₦airaland Forum

mordtonia:
hahahahahahahahahaha
All I can see here is spelling error, somebody tell these abokis to use hausa.
English is not by force.
Shark hand..lwkmDEAD

eleojo23:
Google, this is not fair o!


I have lost count of how many times I use Google.com every day plus including the number of times I tell my friends to 'ask Google' yet una never even give me anything, not even a pen with 'Google' inscribed on it.

Issokay! God is watching you people in 4D

Jarizod:
[color=#679267]Djcuppy to Deb303

Aunty if u want the phone u can comman collect it [/color]

deb303:
hbd hon...your mama dey help you find followers..lolx

LMandela:
Hbd gyal!
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Flavour nwa 'mama! This guy na 'King Solomon Tha IX'

Bluetooth2:
Nigerians are quick to compare themselves with the likes of Steve and Zuckerburg. Those guys didnt think outside the box, they think like there's no box.

Badge1:
if u lik drop out or no read...... adapt to d Nigerian university system n hit dat high CGPA. it doesn't stop u from getting other basic skills u need to succeed in life

hopefulLandlord:
the title of this thread is a huge clickbait

look how people are rushing to view it, Christians hoping Seun is really born again

hopefulLandlord:
the title of this thread is a huge clickbait

look how people are rushing to view it, Christians hoping Seun is really born again

Elthugnificent:
Fascinating! The title is also on point.

vitality22:
Moderators, SuperMods and Mr Seun, please I sincerely want to know why, how and where you coined the word Nairaland from. Am really inquisitive about how you came about the name. Anybody that knows should please educate me.

shedo4sure:
Chai I no go 4get "processing data" Wey my lovely nokia 6230 dy show den when browsing....
And stressful infrared port Wey u must join ur port with another phone port hold am 4 hours just 2 collect 10mb file. Ur hand go tell u, and if u mistakely shake ur hand nd d phone disconnect after waiting 4 hours, Omo na die be dat.....

ChappyChase:
Oga op if i pick one and you no hand ham over to me, na die we dey!

ChappyChase:
Oga op if i pick one and you no hand ham over to me, na die we dey!

mctifey:
well i won"t be impressed with tech until a teleporting machine is invented because i hate sitting for long hours traveling, it's sickening

Check out the expected features of iphone8 at nigconnect.com
https://cdn.macrumors.com/article-new/2016/05/iphoneconceptimage.jpg?retina

kamatofeelz:
OBO Oloshi Born Ode!

OmaniPadmeHum:
Welcome.

We need it. Tell African kids how they are laden with potentials.

And they can look beyond ethnic and racial prejudices and become anything we want.

AlexReports:
The lessons global village taught us in school then, sounded like a myriad to a lot of us but today we celebrate the closeness platforms like Nairaland has presented to us to interact with people across international boundaries within an online portal. Rated the biggest and most visited platform in Africa, Nai‎raland came to reality in 2005 after years handwork that showed the perfect interpretation " from conception to completion"
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Last year,  Nairaland was honoured at the Nigerian Customer Service Award ‎as Best Blog Company of the Year 2015. The logo of Naira sign was on the backdrop and red carpet, so I expected Mr Seun or one of the moderators to come out to receive it but no one did. On informing the organisers after the event, that i was a nairalander - AlexReports, they were excited and planned on the presentation in Abuja. The Nigeria Customer service last year was supported by Konga.com and DHL while the 2016 edition held last week was powered by Bank of Industry. 
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See some overwheling opinionated facts about ‎nairaland below

> It Has The Highest Google Presence In Africa As Indigenous webSite

> It Is The Most Visited Indigenous Platform In Nigeria

> Only Google, Facebook, LinkedIn Or Yahoo Are Foreign Sites That Are Higher In Viewership than Nairaland

> Over 1000 Stories Are Posted Daily On The Site But About 100 Topics Make Front Page In A Day

> Not All Nairalander's ( I.e those with Account) Stories make Headline

> Any Story On Nairaland that Make Front Page (Headline) Is Viewed By Over 50 Countries

>There Are Few Super Moderators And Moderators That Can Influence Or Select Stories That Make Front Page

> 70% Of Stories On Headline Are Copied Freely By Other Blogs that Make it Go Viral

> Nairaland Has Been In Existence Since 2005 As No One Can Attest Of Knowing The Owner " Seun" who Is always behind the Scene

> 80 % Of Bloggers Have Accounts On Nairaland but Very Few Have Access To FrontPage Privilege

> Notable Nigerians and Top Government Officials Constantly Visit Nairaland Every day.

> There Are Several reactions On Nairaland Which Attract about 1000 comments in A Single Headline Post

> Only AlexReports Has Received Award On Behalf Of Nairaland At Nigeria Customer Service Award Last Year " Best Online Company of The Year 2015

>A Nairalander Risk The Possibility of Been Banned For Spamming i.e posting stories on different Comment Sections

>There Are Over 1.6Million Nairaland Members Who Post Stories Worldwide

> Nairaland Dwells More On Stories That Attract Traffic Which Makes Hitting Headline Competitive.

>There Are Defined Advert Sections On Nairaland Which Are Paid For with Banner sizes and Payment Durations

>Nairaland Has Over 40 Topic Sections For Stories That Are Usually Moved To FrontPage.

> It Remains The Biggest Interactive Online Platform In Africa That Gives You All Details About Nigeria

>AlexReports as Nairalander has spoken on popular Nancy Ilo "Money Show" on AIT with Reruns (playbacks) Where he discussed about " Internet Economy In Nigeria" with Nairaland as his case Study.

>Finally, Nairaland is only among selected platforms that are internet friendly especially templete and data consumption


IG @alexreports

sleemoon:
So you caught your BF sleeping with another girl because you denied him sex and you have the guts to say he's cheating on you
Ori e ti daru
My sister, you are wicked and selfish
So if NEPA no give us light
We should not use generator abi?

sleemoon:
So you caught your BF sleeping with another girl because you denied him sex and you have the guts to say he's cheating on you
Ori e ti daru
My sister, you are wicked and selfish
So if NEPA no give us light
We should not use generator abi?

Habiodunz:
He's too rude,Just because he's a musician doesnt add a +1 to his life....If he try am for naija e go meet Incredible Hulk for the first time in his life..He go get the beating of his life,especially for this recession period

ever811:
don't know why I get angry each time I come on line to see this kind of news..

HarkymTheOracle:
Went to my cousin's place last weekend and my aunt gave me #5,200, I prostrated flat thanking her & she said. "bami fun mummy e ni 5k, iwo mu 200"

eshietIntrepid:
This set of graduates will be given jobs fast, but not the calm one like us. They know not providing them with jobs will spell a new danger to the society.

Seun:
I think a spouse who offers practical solutions to your difficulties is far more valuable than one whose solution to every difficult problem is prayer and fasting and what does the bible say, which tends to fail precisely when you need it most. (Actually, it always fails, but you won't realize it until it fails you in a big way)

armyday:
punters spotted

falcon01:
Investment

Habiodunz:
Have been using Apus launcher since this days but am not satisfied with the design but i hail the customization though....Can you give a usable and satisfying Launcher with Home screen screenshots??

shumuel:
Kikiki Lol Sick, and i downloaded it with just 100kb could print it out for just N150 and enlarge it for just N500, Frame it with just N2000k a Total sum not up to N3000 . Or is it not this same painting ?

smartoliver:
This dude has the most Interesting,most educating,most additive,most alluring,most intelligent,most touching..infact most everything goodest thread on Nairaland...bro,u're blessed..nice thread,I..infact,WE enJOYED it