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ChizzyBuna:
If you take any relationship advice from a WOMAN.

YOU ARE A BIG BIGGER FOOOOOL

Women are known to give the WORST dating advice since the garden of Eden.
Adam was the first mumu simp that took Eves advice to eat apple.
We are suffering now because Mumu Adam took Eves advice

That is how a woman seriously adviced me that if I want to have SEX daily.
I should get Married
Can you imagine such stupidity

Let's not talk of the horrible dating advice women give their fellow women

ONLY A BIG FOOL
TAKES RELATIONSHIP ADVICE FROM WOMEN

If you ask an average woman who a "Real Man" is, she will list everything that's favourble to her but has zero benefit to the man.

Let me not even start listing them, a woman can give sound financial advise we'll thoughtout plans for growth, but you see relationship advice? Don't listen to them.

A human with a tendency or chronic dynamic mode swing can't make a decisions you can firmly grab on.

No be for social media a woman came crying that her female friends who adviced her to leave her husband that men are scum, only for them to all get married the next year while she's single and Lonely?

Their problem started after introducing the "your first call of the day must be charge from your main account, before your bonus account"

Lots of people were on Better Talk cause of how cheap it was amongst the rest. We payback our dept while we use the bonus to make emergency calls.

How can one recharge 1k, but because he or she owes extra 5h, they won't make call?

Naija are very economical, they will rather recharge a line they can make calls immediately with, guess what, Airtel and Glo will give you bonus for calls on each recharge while taking the money recharged to pay off your dept.

I told a friend when the policy started, that MTN will lose customers or more so, have low patronage because of it.

It's been over 1 year I recharged my MTN line, even though it's my main line.

A line that I always recharge twice daily had gone 1 full year with no airtime. If that is not them losing a customer, then what?

I've hardly gone anywhere without Airtel having stronger or equal network strength to that of MTN, so they became my favorite network.

I spend more than 10k weekly on the line. That's the lose MTN with their over restrictionsal policy made.

Proudman1:
see wailing na.

My offer still stand.

If you are totally convinced that I don't have a portfolio why not disgrace me for everyone to see?

Put 50k down. If I can't provide convincing evidence of my work, you win.

If I can, I get the money.

Na just simple stuff. No dey cry like ashawo wey dem no pay

So you can scam me of 50k just like you go about scamming people there hard earn 15k while you post fake testimonials?

I've met your type bro.

Thank God you are being countered by lots of genuine developers in your useless advert thread you created, let's see who takes you seriously.

Thief. 😂

Don't worry, I'll show everyone how fake you are. Shey you dey build site 15k abi?

Just wait...

Proudman1:
and after then?

Since you're so convinced that I'm lying and don't have a portfolio, How about this, drop 50k

I'll send my portfolio and then get the money? And if I don't send any convincing evidence you get to keep your money.

At least put your money where you want your mouth to be.

Mu. mu

Lol... Fake asss lazy nigga. You think it's to use ChatGpt to conjure up HTML and CSS?

When you go to school and study computer science, pay fees and study hard, earn a certificate then come out here and build a site 15k.

You ain't shit, you can't solve the simplest data structure and algorithm without the help of IA, you think by entering YouTube and follow blindly others' hard work for 2 days because you have a laptop; that makes you a Web Developer?

You scamming little shitt!

You build a site for 15k but can't explain how, in a world were domain alone is above that price.

I pity who takes you seriously and give you a job.

Proudman1:
why all these explanations?

I have been building websites for my clients and they are all happy. why una come dey shalaye for wetin no concern una?

You bill your client 100k i bill mine 15k. they are happy, you are happy, i am happy.

I dont attack you but you are here attacking me? what's your point exactly?

You ain't building shit bro, drop your portfolio let's see the site you built 15k.

jmoore:
15k for website? Una don downgrade that stuff with underpricing.

How much be hosting price and domain name sef?

With the epileptic power supply, I go buy petrol for 700 naira per liter, come dey charge 15k. Na akara business?

You dey try oh!

I've switched to mobile app development cause of them.

Hosting alone is over 35k naira, no domain yet oo.

