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Is this for real?
CASTRATE HIM!!!

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If I own the car and I'm also the driver, what am I needing from you as a partner again?
Or one must go through partners like you always?

TrapQueen77:




Abeeeeg, where are these real boiz now OP?


Let them come here coz one of my new year resolutions is to be officially someone's gf sha

How old are you
You're looking for someone that you will start complaining about hat break about tomorrow abi

Ok

How many million orji uzo give this opeke olosho

Benita27:
I beg to differ Tok!.

Some guys have masters degree in showing girls off to their parents and friends while the ulterior motive is to get in-between her legs as much as possible.

A friend of mine met a guy, same week he took her to his mum as wife, smashed her, dumped her weeks later... after all the marriage talk.

Cheap sluts everywhere you go.
Mcheew

EternalTruths:
What's the big deal

Should we start hailing the old demonic fox or what

Nigeria has become a country of pics and pics and yeye notice me attitudes

The second part of this comment spoilt everything
Why must people always criticize blindly.
What's wrong with taking pictures.
When they don't update you on things, you complain, when they update you, problem.
Nonsense

sarahade:
I will appreciate if you can give me a proof to your claim.
Which means any man that has had sex is lesser than a virgin man because he has a fairly used manhood
Thank you sir.

Yes
If you need brand new manhood, how do you prove it??

holamiday:
Though i never did mmm and never advised anyone to, but most of the aspersions you people cast on the scheme are either unfair or false. As well as i understood the scheme, it is purely mutual aid and the originator had nothing to gain except traffic on the website. If you don't have enough courage to pay your money into a stranger's bank account, leave those who do, alone.

MMM is not a fraud. It's just a scheme I'd 'personally' not want to go into. Same way, whoever is 'personally' willing to go into it, should be free.

Who knows if the scheme will eventually return in January. Then, you haters will be put to shame.

MODIFIED: One progress69 and mengho have said i'm an mmm participate denying the scheme. Truth be told, I secretly wish i was. Honestly i do. People i know, made money from the scheme, right before my very eyes. I just couldn't gather enough courage to pay my money into a stranger's account. However, unlike you two, i do not begrudge those who are brave enough to do it. Now, i believe Robert Greene's analysis of envy.

A scheme where you collect money from Peter to pay Paul without any value added in between is fraud

Lilimax:
Lol @ free money.

MMM rocks while it stands ...
It has made so many millionaires even in this recession
How about that?

January 14th will put all you detractors of MMM to shame.

So you like to be a millionaire by collecting other peoples' monies in form of 30% which you didn't work for?
Just look at your life

sarahade:
This girl should just shut up abeg.
What should we do because you are a virgin
Are you the only twenty something virgin in nigeria
Abi heaven don sure for you because you be virgin
Please keep your virginity talk to yourself.
Thank you ma

Painmentation

The only issue here is one missing subject ie computer science. If that was added she would have conveniently made the merit mark.
Question is why was it omitted Who's responsible??
She also omitted it herself when uploading her waec subjects

1coinNaija:
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I learnt a great lesson here. Never think you know it all. Be open to new ideas. Instead of attacking new ideas, listen, learn, investigate and make informed decision. That is exactly what I did and today I have made over three thousands four hundred Euros. Any week I make 200 euros is considered a bad week. Just imagine! And my initial investment was a mere N38, 000. I know most people here are searching for free business. But we must face the realities: You cannot make good money from those “invest-nothing- and- make -millions” ventures. They are not real.

What is a cryptocurrency? Cryptocurrency is a digital currency in which encryption techniques are used to regulate the generation of units of currency and verify the transfer of funds, operating independently of a central bank. The first to be created was bitcoin in 2008. And the mining started in 2009. Unfortunately, most people described bitcoin then as a scam. It was rejected and ignored. But the whole world was jolted in 2013 when bitcoin which was 10 cents in value went to over $1,200 each! A Norwegian man who bought a bitcoin worth $27 sold it for over $850,000! So many millionaires were made. But because of challenges, other cryptocurrencies are taking the shine away from bitcoins for obvious reasons. And now bitcoins is matured and mining it has become extremely difficult. Lost hope?

