₦airaland Forum

Emac34:
The nigga is still interested in digging the punny

Oshe!!!
Two bottles for you

Genea:
naaaa, the 10% is for my dad and brothers

Mumu

obinna58:
I know a friend, he wasn't interested in mmm at first until around december he heard that mmm has increased their bonuses to 50%, so my guy rushed and withdraw everything he had in account about 750k to do mmm though all he wanted was just to collect first cash and quit

Not until 2days later we heard mmm freezer it participants account.

Up til 2day my guy is still acting strange and he was advised to see a doctor.

God forbid bad thing!!!

Ask4Info:
NOW LET EDUCATE YOU ALL THAT WANT TO INSULT HER AND ALSO REALITY ABOUT MARRIAGE.

* Marriage isn't for everyone. Yes! you read right. Not everyone is meant to marry. So many people want to be FREE, So many people have low level of tolerance, so many people are damn scared and impatient to be tied down by a partner or child. Not everyone want to be responsible for someone else. So many people prefer to be as FREE as birds in the sky.

* Not everyone who desires marriage will have the opportunity to get married. Don't get confused i will explain what i mean. There are approximately 7.4billion people now on Earth. In the real sense of people between age 1- age 40, we now have a ratio of 7 women to 1 man. Meaning for every single guy of that age range there are 7 women to a guy. Now aside Islam that ssupports polygamy, the almost other 4,300 religions on Earth are against it. Also polygamy is going extinct from most Africa traditions. The question now is, if a man marries one lady, who will marry the remaining 6?


* The Economy today all over the world Favours the females. As an HR Consultant, for every guy that gets a job, we allocate same job to 3 or more females (onces the job of work is not gender sensitive). You all know why? Quote me if you want to know the reason and i will tell you. Look at all the Telecoms company, Banks, Insurance, and other top companies you will see females dorminate them. Men only handle technical and heavy duty workload. Now when a woman gets and retains a job over 5years or more, and a guy can barely have or even retain a job for 2years, who financially now becomes more ready for marriage?




The society has painted a wrong notion into the minds of many that once you aren't married either being a man or a woman you are a failure. Whereas most married couples today are more miserable than single folks and regret every day they made that decision to get married.

Nonsense report filled with lies
How did you arrive at ratio 7:1 when population of Nigeria is unknown let alone the ratio
And is it good attribute to be intolerant and all those messed up characters you listed?
Surely someone gave birth to you, it's good to do same and not proudly claim you want the world to end with you. All those eggs God deposited inside her will just waste. Haba

anjigirl:
Lets wait if the 31.000 is daily or monthly or a pay off
The worse is the 31k is showing error if you want to get help
What baffle me is when you try to collect the 31k the balance is showing 0.00

Collect the 31k as how??
Is the money already in your bank account.
OK send your account lemme pH you

Shortyy:
Lol I don't understand how y'all thought someone will give you a penny on January.

Ah de tell you my dear.
Who wants to PH sef??
Is it the person who hasn't participated b4 or the person who is thanking God that his money did not hook in mmm or is it the guiders who are waiting for people to PH to their accounts??

abouzaid:
I'm sorry to say this but it seems 99% of the ladies out there are cheaters, it's very heart breaking.

Stupid conclusion from inhabitant of pluto

Jaideyone:
it's irritating when some mmm promoters come here to tell us to mind our business and insult us just because we dared to air our views against the ponzi scheme. some of them have gone as far as laying curses on us for pointing out loopholes in system.

front page or not this post is aimed at educating them on why we (myself, like minded people and the government) will continue to warn people against putting their money in such schemes.

