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RomanceRe: 8 Reasons Why Nigerian Girls Become Side Chicks by Tobilastik(m): 11:52pm On May 13, 2015
how will this make MTN unbar my line?
EducationRe: What Could Be The Cause Of A Child's Dullness?? by Tobilastik(m): 9:43pm On May 13, 2015
undecided


Penboy:
I teach in a certain primary school and I'm maniacally bewildered regarding the level of dullness some pupils exhibit.
PhonesRe: Which Is The Most Data Suppressing Android Web Browser by Tobilastik(m): 8:44pm On May 13, 2015
1stola:
Is YouTube a browserhuh
did I say it is a browser?
PhonesRe: Which Is The Most Data Suppressing Android Web Browser by Tobilastik(m): 8:37pm On May 13, 2015
nothing sucks data than that useless YouTube
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Juventus: UCL (1 - 1) On 13th May 2015 by Tobilastik(m): 8:14pm On May 13, 2015
Goaaal
won ni duroooo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Juventus: UCL (1 - 1) On 13th May 2015 by Tobilastik(m): 8:14pm On May 13, 2015
Goaaal
won ni duroooo
PoliticsRe: Summit: Patience Jonathan Denies Blocking Buhari’s Wife by Tobilastik(m): 7:10am On May 13, 2015
.ok

PoliticsRe: Kayode Ogundamisi Comes After Ben Murray-Bruce by Tobilastik(m):
#babaonechance

tongue
RomanceRe: What Will You Do If Your Fiancee Does This On A Fateful Night? by Tobilastik(m): 5:29pm On May 12, 2015
STEVENcrack:
So u actually meant that d rubber robbed me with a gun without bullet...smh.

I would deal with that first.

Then as for d lady, its personal..its a family thing and am not Emmanuel Adebayor
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Help!! Error On Waec Result Costing Me Jobs. by Tobilastik(m): 9:35pm On May 11, 2015
kingsmanj:
Sorry prettystella, If you are in lagos,send me a mail felixmmaduka@gmail.com
I wouldn't feel comfortable dropping my number here. I have a reliable insider that will do it for you in five working days. Send Nairaland pm before the mail so I will know is you.
pls mine is about name... I used Surname Firstname nd Initial

whereas I am presently using a full name in my uni... can it give me problem in future? and I haven't collected my original result
EducationRe: Open University: Barred From Serving The Nation by Tobilastik(m): 4:50pm On May 10, 2015
let them ban the NYSC completely johr

but I'll miss the enjoyment pple do say happens in camp
PoliticsRe: Military Recovers Video Recordings Of Boko Haram Before Being Uploaded To Youtub by Tobilastik(m): 8:51pm On May 08, 2015
NEVER AGAIN!
GOD BLESS NA
GOD BLESS NIGERIA
Romance7 Signs She's No More Into You And Wants To End The Relationship by Tobilastik(op): 8:54pm On May 07, 2015
This is not just a write-up, I am a living witness of this!
let's get down to business



1. She will start complaining you are not Romantic
This is what we call First attack, when a girl is losing interest in you, she starts complaining, you yourself will be confused, meanwhile you've done nothing wrong, but she will find something she will use to crucify you like Nigeria Police

2. She waits for you to initiate a chat
I hate this shi.t meeehn.... even Lucifer knows... when a girl you've always been chatting with before suddenly change to someone that'll be waiting for you to say "hi" to her, bro... your time don dy expire be that ..na to dy pack load go

3. You realize you do get bored when chatting with her
There's this girl I was once dating....we can talk 25hours/day nonstop *winks* after like 8months, to sit with her and chat for 45mins was a problem....as a sharp guy I understood it clearly that itwaz a *red light*. I bade the relationship goodbye

4. She suddenly turns you into an ATM machine
Since she already knows she no more have feelings for you, she start asking for outrageous cash knowing fully that the relationship will soon come to an end

5. She flirts with other guys in your presence
This is seriously annoying... ladies do it just to frustrate guys and make them quit the relationship

