₦airaland Forum

The last pic Is compilation of the problem of this region

In years to come we will cry foul when all the police in those regions are from the north including the IG

I see Nairaland as a lot of things but as an airport

Hmmm that’s a one

Beebah2000:
Na her lunch she put for bag na.
Incase she dey hungry, she go chop am.
Why una dey reason another thing?

But there is ky jelly there too. And what looks like a female condom

AGurlnoname:
Na them, always painting women bad.

What's wrong in having a cucumber inside bag?

Nothing wrong

But when it’s in thesame bag with ky jelly. Then it’s what I’m thinking

orgylover:
What if she likes eating it

She can’t eat it with ky jelly

My babe is definitely from the linage of lions.

God help me

vanunu:
Where did he get the money to build 17 flyovers and hundreds of kilometres of concrete roads, did he borrow?

It’s either the man is a ritualist or other governors use us dey do yahoo yahoo

I’ve asked that question many times

Cadek:
Am building other part myself... How can I build this?

Youtube.

Call him crazy as you want but this man’s ideas and company may be all humanity needs to take us out of this earth come doomsday

Se

Omicron007:
I am just having pity on Nigerians.

I may visit Aso Rock soon.

Pls when you are done, with aso rock

I wannn send you message

Soon you people will discharge more than the infected.

You will be seeing


218,596 confirmed
300,000 discharged

GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

In all we do, we must remember to help people irrespective of their tribe or religion, saw these Fulani women hungry and stranded and I bought them some food.

Blessed is the hand that giveth than the one that taketh.

You will use your hand to feed them

and

they will use their hand to vote who will starve them.

SiggyNG:
Update from SIGGY .ng

Otoko Steven Edwards, a student of Rivers state university (RSUST), Port Harcourt, has bagged a first class degree in Pure and Applied Mathematics from the Department of Mathematics, Siggy reports.

Otoko Steven Edwards bagged a First Class degree from the Department of Mathematics, Rivers State University, breaking a 41-year-old record.

The young man was first admitted into the university to study Mechanical Engineering but switched to Mathematics.

He took this decision when he discovered that he has an enormous flair for figures than he had for engines

To be able to graduate with the highly impressive result, Edwards said he had many sleepless nights during which he studied hard to remain on top till the end

But what is most exciting about the news is that Edwards is the very first student to achieve that feat since the establishment of the department in 1980.

Siggy gathered, Edwards stated he was initially admitted into the school to study Mechanical Engineering but switched to Mathematics after discovering that he was more of a Math person.

https://campusnews.medium.com/rsust-student-perfect-5-0cgpa-from-department-of-mathematics-photos-1f3727bfbd34

Hj

Oburu202:
I only mentioned Sullivan. It should tell you that Enugu State doesn't have a governor. The Nnsuka man said Enugu is in the Hands of God.

Your hatred can be perceived.

Why an “nsukka man” is that the name of the governor?

What has a whole region got to the with the actions of one man.


Tribalism, racism and hatred will always hinder our collective growth and development.

Try to individualize people and their actions rather than evolving there linage.

Love, don’t hate.






Back to the topic


I don’t see anything wrong in his company owing the right to service the street lights so far it followed the right channels.

We are yet to get it right on Solar panel street lights. It’s a great option but it comes with its challenges.

Most states use off grid power source for their street lights cos it’s more realiable though I don’t know how cheap


Umahi has done a lot for his community and when it comes to human empowerment, “you can’t take the horse to the stream and for it to drink water”

There are a lot of state programs for that they should key into it.

Everyone wants to be employed by the government but few are employable

Icouldhave:
I give up

The struggle won

The pain won

Am weak, I can't fight no more.


I miss been rich, I hate been poor.

But I give up

I can't fight no more



I might kill myself tonight.


The tears is dripping from my eyes

As I type


The struggle won

Take your last time to read


Reasons to live:



“Suicide doesn’t stop the pain,” “It gives it to someone else.”

1: We would miss you
2: It’s worth it to be alive.
3: It does get better,believe it or not it will eventually get better.
4: There’s so much you would miss out on doing.

- [ ] 5: You are worth it don’t let anyone,even yourself tell you otherwise.

- [ ] 6: God made you for a reason, you have a reason.

- [ ] 7: There is always a reason to live!

- [ ] 8: So many people care about you

- [ ] 9: You are amazing

- [ ] 10: I don’t even know you and I love you

- [ ] 11: I care for you

- [ ] 12: There are plenty of people that love you

- [ ] 13: Youre literally perfect!! <3

- [ ] 14: There are plenty of people that care for you

- [ ] 15: God loves you

- [ ] 16: God cares about you

- [ ] 17: Sometimes life is hard but it will make you a stronger person don’t worry!

