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Literature / Re: Beneath My Heart by Toeyean1507(f): 8:18am On Oct 01, 2018
All ye readers of this great piece, I hail una o. I don't know if u r feeling this story like I'm here. It got to a point i cried, as in real tears (when Adnan was beaten and humiliated at Naairah's and when he was telling her d story of his life). I had to hide from hubby and cry sha cos he'll laff at me.
This story made me appreciate what I have (parents). I can't say I can relate to how Adnan felt cos I was never in his shoes.
I just wanna thank d Op for giving us this eye opener that 'some actually have food but can't eat, some can eat and have no food while some can't eat and don't even have d food'. Lemme go and call my parents jere and get an assurance again that I have who to call parents.
Well done, sir.
N:B Vote Sokodobo for this month, pls, let's go do the needful ASAP

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Literature / Re: Sokodobo Wins October 5K Awards by Toeyean1507(f): 8:06am On Oct 01, 2018
Sokodobo deserves it this month. The man with a great personality.
His books 'Beneath my heart, Root of a cynosure and Married to a fink' are just outta this world. Check 'em out!

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Education / Re: Eksu Unclaimed Certificate: by Toeyean1507(f): 10:40am On Sep 25, 2018
Allansmith:
Heading that way tmao...I would share lights when i come back meanwhile is my birthday same tomorrow...God grant me journey mercies and favour too...Amen

It shall end in praise. Dont forget to feed us back, sir
Literature / Re: Married To A Fink by Toeyean1507(f): 11:38am On Sep 24, 2018
SokoDobo:


Thank you for the complement.

My moniker means "Their is God " in my mother tongue.

The world is indeed loaded with interesting diversities.
Really?
It is o, my brother.
It's something so degrading in my dialect.
Literature / Re: Married To A Fink by Toeyean1507(f): 11:36am On Sep 24, 2018
Criis:


Should we tell him? lipsrsealed
Lol. Don't o so he won't pursue us comor for hin thread.
Education / Re: Eksu Unclaimed Certificate: by Toeyean1507(f): 10:51am On Sep 24, 2018
Allansmith:
Haba.....I concur with this your statement and I know am talking to a lot more of us here ....that unad gan sef don do plenty things for person back in them days......All those days were intentional as they turned our for our Good eventually because looking back now we would see and find million reasons to thank God... but this your developing thick skin for the mata is deep o...


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Na so o my brother, dont wanna let their nonsense get to me ni. They can shove it In their a*s*s for all I care. Who certificate epp sef?
Literature / Re: Married To A Fink by Toeyean1507(f): 11:41pm On Sep 23, 2018
To think I've been ignoring this story for a while now. This is superb, intriguing and deep.
No offense intended, op but your moniker in my dialect means something disgusting and that's d reason I've been ignoring but I know better now.
Well done, boss.
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Toeyean1507(f): 7:28pm On Sep 22, 2018
Toeyean1507:
Simple dinner.
Eba and catfish pepper soup.
Tasted better than it looks.

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Toeyean1507(f): 7:26pm On Sep 22, 2018
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Literature / Re: The Hole In The Wall by Toeyean1507(f): 2:01pm On Sep 22, 2018
ladysunshine94:
Rex in-law Samson, Cynthia's husband is the first Minister.
An intelligent observation.
Well done, bro. Dope as usual

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Toeyean1507(f): 5:20pm On Sep 16, 2018
anonymuz:
wow!you are omo ibile
Na so e be
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Toeyean1507(f): 5:17pm On Sep 16, 2018
anonymuz:
from ondo or ekiti I guess. But are you single? Lol
Far from it o. I'm from Kwara state.
As for your question, I'm outta market!
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Toeyean1507(f): 9:10pm On Sep 15, 2018
TOMMIEYIKES:
are you a lesbian? grin
Lol. Like say u fit compare licking licking with rod, mtcheeeeew!lesbian ko.
I meant my daughter

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Family / Re: My Wife Had An Affair!! by Toeyean1507(f): 8:47pm On Sep 15, 2018
Femsyn:


That's why I used the words "assume", "perhaps". Because I might be wrong or right. Same way the OP has pointed out the wife is a year older. OK?

