₦airaland Forum

Dear God just for the sake of true lovers of peace and sincere seekers of justice can you help us destroy as many demonic humans amidst us (especially from the Yoruba side) who just enjoy supporting full bloom evil just to stay relevant for us to enjoy our existence as Nigerians

Gandollaar:
If this man didn't become president when he did, he would have become a field member of ISIS by now

You have said it all the funny thing did not look any close being addressed as a governor let alone a president

emeijeh:
"....touch her and you will be touched "


Childish

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She married a grown up boy

Freakishly hilarious

This is very revealing

Sunday Ighoho Confirms He Can Command Gun From Air, Ready To Combat Killer Herdsmen In Yoruba
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Sunday Adeyemo, known to all as Sunday Ighoho says he is ready to confront killer herdsmen disturbing the peace of Yorubaland.

Ighoho stated this during a briefing with the BBC World Service on Monday.


He explained that if the elders and the king of Yoruba land are ready to sign a treaty, to help him and other Yoruba warriors to go against the herdsmen disturbing the security system, he is ready to go.

Chief Ighoho added that some elders are really benefitting from the security issue.

Ighoho further notes that many people do not know the action he took during the battle of Modakeke and Ife and how much he stayed with Governor Rashidi during the time of the government that they did not cheat him.


He boasted that the Fulani herdsmen tormenting the land do not have much power but if he and other people had the support of the Yoruba people and the ancestors, the ‘Fulani people cannot wait for them’.

He also confirmed that, in fact, some of them were saying that he could give command a gun out of the air, and not just a mouthful.

adadike:
fresh from ban my dear

Thank God you are back my Amazon

This is so hilarious

The mad movie is becoming real almost every day as each day hardly passes by without one irritating news trying to fight for space on the front pages of dailies. We wailed, we warned now we watch the unfolding drama.

MossadAgent:
Protip:

If you like a little punter now or then, always bet on draws on any Colombian fixture with a high draw odd.

Thank me later.

I got the whole gist now bro you are in the know

MossadAgent:
Pablo's famous lines were: "Gold or lead".

Meaning : you either take my money or have a bullet in the back of your head.

Most preferred his money offer.


That's how he became successful.

Dude was a phenomenon during his hey days and before he eventually quit this world. He was feared greatly. I wouldn't know if the late Colombian footballer that scored an own goal against Columbia (his team) at the 1994 World Cup Mundial was related to him.

Zikora1000:
Welcome my Tomakint. They banned Adadike my friend for saying the truth and calling for help against Fulani herdsmen robbing innocent passengers on the high way.

Are you serious that Adadike had been banned? I don't seem to understand how Nairaland works again

SillyMods:
Living from hands to mouth indeed!

Internet kids know everything about everyone. Childish thinking always

Next time use your brain kid and stop using abusive words on people you know nothing about.

PABLO ESCOBAR - "The world Most successful Criminal"
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Pablo Escobar is one man whose name can never be omitted in the history books of crime. Pablo Escobar, a Colombian drug lord, was a son of a farmer before he became the most successful criminal on earth.

During his days, he was responsible for about 80% of all cocaine purchased around the entire world, he made the substance reach places no one else could. He was the leader of Medellin Cartel and his drug empire was bigger than his country's government.

With a net worth of $30 billion, Escobar was the wealthiest man on earth during his time. On today's History Files, we sum up the life of Pablo Escobar with 10 facts about him.

1) In 1980's Escobar offered to pay off his country's total debt of 15 million dollars only if he would be given immunity. Colombian government, however, rejected the offer even though they needed it.

2) Escobar was responsible for the death of over 4,000 people which included a minister of justuce, more than 200 judges and more than 1,000 policemen.

3) He was also a philanthropist. He built stadiums, schools, hospitals and churches for the poor. Average Colombians loved him because of his charitable works and they nicknamed him 'Robin Hood'.

4) Escobar spent around $2,500 (N900,000) every month on rubber bands to hold all his money.

5) He encountered difficulties transporting loads of cash he made each day. To solve this problem, he bought Learjet to hold up to 100 million dollars. Because he couldn't store his cash in the bank, he lost 2.1 billion dollars each year due to rats eating it and water damage.