These guys think it's by building landing page. When you build a web app like I do with, you'll understand why.

Imagine 15k, how? Even if you are hosting in free platform, what about domain. Or na only . com.ng you they buy?

KosiGee:
Nwanne gbanyuo oku. Why did you emphasise being Igbo.

Miss resilient specified that she didn’t want Igbo or Yoruba.

This babe has no photo and yet lots of men from Sierra Leone, Liberia, Ghana and Nigerians are interested.

Broda, stay away. Umunwanyi Julu na south east.

Lol, I emphasized on that cause she's already generalized her disinterest on them. Not because I'm interested in her. I'm getting married this year

TooResilient:
I'd like to procreate, to have children to pass on my knowledge and my wealth and to have them within the confines of a blessed marriage.😎

In my 33 right now, hoping to settle this year.

I love matured women, dated mostly above 26yrs old women all my life.

I love the fact you acknowledged the procreational responsibility. But the problem is, lots of Nigeria men are intimidated by ambitious women. We believe ambitious women are not submissive and also, they are controlling.

Like the above adviced, unless you know you'll be a good wife, I also advise you get babies without the headache and complexity of a husband.

I'm an Igbo man.

Wish you all the best in your search

BscHolder:
why una think say gays plenty for prison?

Because they are reprobates and commit crimes alot

Balablue64:
They sell it 500 per bottle ask all those aboki selling herbal stuffs and spices in your area like ginger, garlic, thyme, dry zobo leaves

Thanks, but how potent is it

Balablue64:
The high rise of burantashi and other sexual enhancing drugs have truly left its effects on our girls, me whenever i take burantashi and action bitters even olosho with wide pussy will be yelling.
Angry dick always never leave the pussy d way it found it.

What's burantashi and where can one get it?

DeltaBachelor:
I swear babe. I can't wait for my rent to be due so that I leave this wicked environment. The energy and vibes is very negative. The funny thing is they all claim to be " christain" and church-goers. I won't belittle any tribe or religion but I stayed a bit in the North and there are things an hausa man wouldn't do. They are their neighbour's keeper. Over here, it is just unhealthy competition and unnecessary rivalry

I observed this behavior amongst Christians often.

And they extreme church goers with lots of Christian post all day.

Abbeytoy:
Both El-Rufai and Kwankazo are bigger than Obi politically and none of them will deputies him, which will make things hard for Obi.

Even Obi knew this and will not want to contest with them in same party primary...

The only place Obi can win a party ticket is if given for free like LP did.

As weak as LP party is, Obi can't win Anyone on direct primary there...

I still maintain my old stands that If another neutral party is formed, and place Obi and madam peace Ebele Jonathan to contest the ticket, that woman will floor Obi. I am talking about local politics.

Obi might be a good person, but he's a weak politician

Just shut up abeg, yeh yeh yeh yeh...

Kwankwaso is bigger than Obi. Just imagine the nonsense you are spewing.

You think it's by being a northerner and using amajiri and illiterates to rig election is what is called being big?

If any those useless men you mentioned above had moved to LP like Obi did, you think they'll gornner the kind of popularity Obi got?

Just dey yenh dust because of your hatred.

No wonder 🤔🤔

eepeepook:
After one week, they’ll be back to hunger. Black man only dey reason him belle. Nothing else. Not my problem. At least my salaries aren’t affected by any incompetence of the government.

Abeg run am for me too, I seriously hate complaining or worry about the government policies.

I seriously want it to stop bothering me.

Anobella:
I HAVE HEARD SO MANY STORIES OF PEOPLE WHO WERE ABLE TO DEFEAT MASTURBATION . I AM A CHRONIC ADDICT AND IT SADENS ME WHENEVER I REMBER THAT I CANT GO A WEEK WITHOUT IT. THE PROBLEM NOW IS I HAVE BEEN SINGLE FOR LONG 10YRS NOW THAT I HAD A GIRLFRIEND EVEN AFTER D DO I STILL FIND A WAY TO PLEASE MYSELF BY MYSELF . I THINK I NEED A THERAPIST GUYS HOW DO YOU GUYS GO ABOUT IT. I AM NOT AN IDLE PERSON I AM ALWAYS BUSY BUT I STILL FIND MYSELF CREATING TIME FOR D DO. I FEEL PAINS AROUND MY BODY SOMETIMES AFTER THIS ACT BUT I STILL DO IT. I AM EVEN SCARED I MIGHT DIE SOON . I THINK I NED A THERAPIST OR SOMETHING . HOW DO YOU GUYS STOP THIS BAD ACT PLS I NEED ADVICE.
I DONT CONSUME PORN ANYMORE BUT IT LEAVES RENT FREE IN MY HEAD

