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Science/Technology / Re: Dendritic Metallic Nanostructures For Fuel Cell Have Good Performance. by Tobetoe(m): 9:18am On Aug 26, 2013 |
Taken. Dat's kul. Thanks 4 d info. .am a mech.engineer in pratice |
Science/Technology / Re: Anti-rape Condom For Women! by Tobetoe(m): 9:10am On Aug 26, 2013 |
Then be4 penetration, i will finger her first... Looks i will go and invent d 1 for men,. Make them no rape me |
Science/Technology / Re: Professor Andrew Nok Wins Alexander Humboldt Prize For 2013 by Tobetoe(m): 8:40am On Aug 26, 2013 |
Wow, kudos to d man, and, o,hail naija ,it is nt eashy o.. So wat are we waiting for,lets go grab d NOBEL PRICE, sharp sharp |
Romance / Re: The myth behind a rich and a poor man by Tobetoe(m): 12:18pm On Aug 25, 2013 |
sexytabhi: Ok lemme start this way:oh baby, don't worry at all, just marry me, i will love u, care for u,be dia for u, fight u or fight for u, i will protect u,. i mean i will be ur wizard and u will be ma witch, cos u are d bitter leave in ma soup, and d malaria in ma blood, .just be mine,i promise to be dia for u and never to hurt ur bank account,.pls ma baby GAL ,say ,WE DO!!!. . I will lofe u at no cost., and then u will eat ma lofe |
Nairaland / General / Re: Controversy Over Shekau's Death: Captured Boko Haram Member Contradicts Jtf by Tobetoe(m): 11:35am On Aug 25, 2013 |
Hmmm ,na wao. So he might have died in may ,but d news just got spread last two weeks , i think say him get juju.. DIS ONE IS STRONG.. If dat guy is still alive ,am gonna finish him with one blow!!! |
Family / Re: Missing Penis In Ghana by Tobetoe(m): 10:55am On Aug 25, 2013 |
greatgod2012:hahahaha, na wao, u said speedy recovery,pls o does d phallus grows back after been cut |
Politics / Re: Nigeria Railway Corporation To Receive Locomotives By December – Minister by Tobetoe(m): 10:53am On Aug 24, 2013 |
I don't know if i shud rejoice over it or cry over d matter. The fact is not too cleared to me.. Naija is recieving 200 'LOCOMOTIVES'. I guess that word is too archaic,wat of SPEED AND BULLECT ,but wer preffer LOCO.. secondly, naija is recieving 200 locomotives ,but frm where if i may ask.,ok maybe frm chinco. . Someone shud enlighten me here. |
Celebrities / Re: Fans Stone Wizkid And Damage His Expensive Porsche For Ignoring Them by Tobetoe(m): 9:56am On Aug 23, 2013 |
He is just a kid wizzing away his life, .. But,na wao sef for d ppl dat fancy him.. An old man like me ,can't fancy a kid!!! |
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Leader, Shekau’s Death Excites BRIC Investors by Tobetoe(m): 9:45am On Aug 23, 2013 |
Ok na, has it been confirmed dat shekau is dead!!! ,so, if naija nw joined them, d name will becom BRICSN. Abi. But seriously, am nt seein any change o |
Science/Technology / Re: Mike The Headless Chicken That Lived For 18-Months by Tobetoe(m): 8:23am On Aug 23, 2013 |
Hmmmm, am speechless, but lemme say sometin,.. Papa God is good o,for 18 months ..and assuming oslen was not patient enough like we nigeria, he woundn't have noticed dat Mike would live dat long,and d guy made cool cash frm it *grabs motor saw* wia is dat ma fowl(MIKKY). .hope nairalanders will be d first to patronise us 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Navy Parades Four Pirates In Lagos by Tobetoe(m): 10:38am On Aug 22, 2013 |
royale442: I feel so honored to be on the first page. All of my hardwork and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way.I want to thank my cat Delete, for always being there for me.This is special moment that I will never forget. And last but not least, I would like to thank all of the millions of fans out there on NL that took time out of their day to celebrate this momentous achievement with me. I cannot stress how much of a big deal ths is. I have been trying to be on the first page on NL for like a month. But that has not been possible untill this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue. But this is how I did this I would say, you can achieve anything you set your mind to. To all the kids out there reading this, I would like to tell them the sky is the limit. Being first comment is amazing, thank you everyone!hahahahehehehehehehohohohohohihihihihihihihuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu.. Men i can't laf, ma teeth is bended(wat is bended, is bendel state).!!! Try again later,u ar nt near |
Romance / Re: Guys/ladies What Dating Experience Turned You To A Badt Boy/girl by Tobetoe(m): 6:20pm On Aug 21, 2013 |
Eeeeeeeeeeyyyyyaaa. , am so sorry, pele, take heart.. U don't have to be bad ,just play it cool wit them,or maybe i will introduce u to ma sis. She won't hurt u or hurt ur bank account,she is Godfearing and kind.. Anyway to d business of d day, dis is serious o,EFCC need to punish some gals ,they ar fraudsters,showin us wat they don't posses.. So, i think we guys shud lockup and also wadup ,since they have learnt to padup our heart and pockets |
Politics / Re: Lagos Vs New York: How Budgets Reflect Living Standards by Tobetoe(m): 5:17pm On Aug 21, 2013 |
