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jonaifame22:
Thank God I'm a good cook myself, I'll still marry her, I'm not marrying for food I'm marrying for love

eh



tooo much cartoons these days

Abeg! which phone for all dis one be d best. I wan buy fone
#thinking about gionee

rattlesnake: The name tecno has unbranded this phone.....even if the ringtone can change elrufai to Satan n Satan convert to I no go buy yam

^^^
Mumu

@ topic n comments:


but for me sha.....soft pointed almond shaped boobi, very slim waste and round fat arzz and I'm a goner!

cumz: there r two tins involved.
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.Either u r addicted to masturbation .
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.or u av a small dick....
which one

iamdsam: Na which kind Endtime question be this nah

*lets go of my ipad and falls from okada*

eh??

wait! wait! wait! wait!

abeg op I nid to see ur pic and dat of ur said gf.

e be lyk say u wowo gaun! ...or una two wo-ri-wo gbam!

and d girl dey giv am to u lyk no oda, so tey u collapse in love.

d small kishi wey u dey giv am u nor come fit dey giv am again. now she follow wia belle face, u wan kon dey get heart..failure!!

just hustle find money dey giv am if u want d jolly n d commitment becoz e nor eazy to get babe if u wowo oh!

texanomaly: Is this the guy?

but tink bout it, u luv this way younger lady but found out she acts immature over serious issues or her disposition to certain matters is not foolproof as u dream or fantasize ur future home and partner to be. wat wld u advice??
moreover u suspected such from the onset, but u went along feeling u cld be wrong?
..tha relationship is just 7 months old! Time he took to affirm his fears. They should let go amicably and allow tha best come to them.

modele2: I dont understand why people fail to apply simple details of modesty and separation. Why should she be sleeping in her dads room at that age? Why should he even come into her room anyhow? Why should she be scantly dressed in the house? After inviting the devil we start shouting.

When i was unmarried my father NEVER once came into my room, he calls me from far. Those are little details of modesty and respect for the other person. At an age i would not even allow my husband bathe my daughter, infact the guy would not even agree sef......Please she should use common sence and apply modesty with her dealings with her father. No more night gists, no more entering of room e.t.c. Next time she should give him a dirty slap when he becomes fisky.

try giving a pervert a slap wen his hands are squeezing ur bum and he's trying to kiss ur n*pples and u'd know tha full definition of a 'TURN ON'

tha girl irrationally liked tha closeness and advances and has got bleeped once or twice but is now overwhelmed with guilt and is gored by the fact that tha dad is now inflamed by this desire and doesn't wonna stop.

..Now whu are does that said she shouldnt tell her mum or some close elderly person to get this sh*it blasted rit tru??
- I guess she should get pregnant for tha dad then!

** wen tha gangrene sets in, tha only solution is to amputate!! **

well..
I tink the guy is a nice guy and most probably feels hurt leaving u. u attest to him being a good man and nice and seeking commitment. Guys dat just wona play u don't go having these attributes. what I see here is a guy who came out of a broken relationship yet wanted to forge ahead with life with a heart open and ready for commitment and luv in any his next relationship. You guys met normally and he liked u bad tho he openly expressed his doubts as to compatibility in marriage given your age difference. Furthermore the liitle tins u do, way u handle issues, fights that come up and ur disposition in it and also ur disposition to the numerous admirers around u must have fuelled his doubts. The guy luvs u but understands that marriage is complex and way bigger than his luv for u. marriage involves responsibility,duties, forbearance, strength and sacrifice from both parties which he cld not affirm in u. he's not secure in the relationship and fears a future of incompatibility.
l suggest you let him go.
you def have a happier life out there waiting.
he's good for you but you may not be good for him.

..besides wat made u say such sh*it like " u done with tha relationship" wen u don't mean it? ...u just went on fuelling his fears!

Hmmm...
This is my guess...
firstly, this story is not completely told. Most parts have bin intentionally hidden away, some have bin fabricated and some twisted to give a different impression. Nevertheless the basic of the issue is there- her dad has got feelings for her!. I can tell cos I closely know a similar scenario and I didn't tell it well. (https://www.nairaland.com/978603/love-girl-she-doing-it)

Two, Her mum is not near (have issues with him and lives in some other state probably). Girl lives alone with dad and schools under his care too. Dad is perverse and has grown this urge for her and is tactically grooming her to love it and see no wrong in it. Dad acts extremely sweet and nice to her during the time and under his tactics she also develops 'fondness and love' for him too. She undresses and dresses before him, they sleep together on same bed, most probably with time, bath together too, kissed play funny and has done it once or twice.
She knows its wrong but he's intoxicated and still doesn't wonna leave her. and maybe funny still they act jealous if this fondness and attraction tends to be directed to somebody else by any of either party.

My take!

Let the mum or some close elderly person know about this sh*it!! and let it be blasted in the bud, pronto!!

suspense tins!

...following anysways!

hmmmmm....
Guys sef!!

She's a girl na! take ur time and tease her lil by lil, create a romantic atmosphere on tha first night and keep tha sex tin outta ur mind!! but make tha right moves to make her want and dream bout it. I bet u, u'll be pounding her puny away on tha second night!!

But all dis sex hungry guys sef! wey dey wan fall my hand on first nights! all dem dey concerned about na to kpansh on first invite, ..mstchewww!!!

ini wetin?

