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PoliticsRe: Why FG Proposed Cash Transfer Is Scam – APC Governor Makes Shocking Revelation by tobito33(m): 1:51am On Jul 22, 2023
Thumbs up for this governor at least
RomanceRe: Face Me I Slap U Compound by tobito33(m): 1:39am On Jul 22, 2023
I swear this oP Na oG
AutosRe: Oversized Equipment Transportation by tobito33(m): 8:11pm On Jan 10, 2023
This your topic should be in transport, logistics and haulage section not auto
PoliticsRe: Jandor Criticises Lagos State For Converting Lagos Poly To TVC by tobito33(m): 7:33pm On Jan 10, 2023
This is upper cut by jandor to the Lagos landlord
Car TalkRe: What Is The Process Of Replacing A Number Plate That Is Damaged/old? by tobito33(m): 7:31pm On Jan 10, 2023
Bros Naija no get process for anything better bikoo Na for sharing of money by politicians you go hear we followed due process lol����
PoliticsRe: What Should I Do In The Remaining Four Months - Buhari by tobito33(m): 7:28pm On Jan 10, 2023
Oga go back to Daura today today!!!!!
BusinessRe: 5 Reasons Business Owners Shouldn't Manage Their Social Media Accounts Themselve by tobito33(m): 7:26pm On Jan 10, 2023
Oga I disagree entirely especially in Nigeria where social media managers will milk small businesses dry with little or no results that leads to sales
SportsRe: A Sky Journalist Provides An Update On Antonio Conte's Future At Tottenham by tobito33(m): 7:22pm On Jan 10, 2023
Conte is coming to Chelsea joo
PoliticsRe: Nigeria 2023 Elections: Media Coverage Under Serial Suppression by tobito33(m): 7:21pm On Jan 10, 2023
APC government no respect journalist at all, but the irony is they helped brought this government in lol
PoliticsRe: Teamcolekhana To Launch Her Door-to-door Campaign For Cole/barikor- Mene Zaa by tobito33(m): 7:19pm On Jan 10, 2023
Hmmm okay buy I don tire for APC news
Nairaland GeneralRe: Emergency Notice !!! Please Add Transport, Logistics And Haulage Section by tobito33(op): 7:15pm On Jan 10, 2023
Cc: lalasticlala
Cc: Seun msg
Cc: ishilove
Cc: siofra
Cc: Nplmod
Cc: mind44
Abeg anyone who knows who knows who oga at the top please recommend to fromt page to reach wider audience �����
Nairaland GeneralEmergency Notice !!! Please Add Transport, Logistics And Haulage Section by tobito33(op): 7:05pm On Jan 10, 2023
Good evening honourable nairalanders, all Mods and super Mods and my able president of nairaland (Oga Seun) please I have noticed for a while that transport, logistics and haulage section is missing in the whole of nairaland (I stand to be corrected) please the transport,logistics and haulage sector both within and outside Nigeria is a vital sector of the economy and by extension Africa as a whole. Please � do justice by creating a transport section for related topics as the travel section is already saturated by the Japa wagons (no pawn intended) . Please this is a matter of urgency as I believe I speak for so many silent voices including but not limited to drivers, manufacturers, traders companies officers in the transport and logistics sector that makes a lot of impact to the world at large
AgricultureRe: Genesis 8:22 - The Power Of Seeds. Unveiling The Problem of The People of God by tobito33(m): 9:35pm On Nov 27, 2022
Pls finish this your write up ���
BusinessRe: Fisayo Fosudo Redesigns The ₦500 Note Through Photoshop by tobito33(m): 3:15pm On Nov 23, 2022
I swear them go killi the central bank governor if he remove the Arabic sign oooo
TravelRe: My Visit To Chad (live Update). by tobito33(m): 4:01pm On Nov 15, 2022
aidameoryou:
I will love to be part of something like this bro.
I have always longed for it.
Start a YouTube channel and make it about travelling and eating people's food.
good idea I will love it too!!!
PoliticsRe: Naira Redesign: ISWAP ‘Abandons’ Naira, Taxes Farmers, Traders In CFAs by tobito33(m): 7:43pm On Nov 12, 2022
Naija it is finished!!!!!
RomanceRe: Why You Should Avoid Women With Big Butty by tobito33(op): 4:15am On Sep 24, 2022
Truvelisback:
I like them that way to compared to those bony Ladies.
truth is I used to like lepa but now Provo all the way
RomanceThe F**k Buddy Manual: An Ultimate Guide To Casual Relationships by tobito33(op): 4:12am On Sep 24, 2022
Not looking for love but just sex? Here is a guide to never catching feelings.[/i]

A f**k buddy or casual relationship is all about sex. Both parties know that they are in it for solely mind-blowing intercourse. If after numerous breakups, you are done with love and just looking to get down without any strings attached, then you need this guideline or else you will be catching feelings before you know it.

1. ALWAYS ESTABLISH THAT YOU ARE ONLY INTERESTED IN SEX
From the very first conversation you have with them, let it begin with something mildly sexual but appropriate. Lay your cards on the table, and let them know what you are interested in just their body, not their mind or a friendship.

2. DO NOT SPEND COUNTLESS HOURS ON THE PHONE WITH THEM
Note that a f**k buddy and friends with benefits are not the same things. A f**k buddy is not your friend.