6) While his family was on the run, his daughter became hypothermatic, to keep his daughter warm, Escobar burned 2 million dollars

7) Escobar smuggled about 15 tons of cocaine per day by stashing the cocaine into old plane tires. Sometimes, he soaked cloths with liquid cocaine and extracted it later.

8 ) He paid around 500,000 dollars to pilots per day to transport his cocaine. At a point, he started smuggling with a remote-controlled submarine.

9) In 1991, Escobar offered to turn himself in to the authorities only if he would be allowed to build his own prison. The Colombian officials agreed and Escobar built a luxurious prison which he named 'The Cathedral'.

10) While serving jail term at 'his prison,' Escobar killed two of his fellow inmates and the prison officials decided to move him to another prison. He broke out of jail before he could be transfered in 1991.

He died 2 December 1993

Private Masseur

SillyMods:
You are indeed frustrated, Tomakint

You must have been living from hands to mouth hence your feelings about being frustrated my fulani herdsmen rustler

Gandollar:
... and each time I peered at that your siggy ehn, it sent goose bumps all over me.

You can say that again my dear friend, however, your signature is the gospel truth

Thank God for safety son. You shall be comforted provided you did not vote for this animal in power who had since denied and failed in all his promises to liberate Nigerians from the hands of killers and bad policies

VenusTechShop:
Most times you speak and write like a well trained terrorist. Nothing about you seems right. I am 100% certain you are not Yoruba like you claim to be. Am sure you are from one of these unknown tribes in Kaduna or North West.

Honestly speaking that damned soul appears truly frustrated out of life when you read his many infantile rantings here on serious issues. He will surely be a victim soon of his evil imaginations

Bolustical:
Would Sowore have called for a Revolution if he had won the election?

You can never be a real human being with this your irritating way of reason why are you Buharideens this diabolical like you are not suffering already under your god Buhari. Are you guys under a demonic spell to remain perpetually foolish?

Wonders shall never cease under this useless government of APC

Leah Sharibu: We are making contacts over those abducted by Boko Haram - Presidency 

3 hours ago 10832 views by  Eromosele Ebhomele - 

The Nigerian presidency says it is making urgent efforts to ensure the safe release of citizens abducted by the Boko Haram sect - Garba Shehu, a presidential spokesperson, says these efforts include the rescue of Leah Sharibu, one of the abducted Dapchi girls - The presidency explains that it is making contacts while the captors are being talked to over some Nigerians abducted by the sect The presidency, late Thursday, July 25, reacted to the trending Boko Haram video showing some abducted aid workers and in which it was claimed that Leah Sharibu, one of the abducted school girls from Borno state, had been killed. In a short statement, Garba Shehu, a spokesperson of President Muhammadu Buhari, said the presidency had been briefed concerning the video. 

 “The presidency has been briefed by the responsible government agency about the disturbing video showing our citizens, the humanitarian aid workers held captive. “Presidency has been given assurances that contact is being made and the captors are being talked to,” the statement said. It added that apart from the aid workers, this engagement also concerns Leah Sharibu, a religious leader and many others. 

The statement added that the discussions have been ongoing even before now stressing that what this latest incident has done is to bring urgency to the efforts that the secret service is making. “Government is making contacts, in the hope that the captors will see reason to not visit hardship or even harm on these innocent individuals,” the statement said. Legit.ng earlier reported that Governor Babagana Zulum of Borno, said recently that the state government would spend its last kobo to support the military and strengthen civilian Joint Task Force (JTF) and hunters, to eliminate terrorism. Zullum gave the promise when he received Chief of Army Staff, Lieutenant General Tukur Buratai, who visited him in Maiduguri. NAIJ.com (naija.ng) -> 


Read more: https://www.legit.ng/1251006-leah-sharibu-we-making-contacts-abducted-by-boko-haram-presidency.html

engineerboat:
Tomakint

Whole you are away from BMC MOD spokemans RedCard

Disaster Buhari move from cattle colony, to Grazing route, to submit your gun SS, SE, SW, to RUGA.