*walahi, dis op nid am por froper slap, allah!!*

whiteroses: She's beautiful in her own rights but she's just like any regular teenager or small looking adult, is this thread a joke or something If its that I should be a super model then
Her dress sense too is subzero, that vest, that short dress, that gbeske top nothing quality that i can see, it's like you are disgracing her if you ask me. Let her just be herself instead of posting these. She's pretty though, african barbie for real. I'm shocked at the low quality photos you want us to judge,it doesn't enter scale so your question is void

make she put corel washed pics abi? ..or na doz photo shop tins u dey look for? why una no go constructively criticize normal undiluted pics for gawd's sake??

*Yawns* ... Good luck!

Me sef wan know

Ol boy! We bin dey get light regular oooh! but I surprise die! as dem take d light since yesterday afternoon, so tey I nor fit iron cloth this morning. Strike ke?? abeg ooh!

@OP
Tot it cldnt be real! but I heard a joke of tha sort somtym bak, but in tha reverse. So for all my NL Guyz acting tough and Ladies acting pious, here it goes
During an argument, a HUSBAND
told his WIFE, "women are just
DONKEYS. All women are
DONKEYS!"
The next day as they were
travelling along the highway, a
donkey crosses right in front of
their car.
The WIFE tells her HUSBAND,
"Sweetheart, be careful. Your
mother is crossing the road

veave: chai! wetin man pikin no go hear for nairaland...

I'm a guy and I'll tell u how I'd react if it was me
a. If I've used insult words on u before and in ur anger u called me daft indirectly 'in a not so bad tone', i'd feel hurt but will over look it.

b. If I've never used insult words on u before! but if in ur anger u called me daft indirectly 'in a not so bad tone', i'd feel hurt but will over look it after some tym

c. If I've never used insult words on u before and because u were angry, u got so pompus and looked directly in my face and called me DAFT! *..and maybe I was shocked and was like .."wat was that u said?!" and in a clearer tone, looking directly at me u vehemently called me 'DAFT!'...

.. MEHN!!!


I'd be perusing new applications!!

obyrich: Good decision. While nursing your broken heart learn to control your tongue especially when you are angry. Also learn some words are NEVER to be used on some people. Always remember this- the way a bullet can kill a man no matter his age, so can careless words destroy a relationship no matter how old. Chances are he may come back especially if your 3 years with him had not been parasitic. Your good deeds will do the pleading on your behalf and win his love back. Otherwise, it's time to look for another daft maga. He is doing a soul searching and an appraisal of his time with you. Give him time.

*clapping uncontrollably*

R2bees: She Said "All Men are Dogs". I
replied Her "Which Breed is
Your Father?" That's how the
Problem started."

GgrrrrrrrrrttBOSSSZZAA!!!

10/10 !!

Onwe101: If APGA + CPC + ANPP + ACN = APC and EFCC + ICPC
+ NPF + GEJ + JEGA = PDP,
Find:
(a) Using Pythagoras theorem prove that: PDP < APC.
(ii) Using Almighty Formula where JEGA is constant
what is the value of PDP?
(b)If Tinubu and Buhari remains constant and Okorocha
varies, what is the coefficient value of Okorocha in APC?
(c) If PDP is constant, what is the cube root of rigging
coefficient? Where pi= 16 > 19
(d) Use the Do or Die theory & explain all the answers
above before 2015.
NO CHEATING. Your time starts now....
GOODLUCK!......

rafhell: GBAM!!! i just subscribe mtn monthly bis for 400 naira. i think they have network issues.
hurray while you still can

Network issues, abi
Nor worry!
D next tory wey go spread go be * I load 400 naira but na 70 naira reflect for my account, helepp ooh * ..and dem go tell u say na network issue too!

Nawa ooh!
This thread got me tryna hold bak a laugh n end up choking n coughing spuriously!

@op: just study tha guy proper n know the times he's gonna come asking for sex.
then drop one or two of those Chinese sex drugs in one bottle of Big stout for him.
At tha end he'll be sweating heavily, confused, wit a big grin on his face, while u'll be looking for the nearest escape route

Sincere 9gerian: There's no justification for the atrocious act of deporting Nigerians in Nigeria. Its not about party or tribe. It is evil and satanic to deport Nigerians in their own country. No matter the menace you claim beggars have constituted in Lagos, Fashola should look for CREATIVE ways of solving the problem. If the beggars are doing illegal business, then Fashola also embarked on an illegal act of deportation of Nigerians in Nigeria.

What cant the state govt consider creative solution such as:

1. Rather than waste energy in deporting these people why cant the state, in collaboration with police, investigate and identify ring leaders of the beggars, arrest and prosecute them? Just like guys on this forum ask for arrest and prosecution of sponsors and leaders of Boko Haram, rather than only footsolders, the state govt can also identify, arrest and prosecute ring leaders of beggars in the state. You know the effect this will have, it will cut off substantially the influx of more beggars

2 Mop up some of the beggars in the streets and take them to rehabilitation homes. The cost of feeding beggars cannot and can NEVER be too much for the state to bear.

3[b] Fund the medical treatment of those who require treatment[/b]. Yes, this can be done, especially at the Lagos State University Teaching Hospital

4. Encourage well meaning individuals, private institutions and religious bodies to also establish rehabilitation homes that'll complement that are being run by the state govt

If the above measures and other creative interventions are done CONSISTENTLY, the number of beggars and destitutes will reduce substantially.

Deportation of Nigerians in Nigeria cannot and can NEVER be part of the solution in any circumstance. It is evil, inhumane, barbaric and satanic.

Guy!!! your so called creative solution sounds like baby's yapping! complete crap!!