Noted!
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Toeyean1507(f): 8:39pm On Sep 15, 2018
Efinrin and ugwu egusi soup with semo.
The taste is awesome.
Don't mind d presentation o, madam couldn't wait for mummy to snap and share here ni o

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Family / Re: My Wife Had An Affair!! by Toeyean1507(f): 1:24pm On Sep 15, 2018
Femsyn:
OK. Why do I have a feeling this whole story will change soon as your wife's side of the story is heard?

You're 25. Dated since 2008. Married 2015. Had a baby girl in 2015.

A little mathematics shows you got married at 22. Started dating while you were 15. Wife is, I assume, younger, since she's just serving. It also shows that perhaps, pregnancy prompted the wedding in 2015.

From your writeup, I sense you feel she's an ingrate despite the financial assurance you provide.

What do I see?

I see a bored young lady who seem caged and wants to be set loose!!!
Your mathematics might be wrong!
What if they got married jan,feb or even march?
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Toeyean1507(f): 10:27am On Sep 08, 2018
Kazrem:

Aunty Toyin. Eku ojo meta ooo
Uncle kazeem, ojo kan pelu ooo.
How's fam n work?
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Toeyean1507(f): 8:22pm On Sep 06, 2018
Efo riro egg sauce with yam.

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Literature / Re: Wilting Matrimony #2/matrimonyseries/ by Toeyean1507(f): 5:59pm On Sep 06, 2018
Lovely journey so far!
I still can't believe u r inkpapervodka! U r simply BRILLIANT!
When I started with Burned, I was like this person writes and updates like one of my favorites here, I even mentioned it. I checked ur profile and saw other interesting ones.
God bless u real good. See ehn, we don't have money to give u for how u ve been educating and entertaining us but all dis our prayers ehn will get to u #byHisgrace.
Keep excelling

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Literature / Re: Gianaaaaa Wins September 5K Awards by Toeyean1507(f): 8:07am On Sep 04, 2018
Rosemary33
Business / Re: My Experience At Isolo, Lagos With Hausa Fruit Seller by Toeyean1507(f): 8:04am On Sep 04, 2018
J
frowland:


Take the tax from the 100k OP said you can deduct from the #180,000.
Secondly, you are wrong because if that is Lagos, then that fruit guy obviously pay tax else those LG urchins will uproot you. The only market person who I think don't pay tax in Lagos might be the street hawkers and those night traders.
Even those ones pay tax.

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Literature / Re: YoungZubi Wins August 5K Award by Toeyean1507(f): 8:47pm On Aug 14, 2018
Rosemary33
Family / Re: What Would You First Go Through On Your Spouses' Phone If Given The Chance? by Toeyean1507(f): 8:36am On Aug 10, 2018
I will go for his bank alerts. Let me see what he's worth biko
Literature / Re: Souloho19 Wins July 5k Award by Toeyean1507(f): 8:54pm On Aug 02, 2018
Congrats brother. I'm glad I'm a part of this feat.
Thanks to everyone that voted.

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Family / Re: Couple Rock Same Outfit Ten Years Later To Celebrate 10th Wedding Anniversary by Toeyean1507(f): 10:16am On Jul 29, 2018
KingLennon:
The woman still looks fresh after 10yrs ogrin.
In fact, she looks fresher

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Food / Re: . by Toeyean1507(f): 8:36pm On Jul 27, 2018
Efelee05:
From calculations one bottle would be #250. But we don't sell in bottles rather we sell in packs. Resellers and shop owners buy and resell for #400 - #500 however works for you.
One pack is #1500.
Lol. I ain't buying one bottle. Just wanna clarify d price b4 I 'toast' my hubby to buy

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Food / Re: . by Toeyean1507(f): 12:20pm On Jul 27, 2018
Efelee05:
One pack is #1500, there are 6 bottles in one pack.
Pls, kindly explain better. Do u mean each bottle is about #250? Cos me I wanna tell lebeau about it o. Pls reply ASAP
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Toeyean1507(f): 12:14pm On Jul 27, 2018
casby:
Just take one
This is a pregnant mince pie.
It will really BELLE-ful me

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Education / Re: What Is The Best Mathematics Textbook For SS3 by Toeyean1507(f): 10:46pm On Jul 20, 2018
haconjy:
of cause you are right cause i have checked on those ones but i think for foundation level, general maths is better.....
Ok. Thanks
Education / Re: What Is The Best Mathematics Textbook For SS3 by Toeyean1507(f): 11:42am On Jul 20, 2018
Optionally:
Which txtbook is that
Hidden facts in SSCE maths

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