if my neighbour comes to preach to me, giving me reasons why I should start going to church with him and how I will benefit immensely from what his church has to offer then he has automatically given me the right of disagreement. I know his pastor flogs the worshippers during deliverance sessions, tells them to go outside and eat grass and swallow snakes in the name of Jesus. from that moment onward I have the right to challenge his points and dissuade my siblings and loved ones from following him to church lest they get brainwashed and hurt in the process.
what I'm saying in essence is that we stand against MMM because we have loved ones who are into it or planning to join.
I have a close friend who currently has 100k in the system and all I want is for him to get his money out before it crashes. I love him and I don't want him to lose his money.
I have a girlfriend who has been talking about joining since October. do I hate her? No!!! do I give money? yes!!! infact I'll be paying half of her rent by February ending while she'll pay the remaining half. I love her and I don't want her to lose her hard earned money. if she does I'll have to pick up the bill. my only prayer is she won't put her money into it without telling me.
so you've accused us of praying for MMM to crash? yes
why? cos we have loved ones who might join if MMM stays a day longer. the earlier it crashes the better. the more it grows the higher the number of Nigerians at risk of losing their money when it crashes.
so as those who are in the light, it's our responsibility to reach out to family members and friends who are in the system and persuade then to get out. we are not preaching against MMM because we hate them, we are doing so because we've identified the dangers associated with putting money in a scheme with no solid investment structure.

we will continue to dissuade people from joining. it's my responsibility and I won't shy away from it. call it hate, jealousy, whatever you like.

thanks for reading.
Let the bashing begin

So because you are paying half house rent for your girlfriend we should stop playing cha-cha

I know policemen who are into mmm

I'm beginning to like this mmm of a thing ooo, I don't wish it to die out but make dem reduce the profit to 10% instead of 30%
The scheme has a lot of people in it and they're forming a formidable force. It will be good to have them around longer

So AC na 50k flat.
O di OK

Chukwumeremeze:
The Question necessarily didn't connote donating a 'kidney', but how indeed she could love. Many divorces are traceable to a lack of genuine love. Do you really understand what it means to tell a person you love them? it's simply 'beyond doubts i have accepted to live my life as though it's yours'

May God help us all!

You're right I gerrit now

Keep on Ghing and Phaching
Lol

Angelinastto:
theres no woman that won't breakdown at the realisation that her man is cheating. Some only take time to heal faster than others.

Good luck to are

Gflat:
I saw that video clip yesterday and I couldn't stop laughing. The reporter had to tell Trump what he said was Inappropriate

How will a president say such a thing to a reporter on live TV?!!!

This is what you get when you vote for an arrogant person as president. Someone who Grabs em by the pusssy

Hello America, hope you are with your knives and shotguns? Welcome to hell (The purge 2017 featuring Donald Trump)





Just take a look at this Homo-sapien (Brb for the pun) Asslicking Trump wouldn't drop a dime in your pocket. He is not fayose

Shallow argument
You have criticized with you mind closed
His action is not unfounded.
CNN is highly culpable.
Except you have decided to take sides with CNN no matter what

Ajibel:
Bro, I am just a human python. And I am sorry for quoting you. Peace ✌

Lol.
Peace

Vikky014:
am inviting romancelanders to my birthday party tonight!!!!!

Same

sladimeji:
Keep calm u will b paired.. I think nairaland should be renamed anti-mmm.. Like if u think so

All these mmm gullible long throats. They think world hates them. Wtf!!

eagleonearth:
my friend will you go and sit somewhere and exercise patience? you guys give mmm haters the balls to come and talk trash here.
for goodness sake, this is weekend and operations just resumed. i strongly believe payouts will kick off full time by monday morning. those mmm economists and accountants are real pros i give it to them. the way they controlled and handled this crisis is superb. if you wont be paid, nobody will allow you make any GH request in the first place.

Nigerians and impatience be like

Payout from who exactly?? Who be fool??

Harmonyemerald:
MY dear, exercise patience. No one has been matched yet. It doesn't mean you won't be matched. Let us learn to give the system a chance and stop the panic. It doesn't solve our issues rather it causes mistrust to folks contemplating to PH. This is a community of me and you. #whopanichelp? Poco a poco my dear

See as dem de whine themselves.
Who wan PH??

moscobabs:
Even in Ijoko I spent more than 6 Million to built my 2 bedroom flat.

