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LordviccoDaGuru:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1548056665577431&id=100011193364134&sfnsn=scwspwa

They will close door and drink fresh fura and come out to rant

Sheddy5:
Frome 1 to 100%. Your review is highly needed.

This image has been on the internet for over 20years

Dotinacircle:
Pls help meoo. I beg all of unaa. I'm on my knees begging you guys. I can wash toilet, I can do anything as long it is not teaching. I want to start a business I just need a small amount of money to buy laptop. Make unna help a soul. Pls help meoo. I beg all of unaaa. Show me mercy. I need joboo. I'm depressed. Pls make unaa help. I need job badly. Im ready to do a job of 20k even 15k per month I don't mind pls help a brother. Nigeria abeg Na beg I dey beg you people make unaa no ignore I don try my best. My headline is just to catch attention I no fit kill myself na job I need

Thanks your time to read through this. Long but helpful

Reasons to live:



“Suicide doesn’t stop the pain,” “It gives it to someone else.”

1: We would miss you
2: It’s worth it to be alive.
3: It does get better,believe it or not it will eventually get better.
4: There’s so much you would miss out on doing.

- [ ] 5: You are worth it don’t let anyone,even yourself tell you otherwise.

- [ ] 6: God made you for a reason, you have a reason.

- [ ] 7: There is always a reason to live!

- [ ] 8: So many people care about you

- [ ] 9: You are amazing

- [ ] 10: I don’t even know you and I love you

- [ ] 11: I care for you

- [ ] 12: There are plenty of people that love you

- [ ] 13: Youre literally perfect!! <3

- [ ] 14: There are plenty of people that care for you

- [ ] 15: God loves you

- [ ] 16: God cares about you

- [ ] 17: Sometimes life is hard but it will make you a stronger person don’t worry!

- [ ] 18: What about all the things you’ve always wanted to do?What about all the things you’ve planned,but never got around doing? You can’t do them if your dead.

- [ ] 19: I want you to be alive

- [ ] 20: So many people want you alive!

- [ ] 21: You won’t be able to listen to Music if you die

- [ ] 22: You’ll never be able to listen to your favorite song if you die.

- [ ] 23: You’ll never be able to listen to your favorite singer if you’re gone

- [ ] 24: You’ll never be able to listen to your favorite rapper if you’re gone.

- [ ] 25: listening to really loud music

- [ ] 26: Killing yourself is never worth it,you’ll hit both yourself & the people who care about you.

- [ ] 27: There are so many people that would miss you,including me

- [ ] 28: the clouds

- [ ] 29: You are gorgeous

- [ ] 30: Someone out there would die for you :’)

- [ ] 31: How do you think your family would feel?

- [ ] 32: Proving people wrong with your success.

- [ ] 33: Watching the jerks that doubted you fail at life.

- [ ] 34: You’ll never have the feeling of walking into a warm building on a cold day.

- [ ] 35: You’ll never have the feeling of walking into a cold building on a hot day.

- [ ] 36: Being stupid in public just because you can.

- [ ] 37: Helping other people.

- [ ] 38: You have a future to live for..

- [ ] 39: Being alive is good

- [ ] 40: thinking about happy memories

- [ ] 41: Finding your soulmate.

- [ ] 42: All nighters!!!

- [ ] 43: Sleeping in all day

- [ ] 44: You can look back at yourself later in your life and be glad you didn’t commit suicide.

- [ ] 45: Nobody could ever replace you

- [ ] 46: You’re unique

- [ ] 47: pets

- [ ] 48: petting pets

- [ ] 49: Netflix and movies

- [ ] 50: Decorating the Christmas tree

- [ ] 51: Dreams that make you smile

- [ ] 52: Breakfast in bed

- [ ] 53: New clothes

- [ ] 54: New shoes

- [ ] 55: New books

- [ ] 56: Sunrises and Sunsets

- [ ] 57: Friends

- [ ] 58: The ocean

- [ ] 59: Sunlight

- [ ] 60: Your family

- [ ] 61: Inside jokes

- [ ] 62: Birthdays

- [ ] 63: Christmas

- [ ] 64: Family traditions

- [ ] 65: The taste of your favorite food

- [ ] 66: Favorite tv show

- [ ] 67: Favorite movie

- [ ] 68: Going to new places

- [ ] 69: The ability to peruse what ever you choose (there are over 7 billion people on Earth,don’t be afraid to be you)

- [ ] 70: To earn money and rewards

- [ ] 71: You can always flip your life around.

