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ForeverNew:
So last week as I was surfing the net nwayo nwayo, a friend of mine (a guy) sent me an IM telling me that if I really wanna get over my ex that what I need is sex! I was shocked, thinking maybe this my friend wants to take advantage of our friendship and get in bed with me. But he quickly corrected me telling me there is this app where I can meet awesome people, have fun and forget about my bf ..I mean Ex bf. I asked him the name and he immediately said Palmchat, so I downloaded it and since then I have met awesome guys and ladies too. But I am yet to get laid though lol. So guys if you think you can fill up my ex's shoes quickly download Palmchat register and chat me up. My username is joy. But one more thing, is sex the only way to get over a heart break?

iamNotAlone:
He talks like a woman when he's angry. Overtly jealous , reads meaning to every of my moves.
If you see us on the street, you will think we are a perfect couple because of the way he treats me in public.
This is someone I tried so hard to make my family accept and right now my family likes him a lot because he has managed to put up a good image with them.

This guy is frustrating me a lot,suspects every move I make,quarrels like a woman, always going through my phone like I am hiding something in d phone. I am not happy most times and thinking of leaving but I don't know how to go about it..........I don't know what and how to tell my people cos they will start shouting on me and saying all sorts.
Again, he's always around me, wouldn't give me space. People think it's love but he's choking me.
I can't deal no more..... Pls, Fam.....what do I do

iamNotAlone:
He talks like a woman when he's angry. Overtly jealous , reads meaning to every of my moves.
If you see us on the street, you will think we are a perfect couple because of the way he treats me in public.
This is someone I tried so hard to make my family accept and right now my family likes him a lot because he has managed to put up a good image with them.

This guy is frustrating me a lot,suspects every move I make,quarrels like a woman, always going through my phone like I am hiding something in d phone. I am not happy most times and thinking of leaving but I don't know how to go about it..........I don't know what and how to tell my people cos they will start shouting on me and saying all sorts.
Again, he's always around me, wouldn't give me space. People think it's love but he's choking me.
I can't deal no more..... Pls, Fam.....what do I do

americanigga:
There is something wrong with Dino. This was how he behaved when he was in the house of representative and he was beaten mercilessly, stripped naked and chased out of the house of rep. Photos below

SilentPistol:
A 'multinational' offering to pay 50K as start up in an expensive city like Lagos is probably not worth the stress, but what do I know? Not to talk of how expensive transportation & feeding is now. Perhaps if you state the name of the company, it would help people in giving you better suggestions.

If I were you though, I think I'll stick with the job at Abeokuta, while still searching for better opportunities assiduously. So I'll advise same for a few reasons:

First, Abeokuta is a cheaper city to live in compared to Lagos. You can save more living there. Even if things don't end up as auspicious as you'd expected, you could use savings accrued to invest in profitable ventures.

Also, being a precocious company, you stand a better chance to make notable contributions to organisational development—assuming your current employer is reasonable.

The ball is in your court anyway. Regardless your final resolve, I wish you all the best in your future endeavours!

FvckeDyoBiTch:
Messi will never evervwin the ballon door again

From a spiteful point of view, the short midget led his team to the finals and choked the fvck out, Nigga even missed a penalty and proceeded to cry like a lil Bitchh that he is...LMFAO

From a logical view, FIFA is widely known to be corrupt and with an organization trying hard to revamp its image, giving an award to a tax evader is as good as endorsing corruption.

Sure, the Ballon door is strictly for football achievements but why will they want to give that to a criminal?

Think of it as giving employee of the month to someone whom was involved in a brutal fight and spent the night at the police cell, that isnt laying a good example to the youngies in the organization

BlindAngel:
HOW EUROPE UNDERDEVELOPED AFRICA:
Ben Arfa (Tunisia) - France
Paul Pogba (Guinea) - France
Karim Benzema (Algeria) - France
Samir Nasri (Algeria) - France
Govou (Benin) - France Zinedine Zidane (Algeria) -
France
Luis Nani (Cape Verde) - Portugal
Christian Benteke (DRC) -
Belgium
Jerome Boateng (Ghana) - Germany
David Alaba (Nigeria) - Austria
Oguchi Onyewu (Nigeria) - USA
Angelo Ogbonna (Nigeria) - Italy
Dennis Aogo (Nigeria) - Germany
Okaka Chuka (Nigeria) - Italy Gabriel Agbonlahor (Nigeria) -
Scotland
Patrick Owemoyela (Nigeria) -
Germany
Nedum Onuoah (Nigeria) -
England Patrick Vieira (Senegal) - France
Mousa Dembele (Mali) - Belgium
Romelo Lukaku (DRC) - Belgium
Sami Khedira (Tunisia) - Germany
Vincent Kompany (Congo) -
Belgium Danny Welbeck (Ghana) -
England
Mario Balotelli (Ghana) - Italy
Mamadou Sakho (Guinea) -
France
Bacary Sagna (Senegal) - France Patrice Evra (Guinea) - France
El Shaarawy (Egypt) - Italy
Dirick Origi (Kenya) - Belgium
Ramires Makukula (Swaziland) - Brazil
They leave us with Mikel, Yobo, Aiyegbeni, Nsofor,
Song, Kaita, Sulley Muntari. How can africa win the World cup with these? mtcheeeew
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DonMaxxy:
You see am...if to say this woman helped (at the request of the guy man's mama); abort this cute doctor then, where will she be working by now...