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How much Sir

Some ladies and stupidity are like 5&6

Geraldyne:
sorry,tho d relatnship z over,he wanted 2 marry me,dah ws y I endured 4 8 months...

Wanted to??.??.??
Lol
Not really
In fact not at all

Sorry tho

Geraldyne:
Hi,
Its not a friends story or from a blog,its mine and I want you all to read and give me matured advice.

I've been in a relationship for almost 8 months now and everytime I go to visit my boyfriend..he must demand sex,even if I say am on my period.
Sometimes I just get furious and say am no longer interested in the relationship and he starts begging and because I love him, I forgive him.
He'll stop that for a while,then start it all over again.

He doesn't consider my feelings at times, there was a certain time I was still mourning the death of my cousin,he came around and after symphatizing with me,he wanted us to have sex..Gosh! I was so pissed.

The one that pissed me off the most was last night,after having like 5 rounds,I felt sore all over, I told him that and he stopped,then this morning, while I was trying to pray,he started touching me again saying he wants me.

I don't just understand whether this is normal,sometimes I just displease myself to please him but still he's not satisfied.

Am confused on whether to quit or not,cos apart from the sex thing,he still has his good sides and I dont want to make a wrong decision.

pls advice a confused sister...thanks

Imagine that this might be somebody's future wife.
Lol I pity some guys Sha.
5 rounds with a guy wey no go ever pay your bride price
How lower can ladies get??

Imagine that this might be somebody's future wife.
Lol I pity some guys Sha.

sinaj:
Ask urself if he will stop loving you the moment u stp fu*ckin him


Coz this relationship seem parasitic alredi.

Parasitic??
Now I get it, sex is only for enjoyment of make folk only.

Tolexander:
I wonder what all Abia state Governors have been doing to promote the production here.
If the governments were serious, Abia should be talking about her GDP in trillion Naira now!

It is high time the producers started branding their products and stopped the Aididas, Nicke, Tomberland, Looise Vuitton, Mack and Spender et al we see around!

Not with all those substandard products without exception

They we kill it with over feeding
3 peoples food and one bucket of water kwanu

pocohantas:
Was he also a 'virgin'?

This is the question that ladies who have long lost it ask.
A woman is born with a seal, sign of purity.
A man is born impure.
In what state is a man a Virgin, a man can never be a virgin

bonechamberlain:
Smh, Nigerian leaders should learn to keep quiet on some issues. They just talk like barbarians.

What are we to do since she is a virgin. That a lady is a virgin doesn't make her have a good character neither does it make her a good wife.

Ensure your good character wife is not a virgn.
Nobody forced you.
They keep disparaging ladies who keep themselves as if it's a bad thing.

Apc

henrydadon:


olosho .

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Cool

BrutalJab:
Even Tosyne2much is a participant.

So don't let him deceive you.
People are building houses and buying cars everyday from it.

It's been long I have been scammed, so I wanna have that experience again.

If MMM should stay for a year more, I know how many things I will do with the money.


If you don't have mind or you wanna remain broke, please keep shut. Its not by force.

The more you try to pull it down, the more people see testimonies and join.

The website is already bigger and rake in more money than Nairaland within one year, so I understand where the hatred is coming from.


Government scam you on a daily bases since 1960 and you aren't complaining.

Money isn't going to any central purse so the future is in the hand of the participants.


A policeman was matched to pay me today self so it's nothing he is still at the checkpoint the last time I called him

How much are you people making from this business sef?
If you invest 1M you get only 300k. Is that money to sell your morals for?
And it's very apparent that most of you don't even have up to a total of 1M to invest over a one year period, if you do, that ponzi scheme will not even appeal to you

mojisolasun:
Please help. Although, you may not know but I I am one of the active nairalanders but I don’t want to use my real ID because the people may also be on Nairaland. About one month ago, I received a handbill from a friend somewhere around Ikeja inviting National Open University Students to come for free tutor, I wouldn’t forget how many such centers I had attended but they failed to provide the service as promised. I thought they just want to scam people so; I did not go until about two weeks ago that I called one of the numbers and I was encouraged to come yet, I did not go until last week that I went there with my friend.


