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That's how you pple will create a topic without picture, Mtcheeeew! Adonbilivit joor!!

MsGlobalwonder:
haha... dry! Try new lines *yawns

Haba naa! U wicked o

Where are his gold chains? Did Gej take it back to otuoke?

ORACLE1975:
CBN are drunk

Walai, making empty threats

Diamonddris:
There is this girl that I am having some crush on,she is pretty..and there is also a good friend of mine in school, anytime I tell him about a girl I admire, he is always too eager to see the girl.

And when he sees her he will exhibit some funny characters that even gets me ashamed sometimes in the name of making the girl like him..

Recently there is a girl I introduced to him, he talks about the girl like every where we meet..at the gym,game center,bet center. everybody in the street knows that I am having crush on this girl..

The most touching part of the story was yesterday when I got to the school, I called the girl on phone and the first question she asked me was "DID UR FRIEND COME"..minutes later I called my friend who did not come to school and the first thing he asked me was "DID LOVETH COME"..

I was so confused that I almost had a BP rise..

I need your advise fellow nairalanders..

Could there be something FISHY behind me?

No be like say him fine pass me o..I murder the guy when it comes to height and handsomeness,with my pink lips...but why?

Op wants us to know he's a regular nairabet fan. Dude, u nid to work on ur sense of humor, maybe dat's Wat drifting her away from you

benedictnsi:
Lolllzzz....... Anytime I see anything for naija movie, laugh no d gree me

...... How many feet or inches be this grave

...... If na Hollywood, you go backforward the scene like 3 times just to understand half of the film tricks weh dem use.......

That 2nd girl in the first picture don already d spoil d movie as she d squeeze face make sand no touch im face...

NO matter how they burry the girl @the last grave, her milk industry abi na breast will still be left above the grave level..... Or is what I'm seeing on her chest a costume???

Bros,walai u just said wetin dey my mind

She has 15yrs grace of procreation

No. 5 sha

#comes in, spits on thread and walks out#

Rubbish

MR. Igbakaba

Dat wizkid son's forehead sha

So de veil signifies she's a Virgin?? Chai! Yeye too dey smell joor

Better than flying private jets

White garment members

Bearded men, keeping it real #TeamBeardGang #NoShaveNovember

surelove:
Na na? Why hin dey rush na?

Shey u want him to join de league of baby daddies? I tink he did de right thing

So rolling on de floor is now de new way of saying yes, naija babes shld grow up joor

By 7pm today she will wash it off with #50 premier soap, so why de waste of resources on make up. Mtcheeeeew!!!

Pucci, killing niqqas since de days of adam

Dis viviangist babe sef

Mutuwa:
Me love farming ..may the Almighty bless this yield.don't forget to feed the poor aswell..

Btw (according to someone)
The beauty of CHINA is TECHNOLOGY.
The beauty of INDIA is PHARMACY.
The beauty of ISRAEL is MILITARY MIGHT.
The beauty of GHANA is GOLD.
The beauty of BRITIAN is EDUCATION.
The beauty of SOUTH AFRICA is DIAMOND.
The beauty of LEBANON is CEDAR.
The beauty of MALAYSIA is PALM OIL.
The beauty of SAUDI ARABIA is TRADE.
The beauty of KUWAIT is CRUDE OIL.
The beauty of UNITED STATES is AUTHORITY.
The beauty of JAPAN is AUTOMOBILE.
The beauty of ITALY is TEXTILE.
The beauty of CZECH is STEEL.
The beauty of GERMANY is MACHINERY.
The beauty of ARGENTINA is BEEF.
The beauty of INDONESIA is WEARS.
The beauty of IRAQ is AMMUNITION.
.
THE BEAUTY OF NIGERIA is __________?

Is Buhari

I'm only concerned about her boobs

De lady in de 3rd pic even has has baby strapped to her back. Ah!! Lawd gawd!

As long as Jesus Christ turned water into wine at de wedding in cannaan, I don't see any body dat can convince me to stop drinking wine

How comes her boobs are dis larger? Somone must be responsible for dat

I was just looking at her breast, tryna compare it wit dat of my neighbour's maid, she's 12 u said? Issorait

Even de hypocritical Ben Bruce join dem

Pray ursef out

So?

All i see is a cameltoe

De niqqa be tryna save himsef from karishikas out dere, gurl be cool.