- [ ] 18: What about all the things you’ve always wanted to do?What about all the things you’ve planned,but never got around doing? You can’t do them if your dead.

- [ ] 19: I want you to be alive

- [ ] 20: So many people want you alive!

- [ ] 21: You won’t be able to listen to Music if you die

- [ ] 22: You’ll never be able to listen to your favorite song if you die.

- [ ] 23: You’ll never be able to listen to your favorite singer if you’re gone

- [ ] 24: You’ll never be able to listen to your favorite rapper if you’re gone.

- [ ] 25: listening to really loud music

- [ ] 26: Killing yourself is never worth it,you’ll hit both yourself & the people who care about you.

- [ ] 27: There are so many people that would miss you,including me

- [ ] 28: the clouds

- [ ] 29: You are gorgeous

- [ ] 30: Someone out there would die for you :’)

- [ ] 31: How do you think your family would feel?

- [ ] 32: Proving people wrong with your success.

- [ ] 33: Watching the jerks that doubted you fail at life.

- [ ] 34: You’ll never have the feeling of walking into a warm building on a cold day.

- [ ] 35: You’ll never have the feeling of walking into a cold building on a hot day.

- [ ] 36: Being stupid in public just because you can.

- [ ] 37: Helping other people.

- [ ] 38: You have a future to live for..

- [ ] 39: Being alive is good

- [ ] 40: thinking about happy memories

- [ ] 41: Finding your soulmate.

- [ ] 42: All nighters!!!

- [ ] 43: Sleeping in all day

- [ ] 44: You can look back at yourself later in your life and be glad you didn’t commit suicide.

- [ ] 45: Nobody could ever replace you

- [ ] 46: You’re unique

- [ ] 47: pets

- [ ] 48: petting pets

- [ ] 49: Netflix and movies

- [ ] 50: Decorating the Christmas tree

- [ ] 51: Dreams that make you smile

- [ ] 52: Breakfast in bed

- [ ] 53: New clothes

- [ ] 54: New shoes

- [ ] 55: New books

- [ ] 56: Sunrises and Sunsets

- [ ] 57: Friends

- [ ] 58: The ocean

- [ ] 59: Sunlight

- [ ] 60: Your family

- [ ] 61: Inside jokes

- [ ] 62: Birthdays

- [ ] 63: Christmas

- [ ] 64: Family traditions

- [ ] 65: The taste of your favorite food

- [ ] 66: Favorite tv show

- [ ] 67: Favorite movie

- [ ] 68: Going to new places

- [ ] 69: The ability to peruse what ever you choose (there are over 7 billion people on Earth,don’t be afraid to be you)

- [ ] 70: To earn money and rewards

- [ ] 71: You can always flip your life around.

- [ ] 72: To find the perfect job/career for you

- [ ] 73: Pizza

- [ ] 74: Kittens

- [ ] 75: New haircuts

- [ ] 76: Moments you can look back to and laugh at

- [ ] 77: The clouds

- [ ] 78: The world is better with you in it

- [ ] 79: Roller Coasters

- [ ] 80: Showers

- [ ] 81: Cake

- [ ] 82:Growing old

- [ ] 83: Growing old with the person you love

- [ ] 84: Singing

- [ ] 85: Sleeping

- [ ] 86: Icecream

- [ ] 87: Cookies

- [ ] 88: food in general

- [ ] 89: Movie nights

- [ ] 90: Candy

- [ ] 91: Popcorn

- [ ] 92: Daydreaming

- [ ] 93: Happy moments

- [ ] 94: Halloween

- [ ] 95: Sleepovers

- [ ] 96: Parties

- [ ] 97: Having a good personality

- [ ] 98: Making people happy

- [ ] 99: Bonfires

- [ ] 100: Sitting on rooftops

- [ ] 101: Vacations

- [ ] 102: Hearing crazy stories

- [ ] 103: Telling crazy stories

- [ ] 104: Treehouses

- [ ] 105: Starbucks

- [ ] 106: You’ve changed someone’s life

- [ ] 107: If you’re gone how will you achieve great things?

- [ ] 108: Everyone has talent including you

- [ ] 109: Eating crazy food

- [ ] 110: Hanging out with your friends

- [ ] 111: Nobody could ever replace you

- [ ] 112: You have so much to live for

- [ ] 113: Your dreams need some fulfilling to do

- [ ] 114: Living life to the fullest

- [ ] 115: Heck,I would miss you like crazy

- [ ] 116: Your family and friends would be devastated if you were gone

- [ ] 117: Someone out there is constantly praying to meet someone like you

- [ ] 118: Your future

- [ ] 119: You could save so many lives

- [ ] 120: You are too beautiful to disappear

- [ ] 121: You are bigger than any of your problems

- [ ] 122: You are never alone during this struggle

- [ ] 123: Tomorrow is a new day!

