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Danyyyyyyyyyyy:
Its those shoes for me , comman dash me , happy belated birthday

Lol... The shoe self tire me

Lamanii22:
Awwwwn happy birthday hun... You're blessed in jesus'name... The Lord will move you from glory to glory... You will not die untimely... Whatever you desire, the Lord will give it into you... Have a fabulous one

Amen, thanks hun

BirtherOfKings:
Happy birthday, may God lead u aright this year and give u divine wisdom amen

Amen dear. God bless you too

okoroemeka:
I know many ladies will love this picture,it is macho and dripping of confidence,the back ground of a huge earthmover makes a silent statement on how the op can move,shake and rattle his female admirers,but anyway happy birthday, bro

Lol... Thanks bro.

All this observation in one pic?
Once again, thanks dear.

Nemesis0147:
Happy birthday ezigbo onye obodo

One nkem, may God bless you brotherly

debbydams:
Happy birthday dear ...

Thanks dear

Abeg no mind the subject, today na my birthday. Show your guy some love.

LadyRosa:
_penis?
The most unscarce commodity.
No be today bros.
I no like guys wey be like crayfish.

Gosh! Lol...

You just finished me.

So na male dick be tue most available commodity? Jeez!
Who do guys this thin.

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This ain't funny and should be taking seriously. It has a lot of psychological effects on the person hearing such noise.

We are earthlings for goodness sake, our body always overcome our spirit to resist, especially in some state on mind and environment.

I've heard a girl tell me how much she masturbate on her neighbours moaning girlfriend, she told me she hates it but can't help herself. Now imagine a guy.

Op talk to her!

Tell her exactly how you feel when she's on the act... If you have the mind tell her you feel horrnnyy at times, she will be shy next time and lower her voice. But if she continues after you tell her this then know she just want you to fvck her.

The game is left for you.

Jaluumi:
I guess you’re a baby because Yorubas already went through that phase with Abacha and Babangida. We can even go back to the 60s with Agbekoya and Operation Wettie.

Fulanis just know Yoruba madness is different from Ibo madness. And shooting peaceful Yoruba protesters would be the end of Booohari. When Yorubas get mad, no be here o. Ibos on the other hand are like cows that can be killed with no repercussions apart from wailing.

Nawaoo... in as much as support this rally. that comments on the Igbos was really uncalled for. Take is easy bro.

PAWG:
What am I doing in this country


If you’re okay with the humiliation meted on those two, you need your head examined.

Even if my wife were to cheat on me, I won’t allow her to be treated this way. WTF

This is pure intimidation. The only reason they’re both cooperative is because they’re scared of being beaten up by the mob.

And they are poor, can they try this with very rich man fvcking a married woman in a hotel or in the comfort oh his house?

I don't condole adultery but this act of humiliation is barbaric.

hustlertothecor:
Keep following thread,I can't help everyone,just few,and you must rugged

Omo... I rugged die!

I dey follow

hustlertothecor:
The money plenty gan ni o,I see alert fear catch me I swear.

Abeg Op send me the link na.

What shall it profit a man to have 2 kidney and yet die of poverty.

Abeg the link, Las Las na 1 thing go still kill a man.

The girl be like say na plumber she dey do.

Plus... She no use lubrication.

A girl once gave me a Mouth Gig with TomTom sweet in her mouth and later did a very aggressive hand job.

Na so my dick swell. I thought I have contracted some kind of decease oo.

Lol... Op calm down, it will all stop and your dick will go back to normal.

HenryDion:
MOUAU nah my school ooh... Entered 2015, service should be this year, but going to postponed to next year due to the business I'm establishing.

None of my family have a receding hairline....

which business are you establishing? queue me in I dey back of admin.

HenryDion:
I went out running today, and I said lemme take a picture. All I saw was my hideous and recessed hairline, but I'm only 26 years old.

What do I do?

why are you in my school gym, and why have I not seen you before?

well, may be you only came to snap pic, cause it's obvious you are not gym member.

as for the hairlines, forget it, it's hereditary. just stop calving after barb.

Kondomatic:
So sad.


May her soul rest in peace.



I just have this feeling that the real reason Odumuje refused to forgive this lady was because forgiving her means he would have to heal her and we both know that he doesn't have such powers. Ada's sickness was real and not imaginary so Odum bailed out instead.

It's better to be called wicked person than a fake prophet.

Sense full your head

Oyiboman69:
in as much as my reasons are align with yours...I see no reason why we cannot look into how the economy has also affected them. from the materials for production to the bitten effects in the rising of other goods which they also buy as humans, the cost of maintaining equipments and everything. don't forget that the price has been like this for a long time now without any increase. I'll suggest that if anyone can look for any alternative to reduce its consumption,he should do so and not only the issue of water,other things also apply. Do not condemn their actions in totality, times are hard....

I understand and also appreciate your opinion.

Things are really hard indeed, but to be frank, there are things which should never increase if not our naira note will be affected, take for instance our 10 naira note; pure water and a TomTom sweet are basically what this note can get right now, the 5 naira note is gone down the drain.


Pure water is the only thing that outsells recharge card, infact, it's one of the most sold everyday commodity in the country because of its t cheap price, not everyone can afford bottled water.

When did you eat 'gala' snack last? Have you noticed the quantity has decreased just so to keep it selling at 50naira? These are the kind of strategy some marketers bring in and believe you me, people still buy gala and ablivious of this.

If everything keep increasing cause we are having a hard time then before 2023 we will run out of all our lower naira notes!