Do not attempt to get to know them as a person or fill the loneliness in your life with your Bleep buddy by calling and texting constantly. Limit the texts to only times you want to hook up with them.

3. DO NOT SLEEP OVER AT THEIR PLACE FOR MORE THAN ONE NIGHT IN A ROW
According to the manual, once it is morning, go to your house or better still never sleep over. Do not spend two nights in a row at their place. Do not start some sort of cohabitation. Before you know it, she is wearing your shirt, giving you facials and you are acting like a couple.

4. DO NOT CUDDLE ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT
If you want to never catch feelings, do not cuddle, strip the relationship to the bare essentials, coitus, sex, intercourse - cuddling is reserved for someone you crave affection from, someone you want to love or you love.

5. DO NOT EVER TALK ABOUT HURT FEELINGS
Once you hear things like, "I don't like what you said" know that the end of your f**k buddy relationship is over. In this arrangement, feelings don't matter, only sex. Plus, the more a person's actions hurt, the more you care about them.

[i]
Redpillers in the house pls add yours same for iron ladies who wants no attachment but straight biz.....�

Christianity EtcRe: Where Can I Get "Alone With God" By Bishop Francis Wale Oke by tobito33(m): 11:22pm On Sep 11, 2022
Any one who has the book pls help a brother send to email tfortobito33@gmail.com thanks
RomanceRe: Men Only: How Women Manipulate Simps (format Busted!) by tobito33(m): 10:07am On Jul 01, 2022
Abeg conspiracy don dey for here ooo, why the mods never move this post to FrontPagehuh This is capital FP material
FamilyRe: My Wife-To-Be Provides Everything In The House, No Juju Involved by tobito33(m): 7:35pm On Jun 22, 2022
doggedfighter:
angry.


Family of mad, lazy, irresponsible and shameless men.




This is the reason older generations thoroughly check out a family before marriage relationships.
infact oil dey your head I swear!!!!!!
RomanceRe: Why Do Men Fall Asleep Immediately After Having Sex by tobito33(m): 10:37pm On Jun 20, 2022
Because sex is a marathon !!!!!!
CelebritiesRe: Osinachi: Autopsy Report Exposes What ‘caused’ Late Singer’s Death by tobito33(m):
Hmmmmm Na so this woman just waste her life oo FTC for the first time since 2018 abeg my azaa dey my profile
Cc:
Oga Seun,
Lalasticlala,
Mind 44
CareerRe: My Job Is Ruining My Relationship, How Can I Go About It? by tobito33(m): 1:15pm On Apr 22, 2022
What do you think I can do please mature minds. I'll be 29 by June.[/quote]O.p pls be committed to your chosen profession you are a life saver pls be proud of that My advise is give it time your miss right will come who understands and appreciates how time is so priceless to u.
PoliticsRe: 2023: PDP Has Committed Suicide – Ohanaeze by tobito33(m): 10:35am On Apr 07, 2022
Na now una eyes open abii?
InvestmentRe: Who Else Is Affected By The Cryptó Crash? Share Your Experience (Meme) by tobito33(m): 10:01am On Jan 27, 2022
HighQue007:
Forex traders don’t say crypto crash. We say the bears are in control cos it is still profit either way.



Bears make money, Bulls make money but only the pigs get slaughtered.
bro u get iiiiiit
PoliticsRe: 3 Things You Want Your President To CHANGE In 2022? by tobito33(op): 7:51pm On Dec 29, 2021
floss:
He should remain his former self enough of the change...na change carry us enter this problem wey we dey so...

My own opinion let him do and leave, I no need any other change
hahaha I remember when I was clamouring for that change in 2015 most especially after they painted Jonathan as a clueless president
AutosRe: Disress Sale Toyota Land Cruiser Prado For Sale by tobito33(m): 7:17pm On Dec 29, 2021
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PoliticsRe: 3 Things You Want Your President To CHANGE In 2022? by tobito33(op): 11:44am On Dec 29, 2021
Infact the response and contributions av received so on topic shows that Nigerians av given up on the president already
PoliticsRe: 3 Things You Want Your President To CHANGE In 2022? by tobito33(op): 11:04am On Dec 29, 2021
malcom1X:
200 naira and 20 naira has no value because we have 10 naira and 100 naira already.
If you want 20 naira all you need is two 10 nairas. Same with 200naira.

1. i want Mr President to build estates for the military in taraba state. They can pay for a house there with their salary before they retire. Taraba na fine place.

2. i want Mr President to revisit confab 2014 and add some things from there not everything.

3. I'll add more when I remember
is this not too small for your president to do?
PoliticsRe: 3 Things You Want Your President To CHANGE In 2022? by tobito33(op): 11:02am On Dec 29, 2021
Amotolongbo:
The only thing I want Mr President to change is himself, either for good or with a better man to lead
hahahaha u funny die! Abii u want turn Oga to Jibril?
Politics3 Things You Want Your President To CHANGE In 2022? by tobito33(op): 10:34am On Dec 29, 2021
Hello nairalanders, happy new year in advance, what 3 things do you want your president to CHANGE in Nigeria 2022? Mine is for Mr President to stop the printing of this naira notes#5, #10 & #20 why?� It's long overdue because this notes cannot purchase any item in any Nigeria markets nationwide�. I wonder why the CBN continue to spend billions of naira printing this 3 worthless notes. Let our currency starts from #50. Now feel free to add yours.......

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