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Taken. Dat's kul. Thanks 4 d info. .am a mech.engineer in pratice

Then be4 penetration, i will finger her first... Looks i will go and invent d 1 for men,. Make them no rape me

Wow, kudos to d man, and, o,hail naija ,it is nt eashy o.. So wat are we waiting for,lets go grab d NOBEL PRICE, sharp sharp

sexytabhi: Ok lemme start this way:
Most times when I read people`s comments on choosing between aa rich guy or a poor guy for marriage,bout 90% advise the babe to go for a poor guy claiming that 1. He will get rich someday
2. he will love her sincerely
3. she would be able to have a say in his life later when he becomes rich
4. He will always appreciate her for standing by him.
Most times the rich dude is always condemned
1. He will never appreciate the babe cos she dint suffer with him
2. She's only a gold digger and does not love the rich guy for love but for money
3. How did he come bout his riches,he will surely use her to make money later
4. He will treat her as if she's a slave.
The list is endless.
My question is,what makes us think a rich guy will never love a babe sincerely or vice versa,does it mean that the poor guy will never disappoint the babe in future after suffering with him. What is good for a goose is good for the gander,wealth doesn't define personality..as a matter of fact it is always good to go for the rich guy who has shown genuine interest in you rather than a poor dude who would expect you to fall for him out of pity due to his condition.

oh baby, don't worry at all, just marry me, i will love u, care for u,be dia for u, fight u or fight for u, i will protect u,. i mean i will be ur wizard and u will be ma witch, cos u are d bitter leave in ma soup, and d malaria in ma blood, .just be mine,i promise to be dia for u and never to hurt ur bank account,.pls ma baby GAL ,say ,WE DO!!!. . I will lofe u at no cost., and then u will eat ma lofe

Hmmm ,na wao. So he might have died in may ,but d news just got spread last two weeks , i think say him get juju.. DIS ONE IS STRONG.. If dat guy is still alive ,am gonna finish him with one blow!!!

greatgod2012: Speedy recovery to him anyway, I hope she makes it and learn from his mistake.

hahahaha, na wao, u said speedy recovery,pls o does d phallus grows back after been cut

I don't know if i shud rejoice over it or cry over d matter. The fact is not too cleared to me.. Naija is recieving 200 'LOCOMOTIVES'. I guess that word is too archaic,wat of SPEED AND BULLECT ,but wer preffer LOCO.. secondly, naija is recieving 200 locomotives ,but frm where if i may ask.,ok maybe frm chinco. . Someone shud enlighten me here.

He is just a kid wizzing away his life, .. But,na wao sef for d ppl dat fancy him.. An old man like me ,can't fancy a kid!!!

Ok na, has it been confirmed dat shekau is dead!!! ,so, if naija nw joined them, d name will becom BRICSN. Abi. But seriously, am nt seein any change o

Hmmmm, am speechless, but lemme say sometin,.. Papa God is good o,for 18 months ..and assuming oslen was not patient enough like we nigeria, he woundn't have noticed dat Mike would live dat long,and d guy made cool cash frm it *grabs motor saw* wia is dat ma fowl(MIKKY). .hope nairalanders will be d first to patronise us

royale442: I feel so honored to be on the first page. All of my hardwork and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way.I want to thank my cat Delete, for always being there for me.This is special moment that I will never forget. And last but not least, I would like to thank all of the millions of fans out there on NL that took time out of their day to celebrate this momentous achievement with me. I cannot stress how much of a big deal ths is. I have been trying to be on the first page on NL for like a month. But that has not been possible untill this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue. But this is how I did this I would say, you can achieve anything you set your mind to. To all the kids out there reading this, I would like to tell them the sky is the limit. Being first comment is amazing, thank you everyone!

hahahahehehehehehehohohohohohihihihihihihihuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu.. Men i can't laf, ma teeth is bended(wat is bended, is bendel state).!!! Try again later,u ar nt near