- [ ] 72: To find the perfect job/career for you

- [ ] 73: Pizza

- [ ] 74: Kittens

- [ ] 75: New haircuts

- [ ] 76: Moments you can look back to and laugh at

- [ ] 77: The clouds

- [ ] 78: The world is better with you in it

- [ ] 79: Roller Coasters

- [ ] 80: Showers

- [ ] 81: Cake

- [ ] 82:Growing old

- [ ] 83: Growing old with the person you love

- [ ] 84: Singing

- [ ] 85: Sleeping

- [ ] 86: Icecream

- [ ] 87: Cookies

- [ ] 88: food in general

- [ ] 89: Movie nights

- [ ] 90: Candy

- [ ] 91: Popcorn

- [ ] 92: Daydreaming

- [ ] 93: Happy moments

- [ ] 94: Halloween

- [ ] 95: Sleepovers

- [ ] 96: Parties

- [ ] 97: Having a good personality

- [ ] 98: Making people happy

- [ ] 99: Bonfires

- [ ] 100: Sitting on rooftops

- [ ] 101: Vacations

- [ ] 102: Hearing crazy stories

- [ ] 103: Telling crazy stories

- [ ] 104: Treehouses

- [ ] 105: Starbucks

- [ ] 106: You’ve changed someone’s life

- [ ] 107: If you’re gone how will you achieve great things?

- [ ] 108: Everyone has talent including you

- [ ] 109: Eating crazy food

- [ ] 110: Hanging out with your friends

- [ ] 111: Nobody could ever replace you

- [ ] 112: You have so much to live for

- [ ] 113: Your dreams need some fulfilling to do

- [ ] 114: Living life to the fullest

- [ ] 115: Heck,I would miss you like crazy

- [ ] 116: Your family and friends would be devastated if you were gone

- [ ] 117: Someone out there is constantly praying to meet someone like you

- [ ] 118: Your future

- [ ] 119: You could save so many lives

- [ ] 120: You are too beautiful to disappear

- [ ] 121: You are bigger than any of your problems

- [ ] 122: You are never alone during this struggle

- [ ] 123: Tomorrow is a new day!

- [ ] 124: You are worth more than you think

- [ ] 125: But,the final and most important one is, just being able to experience life,because even if your life doesn’t seem so great right now,anything could happen!



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All suicide hotline numbers if you need someone to talk to :

- [ ] Argentina: +5402234930430

- [ ] Australia: 131114

- [ ] Austria: 142; for children and young people, 147

- [ ] Belgium: 106

- [ ] Bosnia & Herzegovina: 080 05 03 05

- [ ] Botswana: 3911270

- [ ] Brazil: 188 for the Security National Association

- [ ] Canada: 1 .833 .456 .4566, 5147234000

- [ ] (Montreal); 18662773553 (outside Montreal)

- [ ] Croatia: 014833888

- [ ] Denmark: +4570201201

- [ ] Egypt: 7621602

- [ ] Estonia: 3726558088;

- [ ] Russian 3726555688

- [ ] Finland: 010 195 202

- [ ] France: 0145394000

- [ ] Germany: 08001810771

- [ ] Holland: 0900767

- [ ] Hong Kong: +852 2382 0000

- [ ] Hungary: 116123

- [ ] India: 8888817666

- [ ] Ireland: +44058457909090

- [ ] Italy: 800860022

- [ ] Japan: +810352869090

- [ ] Mexico: 5255102550

- [ ] New Zealand: 0800543354

- [ ] Norway: +4781533300

- [ ] Philippines: 028969191

- [ ] Poland: 5270000

- [ ] Portugal: 21 854 07 40/8 . 96 898 21 50

- [ ] Russia: 0078202577577

- [ ] Spain: 914590050

- [ ] South Africa: 0514445691

- [ ] Sweden: 46317112400

- [ ] Switzerland: 143

- [ ] United Kingdom: 08457909090

- [ ] USA: 18002738255

- [ ] Veterans’ Crisis Line: 1 800 273 8255/ text 383255



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songs that could make you happy �

Personal by HRVY: @YJpE

I like me better by Lauv: @ozwA

Classic by MKTO: @A4Ds

Just friends by JORDY: @eINM

Eastside by Benny Blanco,Halsey,& Khalid: @UvGY

What makes you beautiful by 1D: @-A4E

Cheerleader by OMI: @QfW8

Everybody talks by Neon Trees: @84lE

Dear future husband by Meghan Trainor: @D_40

Backyard Boy by Claire Rosinkranz: @shy8

Shut up and dance with me by WALK THE MOON: @lx6Q

iSpy by KYLE: @gMPU

Trap queen by Fetty Wap: @NKio

LMK by Lil XXEL: @IC24

Dynamite by BTS: @WNZg



- fun facts!



