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Celebrities / Re: Which Celebrity's Death Pained You The Most? by Toeyean1507(f): 9:18pm On Feb 04, 2022
Omicron007:
We all have that favourite celebrity we wish could live forever.
However, the cold hands of death have taken many of our favourite celebrities away.

For me, Chadwick Boseman and Michael Jackson's death made me shed tears for days.

I also shed tears when Nairobi of Money Heist died.

Let's hear yours.
My dad.
The only celebrity that used to exist in my world.



Sound sultan too...... especially when he was buried abroad. The 'ajo o dabi ile' crooner was laid to rest in a foreign land.

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Family / Re: The Amount That Will Clear All Your Debt by Toeyean1507(f): 4:33pm On Jan 22, 2022
I will rather prefer a job whose pay won't make me incur debts.

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Toeyean1507(f): 5:44pm On Dec 20, 2021
Liposure:
nice food
Thanks jare......you sabi
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Toeyean1507(f): 9:17am On Dec 19, 2021
Tranquility2345:


This is not appealing embarassed
To you
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Toeyean1507(f): 11:39pm On Dec 18, 2021
Kobojunkie:
What What ebirikpo made of? undecided
Cocoyam

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Toeyean1507(f): 8:08pm On Dec 18, 2021
Ebirikpo and egusi ijebi.......
My ijebu in laws, I hope I delivered?

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Family / Re: Growing Up, How Many Did You Break Washing This (Photo) by Toeyean1507(f): 8:05am On Dec 17, 2021
Explorers:
Those day when you commit crime/break stuffs(Plates, Cups, aquarium, louvers) before dad/mum return from work.

There's always this special people we return to for protection, they'll come beg for us.

But some parents can still be mean, in the midnight, you will just hear 'tap tap tap' on your body.

'Se o ti ji? o ro pe mo ti gba gbe ni?..O ya dide koo dobale si ori table yen.'
My mum and yours must be twins.........
Mum once instructed my elder sis to fetch water in a basket till the basket get full.......

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Food / Re: Which Of These 3 Meals Would You Remove Forever? (Pictures) by Toeyean1507(f): 11:31am On Nov 28, 2021
lalasticlala:


C. NOODLES..

I don't enjoy that.
Comfirmed African man
Family / Re: What's The Highest Amount You've Received As Gift? by Toeyean1507(f): 4:07pm On Nov 26, 2021
#10000 from a friend in Texas, USA.




Naira still get small value that time Sha.
Family / Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Toeyean1507(f): 3:59pm On Nov 26, 2021
smiley
ACURASPEEDO:

Conversation with my 3yr old nephew in Nur 1:
Me: Nur, what were you taught in school today?
Nephew: We were taught ABCD
Me: Is it only ABCD u are taught in your class coz that's what u always tell me
Nephew : Don't mind our anty she doesn't know anything....
And there I was dumbfounded...

I had to threaten to inform his anty curios to knw if he knew the context of what he said and d dude began pleading
Family / Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Toeyean1507(f): 11:57am On Nov 26, 2021
My same 4yo once chastised a married man o for wearing studs. She was like...
She: daddy Esther, are you a girl?
The man: no, why did you ask.
She: mummy told me it's girls that wear ear rings and you are not a girl, you are a daddy. Why?
The man was speechless and embarrassed.......I couldn't do anything, I just kept apologising.

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Family / Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Toeyean1507(f): 11:42am On Nov 26, 2021
Maydayy:

How old are you and your hubby? grin grin
Lemme call my dawta to tell you.



I'm not the type that reads meaning to people knowing my age but her it turning it to national anthem got to me.
Family / Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Toeyean1507(f): 9:04pm On Nov 25, 2021
Benwallt:
you can imagine, I was soaked in embarrassment the worst was I couldn't even lift a finger about it. Her innocent face was fixed into mine expecting an answer. I just left thinking about the scene.
This is hilarious!!!

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Family / Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Toeyean1507(f): 8:53pm On Nov 25, 2021
oyinmio:
My nephew : One day when he was about 5, they came to visit me and I cooked rice for them. He told his older brother, I will tell mummy you are eating in somebody's house. Mummy said we should not be eating in somebody's house. Me I will not eat o. It's only the meat that I will eat.
Hahahaha......madt oooooo. So, meat nor be food again?

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Family / Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Toeyean1507(f): 8:52pm On Nov 25, 2021
Benwallt:
which innocent bro, do I look like an animal. I wasn't even crawling. As I walked off, the question I kept asking myself was, why would the small girl asked such a question.
Hahahah..........To them, it was an harmless question. In fact, I can picture her face while asking the question.
Seriously, I can't help imagining your embarrassed state.
Family / Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Toeyean1507(f): 8:42pm On Nov 25, 2021
cayorday89:
I have always had many memorable moments with kids that are of great moments, but this particular one stands out.

Some years back while in university, I went to repair one of my shoes at a cobbler's shop and I met a boy if about 3-4 years who engagedme in a conversation in Yoruba and asked why I have a Tribal mark and I told him it's cos I am rich, and he told me his dad also had tribal mark(never met his dad though) who also own a car with bike and richer than I am, and I replied him that I have a very big fine car, but he was curious as to the kind of car I own for him to agree I am richer than his dad, so every car that passes by he will point to it and ask if my car was like any of them and each time I replied no, until a SUV passed passed and he asked again with my usual answer that my own car is even bigger than that one and the boy shouted in annoyance and asked "se oko gęędu le N wa ni? ' meaning 'Is it the truck used for conveying log of woods that I drive?'.