Let me hear what pH people will say

All these bogus figures are far from truth
It's not even close

The best person to provide accurate answer is a professional builder.
He will tell you the number of blocks and cement required for foundation and raising.
Then the roofing requirements, painting, plumbing, electrical installation, etc. You can then estimate the total realistic price therefrom.

uzolexis:
if it was tonto that cheated will you say this
if a man cheats, pple tell the woman to forgive and take him back, if a woman cheats pple say send her away

How do you know what I would say?? since when did you posses supernatural powers to read mind??
Let me be clear, you're wrong.
If a wife has extramarital affairs, it shows we're all flesh and blood, it then behoves on the man to try helping her get to root of the matter and help stop it.
My own policy especially to men is to not marry who you can't love fully and consequently can't forgive fully.

Chukwumeremeze:
I onced randomly asked a lady (who presumably attested she intensely loved me) whether she would oblige to donate her kidney to her 'would be' hubby in an event where hers is confirmed to being the only available matchable organ, and she replied in a whimsical disapproving attitude saying:

'Ah!! abeg my love no reach that one oh'.

she had no idea I was actually referring to myself.. and of course, i gave her light speed distance.

'love is simply: total sacrifice given infinitely! and that's exactly what's shown here.

Are you looking for a wife or kidney donor??
Na by force to donate kidney??
She could still donate her kidney when confronted head on with the situation because by then you're married to her.
If you were in her shoes, you may have given same response like she did, but because you're the one in need now, you feel everyone is under obligation to give you what you need.
Your interest is parochial, It's no different from ladies liking a man because of the man's wealth

Gflat:
I don't like doing this but that third comment guy above me is a dreamer!
Before you start making demands of the type of woman you desire have you even asked yourself if any lady wants a guy like you?

Abeg epp me ansk am ooo. Lol

PunkyV:
Because it's easier to project a fake persona of awesomeness behind the keyboard. Plus people only post the good pics of themselves online. Out there in the real world there's no filter to hide all your physical & personality flaws, hence you get rejected much quicker. All your ugly is out in the open

Kai this is a very far left perspective.
Who said everyone is battling with physical & personality flaws that they want to hide

Angelinastto:
Why do every celebrity marriage always go bad? Mehn! Was super happy for tonto

So because the man sleeps with one girl and the wife goes public with it means the marriage is gone bad?
If it does go bad anyway, I blame none else but tonto because she's meant to try to fight for her marriage if she actually needs it, rather than break it down

LesbianBoy:
Na wa o! After all the hyping tonto dike hyped her husband he still cheated

Guy, you're not a woman ooo
And
Do women expect their husbands to not sleep with single ladies who are still sleeping around just like they themselves did when they were single??.??
When karma is not asleep

TonyeBarcanista:
By TonyeBarcanista

I read the well publicized article in which respected Bishop David Oyedepo of Winners Chapel called for the killing and sliding of throats of potential Muslims/Fulani attackers. In the words of Oyedepo

“You catch anyone that looks like them, kill him! There is no reporting to anybody. Kill him! Pull off his neck! And we spill his blood on the ground. What nonsense.”

Bishop Oyedepo Views Against Christian Doctrine:
The call by Bishop Oyedepo with due respect goes contrary to the Christian teachings going by what is recorded in the Bible as well as Bible teaching on how Christians should live.

Firstly, Jesus, our perfect example displayed it when in the book of Matthew 26:52, he condemned Apostle Peter for cutting off the ears of one of the servants of the High Priest that went to arrest him, named Malchus. Jesus not only healed the servant but admonished Peter that "for all they that take the sword shall perish with the sword."

The action of Jesus Christ in the above story was in line with his teaching in the Mountain as recorded in Matthew 5:44, where he said But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;, as against "an eye for an eye" treatment that was practised by the Judaisers under the Mosaic law that was never perfect.

His disciples and the Christian Church lived according to this teaching by not retaliating even in the height of persecution during the Roman empire that saw Apostles Paul beheaded, Peter crucified under Emperor Nero, and other members of the early Church die violent deaths under the rule of Roman emperors. In fact, during that period, God showed John the beloved revelation of the last day BUT never did he empower him to retaliate or kill.

If Jesus Christ and the early Church stuck to Christian doctrine, where did Bishop Oyedepo got his own authority?

What Makes Us Christians:
The believers were first called Christians in Antioch because they displayed the rare characters of Jesus Christ. If this is true, it is safe that the thing that made us Christians is our leading of the life of Christ, not that of any man irrespective of title. If we can't be like Christ and heed to his teachings then we have no business calling ourselves Christians. Jesus stance against retaliating to the oppressing Romans made the Jews to prefer him to die instead of the violent Barnabas. We must be like Christ by insisting on non violence.