1.Otters hold hands when sleeping is they don’t drift away from eachother

2.Penguins only have one mate their entire life,they also propose by giving them a pebble

3.Cows have best friends

4.you’re perfect <3

- another message : -



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To all those people being bullied

- To all those people who have lost a loved one

- To all those people who have lost a pet

- To all those people being abused

- To all those people going through depression

- To all those people with anxiety

- To all those people in poverty

- To all those people going through a breakup

- To all those people having a bad day

- To all those people with insecurities

- To all those people just having a hard time



Don’t forget

- Your weakness today

- Is your strength tomorrow

- It always gets better

- Your loved ones will remain in your hearts

- You always have the memories

- Love yourself

- Stand up for yourself

- Money can’t buy happiness

- Those lovers

- Just weren’t right

- Don’t abuse yourself

- Don’t abuse others

- Kill them with kindness

- Treat people with kindness

- We’ve all had these times

- There will always be a hole in our chests



But

- Let’s all be each others’ strength

- whether you’re

- Black

- White

- LGBTQ+

- Christian

- Atheist

- Etc



- Love yourself

- Love others

- Don’t cut

- Don’t kill

- Don’t criticize

- Don’t beg

- Don’t do drugs

- Don’t starve yourself

- Don’t starve others



We aren’t supposed to do any of that

- Just keep your strength

- Keep your faith

- Don’t change because you were told to

- Be yourself

- Sometimes playing a character,isn’t the best thing to do. Have a great day,and don’t stop spreading awareness about things that are happening currently in the world .

⚠️ this is not my text, that however doesn't mean that I don't agree with every single word said here. out of experience, it destroys people. Please don't be afraid to ask for help.

Please, I beg you, please don't do it. You are worth it and there are people who love you.⚠️

I need everyone to pass this on.

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Edit: you live for yourself. You need to be here to make yourself better. You need to be here to become better than how you are today. We sure need others, but more than others we need ourselves. you will fight this through so please trust yourself❤

Poll by people weh no get pvc

wip7:
I received your PM and I responded so email me the file

Sir pls can you resend the message. I didn’t get it. And also not on spam mail

wip7:
Fine, that's OK. The software is simple to operate.

Do you have access to a computer and are capable of following simple instructions? If you answered yes, there are three ways to obtain the software, and any of them will suffice depending on your objectives:

1. You bought the full version from the vendor; the student version is the cheapest.

2. Download a 30-day trial version that works exactly like the full version.

3. A cracked version is also acceptable.

I have both a cracked and a fully functional copy of the software.

So I recommend that you go to the vendor's website and download the trial version, then come back here and take a screenshot of your data; I'll show you how to use it. It's one of the most basic.

Good day sir
I’ve gotten the software pls find below my raw data
Thanks

Dammm

He is smoking his kpoli in EFCC office

Boss469:
The National Primary Healthcare Development Agency has said over 70 per cent of medical drugs being dispensed in Nigeria are substandard.

The agency added that the majority of Nigerians did not have access to health services.

It made this known on its website ahead of the Primary Healthcare Summit tagged: ‘Re-imaging Primary Health Care in Nigeria’.

According to the agency, the country is faced with a number of healthcare challenges.

It stated, “The majority of Nigerians do not have access to health services; 20 per cent of all maternal deaths globally occur in Nigeria; infant mortality occurs at a rate of 19 deaths per 1,000 births; children under five are dying at a rate of 128 per 1,000; over 70 per cent of medical drugs dispensed in Nigeria are substandard.

“The weaknesses of the PHC system led to the under-utilisation of the PHC, resulting in significant burden within the health sector, with patients over-lying on tertiary and secondary health care services.

