₦airaland Forum

eggheaders: oloriburuku ikeji olofo. if I start my slaying exercise on your irandiran now you will be running to the mods for help. may obatala strike your household. ofo lo omisanowo shey wa so ofo danu ni. omo ri odo o ki ri di joko iwo ati gbogbo idile re lo ni iri idi joko. ogun lo mi le Fe eje we sango yio fi eje re we lose yi. oya come back let me load you and your household with more epe kabitikabiti koma ye iwo ati awon didirin ti e ko ra yin kiri.

Omo ti o ni Baba (Original Orphan)

ilugunboy: Ija ke ? lae lae. ontop wetin?

Ok mo gba e gbo

..you gotta live and learn






Moral of OJB's Story: Lessen your cigarette smoking and alcohol intake and if possible within you, try to Abstain totally from this killing habit!

OJB, I wish you soonest recovery and a successful operation because I believed within me that, YOU SHALL NOT DIE!

dozzybaba: Sunny bobo,Choi na my scratched face punching bag(egghead,raphead) you scatter like this?. Oya repair 'it' sharp-sharp

Dozzy, that boy no dey hear word until he is finally taken to the cleaners! I maintained he is not going to be the first Orphan and by the Grace of God he won't be the last, let's mess with him and educate him on how to be civil

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]You have a thing for eggheaders I can tell.

I hope you're actually an Nwanyi instead of an Nwoke. 14yrs....remember that[/quote]let this be the last time you'll be dogging me around Ekiti kete, I no dey follow u play ooo, go look out for your playmates out there or you want me to call out Shymexx for you? Ya ra e brain oooo

[quote author=Sunny_bobo]Dude, thought I told you sometime ago that I'm an employer of labour? As I type now, some Yoruba boys are offloading my containers at Coker and some Yoruba women alabarus are supplying goods to my customers from my parking stores along Iga Idungaran, Idumota while I'm chilling somewhere coordinating things via d power of the Internet sipping gin and juice.

Shine my shoe Aboki![/quote]Buuhahhahhaaaaa Abeg Sunny Bobo no kill your guy here with too much laugh, men, I am choking! Trust me that nincompoop is jobless he needs serious help, please help a soul don't let that boy die in penury trust me "airhead" will do anything for money, I know his type just say "airhead, shine my shoe"

[quote author=Rhino.5dm]Lady of rage, the attention seeking faggöt is here again. [/quote]Son, give not your strength to women especially strange ones for that matter! I feel bad to see you call yourself a MAN when all you do is lickpussying and e-lying all around here I wish you safe journey in your "dirty job" as usual!

barcanista: you have a point boss... Greetings

Respect! How you dey?

Buuhahhhhhahhaaaaa where is DonChris999? he must say something

ilugunboy: Go ahead ..suit yourself, gather your kids and your grand kids around the table and tell them all you wish to tell them..keep sowing the hatred..while others are moving on and leaving the sad memories behind..forging new alliances..partnership and friendship...however don't forget that for every 'fact' you tell your kids...others on the other side of the divide will tell their kids their own version of the 'fact'.

It's and unending cycle that is mutually destructive..

Ko ti toja now man yii

Rest in PEACE the real ENIGMA!

barcanista: 25k? My friend Shut up, who ask you? Na so everybody go de form one thing one thing for nl. abeg go swallow stone jor.

That "West African GOAT" na 'Consultant' for Shell, Exxon-Mobil and other multinationals unfortunately he is a chronic patient of Acute Flatulence Disorder (AFD)!

[quote author=Sunny_bobo]This is what you get when contraceptives fail.[/quote]Sunny bobo, preach on bro and don't forget the "Ok Airhead" or "Orphan" thing! You too much jare, educate the MUMU

dozzybaba: @ilugunboy, The Americans till today are not proud of what they did to the japs, The Germans have built memorabilias and teach their childen about the evil the committed against the jews. Maybe you can start from there...stop downplaying the genocide. When you and your Co-travellers taunt the Igbos what do you really hope to achieve...to delete the Biafran memory?. Mr man be the change you want us be..maybe we'll follow suit.

You have said it all to my FRIEND whom I believe henceforth is a changed man! Thanks

igbo boy: Na wa o...so you are married and yet you spew childish lines on NL daily... Ka CHineke me eziokwu....chai..

You sef see am, wonders shall never cease on Nairaland! If you think that VULCANIZER is married then General Sanni Abacha is alive in Kano! This is the reason I pity the kid, who will come online to lie, lie and lie about his status while dogging Billyonaire, tomakint, and other nairalanders around up to facebook page, do you think any rea

What I can see from left to right;
Father Christmas a.k.a Baba no regret (on the death of Chief M.K.O Abiola in his custody), Baba jeje (he feared bullet more than Allah), The deadly Cobra a.k.a Evil Genius (he plunged Nigeria into deeper Economic mess), Baba legba a.k.a Obj (a pretender to the throne who always form bravery), Jonathan a.k.a GEJ (the man of the moment), The Chameleon a.k.a Jack (he made sure 2 million innocent ones were wiped off the face of the earth during the Nigerian-Biafran Civil war), The man with the long cap (anything goes during his time) and Boko Hari ( a bloody hypocrite who is too tribalistic and sadistic to rule)!

Moral of my submission: The worst of us (minus Jonathan) are the ones ruling us since Independence!

texaco1: i just dey oo,just lying low and waiting to see how things unfold.

Ride on bro, you are destined for the top and you are already there

texaco1: thank u,i never knew this is how nigerian women reason and think

That is the FACT they always love to fight! Me I no send, I go paint the truth with its true colour and that is WHITE! How you dey bruv?

Abu Mikey: Tell that To the Birds!!

You are number 1 on the list of birds I am talking to

This is good news worthy of commendation

Freiburger: Trash, What has insecurity got to do with my inner pride? As long as my wife isn't a pop star, jumping up and start dancing with a figure like Dbanj in my presence in absolutely forbidden. Insecurity any asss. bulllshite

Trust me most Nigerian Ladies are confused entities! They don't really know what they want

Kennedyiheme: u are a goat, if we not because of us, abi na cow go pay the money for shw

E be like say you sabi this slowpoke too much, a certified GOAT indeed!

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]Why are you always quoting him?

Haba!! Kilode?

Kedu? Him steal your nwayi ni?[/quote]Are you his female puppy?

iamdsam: 25 kobo or 25 thousand Na wah o

You dey mind the clown Nairaland sef na wa too many foolish clowns

[quote author=Rhino.5dm]Getting tired? Who forced her to attend the show in the first place? I think you need a brain surgery. For some reasons she decided not to dance and you are here chatting nonsense.


Personally, I won't dance too cos I'm very very shy. There was an event like this that I paid 25k to avoid dancing in public.[/quote]See this immature ninja turtle again spewing his usual lies! Opuro oshi

payless: Oma Ale! I heard your dadd.y is actually an Onitsha man. Stop parading yourself as an Ondo boy. Go and look for your dadd.y.

You see what I just said, you just corroborated Sunny_bobo's assertions about you! Your case is beyond redemption bloody and shameless hypocrite

payless: You are a very sick fellow who needs spiritual cleansing. How could a sane person have fun with that type of divisive thread?

Everybody dey talk, this bloody hypocrite sef dey vibrate SMH4U!

[quote author=Sunny_bobo]Na wa o! sincere_9gerian, so na you interrupt our fun.[/quote]Lik say u dey read my mind! I was just catching my fun

This is a good move! We shall all get there as a people! Jonathan is the best thing that had happened to this country since Independence.