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HealthRe: Remember Conjoined Twins Abby And Brittany? This Is What They Look Like Now by tomnmenace(m): 11:55am On Jul 24, 2017
iamdotune:
Wait o who controls the both arm and legs or do they control it separately
Like if they want to walk does Abby wait for Brittany to move her leg forward and she follows along or how huh And do they have to share rounds of spoon to eat since nutrition affects both and who gets to feel they should ease their self or they feel it at the same time and if I slap Brittany would Abby feel it? Also do they gist theirselves before they sleep at night like normally when you think at night so they could just have someone to talk to
And what if argh I've got a lot of questions I've to meet them in person! angry
as i ehh!! i yam nor undanstan atall. this one weak me gan!

FamilyRe: Woman Welcomes Quintuplets In Calabar After 10 Years Of Childlessness (Photo) by tomnmenace(m): 10:03am On May 08, 2017
rawpadgin:
I tap from this blessing in Jesus christ name i pray
AMENNNN!!!! May God give to you as you desire.
RomanceRe: Is BREAST Still A Private Part In This World ?? by tomnmenace(m): 4:07pm On Mar 23, 2017
agohmamuda:
according to NUC, the only accredited private part still remains, Pe..is and Vag.na
Every other part or parts must be free to air.
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InvestmentRe: MMM- Coming Stronger by tomnmenace(m): 1:16pm On Mar 20, 2017
sobande:
make i buy ur po 100k
you still dey?
still waiting to conclude the 100k deal na
InvestmentRe: MMM- Coming Stronger by tomnmenace(m): 1:11pm On Mar 20, 2017
Stanley187:
Abeg give me the details of your P. O, make I inherit am. Jagaban 400k#
are you still there?
pm me make i give you my PO to inherit
InvestmentRe: MMM- Coming Stronger by tomnmenace(m): 3:39pm On Jan 23, 2017
Mouthgag:
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You foolss should have a break already. Mmm will definitely die completely soon.
The miserable admin doing the matching are making things worse. After setting 31k limits, some people (so-called guiders) are still getting up to 70k matching. I saw someone who received up to 500k last week. I just pitied the fools that paid.

NOBODY SHOULD PH ANYTHING, ONLY GUIDERS ARE GETTING MATCHED. GUIDERS ARE THE MAIN REASON MMM CRASHED. I KNOW A SO-CALLED GUIDER NAMED FRANK THAT WITHDREW ABOUT 120 MILLION NAIRA IN OCTOBER LAST YEAR WITHOUT PHing a kobo.
AT THE MOMENT, SOME OF THIS SO-CALLED GUIDERS HAVE BONUSES OF ABOUT 300 MILLION NAIRA TO WITHDRAW
MMM can only resurrect miraculously if they CANCEL this so-called guiders bonuses. At this time, you only PH at your own peril.


MMM SLOGAN

TOGETHER WE CAN FÛCK THE WORLD cheesy
cheesy cheesy
TIRI GBOSA FOR YOU!!

I think MMM is impossible to revive.

Given the Nigerian mentality nobody will want to PH but all will want to GH.
So there'll be no money to attend to the GH peeps!

Moreover it strongly looks like, from the system language, that Honourable Mavrodi has long taken a bow, with a full suitcase, having a vacation on some island while planning on the next country to milk.
The Nigerian programmers who inherited the ''corpse'' site are just doing a jagbajantis of the whole revival thing.

We should just mourn and MOVE ON!!!

We were unlucky to be the final set on which it got locked in December.
(I lost 400k too. I'm through with mourning)

MMM is DONE, DEAD and about to be DUSTED! cry

My humble opinion
RomanceRe: Anytime I Have Sex With My Bf I Just Hate Him Afterwards by tomnmenace(m): 12:10pm On Jan 19, 2017
stanboy28:
its ur mindset....u see sex as taking advantage of u or using u or..what ever...and u hav to stop and fight dis mindset....sex is gr8....it connects emotion and all...if wit d appropraite person or......unless u wanna be single all ur live...u gatta learn how to love sex..cos d moment ur husband bleep u den...ur start thinking rubbish...dat will send u to ur fada's house if care is not taken......dats all i gatta say..



#I-AM-STANBOY
stanboy28:
use ur common sense to deduct and evaluate dat its guilt due to religious stuff dats killing her....not the guy....b4 u spoil the guy 4 am.....d guy might even be so gud emotional due to her statement .....tell her to stop dat mentality cos if u wanna hav pleasure den u most sin....if u come hate sex den it will feel like and obligation to ur husband....which he wont find funny
stanboy28:
its either of these 3 tins


1:-its either d relationship is abusive or u ar jst coping and managin d guy(which i guess not)

2:-......ur religion is affecting ur mentality towards sex...seeing it as sinfull,being used..or takin advtge of...yep..dats basicaly having a wrong mentality abt sex...plus it can affect u to ur husbands house...there..u will see sex as only jst an obligation to ur husband...yes..sex is damn sinfull ..well..jst try and enjoy it.(am sure dis is ur problem)