Take it easy bro, we shall get there. U compared d two cities in a harsh manner,. And at dis point i totally disagree with u on d fact dat lagos state has larger population than New york city... So, i want to ginger u up nw, go get ur spanner and screw driver, lets get to work.. Abi ma people |
Celebrities / Re: Akon & Yvonne ‘sexy’ Nelson Like You’ve NEVER Seen Before (LOOK) by Tobetoe(m): 5:00pm On Aug 21, 2013 |
Hahahahahaha, i can't laf, .Akon looks like an Aboki |
Religion / Re: Nairaland Multidenominational Online Church by Tobetoe(m): 2:01pm On Aug 18, 2013 |
We ar abt to enter into d third service.. And ma ppl, i will be d officiatin pastor in dis service..*grabs holy cane* open ur eyes and close ur mouth let's pray ,u ar allowed to see d unseeable but neva to speak.. Pls,hug atleast 50 ladies and tell her u love her,then collect her phone number(make sure u give her a call after d service) and nw,offering time.dip ,dip ur hands into ur pockets ma brethen and bring out dat recharge u have prepared 4 me and send it to ma e-mail and ur pocket will neva run dry.. Meanwhile sister Nkechi pls tell all d LIH(LADIES IN D HOUSE) TO COme to ma office ,i have some packages for them.. HALLALUYAH 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: Nairaland Multidenominational Online Church by Tobetoe(m): 1:47pm On Aug 18, 2013 |
chimerase2: SOMEBODY TELL UR NEBO UR FADA.chimerase ma nebo,ur fada.. Abeg everybody hug 50 gals nw and tell her u love her,then turn left and slap 20 boys and tell him u ar welcum. Make d ministry move to d permanent site, hallaluah 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Catholics Commemorate The Assumption Of The Blessed Virgin Mary by Tobetoe(m): 7:07pm On Aug 15, 2013 |
Wow, am so,so happy o.. Double celebration in d air.. First today is ma bday and d feast of d assumption... And am a praticing catholic.. And i say to all nairalanders, happy ,happy feast day, .. Hail holy queen ,mother of mercy, hail our light ,our sweeetness, and our hope, to u do we cry .o poor banished children eve...... |
Nairaland / General / Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by Tobetoe(m): 9:28am On Aug 15, 2013 |
senior sis: Tobe Tobe: ma senior sis: go and boil hot water for me ....:-/@:-O. Na wao o, any need of boiling water dat is already hot ..:-@ tobe*crying* mom ,Chris stoned me wit his sandals...=hahah ok na, .. U 4 say him rock u wit sandals na 1 Like |
Science/Technology / Re: Blue-eyed Boy Can Read And See In The Dark by Tobetoe(m): 10:56am On Aug 14, 2013 |
Abeg i need am... Dat kind eyes make sense o ,. D guy don become general oveseer |
Nairaland / General / Re: Y Would I Do Such??? Like Really Now! by Tobetoe(m): 10:27pm On Aug 03, 2013 |
Am kinda lost here, i don't get d picture of d whole situation.. Am out |
Romance / Re: Woman Arrested After Trying To Kill Her Boyfriend With Her Big Breast During Se by Tobetoe(m): 9:38pm On Aug 03, 2013 |
Men, i can't help but laugh.. Dat dude is too greedy...hhahahahahahahehehehehehehehohohohohohohohihihihuhuhuhuh.. HE WANTED MORE, HE HAD MORE.[img][/img] |
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Celebrities Whose Marriages Have Stood The Test Of Time! by Tobetoe(m): 9:15pm On Aug 03, 2013 |
Me and ma 22nd galfrnd.. 3600hrs and we are still counting. 7 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: For Olamide [badoo] It’s Time To Dine With The Big Boys by Tobetoe(m): 8:44pm On Aug 03, 2013 |
Airforce1: 9miilion naira tokunbo Range Rover sport for inside Rented apartment and u guys are rejoicing with him;-> |
Celebrities / Re: For Olamide [badoo] It’s Time To Dine With The Big Boys by Tobetoe(m): 8:43pm On Aug 03, 2013 |
Airforce1: 9miilion naira tokunbo Range Rover sport for inside Rented apartment and u guys are rejoicing with himbut u funny o ,me see 9m pick for ground... Oya, ,make u show us ,wat u got... Am a FAN of badoo 4 real. |
Celebrities / Re: For Olamide [badoo] It’s Time To Dine With The Big Boys by Tobetoe(m): 8:36pm On Aug 03, 2013 |
Dis na correct story,frm grass to grace.. Nt those over spoilt ajebutters.. Badoo i fancy u too much |
Romance / Re: Why Should My 6ta Date Ds Guy.. PICS... by Tobetoe(m): 8:10pm On Aug 03, 2013 |
Wic kind nonsense be dis.. U wan show ur ursef abi.. Commot dat photoshopped pix,for hia.. Even d roof of d house bend..child's play |
Politics / Re: Sambo: Nigerians Will Soon Produce An Aircraft by Tobetoe(m): 2:09pm On Jul 31, 2013 |
Hahahahahahahaha. Hmm, gud one dia.. But i hope am not HIGH ON WEED... Naija is funny o, AERO WATIN ..any news dat comes out frm d FG, is not too SPONTANEOUS, maybe ,it wil come to pass in d next generation,they are d ones killing naija 4 real.*grabs spanner* lets get to work,*crying* am afraid, but ,we are gonna use Mr SAMBO, for safe upper and lower dycotomineous flight test.. Thank y'all |
Nairaland / General / Re: Odi Dollars Flaunts Shrine With Foreign Currency by Tobetoe(m): 10:58pm On Jul 25, 2013 |
Am i dreamini and at d sametime nairalanding, . See native doc. Wey dey facecook money.. *crying* shai our naija gals ,go dey die 4 dis guy.. Hmmmm, DIS ONE IS STRONG *grabs holy cane* u must confess u babalawo,. I SAY CUM OUT AND CONFESS *picks holy Rosary and holy water* am coming |
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