Imagine not being able to get things with 20 naira note again, and it will happen if something is not done drastically!

blastac:
Uncle calm down... It's not retailers and store owners that are fixing the price... I know a retailer who buys pure water @ 130 from the company and sells at 150. The manufacturers sells to them at a costly price so they have to also increase the price they give to consumers so as to get their required profit.

We are still saying same thing bro.

Now imagine the retailers refusing to by pure water from the manufacturers cause of high prices for a week. Now imagine 20 retailers doing same rejection. The manufacturers will run out customers! and you know what that mean, when your products are not being shipped cause of 50naira increase?

Like I said before, I don't actually know who to blame, but all in all, we the final consumers shouldn't be forced to pay this price!

I was told the increase was because naija government tax them a lot. So we the final consumer has to pay the price. Nigeria will never better. I've stopped drinking pure water for past 2 weeks now sha.

the problem is we still buy whatever that increases over night and for the fact we patronise this product regardless of how mush is sells, other things will still increase!

Retailers will always want to make more gains! pure water has an expiration date, if we could swallow our pride and source for other ways of drinking water without paying 20naira for 2 months believe me they will all rethink this shit by the time 20bags of pure water lie in your shop for 2 weeks without selling one bag, they will reconsider. But no, naija will always buy.


I started to boil water and fill in a gallon for drinking, (which is even healthier) and my friend started laughing and calling me names, that I should just add the money and buy it instead of this, I gave him the lesson if his life! believe me if pure water is sold 100naira a sachet I can still afford to buy! But does is make it right?


MTN had issues with banks last month and immediately MTN card was sold 110naira, I can bet my ass, retailers are still selling MTN card that price till date!

sometimes I hardly know who to blame,the retailers or producers or the government.

What's the story behind the extortion. I know our police are crooks, but we need to hear the full story.

Onyeka90210:
Phone that zenith bank easy bank app does not work , most app that requires google play does not work, There is a work around it, but only someone with tweaking experience can follow the method, SLOT tricked my friend into buying that garbage they are looking to dispose, he does not know much about phones, and decided to go and ask SLOT people for good phones to buy, behold, they gave him one useless huawei of 120k and then installed apk pure for him to download apps, you can download apps, but it won't work on the phone if it requires GPlayS, My friend now has to be carrying about two android phones, because one is useless, can't even use Gmail app for emails,
Huawei phones are not recommend, until they reunite with google, Trump made that phone useless, What is an Android phone without google, just rubbish

The issue was Google monopolizing Android; Android is an open source OS just like Linux, untill Google came. Anyone could make their own Android phone, build there own app libraries and repository, but No! Since Google have control over the OS, they made it hard, and the supposed Open source, useless without them. That's wickedness!

Making stuffs up to scare people into salvation is a sin on its own.

What did the Bible really say about the dead?

I guess I'll go with what the Bible say.

I knew it wasn't in Nigeria

MIRACOOD1:
I need 50k

Is that why you hid your face on your profile?

Mariangeles:
We are Africans. Let us be honest with ourselves.

A man going alone to visit his would-be mother in-law empty handed is a red flag. Something to worry about.
What was the purpose of the visit?
Even as a female, it is still wrong to go visit the mother of the man you're going to marry empty handed.

Tufia!

I give up on this generation!

This is Africa my foot!

You people have made everything transactional in this country to the extent, LOVE, Respect, even something as priceless as a time spent with a loved one has zero value as long as no tangeble financial material was involve.

I blame the simp of a guy that has no job, its obvious the girl involved is physically beautiful and in her prime,(why won't the hungry mom feel entitled to whatever fucck the guy should bring) imagine if the siad girl was in her 30s and desperate.

I give up!

orgylover:
afganistan, 3m that u can use to legally or illegally make 100k daily na im this one wan use go china. nigerian youths too mumu

How can you use 3m to make 100k daily, I'm very interested in knowing please. Me too like naija as long as the money dey flow.

I can travel for vacation and tourist.

tsdarkside:
you dont need to think that far....take that thing that black women put on their heads for example....

those things are very expensive....

and when a black person would produce it for them,they will not buy it....they rather buy foreighn....

soo,i just laugh when they complain how others are doing better than them....

Forget that thing bro, Nigerian traders are very manipulative, you try to patronise made in Nigeria product and see how costly they are compared to foreign ones. Just look at rice and other products the government closed border for!

We see every opportunity as an avenue to get rich over night where by causing future chaos on ourselves. I use to be a die hard made in Nigerian product until I started seeing the evil and hardship it brings to the masses.

We are too greedy to be left alone! forget government! We are the cause of our own downfall, just imagine we use to have 2 women who fry 'akara'; for some days one of the women fell ill, the remaining one automatically increased her "'akara'" price overnight while decreasing the quantity! She will tell you "if you no wan buy you leave"!!


I swear at some point I wish i wasn't born a Nigerian!

bobokeshington:
LOOK HOW MUMUISH KANU IS SIMPING ALREADY... THE EARLIER HE ACCEPTS THE FACT THAT HIS WIFE IS NOT LOYAL THE BETTER FOR HIM...

Why didn't Osaze show us the chat where she was wooing him, instead of to come tell us she did. The conversation between them would have been more proven to the fact.

Romanoff:
Speak for yours.

Lol, it's obvious, but I meant no offense though.

Give an average naija woman a stress relieve to be in good shape and she ends up using the opportunity as luxury to add more weight

How many of the married women with house help are slim or fit physically?

Dont bother answering that please. Have a nice day.

Nigerians play smart on today to profit,while tomorrow dooms us all on the consiquencies of yesterday's smartness

We'll all shout bad government when it's starts. I dey here dey wait.