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All you fake bloggers and media houses should come out and speak about this frustrating queue at bank atms oo. Abi haff de banks also crashed??

And so? Go fix it ur sef, like he said "just do it"

Mayany:
All those that thought freezing MMM will reduce the crowd at Atm machine.. How market? Lol

U dey mind dem? Laff at dia ignorance jare MMM was smart enof and went into pause mode. Now de dumb bankers culd foresee dis causing stress, maybe dey will soon crash also

De Picture is fake, de news is stale, de families has long been buried.

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Obviously, it is no longer business as usual for several banks in Nigeria as the most ever spread online induced financial community networking system frozen the "get help" request of assistant by all the its participant leading to the insufficiency of physical cash flow in the country.
" it turns out that MMM has been keeping some of our banks in business for a while and we didn't even know.
For your enlightenment and almost archaic mind, Most banks are now regulating withdrawals, giving you half of what you intend to withdraw.. 2nights ago, I needed cash so much that I went round Yenagoa, But to my surprise. No ATM could pay. In the whole of Yenagoa O, I had to call my friend to come pick me up because I had exhausted all the little cash I had hopping from one keke to another.
If you don't know what that means, I'll explain to you. Banks are trying to control withdrawals both on counter and outside the bank by loading their ATMs with less cash.. I could technically say our Banks are freezing too, because why on earth would you tell me I can't get all my money when I need it most.. Same reason in which the HYPOCRITIC and HUNGRY Nigerian Media Platforms have grossly and IGNORANTLY criticised MMM. A platform they know NOTHING about.
MMM critics, I'm starting to wonder why y'all suddenly went mute.. The bank didn't even notify you before taking this very sensitive decision that could send panic ripples amongst the masses, and let me remind you morons, your life savings and all your hopes are stuffed up there too. and Guess what, you don't even know when the cash crunch banks are facing at the moment will be over, or how worse it could get. We know of MMM, Its Jan 14th..
Data is now cheap, thanks to GLO,
Infinix, Tecno, Gionee, and other China phones are cheap too, so you can sit down at the corner of your one room apartment to type shades on social media about MMM. Many came out blabbing and Wailing of how they warned MMM participants prior, Claiming TB Joshua Upandan.. Infact we are just getting over your euphoria about the freeze.
I know none of those media platforms will say anything about this.. Infact I just got word that many banks are suspending online activities.
If your bank is still active, go get all the cash you will need for this festive period in due time and thank me later.
I am a proud participant of MMM and I will still put my spare money come January 14th, at least to keep Nigerian Banks in Business. Say whatever you like, It doesn't add to me nor belittle my status quo.
Millions of Nigerians Have benefited from MMM and they fully understand the risk involved to the letter.. They don't need your coward ass to remind them of their loss or gain. Instead of you to mind your business and wish them well, you keep criticising all about wasting your valuable time and secretly wishing the system crashed already, Just to boost your ego.
Wait, Is it your money? Is it your risk? or has anyone forced you to participate.. One of my mentor once told me "There Has Never Been a Statue Raised for a Critic"
So you can keep at it while I achieve my dreams with calculated risks
I could continue writing but I need to go queue on a very long Queue at the Bank..

A mansion in banana island gone sour

Obviously, it is no longer business as usual for several banks in Nigeria as the most ever spread online induced financial community networking system frozen the "get help" request of assistant by all the its participant leading to the insufficiency of physical cash flow in the country.
" it turns out that MMM has been keeping some of our banks in business for a while and we didn't even know.
For your enlightenment and almost archaic mind, Most banks are now regulating withdrawals, giving you half of what you intend to withdraw.. 2nights ago, I needed cash so much that I went round Yenagoa, But to my surprise. No ATM could pay. In the whole of Yenagoa O, I had to call my friend to come pick me up because I had exhausted all the little cash I had hopping from one keke to another.
If you don't know what that means, I'll explain to you. Banks are trying to control withdrawals both on counter and outside the bank by loading their ATMs with less cash.. I could technically say our Banks are freezing too, because why on earth would you tell me I can't get all my money when I need it most.. Same reason in which the HYPOCRITIC and HUNGRY Nigerian Media Platforms have grossly and IGNORANTLY criticised MMM. A platform they know NOTHING about.
MMM critics, I'm starting to wonder why y'all suddenly went mute.. The bank didn't even notify you before taking this very sensitive decision that could send panic ripples amongst the masses, and let me remind you morons, your life savings and all your hopes are stuffed up there too. and Guess what, you don't even know when the cash crunch banks are facing at the moment will be over, or how worse it could get. We know of MMM, Its Jan 14th..
Data is now cheap, thanks to GLO,
Infinix, Tecno, Gionee, and other China phones are cheap too, so you can sit down at the corner of your one room apartment to type shades on social media about MMM. Many came out blabbing and Wailing of how they warned MMM participants prior, Claiming TB Joshua Upandan.. Infact we are just getting over your euphoria about the freeze.
I know none of those media platforms will say anything about this.. Infact I just got word that many banks are suspending online activities.
If your bank is still active, go get all the cash you will need for this festive period in due time and thank me later.
I am a proud participant of MMM and I will still put my spare money come January 14th, at least to keep Nigerian Banks in Business. Say whatever you like, It doesn't add to me nor belittle my status quo.
Millions of Nigerians Have benefited from MMM and they fully understand the risk involved to the letter.. They don't need your coward ass to remind them of their loss or gain. Instead of you to mind your business and wish them well, you keep criticising all about wasting your valuable time and secretly wishing the system crashed already, Just to boost your ego.
Wait, Is it your money? Is it your risk? or has anyone forced you to participate.. One of my mentor once told me "There Has Never Been a Statue Raised for a Critic"
So you can keep at it while I achieve my dreams with calculated risks
I could continue writing but I need to go queue on a very long Queue at the Bank..

