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Celebrities › Re: 23-yr-old Virgin Emerges World Purity Queen by Tolexander: 11:26am On Jul 18, 2013
Nomski0: Tufia
bia!
I go fight you o!

Why would you quote an half post of mine without regarding where i made a request and dignify my request with a 'yes' response.
Politics › Re: Prof Wole Soyinka: An Outstanding Profile Of A Dramatic Genius. by Tolexander: 11:23am On Jul 18, 2013
PointB: He stood up for what he believed in. Now that doesn't infallible.

When you go about insulting people and calling them names; you are not solving any problem, you are fomenting crisis, and should accept responsibility for you action. That is what is happening to WS now. Let him deal with it by measuring his utterances like a statesman.
your posts made me understand there is a difference between standing for the truth and standing for GEJ
Celebrities › Re: 23-yr-old Virgin Emerges World Purity Queen by Tolexander: 11:02am On Jul 18, 2013
Nomski0: I was wondering the same thing o. Onila is the president of us virgins on Nl.

Where is onila na
better you girls comot the virginity(hymen) now. Cos you may end up hooking up with boko haram in heaven in a polygamous family of 77 wives.

Wouldn't mind helping you do that. Better deflowering you here on earth than polygamous family of a boko haram in heaven.
Celebrities › Re: Otedola & Dele Momodu Exiting His Yacht by Tolexander: 9:19am On Jul 18, 2013
I don't need buying next ovation edition since i have already seen one of the likely content.
Crime › Re: Man Removes Wife’s Genitals & Hair For Ritual by Tolexander: 8:25am On Jul 18, 2013
naptu2: Musiwa has calmed down and Calloti went away, but have no fear, FStranger is here.

https://www.nairaland.com/1347906/shock-police-recover-20-skulls
naptu2! Beginning to suspect you. Are you musiwa's publicity secretary or PRO?
Crime › Re: Man Removes Wife’s Genitals & Hair For Ritual by Tolexander: 7:12am On Jul 18, 2013
According to the Police
spokesman, a team of detectives
in charge of the case were on
their way to Lagos to bring back
the suspect to Ebonyi State as the
case would soon be charged to
court after investigation.
why will a man use another person for ritual for goodness sake!

The only problem here in nigeria about the nigerian police is that they will only arrest the person involved in the ritual without arresting the accomplices, the babalawo(ritualist), the spirits and the ghosts involved. If all can be arrested, there won't be any ritual again in nigeria.
Celebrities › Re: 23-yr-old Virgin Emerges World Purity Queen by Tolexander: 6:55am On Jul 18, 2013
Nice!

they only tested for her virginity. How i wish they can also test her degree of masturbat1on, Mouth Action given to guys, mouth action and the rest.

we already
have
an ambassador of purity, a
Ladywho
also kept her virginity till
marriage as was confirmed by
me in company of
our team of female medical
practitioners
hope they aren't trying to include Mercy Johnson's daughter, Purity, to the list of ambassadors cos it isn't by name o
Politics › Re: Amaechi Remains My Son –patience Jonathan by Tolexander: 6:12am On Jul 18, 2013
Is that why you are masturbat1ng him with power?
Nairaland General › Re: Who Are The Real Robbers? Kindly Read. by Tolexander: 6:09am On Jul 18, 2013
Nice is an understatement for this!

The real robbers are still the thieves that carried out an operation in the bank with a force and threat.

As a legal adviser to the state of emergency,
Robbery is the crime of
taking or attempting to
take something of value
by force or threat of
force or by putting the
victim in fear. At
common law, robbery is
defined as taking the
property of another,
with the intent to
permanently deprive the
person of that property,
by means of force or
fear.
[2] Precise
definitions of the
offence may vary
between jurisdictions. In
precise legal terms,
robbery differs from
simple theft in its use of
violence and
intimidation, although
the words to rob and
robbery are often used
informally to mean
simple theft.
The word "rob" came via
French from Late Latin
words (e.g. deraubare)
of Germanic origin, from
Common Germanic raub
— "theft".
Among the types of
robbery are armed
robbery involving use of
a weapon and
aggravated robbery
involving use of a deadly
weapon or something
that appears to be a
deadly weapon.
Highway robbery or
"mugging" takes place
outside and in a public
place such as a sidewalk,
street, or parking lot.
Carjacking is the act of
stealing a car from a
victim by force. Extortion
is the threat to do
something illegal, or the
offer to not do
something illegal, in the
event that goods are not
given, primarily using
words instead of
actions.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robbery
Crime › Re: Cripple, 19 Beggars Sent To Jail by Tolexander: 8:25pm On Jul 17, 2013
The crippled man was said to
have been brought to Lagos by
his relation, Sunday Etim, 26,
from Cross River State, to beg so
that they could raise fund to
carry out hernia operation. But
two of them were arrested while
begging.
these people have forgotten there is now a modernised way of begging for alms for any operation. Ayefele and OJB are a living testimonies of the modernised way.
Politics › Re: Rivers Crisis Started Four Years Ago – Patience Jonathan by Tolexander: 8:00pm On Jul 17, 2013
“This matter started as far
back as four years ago at
Anyugubiri in Okrika when I
begged him not to demolish a
part of Okrika but (that he
should) dialogue first with the
people.
and they said this woman knows nothing about the problem in river state!
Crime › Re: 124 Bags Of Indian Hemp Found In Borno Church by Tolexander: 7:16pm On Jul 17, 2013
The igbo(indian hemp) is to make the members high to the 7th heaven in the spirit so that they can shine their eyes to see the angel moving in their midst
Politics › Re: Prof. Wole Soyinka Deserves To Be In NL Hall Of Shame 2013 by Tolexander: 6:30pm On Jul 17, 2013
homesteady: I'm sure many people will agree to this!!
Prof wole soyinka surely needs to be in NL hall of shame for 2013!! I am sure you know why!!
^^^

Celebrities › Re: TB Joshua Carbon Copy Unveiled (pixs) by Tolexander: 6:26pm On Jul 17, 2013
How e take resemble T.B joshua?