6. No more s-x and romance
I don't think this needs any explanation ... when you try going there. she will be like What're you trying to do
guy: haha baby, what do you mean?
girl: I should be asking you that
guy: *putting hand on her booby*
girl: what is it now? see I am not in mood for that today..just leave me and let me be
guy: OK, no problem then
girl: what about the 25k I asked u in the morning.. I need to change my wardrobe grin grin


7. You can add Yours
CelebritiesRe: Nigeria's Finest Comedians In One Photo...spot Your Favourite? by Tobilastik(m): 5:44pm On May 07, 2015
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid's Son Boluwatife All Grown Up Now [photos] by Tobilastik(m): 1:04pm On May 07, 2015
mekzyjoe:
. Yung thug,I aint ur mate
so u re an old cargo.. so y behaving like a mofo?
CrimeRe: Student Of University Of Benin Caught In Attempted Rape! by Tobilastik(m): 8:59am On May 07, 2015
chai...I trust oau std ...them go don nearly kill m.... Wetin b security?
CelebritiesRe: Jim Iyke Reportedly Threatens To ‘kill’ Uti Nwachukwu by Tobilastik(m): 9:59pm On May 06, 2015
candycrushsoda:
Controversial Nollywood actor, Jim Iyke is allegedly very upset and has yesterday (Tuesday) told people around him of his plan to beat Uti Nwachukwu silly whenever their paths cross.

According to Naij.com, a close aide of Jim Iyke told them that Jim is angry over what he termed ‘defamatory comments’ made by Uti about him on JARA. The source said Uti and Helen Paul, a co-host on JARA, had gossiped about the unsavoury relationship between Iyke and Nadia Buhari, his Ghanaian actress ex. The source said:

“Jim is really mad at Uti right now, trust me. He told us he would kill him whenever they meet. He didn’t find the comments made about him funny at all.”

That Jim Iyke is bent on confronting Uti Nwachukwu.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/05/jim-iyke-reportedly-threatens-to-kill.html?m=1
CelebritiesRe: Jim Iyke Reportedly Threatens To ‘kill’ Uti Nwachukwu by Tobilastik(m): 9:57pm On May 06, 2015
candycrushsoda:
Controversial Nollywood actor, Jim Iyke is allegedly very upset and has yesterday (Tuesday) told people around him of his plan to beat Uti Nwachukwu silly whenever their paths cross.

According to Naij.com, a close aide of Jim Iyke told them that Jim is angry over what he termed ‘defamatory comments’ made by Uti about him on JARA. The source said Uti and Helen Paul, a co-host on JARA, had gossiped about the unsavoury relationship between Iyke and Nadia Buhari, his Ghanaian actress ex

The source said:

“Jim is really mad at Uti right now, trust me. He told us he would kill him whenever they meet. He didn’t find the comments made about him funny at all.”

That Jim Iyke is bent on confronting Uti Nwachukwu.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/05/jim-iyke-reportedly-threatens-to-kill.html?m=1
they don separatehuh
CelebritiesRe: The Day I Almost Met Don Jazzy And His Crew by Tobilastik(m): 9:31pm On May 06, 2015
McLove:
YOU GOT A MAIL
checked nd replied
CelebritiesRe: The Day I Almost Met Don Jazzy And His Crew by Tobilastik(m): 7:53pm On May 06, 2015
wow.. naijasinglegirl ... that's a very nice one mehn..... no worry, our hustle go pay one day

BTW, if you need an M.C for any occasion or a standiup comedian for any show ..u can email me cool
LiteratureRe: Circle Of Three. by Tobilastik(m): 3:33pm On May 05, 2015
rapmike:
I sabi. How holidays na? You for don travel be that.
no time nw.... na sleep eat nd play oo
LiteratureRe: Circle Of Three. by Tobilastik(m): 3:21pm On May 05, 2015
rapmike:
Guy, its fiction now, its not real. I said that in the beginning.
Yh ..I know, I jxt dy do Aro ni nice work!
LiteratureRe: Circle Of Three. by Tobilastik(m): 1:25pm On May 05, 2015
rapmike:
Dedicated to all my following fans and silent followers



'Girls,' he said raising his hands like he surrendered. 'I have left her in your hands.'