Tosin Lamidi

Repping Ncan for mbaise

Is It just me, seems de kid looks like toyin aimakhu

Enough of dis mmm thread jare it's getting stale day by day. Even if you throws a weeklong party, is it ur money? Can u arrest him? Op and mod are Just wailing for notin

Rip to de dead. But dat does not give de villagers de right to dig a long deep hole at de spot of de accident, dat hole culd cause more accidents if not filled up asap!

learn to take people for who they are.

Dafuq are you! Me personally, I don't believe in dis.

How come she looks whitish on TV?? Dis ebony color is better

Mrs Shosanya, who hails from Kwara State, was said to have stabbed Remilekun Adeshina

Names synonymous to hoes.


Ncan owerri branch!

Joy Chidolue.

Dis will make de afonjas go green with envy.
#ProudFlatino

I pity any of dem who sustained injury during de tournament, dey will just be writhing in pains and regrets

I pity any of dem who sustained injury during de tournament, dey will just be writhing in pins and regrets

MMM-Nigeria.net domain on June 7, 2016 about at about 5 pm Nigerian time

Look at dis misinformed fellow misleading other ignorant nigerians, I joined MMM since February 2016. Dafuq are u referring to June 7th?

Lily livered participants, come 14th January 2017, all frozen accts will be released.
Long live MMM

Marine biology. What's de usefulness of dis course?

dreezybines:
Smiles...

You remind me of one guy named innocent that called Airtel customer care for where he can get cheap bag of rice for 15k...

From Awka south LG, in anambra

Let me call Airtel customer care, dey will know better

De best thing to me is: Faithfulness, Loyalty, Blówjób

100 grams of plantain flour
Pepper to taste
Salt to taste
2 cubes of seasoning
1 onion
Some crayfish
2 cooking spoons of palm oil
A pinch of ground ginger for flavour
Cool water
Uma leaves (the traditional wide leaves used for Moi Moi which give it a nice flavor) or small bowls
The steps for preparation are:
1. Cut your onions and pepper, likewise the washed plantain.
2. If you are going for the leaves ensure that you wash it thoroughly before using
3. Mix the plantain flour in a bowl with just enough water to make it a bit thick
4. Blend the overripe plantain with the pepper, onion, and plantain flour batter, adding just enough water to grind the mixture
5. Pour the mixture into a bowl and add your seasoning, ginger salt and palm oil
6. Put a small quantity of water on the fire to boil. Ideally, you should place a steamer in it but if you don’t have that, you can use the cover of a smaller pot as the base.
7. Using a ladle, pour some into the leaves or bowl and wrap carefully
8. Place the wraps on top of the base
9. Leave for about 30 minutes and add water if necessary
10. Let it cool then serve with pap or custard.

All these lists and procedures just for a few pieces of overriped plantain dat I can just slice it up and give to my goat to eat.
Mtcheeeeeewww!!
He no even give us a picture of how de end product looks like

I felt deep pain and I had difficulties in walking because of the pestle ‘he’ used.

So wicked! In dis era of cucumber

It was gathered that Iya Rachel, a tenant at Pastor Isaac Shofolabo’s, was fvcking the ‘man of god.’

Afonja!
Ncan asaba branch!

kerryjossy:
Dis is nonsense. U dont need to catch her!!!. Why cant u just look beyond her flaws if really u want to marry her. Who knows how many of such videos are in d poster's phone.

Feminist sighted!

One way to catch her is to check de details/properties of de said video. If it shows *WA000....* den for sure it's a whatsapp video, if NOT, den be rest assured u tryna bring a b!tch home