Eeeeeeeeeeyyyyyaaa. , am so sorry, pele, take heart.. U don't have to be bad ,just play it cool wit them,or maybe i will introduce u to ma sis. She won't hurt u or hurt ur bank account,she is Godfearing and kind.. Anyway to d business of d day, dis is serious o,EFCC need to punish some gals ,they ar fraudsters,showin us wat they don't posses.. So, i think we guys shud lockup and also wadup ,since they have learnt to padup our heart and pockets

Take it easy bro, we shall get there. U compared d two cities in a harsh manner,. And at dis point i totally disagree with u on d fact dat lagos state has larger population than New york city... So, i want to ginger u up nw, go get ur spanner and screw driver, lets get to work.. Abi ma people

Hahahahahaha, i can't laf, .Akon looks like an Aboki

We ar abt to enter into d third service.. And ma ppl, i will be d officiatin pastor in dis service..*grabs holy cane* open ur eyes and close ur mouth let's pray ,u ar allowed to see d unseeable but neva to speak.. Pls,hug atleast 50 ladies and tell her u love her,then collect her phone number(make sure u give her a call after d service) and nw,offering time.dip ,dip ur hands into ur pockets ma brethen and bring out dat recharge u have prepared 4 me and send it to ma e-mail and ur pocket will neva run dry.. Meanwhile sister Nkechi pls tell all d LIH(LADIES IN D HOUSE) TO COme to ma office ,i have some packages for them.. HALLALUYAH

chimerase2: SOMEBODY TELL UR NEBO UR FADA.

chimerase ma nebo,ur fada.. Abeg everybody hug 50 gals nw and tell her u love her,then turn left and slap 20 boys and tell him u ar welcum. Make d ministry move to d permanent site, hallaluah

Wow, am so,so happy o.. Double celebration in d air.. First today is ma bday and d feast of d assumption... And am a praticing catholic.. And i say to all nairalanders, happy ,happy feast day, .. Hail holy queen ,mother of mercy, hail our light ,our sweeetness, and our hope, to u do we cry .o poor banished children eve......

senior sis: Tobe
Tobe: ma
senior sis: go and boil hot water for me
....:-/@:-O. Na wao o, any need of boiling water dat is already hot
..:-@ tobe*crying* mom ,Chris stoned me wit his sandals...=hahah ok na, .. U 4 say him rock u wit sandals na

Abeg i need am... Dat kind eyes make sense o ,. D guy don become general oveseer

Am kinda lost here, i don't get d picture of d whole situation.. Am out

Men, i can't help but laugh.. Dat dude is too greedy...hhahahahahahahehehehehehehehohohohohohohohihihihuhuhuhuh.. HE WANTED MORE, HE HAD MORE.[img][/img]

Me and ma 22nd galfrnd.. 3600hrs and we are still counting.

Airforce1: 9miilion naira tokunbo Range Rover sport for inside Rented apartment and u guys are rejoicing with him

;->

Airforce1: 9miilion naira tokunbo Range Rover sport for inside Rented apartment and u guys are rejoicing with him

but u funny o ,me see 9m pick for ground... Oya, ,make u show us ,wat u got... Am a FAN of badoo 4 real.

Dis na correct story,frm grass to grace.. Nt those over spoilt ajebutters.. Badoo i fancy u too much

Wic kind nonsense be dis.. U wan show ur ursef abi.. Commot dat photoshopped pix,for hia.. Even d roof of d house bend..child's play

Hahahahahahahaha. Hmm, gud one dia.. But i hope am not HIGH ON WEED... Naija is funny o, AERO WATIN ..any news dat comes out frm d FG, is not too SPONTANEOUS, maybe ,it wil come to pass in d next generation,they are d ones killing naija 4 real.*grabs spanner* lets get to work,*crying* am afraid, but ,we are gonna use Mr SAMBO, for safe upper and lower dycotomineous flight test.. Thank y'all

Am i dreamini and at d sametime nairalanding, . See native doc. Wey dey facecook money.. *crying* shai our naija gals ,go dey die 4 dis guy.. Hmmmm, DIS ONE IS STRONG *grabs holy cane* u must confess u babalawo,. I SAY CUM OUT AND CONFESS *picks holy Rosary and holy water* am coming