Brachaa:
The only thing I remember clearly with the speed of light is my account bal . let one client not come and bobo me that he has paid some money into my account while he has not. .

This one got me rotfl seriously.
U be correct gee my sister

Amazing007:


I think that will be my phone digits or house address

Almost everyone knows those two fah

SKhanmi:
Yeah, Any kind numerical analysis will do that. You won't know until they ask you for your bvn or passport no and you recite it out without hesitation. Even if you've never checked them in weeks.

Well the only thing I never forget nowadays is my food

You are so right.
I've two acct numbers. The digits are so similar yet, I don't have any problem remembering them.
My bvn is a piece of �.

Amazing007:
Me that can forget for Africa , i even forget my birthdays sef .. God help me

Search well, I'm sure there will be that one thing that never fails you

Let me start by saying my field deals mainly with figures probably thats why I'm so conversant with figures.
I hardly save phone numbers on my phone.
Once I dial a number on my phone, gbam! The digits will stick to my memory. If there is a need to call the number again, I will just check through my call log. Sometimes if I ain't sure of the number, all I need do is to remember the day and time I made a previous call to the number and yours truly will instantly recognize it.

Another thing is I remember people's birthday like my middle name despite the fact that I don't celebrate birthdays ( don't ask me why o). Once a birth date is mentioned and I heard laidis, eyaf stick niyen. Come that day, I'll remember.

Let's hear that thing you remember easily without breaking a sweat.

Your wife might be suffering from post partum depression.

Hello house.

Anyone with a sewing machine for sale?

Yam and spicy garden egg sauce for the weather.

Alexaonfleek:
Yeah.
I've seen the leaf in Lagos before.
They should sell it in market.

Thanks for your response. Someone just told me today that she saw the tree in the town I reside only that the tree is too tall.

Alexaonfleek:
It's quite simple.
If you know how to cook ogbono soup,you'll know how to cook this one.
When you get the ujuju leaf,you pick it and then boil the leaf till it's soft.
Then you strain it,and mash with mortar and pestle.
Add a small quantity of palm oil when mashing it.
Then you set it aside and boil your meat and all your other stuffs.
Just before you put your ogbono in the soup,you add the mashed ujuju.

come
Ok. It's even a draw soup.
Can that ujuju be gotten here in Lagos?

Alexaonfleek:


My first time of posting here.

Akpu and ofe ujuju

This looks inviting to me. Can you share the recipe, please?

Elder0001:


Which one is ofe oha again

OHA soup

My first attempt at OFE OHA.

My 'tasters' said it was too thick and the leaves were much. I actually added some uziza leaves cos I'm in love with the aroma those leaves give my soup

Mine is both funny and weird.
You people shouldn't laugh at me o ehn ehn.

You see ehn, I hate to waste my cooked beans water especially after putting salt, pepper and palm oil.

Once I noticed there's excess water which is almost everything sef, i just scoop the excess water and preserve it till the next time I'm cooking beans again *covers face. I've tried to stop it o but the thing nor gree leave me.

Another one is that I purge any time I plan to travel like say I'm to travel by Monday, purging will start on Friday till Monday morning

ElvisPresley:


I'm telling you...I'm marrying from that tribe.

May you find one that fits your fantasy in dah kitchen and Za ozza room.

With the help on Google and my senior Igbo chefs here, I dey cook better Igbo soups o.

ElvisPresley:


I swear,na Igbo girl i go marry..

That tribe too get soup biko

Dyt:


We are building

You are tempting me o. #castlechallengegeng

BTW, u don tire for plastic spoon?

Dyt:


Up there

This is side view

Na which kain wahala be this Aunty mi

Hotworta1:

This woman don cook food wey i dey like. Better woman

My brother in 'rice and beans liking'

Liposure:
i luv di setting

Thanks jare

Dyt:


Pls let it come with money

Dyt:


I was wondering what the moulding was about until I saw the picture
Y'all won't kill me here

Btw, I use a big tea cup for mine

Now you making me long for rice and beans

Na that soup bowl I used o

MCMXCVIII:


Everybody af don builder now.
this moulding thing is sharking me���

Na so e take shark me too o.
Dyt, shey u see say u don begin trend

Dinner tonight.

Dyt, shey I tried with the moulding sha.

Petyprincess:

lol already drank garri with it

Chai! I miss sha.

Shey I for beg.

Petyprincess:
Just finished making fresh Titus soup nd thinking what to eat it with

BTW, where is the head of this fish please?

Petyprincess:

Lol you sabi

And step it down with a correct cup of cocoa.

Sleep go visit you before you drop the empty cup.

Petyprincess:
Just finished making fresh Titus soup nd thinking what to eat it with

Try it with Agege bread please

Dyt:


Pls post back the editing in your own version of food oo

Trust me mami

Dyt:


Amala dudu
Dayyuummm
Pls shift
Sitting and eating on the floor is bae

'wetin mama cook o Na amale soupay

Dyt:
Plastic spoons pls

Chai! Mama Mia
Make I save the pix for later