When we got there, we met some few students who were doing GMAT, GRE…and their likes and we were told to seat in a class, 15 minutes later, one young guy looking like my ex appeared, greeted us and said we should prepare our mind for class that he is the one that will teach us a particular course that we should just give him 1 minute to use the toilet. I got angry that what does this know? What nonsense? Which school did he go? What is his qualification? I was saying all these to my friend out of anger and I told her to let us leave before the idiot comes back, my friend said no we should wait to hear whatever he wants to teach so, it would not be as if we wasted our money down here, so I sat.
The guy came back to meet us, I looked direct into his eyes and I thought, I am sure my ex will be better than you academically, yet he could not withstand my knowledge, philosophy of life and academic prowess, I was wondering why would this guy come out that he wants to teach someone at my level.


Anyway, he introduced himself, he asked of our names I gave him fake name with hope that I will not come again…even as he also said it again that the lecture is free of charge that when it is time to ask for money they will ask but for now is a free lecture. Then he asked, do you have any area in wish you are having challenge? If so, let solve that problem before proceeding to this topic, both of us kept mote although we have many questions running in our brains.


When we did not answer him, he proceeded and spent 3 hours nonstop. The young man within the first 15 minutes was able to neutralize brain, he kidnapped my intelligence, I came speechless and my neck was stationed to him. He did not even look inside our study materials, everything coming direct from his brain. I was forced to ask his name again, he was looking like idiot but his English spoken and command, ability to deliver jailed me that I could not go until he was through with us.


When he was through with us, he said we should ask him question on the topic that we treated but I asked question that I would have asked from the beginning but he turned it down on the ground that he asked us to ask him any question before we started this topic but we failed to ask. I tried to lure him to answer my question but he instated and he assured us again before he left the class that the lecture is free. Since the time I have been going there, different people have taught me and honesty, no one has ever taught me as good as these guys have done.


My problems now are, it seems I am loving someone over there, it seems I am going there for something different these days, it seems dieing for a guy that I thought is an idiot as his ability outshines my ego.


More so, they have not asked for any money as they said but I am willing to offer them something because I am feeling concerned but I don’t know how to tell them to take something and who exactly should I give it to.

I don’t know if someone out there is getting my point. Should I just wake up to him and give him an envelope or I should just ignore?

This is not an intelligible write up, and to think that the writer feels she's so brainy.
Foolishness

Estharfabian:

So, This is the 21st century. People Marry for love... Not because your Parents say he's good for you. what do they even know? last I checked, maturity isn't a yardstick for wisdom. We've got dumb, Old people too.


Sweety, If you don't love this-this Grandpa, don't marry HIM! you'd only be miserable for life. I mean, You're Still young. Really young... This is the stage Where you should fall deeply in love, Have fun, Explore the world.

Your parents threats are just barks. I guess? they can't kill you. if they're Your real parents, Then, They won't do you anything. except, well, except they're really evil, Shallow and don't care about your own feelings..DON'T MARRY HIM! Pleeeeease! Sheeesh!

Omo c advise

gboisgroups:
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Kindly send me a pm for your request

Pidgin2:
Some have been killed by doing the same thing, to each his own

Killed, how??

rosalieene:
So many girls/ladies are willing to stay pure, but you will rarely see a guy that's not willing.
#veryfew guys are willing but where are they

Continue searching.
If you're not a virgin to start with, it's useless for you to demand that any man be willing for you

This lady in question was a virgin and it's easy for the man to avoid sex if she's a virgin. Not when a lady has been fukking since 16 years of age

Na wa ooo

This guy go de fukk like mad