But Thoss thag saw the future will nto allowthat

My engineer you have said it all thanks for the update. We shall smile soon this I am too sure of.

valenu:
You are welcome back my Yoruba brother

laugh out loud at "my Yoruba brother"

Mahmud the APC Chieftain pretending to be neutral as INEC Chairman will not escape this

Zikora1000:
we love you too. You are a very truthful and loyal guy. If only they listened to your warnings in 2015

Thanks For the compliment lady Zikora. The truth is the truth anytime anyday

Firefire:
Next level Ruga go sweet

The main man himself I hope you are good sir. It's been a while oooo abi o RUGA go woundjure many of them tire

id911:
Tomakint, welcome back from your long ban bro!

Those of us against Buhari knew he has nothing to offer. The man was a failure from the day he was born and would always be a failure. If you doubt me, let him appear on a live TV program and be interviewed, let Nigerians ask him questions about his policies without the prepared materials he normally reads , then you would be ashamed of the kind of leader you have

Thanks my blood you have said it all and good to see that you are doing great and good.

Well scripted by this elderstatesman

I am known already with little or no introduction on this Esteemed Platform and truly when Nairaland was at its hottest through political debates and what have you with the likes of Onlytruth, Katsumoto, Dayokanu, Berem (now Beremx), Desola, ejine, Adadike, Babyosisi, Dede, Dede1, Naptu2, Ecoterror, GeneralScatter, GeneralIgrigri, Scatterboss, Ilugunboy, Gbawe, TonyeBarcanista, Engineerboat, Ngwuake, Andre_Uweh, Ngodigha   and many other gladiators too numerous to mention and even remember. We engaged back then in hot duels that would almost looked like somebody might die in the process - oh yes it was that tough and heated in momentum but somehow we were taken by passion for a Nigeria that will work for all and that we all can be proud of as Nigerians. Unfortunately, while some of us were hardcore realists, some were mere daydreamers with their flawed analyses on political discourse. 

Shortly after the 2015 Presidential elections, we the GEJites or Jonathanians came under heavy attacks from the camps of the Buharists that Jonathan messed up the polity and it is only a Buhari Presidency that can fix the rot. The Jonathanians maintained that there was actually no rot of the magnitude the Buharists and APC were trying to paint but only propaganda by the Buharists just to get a power grab. It was in the middle of this online squabbles especially 2 months after Jonathan's loss in early May, 2015 that I coined my signature because I twas too sure that Buhari will be a disaster to our Country. Judging from what that had took place in the last 4 years and even now under Buhari, It is crystal clear that I saw the future today. My signature since that month of May, 2015 reads; "Goodluck Ebele Jonathan remains a HERO in the politicosphere of Nigeria and beyond. History will surely REMEMBER him for GOOD ! Buhari may end up being, 'the proverbial Hossana to the King and later on Crucify him' this is the story of Nigerian Politics"   looking at this signature you need no interpreter to tell you that what I saw and some of us (GEJites) saw about Buhari and his deens (Buharideens) have all been coming to pass right before our very eyes. May Nigeria survives this disaster called Buhari. 


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Zikora1000:
Trust a Yoruba man at your own peril. He is just angry, very soon ,his anger will subside and he will go back to licking Buhari's Yansh. You see in this Nairaland, the only Yoruba guy that has proven his loyalty times and times again is Tomakint that I sometimes wonder if he have igbo blood flowing in his veins.

You just brought me back after an unjust 8 month ban and my stand to stay off Nairaland. What I said back then I still stand on it, I am a Yoruba man with deep love for my Igbo brethren,

id911:
You know, sometimes when I or some of us say something about the polity, some mischievous elements would like to ignorantly start abusing someone. In the case of the last election, INEC initially claimed they had no server but later said they have servers but they didn't make use of it which the court noted. People are arguing Electronic Transmission of results and ultimately anything electronic as it relates to elections is unconstitutional but they refuse to also accept that Electoral Act gives INEC power to determine how the elections should be conducted. Is Smart Card Reader a Mechanical equipment? Why did INEC use it for accreditation and the results emanating from it becomes valied? If you use an electronic equipment to accredit voters and directed that those who were not able to be accredited through that means shouldn't be allowed to vote but turnaround to say E-collation is unconstitutional that means the whole process is invalid. Again, why did the Electoral Umpire trained it staff members and Ad-hoc Staff on E-collation prior to the elections?

Atiku is asking for Forensic experts to exermine the servers which the Tribunal ridiculously refused to grant him access so, that issue is now at the Supreme Court. Meanwhile, the issue of server is only one ground and there are other grounds which Atiku is hinging on to validate his mandate.

