₦airaland Forum

kestolove95:
Dix dinosaur tin na just fallacy, nothing like dat existed

they spent many years researching and studying, but within seconds you finished the work with your keypad. Clap for you

Aidejay:
Categories of nairalanders on this sanusi case
1. Gej apologists 2. Everything blame buhari people 3. 2023 conspiracy theorists 4. Igala curse people 5. SLS sympathies. 6. Gandollar analysers 7. Experts in dethronements. 8. The northern Nigeria propaganderists 9. The 1994 beheading accusers. E.t.c. And of course the rest of us who don't give a fck...thank you.

hahahahaha

Pr0cter:
Please someone should explain this Northern Kingship process.

Why is he being exiled in this present age?

What was his offense?

Why is he being exiled to Nasarawa State?


Does being exiled prevent him from travelling outside Nigeria?

Will his children go exile with him?

he will choose the place he wants to stay outside his territory, and state govt will build a house for him, he can go any where around the world, he will go with his family but it’s their choice and his children can contest for emirship when the current emir is dead

Fabolousibk1:
Mad Religious fanatics .....A Muslim girl visit me last week,after eating,drinking together, we started doing the thing

This girl was about to put my dick in her mouth and i heard her whisper “bismillah”

Bruh wtf?

Greatest liar of our time

chatinent:
So how does the captioned image relate to this news?

Dg Dss, hanan buhari and mr okolie

AlphaStorm:
The suspect further stated that it was the deceased, who brought out the knife and while struggling with him, the knife stabbed him in his chest,” Oyeyemi added.


So a knife can stab someone by itself

hahahahaha

hakeem4:
Only Maidugiri is developed. Other places aren’t developed.

no go to bama biu baga etc

haywire07:
I still find it hard to understand how someone will confidently walk into another man's farm with his herd and begin to feast on their crops.

Nobody should come here to shout 'it's Buhari'. I don't want any false political energy this morning.

After all, this farm invasion didn't just start a decade ago. Infact, as far back as 2004, a very little fulani boy had threatened me with a bread knife while I was returning from school and passing a short cut through a farm .

Then as at 2008, I watched my first exclusive leak tape in which the Fulani tribe overran an entire village (I think in Jos) splitting even babies' heads in twos with their panga

they are called bororo or kuda they are criminals, if i tell you what happened in 1999 before swearing in of democratic govt in some villages in bauchi and gombe states, all thanks to the then military governor of gombe he wiped them out

KINGreignn:
I've noticed a problem with most youths of this generation. They just jump into marriage without first destroying evil ancestral alters and wrong foundations then lay a good Godly foundation for their new soon to be family and when things starts to spiral out of control because the evil forces that be in their ancestral homes are angry, they start casting blames wrongly.

barbarian

vizkiz:
In a nutshell, you are saying your wife is responsible for the fire? You mean She came to your shop and started the fire so it can wreck your business thereby putting you and herself in an unfortunate situation during her final trimester?

Quick question: If you had insurance on your Shop, will you be faced with such difficulties?

Lmao...poor woman. I bet another guy 100 times better was probably asking her hand in marriage but she left him just to marry your lame ass. Here she is....faced with a weak excuse of a man who blames others for his misfortune (lesson to all confused single women).

Bros Don’t waste her time abeg. She is still very young for all these shenanigans. Just send her away so she can finally meet someone who is best for her.

may God bless you and your generation, we lacks people like you in our society

dawnomike:
I really underestimated Fury

me too but d guy na real beast

haywire07:
I guess she needs Zobo bottles

hahahahaha Nigerians and their evil thinking

Sanchiworld:
Lie


SARS should be fighting banditry/kidnappers,

Fighting violent crime like Fulani herdsmen is the job of SARS, not unarmed youths.
Most Northern Roads are no go area, Fulani jihadist herdsmen have taken over the North but SARS are busy chasing unarmed youths, extorting from innocent youths in Southern Nigeria.

Southern Nigerians lack sense

Why did you hate North like dis?

Smartchoiice:
Error of generalisation. Are you educated?

get well soon

Smartchoiice:
The problem is that people tend to think Mercedes Benz makes only cars like Toyota.... They forget that Marco Polo luxurious buses, trucks which are die hard vehicles and second to none in reliability are also signature makes of Mercedes Benz.


Even Lexus was a pure plagiarism of the Mercedes Benz.

Yes some brands of Mercedes Benz has issues....but true the Toyota Camry muscle is plagued with a factory error of oil consumption that is incurable!! The Camry muscle melting dashboards, the Camry muscle independent acceleration without the input of the driver....

I can go on and on... The Toyota Corolla is no match for the Mercedes Benz W202 C klasse... In any form..the W202 C klasse wins ...
A. Fuel economy tie.
B. Thieves follow the Toyota Corolla
C. Parts replacement is waayyy cheaper on the Mercedes W202...

No, Toyota is not better than Mercedes, and anyone who claims that is delusional.

Finally the Mercedes Benz Maybach is something no Toyota/Lexus can ever compete with in triple lifetimes!!


