₦airaland Forum

MsNas: 11. The dirty mechanic that will wear his oily, grease-stained and filthy workshop clothes. Enters the bus and sits beside you like that. God help you if you're putting on white clothing, you will nearly enter the body of the next person beside you in a bid to avoid contact with them. The most annoying part is that they will feign ignorance and sit as comfortable as ever.

12. The one that will buy boiled eggs, gala, Lacasera, pure water and so on eat all through the journey. They will chew like locomotive engines when they eat their bounty and if you're lucky they might even throw grenades (Farts)

13. The fat woman that is supposed to pay for two seats but will pay for one and you will be squeezed like tuna in a can.

14. The newspaper borrower

Oh, I could go on and on!! Lagos is in a class of its own mehn. I don miss

otusnorahs: Greenlight actually means being interested in sometn bt nt being able to voice out ur feelings. Most gurls re guilty of dt. Me? I myt b too shy to confront it bt will approach it d other way flashing d greenlightt. Then it will look to u as if u made d first move. I did that to a guy way back, I excused him n engaged him in a conversation. He then turned around n did d 'chyking'. I even 'styled' for him for a long tym. Bt today we re happily married. Sometimes d grrenlight works. At times it doesn't.

adaobi123: Thank God my contract ends soon

adolfebad: Have you tried using one of the capsules as a tablet?

Only females carries capsules. Its their egg/eggs

kastonkastrol: i dove hat for this your gbagaun.. Happy sunday and happy sallah in advance

canalily: ..when you climb down you seem more shoter, have unbearable ankle nd knee pains..

Nokialumia720: Many reasons why i like jehovah's witnesses.

sampeter: Having red the post and the comments, the following are the points i can glean: 1. Most Nigerians are blinded by ethnic chauvinism, hence they choose their decisions based on sentiment. 2. More so, they are gullible, myopic,undiscerning and immatured. 3. OBJ is a man 'who goes to equity with unclean hand'. 4. GEj provoked the open letter by not replying to all the 'previous letters', like it or not, OBJ is still very relevant in Nigeria politics, u can't call his bluff without any consequence (N.B am not justifying his 'antics' though, even Asari Dokubo affirm same thing) 4. OBJ is wrong and GEJ is wrong- OBJ had an ample opportunity to take Nigeria to a greater height but his greed and weaknesses failed him; GEJ has opportunity to pilot Nigeria to greatness but his attitudes - cuddling and handling with corruption, shady activities of his lieutenants, anti-masses poilicies e.g subsidy removal, MDA underfunding etc, and reelection antics are all the clogs in his wheel. 5. If i am asked, OBJ's sins are better left for the historian, while we concentrate on the relevant portion of OBJ's letter and the reply to ensure a favourable consequence for the good people of Nigeria. To be continued.

yibomustgo: I can't believe your are showcasing the stupidity and cluelessness that is synonymous with your family.

yibomustgo: Liar! You didn't have to tell us your tribe or who you voted for. Stop lying or get hit by thunder

oddy4real: How did he fail to address issues? Cant you read??

reflx: "FINISH HiM" in MK's voice

Now this is a Letter!!!

reflx: "FINISH HiM" in MK's voice

Now this is a Letter!!!

soe: GEJ SIMPLY MEANS : OBJ...you know you were corrupt and that's muritala wanted to remove you, no wonder you killed him and took over power. You even killed dimka to cover up....Waoh!!! Gej you are bold oo..but hope you know you are creating enemies with past leaders...the only friend Gej has now is Gowon who feels OBJ owes for overthrowing his regime...Nawa o...Gej has said so much to rubbish OBJ...and so..he has bitten the fingers that fed him...obviously I know some people are brainwashing him...it will be too late when he discovers... I know OBJ to be Mr Never forgive.. And I know he will turn many people against Gej asap...if OBJ could finish abacha...from the prison oo...then Gej needs to watch his back very closely this time. Even Atiku knows this...

You know why I like Nairaland? It is because I have a feeling that whatever we say on frontpage gets straight to those in Power, they all read our frontpage comment. Now, Talking To GEJ and OBJ...the two of you should part ways and let us see whether it is Obasanjo that determines the Next President, or it is any Sitting President that determines it. Ah Ah, according to history, Only OBJ has decided which civilian to rule, He put Shagari, He put Himself, He put Yar'Adua, He put GEJ....only one man fa!...Now, I want to know the truth, is OBJ the one in charge? or is it the Incumbent President that decides...mind you Mr Gej...Old soldier never die oo,,,.as long as OBJ na Soldier, forget, He would have stronger links in the army than you ooo..therefore, do not attempt any military or police war against these fmr heads of state, I am begging you. Me I am just saying my own oo, am just keeping it REAL....koledowo...did i tell you to say that? lol