“Exorbitant health expenditures to access care place huge financial burdens on households and drive poverty.”

https://punchng.com/over-70-of-drugs-dispensed-in-nigeria-substandard-nphcda/

Imagine the NPHCDA saying that 70% of drugs dispensed are substandard.

While they are the conduit and the most patronizers of substandard drugs.

They go for the cheapest drug in the market not caring the source and quality…

The prices in their drug list is an eyesore and almost impossible except you go for the most substandard

Now they are complaining.

Eg. If you can get a card of paracetamol for #100 NHIS will list theirs for #30…

Forget. Those guys are heartless

paulolee:
I wish the bank can help avert this things.

They can but they don’t want

All accounts have bvn and bvn can be used to track anyone anywhere in this country within hours or days

paulolee:
I wish the bank can help avert this things.

Hh

My people bus leaves tomorrow by 8am

One way trip.

TheGidRedpiller:
She is sick, to the point of stooling blood, this is actually true.
That biittch thinks she isn't enough curse to me than whatever she thinks is standing by at the middle of the night waiting to manifest her all powerful curse

I know she is sick, i know, but i also know when she is trying to manipulate her ways into things with the attention she gathers from her illness situation. She asked for financial help, i swear i wanted to help her too, but i just couldn't, did she deserve it or not

If you followed me from scratch, you would know that this is the same wh0re of a mother that would fvvck another men in her matrimonial home after the death of her husband, this is the same selfish biittch that would put herself first before the interest of any of her children, she literally made my sister cry over her education, but my sister watched her change wardrobe every week!

I know i'm being very mean & vengeful, i need people to help me snap out of it because I JUST WANT TO PUNISH HER!!

Still Typing...

Nice to know your story and what inspires you to hate women.

But I want to tell you that you are brought up by a “toxic” woman does not mean those beautiful creatures are same.

I pray you learn not to see the image of her in every woman.

Learn to love
to care
to provide
and same will be accorded to you. Most importantly I pray you find peace

wip7:
Fine, that's OK. The software is simple to operate.

Do you have access to a computer and are capable of following simple instructions? If you answered yes, there are three ways to obtain the software, and any of them will suffice depending on your objectives:

1. You bought the full version from the vendor; the student version is the cheapest.

2. Download a 30-day trial version that works exactly like the full version.

3. A cracked version is also acceptable.

I have both a cracked and a fully functional copy of the software.

So I recommend that you go to the vendor's website and download the trial version, then come back here and take a screenshot of your data; I'll show you how to use it. It's one of the most basic.

Ok sir.
On it

wip7:
I'm still not sure what you want. You have the software and would want someone to show you how to use it, or you don't have it but know how to use it? I'll be able to assist you once I know exactly what you desire.

Sir
I don’t have the software and I don’t know how to use it. Only thing I have now is the raw data

wip7:
What kind of assistance do you require?

I need to analyze a raw data and present it using graph pad software

wip7:
TRNC State Scholarship Application for Foreign Students


TRNC State Scholarship Applications will be received online between 15 – 28 February 2022.

Usually contains full scholarship, accommodation and some living expenses.

http://yobis.mebnet.net/

Best wishes

Good day Prof.

Thanks for your assistance and support here.

Pls I have a data to analyze using graph pad software. I don’t know if anyone here can assist me

Thanks

qwertyboss:
Graphpad prism?
What's the takeaway?

Yes. If you can let me know the takeaway pls

Guys I need someone to analyze a data for me using a graph pad software.


Pls it’s urgent

Dm

Obio4real:
Armed men suspected to be members of a secret cult on Saturday invaded a burial ceremony in Ebenebe community in Awka North Local Government Area of Anambra State, killing about 16 persons.



Our correspondent gathered that it was the burial of a suspected leader of a cultist named Ozo, and while the corpse of Ozo was lying in state in his compound, some suspected cultists arrived the scene and sacked mourners, shooting at mourners.





A source who disclosed this to Tribune Online said: “My sister was supposed to be at the burial. She and her friends had already prepared to leave Awka for Ebenebe, but the vehicle they booked to take them disappointed them.”



“She and her friends were so unhappy, and they decided to go in search of another vehicle that can take them. It was in the course of going to the burial that they received a phone call that everybody at the burial had been dispersed by some gunmen.



“She also got a video from the scene, which showed several persons lying in the pool of their own blood dead, while the corpse was desecrated, with its coffin lying far apart,the corpse.”