Atiku and Buhari's case is very dicey and I wouldn't want to pre-emt the decision of the court

You are the real deal bro I really appreciate your perspicuous analyses on this case.

I miss Ife.
I miss her.
I miss OAU.
I miss the risky burgers, those we buy at b1 am.
I miss the events at SUB car park when UBA, Close-up, Nescafé or some other brand comes around.
I miss the shows at Amphitheatre where tickets can't be sold for more than N300 else no student will show up... I mean all students will show up, and after 2 hours the organisers will have to let em in for FREE!
I miss the Project Plays at Pit Theatre, that start at exactly 7:00:00 pm.
I miss the 2 hour prayer walks at 4 am along Road 1.
I miss the bats that litter the sky like errant warplanes, and the ones that stained our clothes with shit
I miss the nights cos OAU doesn't sleep, one of or probably the only school in Nigeria where you can walk at anytime of the day without fear of been molested.
I miss the brother and sister kneeling and holding hands at Football training pitch, perhaps asking God if 'IT' is His will.
I miss the 'aro' of Awo... sister, brother wa o... sister, you're ALMOST beautiful.
I miss the sirens of megaphones with verbose unionists coming to announce either an impending fight with management or a fight that has just been settled.
I miss the treks to Spider .
I miss the early morning preachers : Jesus Christ is coming again! How can you have a girlfriend and you want to go to heaven?
I miss the burteries that never have change.
I miss the late night readings at Ajose and Law.
I miss the 4-hour 12am walks and talks with SOMEONE.
I miss MOZ 101, SPORTS 202, MOREMI 303, MOREMI 404, MOREMI 505. I have the certificate to show for it. I miss seeing 2 become 1 at motion ground, Sports Main bowl and Philosophy foyer.
I miss the speeches that go: The voice you're hearing is the voice of kini kan kini kan... Permit me to step aside by saying Aluta Continua, Victoria... Is my girlfriend.
I miss the ladies I RAN away from cos I didn't want to DO.
I miss the ladies that said NO to me cos they didn't want.
I miss the daily Muslim call to prayers. The way those guys sing the call, they can win The Voice Nigeria.
I miss INTECU!
I miss going to New Buka to watch football matches.
I miss Tola at central market. She always sells to me at cheaper rates and she's friendly, So the other day I bought her Hollandia milk and fish roll..........that is all you can know.
I miss the waitress at Forks who always adds extra meat for me and buys me Coke if she's on duty.
I miss the ideological arguments in front of Ken Saro Wiwa SUB.
I miss Maintenance, and it's slay queens
I miss the long queues at FORKS.
I miss the fresh raw oxygen from under the trees close to Oduduwa Hall.
I miss walking around campus with no destination, but just to revel in the thrill of being alive.
I miss Everything... I miss the parading of thieves, I miss Jingo's Philosophy classes, I miss town gboro, I miss Ujcm Choir, I miss Ujcm new beginning and Missions, I miss induction, inaugural lecture, matriculation and convocation RICE.........
I miss my golden Football team mates, the ones that we won the gold medal in 2014 together.
I miss Ife.
I miss her.
I miss OAU.
But most importantly, I miss the friends I made. Some for just 1 semester, some for 2 sessions, some till just as we left school, others we'll be friends for life. But they all count. I miss the memories. They're the substance. They're what make me smile when I remember these friends. At times I feel teary too. Some, I may never see again in life. Some I'll see in 5, 10, 20 years? Who knows...
But I miss our times together... This is to YOU. I miss everything about OAU.
If u didn't graduate from OAU... walahi Na lesson u go.
#GREATIFE #OAU

ChristianNorth:
We have gone past Osun, we are focused squarely on retrieving Atiku's stolen mandate.

Adeleke will win.

APC Court of Nigeria despite admitting that INEC went beyond their powers and constitutional mandate in certain dealings at the Osun election erroneously granted the appeal of APC on one of the grounds that the the justice that read the lead judgment was absently during the course of the proceedings.

The APC justices forgot that the Tribunal is a superior court of records. I wonder what court of records means to them.

It is a done deal these robbers called APC and INEC just shot themselves at the feet.