As Ken walked off, he could hear Comfort saying, Oya, remove that skirt. He turned back and looked from a distance.

'Ken why we dey stop?'
'It may be indecent, but make I see wetin she dey deny me.'
'Chai!, you be bad boy.'


Linda was soon stripped of her clothes and was stark naked, not even pants hiding her bush as Comfort started kicking her privates.
'See the thing as e bushy die, Chai! Tunji no get levels I swear,' She lamented.

"Oya, dey do frog jump! Now!"

Linda started to frog jump until they got to White wall, 'Singing Am A LovePeddler' By Cossy, by the time she got to White wall, she was too weak to walk. Everyone praying watched as she continued singing under the threatening tutelage of Comfort, Courage AND Cassie.

"Take your clothes, Fool!" Comfort threw her clothes to her. 'If you dare report this to any body, wetin happen here go be like play.' "YOU HEAR ME?" Linda nodded her head.

"Oya Vamoose!" Comfort shouted as she kicked Linda butt and forced her to a naked run.
Broz...this one na lie ooo ...nobody ft try m 4 oau grin
FamilyRe: Eniola Kashaam: They Said I Was Too Fat To Find A Husband But I Got The Best by Tobilastik(m): 12:11pm On May 05, 2015
who is she? thought twaz Eniola badmus op was talking about,
anyways congrats ...

BTW... WE ARE IN NEW MONTH,AREGBERASCAL HAS NOT PAID SINCE NOVEMBER oooo #God_dey
PoliticsRe: Umaru Musa Yar'adua (16 August 1951 – 5 May 2010) May His Soul Rest In Peace by Tobilastik(m): 12:07pm On May 05, 2015
RIP...WE MISS YOU
RomanceRe: 10 Disgusting Things Girls Do When A Guy Says I Dont Have Money To Give You by Tobilastik(m): 8:03pm On May 04, 2015
Lala247:
On point write up Op
Sure some guys can have heard those lines before.

Chics are the queens of indirect comments, behaviour to get what they need ... Ask ADAM he can testify ..
trying to peep to see what's under that leg... but it's dark, common spread that tin
BusinessRe: Nigerians Spend More On Recharge Cards Than Food by Tobilastik(m): 6:43pm On May 03, 2015
my gf taught me how to use card lavishly ...she can be on phone for hours...no b extracool oo, girl wey dy call u always..u no go wan fall hand nw, u2 go wan show, na so I dy use all my pocket money buy card ooo angry angry
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How To Introduce Yourself At A Job Interview by Tobilastik(m): 5:31pm On May 03, 2015
clemzo101:
The problem is not the hand shake, the problem is that most of us are jobless, the fear of missing out is thereal problem. Normally it is dem dat actually needs ur services. My project manager told us a story once. He went for a job interview and he was asked stupid questions like "who's the minister of education " and all dat. He simple told dem he didn't come to be asked such question, he told dem to ask him engineering questions or he walks away, he told dem he's a professional and dat he's dere to work. Infact he was about walking awayand dere boss sent for him and interviewed him personally. If u know ur worth and capabilities den u won't be scared to offer handshake. Its just that most graduates we have today are not employable or even trainable despite carrying certificates. So they see job offers as help. I cry for nigeria
bro.... u make me remember the film "3 idiots" grin

God bless Nigeria
RomanceRe: (pix) See A Guy's Cruel Answer To His Gal Friend. by Tobilastik(m): 5:17pm On May 03, 2015
vheMa:
tobi long tym o,I see am jare sadwhr u dey since
ve been hustling dear ...since gurls no more settle for only handsomeness ...it z by weight of ur wallet wink
RomanceRe: Some Strange But True Sex Facts! by Tobilastik(m): 3:43pm On May 03, 2015
hey! 81 is wrong
don't ask me y ;P

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