He can only resemble T.B Joshua to me only if he starts predicting the correct score for any football match.
Politics › Re: Soyinka Warns About Rivers State Crisis by Tolexander:
That is the best quote of the year.

Wole soyinka has said it all.
Politics › Re: Soyinka's Folly by Tolexander: 3:14pm On Jul 17, 2013
PointB: Just answer the question:

Is your mum 'a mere domestic appendage' your dad? Since, expectedly, your dad is the head of the family?
dayokanu: In running the house my wife is a co owner.

In my place of work she has no role and her only relevance there is as a domestic appendage SIMPLE.

If my company is having a meeting, The only way my wife would go there is if she goes there as an appendage/attachment of me.

Same way at my wifes place of work my only business at her place of work is as a domestic appendage of Mrs Dayokanu

I know English must be hard for some of you
oga dayo has said it all.

If my wife now comes often to my working place where she doesn't work at all meddling in the activities of the workers, what do you expect to happen to her? That is why i need to call her to order before another person will do that.

I can now realise why wole soyinka said he isn't writing his books for the mediocres.
Sports › Re: Taiyetaiwo Hit With €1 Million Tax Fraud Charges; May Lose Mansion by Tolexander: 1:32pm On Jul 17, 2013
Ise ile ni n gbe ni de ode.
Politics › Re: T.A. Orji Meets With Abians In China During His Visit To China With Jonathan by Tolexander: 12:17pm On Jul 17, 2013
Chief Kingsley Megwara in China
with H.EHe pleaded with those of
them who have factories in
Guangzhou and other cities in
China to replicate it in Aba,
Umuahia and Ohafia. He assured
them of security back home even
as reeled out his numerous
legacy projects that elicited
thunderous applause.
Politics › Re: Chidi Lloyd Declared Wanted By Police by Tolexander: 12:04pm On Jul 17, 2013
The akpako master!
Nairaland General › Re: Happy Birthday To Seun And Afam4eva by Tolexander: 11:51am On Jul 17, 2013
sexkillz: [color=#000030]He should be like 37 or so. Lemme consult the oracle for the actual age. [/color]
your oracle dey lie.

Afam self knows that he has no birth cert.
Only God knows how he fills any form containing date of birth.
Politics › Re: Kidnapped Victims Rescued From Hotel In Jos by Tolexander: 10:21am On Jul 17, 2013
Nice!
Politics › Re: Nigerian Army Recruits 16,000 Personel In 2 Yrs by Tolexander: 10:03am On Jul 17, 2013
Recruitment base on cronysm, nepotism and bribery.
Business › Re: Corrupt Firms Barred From Business In Nigeria by Tolexander: 9:46am On Jul 17, 2013
ngozievergreen: let it be. Lets start with the ones that refused to bribe their ways first, den we will graduate to family business
and finally on those that bribe, produce fake products and adulterated drugs soiling the name of the nation.
Celebrities › Re: Wow! SEE Tania Omotayo's Birthday Gift To Wizkid (photo) by Tolexander: 7:58am On Jul 17, 2013
mafiachic: undecided
better decide now!
Politics › Re: Anti-amaechi Protesters At Port-Harcourt Airport Yesterday (Pictures) by Tolexander: 7:50am On Jul 17, 2013
ziccoit: This is going to happen in the North come 2015. Expect a bloody electioneering campaign. Northerners don't condone disrespect on their leaders.
like the July 29 . . . . which was as a result of January 15 . . . .!
Celebrities › Re: Photos: Meet D'banj Younger Sister by Tolexander: 7:34am On Jul 17, 2013
Chibuhealth: are u blind? Or cant u see it urself. Basket mouth
Olaooni88: no she i a monkey like u
if i get hold of you girls. Is ok!
Literature › Re: PRESS RELEASE: Chimamanda Adichie Wins American Prize by Tolexander: 7:28am On Jul 17, 2013
Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie’s
third novel AMERICANAH has been
awarded the 2013 Chicago
Tribune Heartland Prize for
fiction
.
Politics › Re: Yobe:“we Have Families, We Want To Go Home”–jtf by Tolexander: 7:11am On Jul 17, 2013
lauyan Abuja: @Divide us, your thinking faculty is truly divided, May God put u in a position that u will never see your family for 9 months. Amen. Wicked soul.
what is this specimen from nonsense family you have typed for goodness sake.
The guy was very right and on point on the post. It is military and there are no reasons whatsoever for them to complain. They have already known that.
Celebrities › Re: Wow! SEE Tania Omotayo's Birthday Gift To Wizkid (photo) by Tolexander: 7:01am On Jul 17, 2013
mafiachic: well, not all girls buy 'singlet and boxers' for their sweethearts.. helpless romantics like I will think of something sensual and romantically intoxicating such that it will not be forgotten in a long time..
i will take your word very serious until you do that for me grin
Politics › Re: Why I Backed Al-mustapha –fasehun by Tolexander: 6:58am On Jul 17, 2013
What does one expect from a man awarded a 2.4billion naira contract by a 'chop make i chop' administration.

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