Lesson to ladies out there comtemplating abortion and their would be accomplices.

The baby you saved today may feed you tommorrow.
Say no to abortion...you may be aborting our future presido.

foolinlove:
Agreed. But de guy will just get it from everyone else anyway.

foolinlove:
Agreed. But de guy will just get it from everyone else anyway.

themosthigh:
True love sweet die....I spent 5yrs in a Russian prison in Vladivostok for drug crimes after I was arrested transporting heroin from Ulaanbatar to Irkutsk. My chechen love was there for me throughout this period until the breakup of Soviet Union when we where drafted to fight in former Yugoslavia in return for clemency...she joined in the fight as a nurse because of me and has now followed me back to Nigeria even though I had nothing...thank God I was able to contact the former bratva and vory v zakone I met in prison and now I am richer than Solomon....I know I should have died a long time ago from when we formed the first confratanity in south south university till now....I am a prove that nothing is fair in life...if not why am I still alive

Orikinla:
[size=20pt]Only VERY FEW BLOGGERS are making ends meet in Nigeria
Bloggers who make more than N1 million a year are not up to 10.
Many are using blogging as cover up for online scams.
Google has the list of bloggers who make money in Nigeria.
The richest bloggers in Nigeria did not make their money from AdSense, but from direct patronage.
The richest Nigerian blogger is not Linda Ikeji. She has well paid staff which Linda does not have. Paying staff millions monthly is not moin-moin. She does not make noise, because she does not have to.
She is also happily married..[/size]

Kasimaramma2:
I know this post would provoke many Nls but i dont care.
When i was younger i dated a guy for three months he left me for my friend because i was not perfect and quiet immature. For two years the sore remained.
It was an inception of a new ideology ;that people who claim they are in love Stick with you when the grasses are in green and when they have something to gain.
I decided to follow that thread,date only wealthy guys. Yes, i was rejected because i had no perfection so i decided to use the same standard used on me by the guy who broke my heart on other fellows.
God understands my past pain so he is no furious with me for sapping guys financially and dumping them. My reason? I was hurt so i have to hurt.

Ginaz:
I don't know why guys hate it when toasting a girl and she goes: "no sex". in fact for some, they will say : "stop joking jooor" and I wonder if really is the sex they say they love or you

for girls, it's like a dream come through when they find themselves in a no sex relationship but for guys, it's like hell fire on earth!

which brings me to my question, guys why is it hard for you to be in a no sex and no touch relationship?

Ginaz:
I don't know why guys hate it when toasting a girl and she goes: "no sex". in fact for some, they will say : "stop joking jooor" and I wonder if really is the sex they say they love or you

for girls, it's like a dream come through when they find themselves in a no sex relationship but for guys, it's like hell fire on earth!

which brings me to my question, guys why is it hard for you to be in a no sex and no touch relationship?

TheSpecial0ne:
This Tunde Demuren is an ugly morafucka! Check that 2nd pix...see how him do teeth like goat wey dey roast for fire. See head sef...head wan dey compete with Toolz nyash in terms of size. Na small money wey d guy get help him life sha...

Apelex:
http://www.punchng.com/n10bn-pdp-gift-efcc-recovers-n900m-jonathans-kinsman/

Oche211:
wetin dis one dey talk/yarn. i neva knew u mumu reach this level.
Infact, ur romance with stupidity is legendary abi na night e dey receive full network ni?

oduastates:
This man impresses those who are naturally predisposed to his childish/low IQ antics .
this man is a senator for Christ sakes . He should be proferring solutions in the National Assembly.

I will end up by posting the characteristics of the dumb supporters by borrowing from a blog post on trump


This man speaks Like A Third-Grader. Do you know why he’s appealing to stupidd people? Because he speaks their language. He uses small words and short sentences, and has the general thought process of a child in the third grade .Maybe the fact that he “talks plain” appeals to you, but shouldn’t a senator be pushing bills in the NA ?