- [ ] 124: You are worth more than you think

- [ ] 125: But,the final and most important one is, just being able to experience life,because even if your life doesn’t seem so great right now,anything could happen!



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All suicide hotline numbers if you need someone to talk to :

- [ ] Argentina: +5402234930430

- [ ] Australia: 131114

- [ ] Austria: 142; for children and young people, 147

- [ ] Belgium: 106

- [ ] Bosnia & Herzegovina: 080 05 03 05

- [ ] Botswana: 3911270

- [ ] Brazil: 188 for the Security National Association

- [ ] Canada: 1 .833 .456 .4566, 5147234000

- [ ] (Montreal); 18662773553 (outside Montreal)

- [ ] Croatia: 014833888

- [ ] Denmark: +4570201201

- [ ] Egypt: 7621602

- [ ] Estonia: 3726558088;

- [ ] Russian 3726555688

- [ ] Finland: 010 195 202

- [ ] France: 0145394000

- [ ] Germany: 08001810771

- [ ] Holland: 0900767

- [ ] Hong Kong: +852 2382 0000

- [ ] Hungary: 116123

- [ ] India: 8888817666

- [ ] Ireland: +44058457909090

- [ ] Italy: 800860022

- [ ] Japan: +810352869090

- [ ] Mexico: 5255102550

- [ ] New Zealand: 0800543354

- [ ] Norway: +4781533300

- [ ] Philippines: 028969191

- [ ] Poland: 5270000

- [ ] Portugal: 21 854 07 40/8 . 96 898 21 50

- [ ] Russia: 0078202577577

- [ ] Spain: 914590050

- [ ] South Africa: 0514445691

- [ ] Sweden: 46317112400

- [ ] Switzerland: 143

- [ ] United Kingdom: 08457909090

- [ ] USA: 18002738255

- [ ] Veterans’ Crisis Line: 1 800 273 8255/ text 383255



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songs that could make you happy �

Personal by HRVY: @YJpE

I like me better by Lauv: @ozwA

Classic by MKTO: @A4Ds

Just friends by JORDY: @eINM

Eastside by Benny Blanco,Halsey,& Khalid: @UvGY

What makes you beautiful by 1D: @-A4E

Cheerleader by OMI: @QfW8

Everybody talks by Neon Trees: @84lE

Dear future husband by Meghan Trainor: @D_40

Backyard Boy by Claire Rosinkranz: @shy8

Shut up and dance with me by WALK THE MOON: @lx6Q

iSpy by KYLE: @gMPU

Trap queen by Fetty Wap: @NKio

LMK by Lil XXEL: @IC24

Dynamite by BTS: @WNZg



- fun facts!



1.Otters hold hands when sleeping is they don’t drift away from eachother

2.Penguins only have one mate their entire life,they also propose by giving them a pebble

3.Cows have best friends

4.you’re perfect <3

- another message : -



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To all those people being bullied

- To all those people who have lost a loved one

- To all those people who have lost a pet

- To all those people being abused

- To all those people going through depression

- To all those people with anxiety

- To all those people in poverty

- To all those people going through a breakup

- To all those people having a bad day

- To all those people with insecurities

- To all those people just having a hard time



Don’t forget

- Your weakness today

- Is your strength tomorrow

- It always gets better

- Your loved ones will remain in your hearts

- You always have the memories

- Love yourself

- Stand up for yourself

- Money can’t buy happiness

- Those lovers

- Just weren’t right

- Don’t abuse yourself

- Don’t abuse others

- Kill them with kindness

- Treat people with kindness

- We’ve all had these times

- There will always be a hole in our chests



But

- Let’s all be each others’ strength

- whether you’re

- Black

- White

- LGBTQ+

- Christian

- Atheist

- Etc



- Love yourself

- Love others

- Don’t cut

- Don’t kill

- Don’t criticize

- Don’t beg

- Don’t do drugs

- Don’t starve yourself

- Don’t starve others



We aren’t supposed to do any of that

- Just keep your strength

- Keep your faith

- Don’t change because you were told to

- Be yourself

- Sometimes playing a character,isn’t the best thing to do. Have a great day,and don’t stop spreading awareness about things that are happening currently in the world .

⚠️ this is not my text, that however doesn't mean that I don't agree with every single word said here. out of experience, it destroys people. Please don't be afraid to ask for help.

Please, I beg you, please don't do it. You are worth it and there are people who love you.⚠️

I need everyone to pass this on.

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Edit: you live for yourself. You need to be here to make yourself better. You need to be here to become better than how you are today. We sure need others, but more than others we need ourselves. you will fight this through so please trust yourself❤

She for just allow them write the exam and use their script to clean yansh



Since everyone for this country don Dey mad.


Most of us that had 100% attendance still useless for this country.


How I wished I had 10%. I for don go far in life.