I was speechless my people..
This one got me laughing out loud..........it's the oko geedu for me.

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Family / Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Toeyean1507(f): 8:40pm On Nov 25, 2021
I just remembered another one by my daughter when she was about 4yrs old.she had asked me for my age and that of her dad but I was always embarrassed anytime any one asked for her age, she will say it alongside mine and her dad's. As a sharp mum, I decided to 'retune' her. Below was the result of the 'retuning'
My friend: hey beautiful, how old are you?
Adorable 4yo: I'm 4 years.....my daddy is 11 years old and my mum is 10 years old.

My friend almost bursted with laughter that day. She was like 'babe, wetin you teach this girl?'.....I told my friend 'let her remain laidat untill she learn that somethings aren't suppose to be Jara.

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Family / Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Toeyean1507(f): 8:30pm On Nov 25, 2021
Benwallt:
I once wore a shirt to a school, "Animal kingdom" was written boldly on the shirt then one small girl asked me and I quote "Are you an animal?" meeehn my eyes red, I wish nobody was looking I would have given her a knock.
An innocent question from an innocent mind I say

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Family / Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Toeyean1507(f): 6:23pm On Nov 25, 2021
Mariangeles:
I love the moon following me part. I thought that as a child as well.
I think it is God's way of making children feel and know that they're special. cheesy

Reminds me of a comedy series I watched one time where the grandma told all her grandchildren individually that they've always been her favourite, so all of them grew up believing they were their grandmother's favourite. Hehehehehehehe grin
Na for grandma burial grandma secret leak. cheesy
Lol......the grannies know how to fix us........very well
Family / Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Toeyean1507(f): 6:16pm On Nov 25, 2021
Collegenews:
Very few would understand this. grin grin
Sweet and very funny at the same time. grin
Send my regards to the little soldier.
Very few o.......it took me a while to understand sef.........I will send the regards. Thanks

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Family / What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Toeyean1507(f): 1:04pm On Nov 25, 2021
Here are mine......the most recent ones though.
My 2 year old when he's about eating ' mummy come and eat, thank you ma'

1yr+: 'the floor fall me down' and when she was two+: mummy, the moon is following me.



Share yours, let's have fun this sunny Thursday afternoon.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: How To Make Ghusl (ritual Bath) For Major Impurity by Toeyean1507(f): 11:54am On Nov 12, 2021
Salam alaykum warahmotullahi wabarakatuh........
I have a question and it goes thus: is ablution from any of the wudhu still valid for solat?
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Toeyean1507(f): 6:36am On Nov 07, 2021
Mvena:

Sorry o is that palm oil and Okra soup
It's Soup and okra.....
What my people call obe ata

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Toeyean1507(f): 8:05pm On Nov 06, 2021
Dinner........yesternight.

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Family / Re: Industrial FreezerFor Sale @ Give Away Prices by Toeyean1507(f): 10:39am On Oct 19, 2021
Hello, you didn't put price.
Family / Re: Men Please Try And Reduce Your Stress And Live.. Real Life Lesson by Toeyean1507(f): 8:26pm On Oct 10, 2021
Taywon:
I lost my dad last year (age 62) as a result of sickness ... A very hard working man (an accountant).... His whole body system shut down .... Am still not happy about his departure.

This was a man i had great plans for.

My mum complicated the whole issue cause she wasn't a caring type.






Story of my life only that I lost mine at 65.
That man was the reason I've been hustling.........hustle never pay but he's no more.
My mom.......her uncaring attitude is top notch.
I miss my dad seriously.
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Toeyean1507(f): 9:59am On Sep 24, 2021
Ritasnr:
[Interestedquote author=Toeyean1507 post=106100402]Continuation.....
5. #1000 each
6. & 7. #1500 each
8. #1200 each.
Mention me if interested and I will give you their sizes.
Which one are picking Ma'am?
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Toeyean1507(f): 3:28pm On Sep 23, 2021
Continuation.....
5. #1000 each
6. & 7. #1500 each
8. #1200 each.
Mention me if interested and I will give you their sizes.

Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Toeyean1507(f): 3:27pm On Sep 23, 2021
Hello.....I have these for clearance sales.....wanna go restock...... Delivery is free to buyers in Ketu, mile12 and Ikorodu in Lagos State.
1. Items are #1000 each.
2. #1000 also but the peach has been bought.
3. #1200 each.
4. #1500 each

Career / Re: What Can You Teach People For FREE To Kickstart There CAREER by Toeyean1507(f): 10:13am On Sep 22, 2021
AmKen:
Freelancing on UPWORK.
FREE consultation, PAID training.
Baba, I'm interested o.
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Toeyean1507(f): 9:30pm On Sep 16, 2021
Akposy:
I made suya for the first time.I used my airfryer
Aboki suya got nothing on this. I'm feeling fly right now. This went down with my party jollof rice as side.

Make una come pay my groom price o. I accept only cars, iPhone 12 pro max and above cheesy cheesy

Good afternoon foodies. What are you removing from my sunshine tray
I will remove only the suya sticks

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Education / Re: What Difficult Truth Did You Finally Accept by Toeyean1507(f): 4:40pm On Sep 13, 2021
My dad is truly dead.

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