The problem here is not masturbation but rather your mindset.

An average male produces over 1500 sperm cells each second. (Imagine that for a minute)

Your biological need as a male will always kick in, you can't shy away from it. You are demonizing it and, it's like someone who's addicted to sleeping alot. Do you know how hard you'll try to avoid sleeping for 48 hours?

Like I said, you mindset is the problem.

The first way to stop any addiction is to ask yourself, or come to self realization to know the effect of the addiction in YOU.

The only effect I know is TEMPORAL erectile dysfunction, but this can be cured by just avoiding ejaculation for 1/2 weeks.
Let me just give you a tip on how to manage it.

Masturbate twice a week, and mean just twice.
Do it on Wednesday, hold yourself till maybe Sunday. Just make sure you have 2 to 3 days gap.

During this days you want to masturbate, always enjoy it, feel as if you are rewarding yourself for the days you abstained from it. During that last hours of your "Do" day, make sure you empty all your balls.

Wake up the next morning, go do your regular activities knowing you have till another 2 or 3 days to have that enjoyment again. STOP DEMONIZING IT!!!

The first week might be rough and hard, but you will get there gradually. Avoid pornography during your "NO" day to avoid stimulation of any kind. You can always go back to stuff that sexually stimulated you during your "Do" day and self-service off!!! 😎

I don't want to bore you more with writeups, send me a mail let me help you. There is absolutely nothing wrong with you.

oluwaseyi0:
More like who sacrificed the most loose the most because we men are also huge on cheating

The nairaland ashawo thread has loads of married men dropping one away match sexcapade or the other, night clubs are also full of married men

I really don't understand your point here, and you seriously sound like a feminist.

AL1ENWARE:
Bro thanks for understanding, what would you do next in this situation?

Sorry, I went to the site and read the description of the outcome and saw that you lost the game.

The NO only applied to the HOME.

Check the page 3 of this thread, you'll see there someone posted it.

do4luv14:
Sorry bro, he lost on both options,

First home to win he picked no==== Lost

secondly he picked U2.5 =≠=====Lost

I'd it had been over2. 5, he could had won, but it's Under

so the ticket is lost, cos 4goals were scored

You are missing the point, he stated the inverse of the out come!

NO

Home to win = NO, he lost
Under2. 5 = NO, meaning must be over2.5 to win, and he won.

AyobamiOluwole:
Thank you very much. This is why I like Nairaland. Honest opinions is what you get here. I must admit I felt very foolish after doing that. Now I see it that I've lost her for life. And that she will have the impression that I don't value her life or her for sending her outside at that time. Damn. I have done many bad things out of anger. I really regret this.

Chai... Manipulated man

From all your story an can only deduce one thing, you ain't attractive and you are as weak as fvck.

You blaming your anger over your weakness as a man?

Just admit you are in love with the bitchh, if not, why all the fuse here, and WTF is cuddling a girl all night just because you lost money? But deep down you ultimately want sex?

Gosh! Like, tell the bitchh you want to fvck her, you are horrnny as a normal healthy male should. You've been good to her, if she has any love and respect for you she will agree or decline.

If she declined fine, at least you're man enough to voice out your needs than the childish manipulational act of cuddling bullshit!

See I can go on and on how you've been manipulated but I'll stop here.

Shey now you feel guilty right?

You've been giving her financial aids and likes of it. But all of sudden you feel guilty for wanting something and got rejected like a loser? That's how this bitchess play. 😂

Ourtruth247:
For over 5 years I've been posting on this forum. Everything I've been doing has been selfless. I've never received a dime for it. Every thread I created took me days to compile and I put in effort, time and dedication to it.