Attendance Na pure scam.


Leave class go hustle my people

Baawaa:
I don't know why FG is not patronizing Innoson,maybe because of their cover-up

All these military, road safety, police cars are not patronizing

He should loook for competent marketers.

They need reasons to buy not out of pity.

How I wish this will make front page in near future.


Not sex sex and more snake.

Stephen2324:
I learnt covid-19 killed millions of people buh there are no job vacancies, so the question is who really died?

I heard it killed mostly jobless people.


So protect yourself well op

Theophinio:
Sir

Did you later got answers to your questions from outside sources

Sorry I didn’t.


I went into palms

But should’ve gone into coconut. Fast and easy
To process into coconut oil which now has more value than palm

Faber:
A good one

But if you want try those links be careful cos you may end up clicking a link that will damage your phone and personal details

Those links won’t work on your phone or ordinary browser. You will need a tor browser for that.


I have tones of those site range from shopping sites to even unimaginable porn etc.

But they keep closing the sites and more keep coming up

EMREX02:
OP, Which VPN is the best for surfing dark web?

It generates vpn for you automatically.


But the joy lies on accessing those dark sites that can’t be accessed via normal route

smartxyz:
Walk date is something that is not considered in this part of the continent, especially here in Nigeria, our ladies don't consider anything a date if there's no food But I think its not all about going on lunch or dinner dates, you and your date could head out somewhere scenic and go for a walk while you get to know each other.


So guys what do you think about walk dates?

I once had a mechanic date.


Picked the babe up hoping she is going to the movies

Rather went about my schedule to the mechanic workshop for hours till she was begging me order Keke for her that she wants to go home.

Born2winKingOG:
i fit tell you when to talk because me and you nor be the same.

* i get prick, na toto you get

* i dey stand to piss, you dey bend down to piss (if you try stand, na your body go smell)

*i dey hustle since to survive, you dey your mama house dey wait for a simp nigga to sub you.

* on my way to the gym, you on your way to give blowjobs for some cash.



so many reasons, I can tell you when to talk and when not to.




so I nor go tell you again, I noe won see your post for this thread again. (sit down there jejely dey observe)

You are a fool and a big disgrace

Mennnnn what wrong with some guys.

mannatech:
Madness dey some girls body because then think say man keep them for house mean say dey go dey forget their manners anyhow.

A lady really annoyed me this morning.
I had gone to the park to board a taxi back home. The guy who was loading for the driver directed me to the taxi that was loading. An elderly guy sat at the front seat while a lady was seated by the door and she was the only one sitting at the back. Note that the drivers take three passengers at the back.
Immediately I saw how the lady sat at the door- her body language- I decided to enter from the other side but another passenger beat me to it plus I was approaching the taxi from her side to I just decided to enter through there.
The lady rather than shift to the middle came out for me to enter without any form of excuse which I found annoying.
I made my displeasure know to her but she just kept mute as if no be human being dey follow talk. I still repeated myself.this lady just start blowing out like burning charcoal, shouting at the top of her voice that "do I think she is a baby for me to treat her like that".

To make matters worse,the passengers and driver were telling me to not retaliate because na women. Na so we go continue to dey tolerate nonsense. Even na guy, I go still tell am wetin he do no correct.

You no get Sense for public

And

You no get sense online.

Egocentric…. You’ve annoyed me this morning.

Tolerate nonsense my foot. She is the one that tolerated your stupidity.

Just because she is a woman.

Na you first her enter car?
Must a man stay at the door side?
Etc.


I pity any woman/girl around you. Your hate is too much

So Na man dey keep woman for house for your mind?

Even so you must treat her like a dog??


You are a typical disgrace to men, manhood and humanity.



No go hustle buy your own car

Dey there dey fight window side for kabu kabu with someone wet don see life pass you

pedrilo:
How can I get d browser?

getting the browser is not the problem but configuration.


Tor

When I got the browser,

Then I new things differently

If you type this

dkf2insctjvoivow.onion

on your regular browser it will see it strange but
Enter it on a dark web

You will be amazed.



You can even hire an assassin there.


All payments are in Bitcoin. Totally untraceable.


It takes a thief to catch a thief


Kudos to Europol.

Easylion3569:
My girlfriend last saw her menstration last month, its been 30 days and 4 day since she last saw it.. So i was wondering why, and i had to visit a chemist who gave me a pregnancy test tools called 'accuracy'..
he told me how to use it, and what the various line display means.
so i called my girl and told her to urinate small on a small cup, followed the instructions and two thick red line showed..
and the chemist said two line is positive..
i'm still schooling i don't kno what to do now.

everything i have worked for, how i have planned my future is now trying to fade away.
i cant even hold my tears

How do you guys manage to see erection in these trying times.

Righthussle:
Where can I have the app

You can get it from any tailor close to you.