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Was just in d mood for wheat and egusi soup this sunday. Now where is my bed!

Fried rice salad and chicken frm muah. Tastier dan it looks really my hubby go hearam o

Okro soup n fufu. OMG it was delicious!

eyinjuege:
This looks awesome....

Is that soko leaf?

Yes my dear it is.

My party jellof rice. My friends couldnt stop eating.

My first efo riro.

Abacha frm muah

Pple misunderstand this whole meat tin. It doesn't v anytin to do with jesus flesh and all dat. Ash wenesday and good friday r days of abstainance n self denial, and knwing that pple can't do without meat in everymeal dey eat, church used it as a general form of self denial for everyone. But for dose pple like who don't eat red meat on a normal day, we find sometin to deny ourselves of like entering bus to wrk instead of driving, etc. Pls my dear is just a personal tin u can choose to eat meat and deny urself of sometin who valueable to u dan meat.

i watched that funeral and is so obvious they staged those pple, it was more of 'cry or loose ur child' or 'cry or we burn dwn ur house'. how else do u want to explain these fake cries in the snow with empty stomach even if na elizabeth die

Legend Of the Seeker has ended, the season 3 has been cancelled cos of some reasons. u can google it to find the reason but the truth is legend of seeker has ended. miss the movie shaa.

azharuddin:
Narrated Sahl:

The Prophet said, "There is a gate in Paradise called Ar-Raiyan, and those who observe fasts will enter through it on the Day of Resurrection and none except them will enter through it.[b] It will be said, 'Where are those who used to observe fasts?' They will get up, and none except them will enter through it. After their entry the gate will be closed and nobody will enter through it

."[Sahih Bukhari: Volume 3, Book 31, Number 120]





Narrated Abu Huraira:

Allah's Apostle said, "Allah said, 'All the deeds of Adam's sons (people) are for them, except fasting which is for Me, and I will give the reward for it.' Fasting is a shield or protection from the fire and from committing sins. If one of you is fasting, he should avoid sexual relation with his wife and quarreling, and if somebody should fight or quarrel with him, he should say, 'I am fasting.' By Him in Whose Hands my soul is' The unpleasant smell coming out from the mouth of a fasting person is better in the sight of Allah than the smell of musk. There are two pleasures for the fasting person, one at the time of breaking his fast, and the other at the time when he will meet his Lord; then he will be pleased because of his fasting."
[Sahih Bukhari: Volume 3, Book 31, Number 128]

lol, wat happened to someone who never had opportunity of fasting all his life until death, wen they call those that fasted to enter through d kind gate, will he stand up too or is there another gate for such person?

'if somebody should fight or quarrel with him, he should say, 'I am fasting' did allah really say that? jezzzz so other days if sombody should fight or quarell with u, finish the person afterall ur nt fasting. God wat kind of unbalanced religion is this, do u guys really ask questions about some rules in ur religion for Gods sake. all the best shaa. lol

mchenry:
LEGEND OF THE SEEKER
24
WHITE COLLAR

24 to me thats actually the best series so far .

Ever seen Spartacus? thats the worst series i v ever seen, so fake, full of vulgar languages n annoyin. who ever directed that movie need to be flogged. wats urs

nice topic,

can never 4get the only movie that made my father cry. (die wretched) others
things fall apart
ikuku
igodo
rituals
festival of fire
the twins
igbudu, akidi, etc

the list is so plenty, i wish nollywood can go back to wat they use to do. really miss such movies

@poster, a virgin guy , God forbid!!!!!!!!! am a virgin but i dont want to marry a virgin guy, i mean who will teach the other, we will just be like Adam and Eve, dont even want to meet such a man. is normal for a girl to be a virgin but a virgin guy? naaaaaa, there must be something rong somewhere, either psychological or spiritual. pls be care wen ur selecting.

greatest flaws (1) impatient, (2) hot/quick temper, (3) too independent (4) too secretive, and to think am a lady. praying God to help me.

Plus- Caring and selfless

@poster, i dont see anything wrong wit that, i have a sister and an only brother all in university(finals). we sleep together in the same room though on separate beds. of course he has his own room but he hardly sleeps there, only his clothes stays in that room. he does pratically everything in our room (bath, eat, watch tv, etc) . we couldnt do anything but understan the fact that he has no other brother expect us n of course he likes our gossips very well.

@poster, u didnt tell us wat caused the insults, why? u don go f up well and expect r nt to react abi. u r just a coward(squared). u think by slaping her she will let u go, my dear gone r those days wen women r meant to seen nt heard, stay under table while u r on top realsnin rubbish on her and she will stay mute. if u F up as a guy then i will treat ur F up the way i want, either mouth or anythin. so dont blame her, she was only lettin u know that she is nt the kind of woman u can toil with.

make up is gud as long as u luk good but constant make up is nt really adviceable. pple wont know the real you. i remember way back in school, i was late for a lecture so i went without make-up, everybody was asking me if i was sick that was the day i stopped making up everyday. as for that eyebrow thing, it can be really annoying, somebody will shave off evrythin come use balck eye pensil to make one tin line with no curve at all just stret. so old fashion.