The goal has always been to spread the truth.

But this forum has made it difficult for me.

A year ago I couldn't log into my original account. So I had to create a new one. That one was banned by the anti spam bot and in order to continue posting on the thread and replying questions, and I had to create two more which were also banned.

This current account somehow survived antispam bot bans until yesterday when I tried to create a thread that I considered one of my most important threads.

When I tried to post the first photo along with some information, I was immediately banned by the antispam bot and my post was deleted. I didn't break any rule and I didn't post any links.

Normally an antispam bot ban lasts one hour for all of Nairaland and twenty four hours for the section you got banned in. However I checked the details of the ban and realized it was for four days on the section I posted in.

I can't spend days compiling a thread only to have it removed and then I'm banned for 4 days for no reason whatsoever. It's really not worth it.

In light of all his, I've decided to leave this forum. I won't deactivate this account so that people can still reference all my threads. I think I've done my best to share the truth with you guys.

Continue the research yourselves. Just keep an open mind, honestly seek the truth and it will come to you.

Goodbye.

Please if you have Twitter account just share so I can follow you there.

Lol... Remember those days, 2001/2002 in my primary 6.

This is very common in Eastern part of Nigeria.

Ooh, good old days

CannibalTorment:
Peter girigory Obi is suffering from chronic bitterness, depression and grieves, the hypocrite also had to mention Lagos in his folly, the man is filled with anguish

At least talk about the hunger your Tinubu brought on us!

2024, in 21 century, basic food is still a luxury in Nigeria. Shame on you.

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

Still writing my book tittled
"The criminality in every Nigerian "

I know you all will say what do i know that I'm just a weed smoker, pussy banger, drunkard and a keyboard warrior


But the truth be say I go shock una with the book
One thing about Nigerians is that we are hypocrites and fakes
98 percent of Nigerians are not angry with bad government, corruption and our politicians we are just pretending to be angry because we are not the ones carrying out the corruption

Abeg, tag me once you release the book.

Jennyclay:
Honestly, I’m deeply in love with this man for no reason!

For no reason? Hahaha... Dey play 😂😂

This is exactly what we are preaching...

Check very well alot of those men on her comment are broke and jobless men. They all looking for cheap pvssy, while inadvertently giving her unmerited attention. Just look at her, even without being a single mother she's still below average. But this horrnyy hungry simps won't see it.

No high value man with a nice paying job will look at her twice. He doesn't even have the time.

Jeon:
I believed your mouth will be shut when you are done with the little attentions of mine that you have captured.

Bye 👋.

Ooh, you done already? 😂
You think you can just come online and type rubbish and go scot-free?
Dey olay😛😛

Amotolongbo:
This is a fair judgment.

If you don’t like a guy or sceptical about visiting him, just tell him that you can’t come instead of collecting his money and not showing up.

Only a thief does that

Wow.. I had to check if you are really a girl.

I've been on this platform for 12 years now, and no matter what the issue is, or who's guilty, once it's a woman, all the comment from women will support her.

If you doubt me, go to front page and see the comment below Blessing CEO advising men to accept paternity fraud and raise the child as theirs.

Jeon:
Why en pain you? allow them to speak for themselves.

No simp no marriage.

I should allow someone who's bewildered with foolishness to have a say? Of course not, it's my job to protect them even from themselves.

I bet you'll remain single for very very long because as the days pass, lots of Simps are being liberated and delivered. So less simp for you to marry each day that passes by😜😜

Jeon:
Who wants a degenerate misogynist, that can't show self love to himself........
Simps ,are the best. Simp or no marriage.

Period !!

We know, that's why we are pushing them to avoid plagues like you.

It's for their own good!!!

Kobojunkie:
Victims are cowards? I don't follow!

I do not condole any form of sexual harassment.

The fact the victim has to wait till the perpetrator becomes a star or famous to speak up is what I find very mischievous and malicious. This has been the trending format recently.

And exactly why many audience doubt the authenticity of the accusations.

Like, why now?