If Apostle James could admonished the early Church that was facing trials of various kind because of their faith to "count it all joy", how much more us?



His Call Against Nigeria Law:
Despite the fact that we have choose to accept our society to be lawless, the law of Nigeria is clearly against incite to kill fellow citizens and residents, as well as taking laws into ones hands aka self help.

The only authority empowered to bring defaulters of the law to justice is the Police and other agents of the State. No citizen has that power. As citizen, it is our civil duty to avail the Police and other security agents information to arrest criminals potential criminals and their activities. While jungle justice is usually employed by citizens due to ineptitude of the authorities, it never made the act right. But for one to incite the gruesome killing of people that "appear" as attackers and not just attackers, it is unfortunate. statement like “You catch anyone that looks like them, kill him!” must be condemned by all, and without partiality.

If these statements were made by Asari Dokubo or Nnamdi Kanu, I am very sure that the authorities won't take it lightly. The law must respect nobody irrespective of perceived standing in the society.

Statements Endangering Christians And Non Christians:
BEfore any war is fought, there is usually inciting statements from so called leaders. The statements credited to some Muslim groups and clerics, as well as this credited to Governor Elrufai and Bishop Oyedepo is what fuels sectarian violence in Nigeria. Truth is, should there be violence (like we have in Southern Kaduna), it is ONLY the defenceless innocent that get killed, while the elites and their families are fully secured. Nigerians, both Christians and Muslims must understand that the elite are never enemies irrespective of their noise in the media.

The statement of Oyedepo is capable of causing counter statement from some Islamic leaders and attack on citizens will start. The statement is not different from those of Abubakar Shekau or other extremists like Miyetti leaders and some other muslim fanatical clergies.

I condemn the genocide in Southern Kaduna, it is my belief that agents of Kaduna state government as well leaders of Miyetti Allah are complicit in this shameful killing. It is my hope that a case is established against perpetrators of the violence to higher authorities (like the ICC), but it does not in anyway justify incitement against anybody or group of persons.

As Christians we must adhere STRICTLY to Christian doctrine and not apostasy! Bishop David Oyedepo must be called to order.

I shall end this with the Words of Apostle Paul to the Church in Ephesus when the Church was under persecution in the book of Ephesians 6:12;

For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.


May God Bless Us All And Bless Nigeria
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Estharfabian:
You're Misconstruing something.
Courtship should be platonic, Then, Dating usually isn't.

Well, I'd still Choose Dating, Courtship Over Due-Delligence.

In due-deligence, They have no context of who they are, past decision making or an idea of what they are looking for in a spouse...

The problem is that arranged marriage(Due-delligence) is not a good fit for Us. Most people value individual liberty more than life itself. Giving this most important decision to someone else is not something many of us are comfortable with.

How can you know what personality you fit well with if you don't DATE the other person? The result can be a mismatched couple and a marriage that is difficult to sustain.

[color=deeppink]Like allowing Parents or Any other Overgrown Adult to INVESTIGATE Someone I wanna spend my whole life with? Not only is it So Old-fashioned, It's Just ludicrous, Unfathomable and dysfunctional. I feel Like Dating allows you Really get to know someone, emotionally, physically, On a basis Due-deligence wouldn't.[/color]

forget the sexual gratification ish..we girls could handle Ourselves. so, your point on baseless sexual gratification is flawed. so, I'm sticking with Courtship, Sex and dating! Fück due-delligence!

Oshe!!!
De fukk de go jare.
No lele

youngice:
I got the Accord sha, the corrola price dey turn belle

Congrats.
How much pls

tolulinks:
Now you have used your head! The corolla really doesn't compare. Won't perform as good. Slow. Fugly even camry 2009 is not as good as Accord 2009

The way you guys are hyping Honda is not what I thought before oo
I felt Honda performs better than Honda

DIVFAVOR:
Yeah, the mileage is still less than 70000, and am paying below 900k.

You don't mean it
If its still available pls lemme know