@poster, if the onion was refrigerated, u can slice it without tears simple. just peel the onion, wash and refrigerate. that way u save ur tears for more important issues. cheers

paranormal activities.

thats the worst movie i v ever seen in my life. left b4 the end sef. silverbird needs to be sued for showing that idiotic movie. just wasted my mony, time and popcorn.

wat a funny thread.
my father was snorer, infact he deserved guiness buk of record award in snoring and my mum sabi gist well both the trut and d lie. one nite they were in their rum, my mum was gistin my dad as usual. then one heavy mighty snor just emergy frm my dad. my mum was shocked, she didnt see it coming. she just shoutd "chineke mee, negodu onye m na akoro akiko"!!! ie see who am gisting oooo. the funny part was that my dad woke up and denied ever sleeping, my mum then asked him wat she sed last since he wasnt sleeping, kai if see the OP my papa talked that nite, we burst laf, they were surprise to hear us lafing(our rum was close to theirs and we were suppose to be asleep)

my dad doesnt believe in slicing/sliced bread ooo, if he must drink tea, he had this favourite long jug then u will give him the full loaf. he wont finish it oo but yet he wont slice out the one he wants n my mum doesnt find that thing funny, one day he called him a bush man, kai my daddy laughed, hear his reply "can u remember wen u were begging this same bush man to take u to the field so ur frend will know ur the girlfrend of the great footballer" my mum cudnt talk. i love that day cos it actually made my dad to tell us hw he met my mum and all that. it was really funny.

God rest his soul

brilantio:
http://234next.com/csp/cms/sites/Next/Home/5548575-146/jonathan_adds_turais_name_to_ministerial.csp

this is sooooooooo funny

pls, this is still rubbish, luks so fake, it can only go for a cartoon. for Gods sake nollywud and hollywud r not competing, is all about entertainment nt annoying somebody or rediculing urself. i dont want to spend my money buying " well they r trying kind of movie or lets encourage them kind of movie" every country is well known wit somthing, bollywud is well known with love song and stories yet it sells well, all these mexican and phillipians love soap opera r everywhere in the market. it is not wen u do science fiction that they will yes we have arrived. let them write a gud story and act it well and see if nollywud will not grow, we have gud story writers in nigeria but they will not encourage them so they will gud stories to act, they will kip acting one thing over and over again. we dont have the money or the facilites to produce science fiction so just bone it simple. soon they will tell produce Nigerian Avatar with N600,000 and expect me to encourage them, nonsense. we no fit, we no fit abeg. make we bone am concentrate on how to develop the small ones we r doing here. no bi competition. we mustnt copy them in every thing haba!!! na jazzzzzz tomorow dey will say we r independent. who saiii

@poster, taaaa comot here!!!!!!! who dey follow u laf? no dey deceive pple anyhow. this is obviously fake, compare the eyes of the two pixs, is so clear lagbaja has a big eye balls but the 2nd pix has a normal eyes. is so not him.

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tenk God am so not alone in this. i woudnt say Avatar sucks but i was disappointed wen i watched it, i mean every where u go, Avatar!! that u spent the whole billions in america and took your whole time to produce a movie doesnt mean it must be da bomb. the story line was rubbish, the alien world thin was too fake, the animals, the grasses etc. i mean there was nothing so wow in the movie abeg. they shud go jareeeeeeeee

i dont see any big deal in that, as far as ur truly in love wit your partner, but it doesnt have to be a long and deep one. but most guys love early morning sex, thats where the brushing tin comes in or better still have a spraymint nearby so as not to kill the urge by travelling to brush first. some guys are ready 4 a deep kiss and even d down suck in the morning. thats why i love my BF.

if our president is well and alive, then why didnt he enter proudly in the day time. why did he have to fly in by 2am, such an ungodly hour even if u be arm robber. i smell a very big rat here. all the lite out at the airport, rendering  the soilders foneless, parking at the runway very close to the bush is just to prevent our ever vigilant journalists from seeing and talking but who sighhhhhhhhh i trust the nigerian journalists. they go talk d one they saw and the one they feel they were suppose to see but was denied. Mr. President, if indeed ur back, we await ur "am back speech" ur not allowed to talk tru anybody ooo or radio station. we want to see u live on TV. STOP MESSING WIT US YAR A DULL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hello NLanders, pls i nid ur sincere advice on this issue. i am a 25yr old working lady and i have a boyfrend that i v been dating for the past 6yrs. it has been more of a secret relationship as far as the both families r concern. once my mum suspected us and strongly opposed it and even my frends dont like him, there reason i dont know. now he is yet to go for his NYSC program and then come out and luk for job b4 dreaming of settling down but he kips assuring me that 3yrs from now we will get married, but wat if something happns and he leaves me and by then i will be 28yrs. again, my mum and everybody in my house is expecting me to get married this year so i can help train the rest of my siblings in schl since my job is not yielding much and my father is no more. shuld i bone my family's demand n frends and wait for the man i love though i dont know if my mum will ever approve of our marriage or luk for another person and save my siblings and my age as well. pls advice me!!!!

how in Gods most precious name will U date a girl u know u cannot marry, especially if ur a graduate or has come of age. now forget about the bad girls nw, am talking about the good girls. if u tell a girl u luv her and end up making her fal in love wit u too wen u know there is no future btwn u two, then u r being unfair to her cos u v tied her, she cant date another man cos she believes that somday she will become ur mrs. u need to let her go and find her own before time runs out. all these late marriages wit women, most of them was because they trusted a man and he ended up breaking their hrt. Now dont think that ur only playing a big boy in town thing or only being a youth, the consequences of ur action nw will definitely catch UP wit u later. maybe nt u but ur children or ur wife. be careful. RELEASE HER NOW LET HER GO OR,