep doinq good work.. Proudly catholic... #Oremus# dat our papal will find time some day and visit naija

I don late ooooo... Long live nairaland ,i love dis thread, thanks y'all for openinq such..... Pax domini semper vobiscum, caritas christ urgent nos

Scrolinq down dis thread,i noticed dat we aint happy anymore.. Dis thread xo dry.. Buh lets wait,watch and see wat happens next.. Fu*k d Americans, i love ma naija.. Pls nano Ag+ experimental ebola drug be good

Chaiii, am kinda late to dis thread, just came back frm 12noon mass of d feast of d assumption... And its also ma birthday, me xo hapi here, .... Pls y'all should wish a hapi bday,LONG LIVE NAIRALAND

FrankySnow: Thanks Francistony , I just came online to see if somebody would have posted this. Its my birthday and my feast day( Maria assumpta) . congrat to moi.

Sal C keeps inspiring me, God bless you.

#Teamcatholicforever#

wow, me tooooo its also ma bday, just came back frm 12noon mass.... Hapi assumption feast..... Now i have found one wit same date of birth wid me

Good news..... Buh is there NO picture of the fishinq vessel,how can someone here in naija commission a vessel dats in poland and yet to arrive naija,or was it done over there... I hope they wont brinq back a fabricated canoe as a 10million naira fishinq vessel#just sayinq#

Ude akwu (palm kernel oil cream)

The only reason or situation you dip ur fingers into d soup is to fish out d meat or other juicy stuff in it unauthorised xo d soup is sense it and get sour instantly ,else u cool or heat it to aviod such. . .anoda reason, not all soup has properties,eg egusi soup,is too reactive ,it gets sour timely,if nt cool or heated,.... All soups wit such properties ar in random motion wit there molecules contripetallinq and will nt get sour unless fingers(wic contain bacteria) and heat or cold is beinq removed frm it within a constricted time... Success to all uniben aspirants writinq their pume.......... Peace

The only reason or situation you dip ur fingers into d soup is to fish out d meat or other juicy stuff in it unauthorised xo d soup is sense it and get sour instantly ,else u cool or heat it to aviod such. . .anoda reason, not all soup has properties,eg egusi soup,is too reactive ,it gets sour timely,if nt cool or heated,.... All soups wit such properties ar in random motion wit there molecules contripetallinq and will nt get sour unless fingers(wic contain bacteria) and heat or cold is beinq removed frm it within a constricted time... Success to all uniben aspirants writinq their pume.

Nobleval: Catholic church. Location: Lagos. Name: Forgotten

the name is catholic church, its univesal

Sparrow13: Team Roman Catholic.
*In nomine patris et filii et spiritus sancti*

pax domine vobiscum

Yes my fellow nairalanders,the second niger bridge is under construction.. The reason why u guys ar pourinq out ur anger in this manner,is because our FG make promises and nt fullfulinq any. . Now,this is the fact,the river niger posses many problem such presense of sand bars,catarats,and seasonal floodinq,thereby makinq work and the location of the second niger bridge a difficult one such a bridge takes a minimun of 4yrs to construct,and few months after ,nigerians ar losinq hope of seeinq ther bridge ..buh Gej has deliverd ,since the ground breakinq ceremony was done, work has been goinq on,survey and land clearinq has long been solved, and at present ,the road frm OKO clan via the right bank of river has been tarred. And preliminary works ar goinq on at the river site.. Lets give Gej time ,so he could complete the work he started, and shame will be upon APCs

dominique: 3.62 CGPA best graduating student Either the students are very dull or the lecturers are very stingy with marks.

you didnt take note of her field of discipline. . . AGRICULTURE,dats why 3.62 CGPA can merit a first class

To me i have no fears or rather put, its my mind,it plays trick on me. . Btw @op ,what is the fear of ejac*latinq in time. So many guys are worried abt that fear

So what is the fear of Africa or Naija winninq the world cup.

Happy birthday professor. . Pirate ke, #teamJesus# jare

brosiye99: Its because of the belief that there is stability in a paid job than business. Due to the cyclical nature of our economy a good business today can suffer a downturn tomorrow

i disagree with u jare.. Good business is a life time investment,d case study here is d reverse of what u just deduced. .wit a paid job,u could be fired at any fu*king time,business being an investment u control any risk incurred witout being reduced to a mere jobber..bro think B.I.G (Business instead of Game)

...... and who says they have invested in football, is this wat u would call an investment. . Money in d hands of few greedy fools is nt called an investment.

Pamela Gold: if my hubby grab my ass for public, i no go mind

taaaaaaaahh, which hubby?

mvem: The easiest language in Nigeria should be hausa cos of its popularity...It is the most spoken language in Nigeria and one of the major languages of W.Africa.....it is spoken in Mali,Niger,part of cameroun,northern part of Benin,south of Chad e.t.c....its even d language of d nigerian army...all d whole north speak hausas either as 1st or 2nd language....U can see alot of igbos and yoruba speaking hausa but u cant see a northerner person speak igbo or yoruba, i mean hardly....and am not hausa

we ar talking about naija nt other african countries . We know dat hausa has d largest population in naija,then d naija army all tend to speak d three major langs(u know d reasons for dat, or dont u). Dats a pure lie wen u said northerners cant speak igbo, ur problem is dat u dont travel,maybe u have been based in one location all ur life. .listen to me now,hausas ar found everywhere in naija, brotherly i tell u, check out d hausa's living in onitsha, asaba,abia state,imo. .i swear they speak igbo more than i do ' .. .ignoramus is ur problem

I didnt play by favouritism on dis thread, buh u guys ar bringing it in . .d simpliest definition of litracy is when one knows how to read,write speak and d minor one is listening . .food for thought . .is there any illitrate Englishman in d world,yeah i bet u there ar,and now an Englishman who knows how to read,write and speak only English lang. VERSUS a YorubaMAN who knows how to read,write and speak yoruba only.. Who do u think would easily read, and pronunce each others lang. . (i will go wit d yoruabaman)