Mercedes= iPhone
Toyota=Tecno/Infinix

End of discussion.

typical African mentality

Afrokan:
We need to serious discuss restructuring now.
The north with its population of impoverished stack illiterates cannot continue to waste resources of the south on its misadventures.
Islamic extremism, high population of illiterates, insecurity are all products of foundations laid by northerners, the south should not keep paying for the sins of the North both with the resources of the south and the blood of young Southern soldiers.
We need to restructure

keep blaming north for your own failure

Afrokan:
We need to serious discuss restructuring now.
The north with its population of impoverished stack illiterates cannot continue to waste resources of the south on its misadventures.
Islamic extremism, high population of illiterates, insecurity are all products of foundations laid by northerners, the south should not keep paying for the sins of the North both with the resources of the south and the blood of young Southern soldiers.
We need to restructure

keep blaming north for your own failure, Wax

willsonzzy:
In aba bus and Keke drivers don't speak english but if you speak english they'll understand, in pH pigin is the main language I mean broken English,when you're in pH don't go to dioub,abuloma and the dline at night.you can get a very nice hotel in old or new GRA,avoid night movement and you will enjoy your stay,

gentle man nice reply

bigiyaro:
they are reaping the rewards of sponsoring terrorism.

pig brain

BeijinDossier:
All suicide bombers and terrorists are muslims. Why?

but he is Christian, nathaniel Samuel by name

Racoon:
Obviously he is of the headslammer faith.Blessed be the Lord God Almighty who saved the church from more sorrow.As if the fulani/BH killings are not enough yet.The APC regime will now rehabilitated and release him back as "repented suicide bomber".

unfortunately he is Christian

Sylraph1:
w've had enough of this shit

I think it's high time we retaliate against this guys.....
ISRAEL would have been wiped out of the earth's surface had it been they were as dormant as Nigeria Christians...

RELIGION OF PIECES AND VIOLENCE!!!

but the bomber is Christian

zionmde:
And d so called Christians allowed him to still be alive before police came.
he will be locked up and den released
by den his hatred for d church will double and he will be back for a deadlier mission

The guy is Christian

Righteousness89:
Hmmmm....
We have been Consistently and Constantly Vocing out that there is a Deliberate war against the Gospel and Christianity in Nigeria...
Thanks to GOD This was crumbled!!

Everything Pastor Bosun, the Former Redeemed Pastor in Germany said 4 years ago is Vividly Playing out

Just last night again, I saw Kidnapping of Children in the Church....

The Church has to wake. It's a Spiritual and physical battle... a whole lot more of killer Herdsmen in Africa have been imported to Nigeria.. and they are Everywhere..

They wanna turn Nigeria to Turkey..

With our Prayers it will not Stand , Neither will it come to pass

Don't be Deceived, The Nigerian Leadership is Sympathetic to them..

This young man would definitely be Given a 5star treatment and Released back into the public or maybe admitted into the Military..

We Need to Beckon on the GOD That Created the Heavens and the Earth... if you don't pray , you may be a Victim...

O LORD GOD ARISE and Slaughter the Enemies of the Gospel of JESUS CHRIST in Nigeria...

but the guy is Christian, nathaniel Samuel by name

iswallker:
I am sure you have seen the video.. And you are enjoying it alone..

hahahahaha

Kingsean:
wow i actually admired ladies in hausa land not knowing that women are all the same. they were just hiding under the cover of religion. anyways, i don't think the stigmatization would stop no matter d evidence she brings out. she should just move to a different location where she can have rest of mind.

no single Muslim girl in the video

clarocuzioo:
Please where is the video? We have been hearing of this video but till date nobody has provided credible evidence that it exists, so that the elders can do proper analysis.

hahahahaha

Ladylite:
In the name of KARMA I pray for you that you will love a lady, even marry her then discover she never loved you, that she just wanted children and that's all she will leave you too.


You are not well. Your brain is in your deek

hahahahaha haba bro take it easy

Miffia:
Hi everyone... Good Afternoon

I will keep this brief and short.. Ignore any typographical error, please.

I have this boyfriend, we've been dating for years now. The thing is, he doesn't last long during sex, he's a 2 minutes man, as you people call it. There was a time, we had sex, less than 1 minute, yes, I mean less than a minute, just 3 or 4 thrusts and he released. He was shocked, sad and disappointed, I was shocked too. I was even the one cheering him up, not to be sad, that everything will be okay, that's not his fault, he just wore his cloth and left.

This is someone I want to marry, we will soon do our introduction and wedding, and I don't want our sex life to be boring, we are not enjoying s*x at all, and I don't want to cheat on him... We love each other so much.

Please, anybody that has experienced this before, or know how to stop it should advice me on what to do, its not making me happy neither is my boyfriend happy too

Your advice will be appreciated.. Thank You.

this is not a problem, i have difference medicine for that case

AngryIgboMan:
Typical almajiri English. Like their useless father Buhari, like his son am quoting.

Young man, you better use the time you jump around on Nairaland shouting Sai Barber to register for pure English lessons.

Nonsense and ingredients.... Onye Mgbu.

N.B

If you are reading this, better save up and leave this very useless country because these people have finished Nigeria and Nigeria have finished them.

sifia pain

ThierryJay:
Which war? That FAKE quote looks like something cooked up by Cristiano's fans rather than Simeone. I'm sure Simeone never said that after the Supercopa match. Even on twitter, it was labelled as fake as it was only @360 sources that published the quote. Major sport tabloids should have reported it as well if it was true. Simeone that publicly stated that he believes Messi was more dangerous than Ronaldo, Bale and Benzema combined? Find another lie please.

It can only be CR7 fans that can say he is now better than Messi using irrational logic. Just imagine, because he scored a mundane hattrick (2 tap -ins and penalty) against CAGLIARI, a relegation team, he is now better than Messi who was the best player on the pitch against Atletico madrid (scored two beautiful goals, dribbled the ATM players at will) for those that actually watched the match. How Can??

Where was CR7 in the war against Ajax last season, Barcelona over several seasons in La liga, Uruguay at World cup, even Lazio this season? Honestly, it's laughable the way CR7 fans like to turn logic on its head and delude themselves, or consolation is it?

6 will always be greater than 5.

are you talking about juv vs ajax?? What of Liverpoolvs barca?