A video was seen with members of the community wailing, while corpses littered the burial compound.



Reacting, the Anambra State Police command has confirmed the incident, saying that it was a case of cult rivalry.



According to the Command’s spokeperson, DSP Toochukwu Ikenga, he said: “Yes, this morning, there was an incident at Ebenebe. A burial was going on, when some people suspected to be cultists invaded the area and started shooting.





“I do not have details of casualties now, but I will keep you informed once the picture becomes clear.



“For now, the State Commissioner of police, CP Echeng Echeng has despatched tactical squads comprising of various units to the area to maintain calm,” he stated.



Watch video:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3aqVDPd0is


Source: https://www.grassrootreportersng.com/2022/02/video-graphic-black-saturday-as.html

Source please

There is no where in anambra with that kind of terrain

God help you op

TechspeciaIist:
you know nothing.
Please keep quiet

Na

Popjoan:
and you are Maestro Know It All?

He is right.

obembet:
Third-party insurance is essentially a form of liability insurance. The first party is responsible for their damages or losses, regardless of the cause of those damages. One of the most common types is third-party insurance is automobile

Third-party offers coverage against claims of damages and losses incurred by a driver who is not the insured, the principal, and is therefore not covered under the insurance policy. The driver who caused damages is the third party.

According to the insurance policy, you get coverages up to ₦1,000,000.00 on your third party insurance.

But from my own little observations, I realized that most Nigerian only renew thier third party insurance because of police Road safety or VIO. Infact some of my colleagues in office call it police let me pass .

Some Believe that insurance doesn't pay on Third-party. How true is this? Have you ever be deny Claim on your third party insurance?

It works. My company uses it and they pay always

nairavsdollars:
They said Asiwaju Bola Tinubu is the man of the 'Pee Poo'.

In as much as I don’t support his political moves,
But
Body shamming an old man cos of wet panties.

E go reach all of us.

100k.

Brand new.

Location Enugu

You are looking for an excuse pls don’t involve igbos

Mm

Jerewise332:
Hello nairalanders

Just came across this timetable in one of the federal university in Nigeria and it’s contains the workload for the internship students in the faculty.

I would love to know if after seeing this timetable you would like to study agriculture or love your child to study it?

If it’s medical science and they do to hospital work will you complain??

Final year medical students spend most of their days in the hospital that’s why Nigerian medical students do well anywhere in the world.

Same should go for other courses like pharmacy, engineering, etc and yes agricultural sciences.

Yes My child can study agricultural science if farm work is involved

CruiseCity:
Thank you so much. What about the drugs. Should i keep taking them?

Because it having side effect . And please i will like to have your number so i can call you for enlightenment.

Get ulcer kit. If the claritromycin is giving you undesired effect, look for a combination without clarithromycin.

Then get gestid plus and be drinking it anytime you feel the burning sensation or first thing in the morning and last thing at night. Or get the tab and chew more often.

You will be fine last last

Hisbah21:
still his source of incomes is far below from how he is spending.. tell us the secret of ur wealth then

there must be something unclean about his wealth

The guy makes huge money from drinks bro.

Eg. he makes a profit of more than 1.5m weekly on nestle water in one of his outfit I was supplying before.

Water alone ooooo.


Check the cost price of the drinks in the market and how much they sell it inside the club. Some comes with a profit of 1000% or more

ChizzyBuna:
Now here is the real issue
As of today i told her that i saw her name on sack list. It didn't go well with her
She has accused me of using her to climb to get new position at work.
She is now threatning to expose all our flings and affairs to my uncle who is the M.D.
She swore that i cant be promoted and she be sacked. That if they will sack her then they must sack me too.

She said i should defend her like i did last year or else she will expose our office sex and flings to M.D
And if i defend her, that my uncle will definitely suspect and he might demote me or sack me. He is a tough disciplinary man. I have seen him sack his closest allies.
I do r know what to do. I havent eaten since afternoon. My mind is not at rest

Guy you need to save yourself from sinking.

So you hats play smart.

Sit her down and have a long term talk with her.

Tell her you will like to marry her and you will get a better job for her bla bla bla

Tell her you will be giving her money monthly

Guy you know the kind of lies I’m talking about.

Then sack her, keep the relationship for some weeks and dump her.

Debit alert


.