Lastly...it seems d nigga is not good in bed good,does'nt last enouf or som other tins dat make u less satisfied with d sex...(i dont think these 1 is the main prob)



#I-AM-STANBOY
WALAHI, TIRI GBOSA FOR YOUU!!!
RomanceRe: After viewing this, you'll see masturbation differently. (pic) by tomnmenace(m): 1:59pm On Jan 17, 2017
Endy10:
First sperm: What do you want to be when you fertilize the egg?
Second sperm: I want to be a doctor
Third sperm: I want to be a lawyer
First sperm: For me, I would like to be an engi...Sh*t! The bastard is masturbating again!
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy...**dies!!
RomanceRe: Please Which Size Is Considered A Small Dick?? by tomnmenace(m): 11:01am On Dec 20, 2016
Omor, come see this people ooh!! shocked
Talking dick size mattaz!!

Meanwhile, please ooh, how do you confirm a 6inch? ..when fully stretched from arousal or when its normal and flabby?
PhonesRe: 99% Nairalanders Don't Know The Full Mean Of Simcard by tomnmenace(m): 9:36am On Dec 07, 2016
krebdawise:
SIM mean SUSCRIBER IDENTITY MODULE ...... #olodo
undecided undecided undecided

1. Who is "olodo"?
2. Why "SUSCRIBER"?
3. Who told you that it is "IDENTITY"?
4. What is "Full mean"?

Kai!! oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

HU SEN U SEFhuh
RomanceRe: Nig Reacts To Fb Unclad Pix(pix) by tomnmenace(m): 2:03pm On Dec 06, 2016
gqboyy:
but she's clad na....y all d hating?
[quote author=Qualer post=51681676][/quote]I wonder!
The problem with the black race!
Can't talk or caution with decency or sincerity. its just a 'zen state' snapshot


...if you dey accuse person for your front, make you take style look your back first!
PhonesRe: Thuraya Launches World's First Dual Mode, Dual SIM Phone by tomnmenace(m): 10:37am On Nov 16, 2016
robotix:
I know you are looking for traffic. Whoever taught you blogging didn't teach you well on how to generate traffic.

Bible said: "Give and Ye Shall Receive.."

You have not given anything here and you wanna receive?

Next time, paste your full content and put the link below it. People will naturally click through to find out what your blog has to offer.

With what you have there, I am very sure not much will be visiting and you also lost a chance to put this on front page which could have generated much more clicks.

The best way to get most things is act like you don't want it.
^^^
cool Twenty gbosa's for you my guy
PoliticsRe: Donald Trump Gains Ground After Soyinka Blast by tomnmenace(m): 9:17am On Nov 04, 2016
OmidinaOlayemi:
We muslims disagree with females driving cars and becoming presidents but we want Hillary to win. Her vagina is allowed to vibrate while driving cars, it's better than having Trump's nukes chasing after our towel-heads.

Sai Hillary.
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Kai!!! dis guy badt gan!!
CelebritiesRe: MMM Has Absconded With My N189,000- Nigerian Cries Out by tomnmenace(m): 5:15pm On Nov 03, 2016
@op
if only u cld show me shapshot of your accounts page and that of your cousin. I bet the bank accounts where yours and none of your cousin's.
InvestmentRe: People Warned Me About This Mmm, Now My Account Has Been Blocked With #189,000 by tomnmenace(m): 4:04pm On Nov 03, 2016
toideve:
One thing you guys should know is this, as an ordinary participant, you don't have the right to login to another participant's PO. If you do this, the system assumes that you own the two accounts cos they were operated on the same IP address.

Secondly, do not allow family members registered under you to provide help more than you. If they must pledge more than you, they must do it from your own PO.

Do not operate more than one account else all the accounts would be placed on moratorium.

This OP registered another account in the name of cousin's account. The CRO went through the case and found out that he defaulted. Normally MMM don't block people for opening multiple accounts, they just put the accounts on moratorium. For the OP to be blocked, that means he has done something else that he has failed to tell us.

Your 189k is peanut so don't come here and cry foul. You defaulted and people like you needs to be kicked out so as to make this system work for us all.

MMM Pays!
cool

I think the op registered another account in the name of his cousin but placed his(op's) own bank details in place of his cousin's.
I don't see how else you could be banned.
RomanceRe: 7 Reasons Why Guys Are Reluctant To Commit!!! Come In And Testify by tomnmenace(m): 10:30am On Nov 03, 2016
undecided

Mehn!!! Every point outlined by tha op is soooo true!!

''....he will slowly but surely change into the type of person you want him to be. He is afraid of losing his own identity and changing into a lapdog...''

Kai!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Benny Hinn At Ayo Oritsejafor's Church In Warri. Photos by tomnmenace(m): 9:53am On Nov 02, 2016
greatjoey:
You don't have enough knowledge or Islam. There is a unique miracle recorded in the qoran performed by Mohammed that no prophet before and after him has performed. He had 11 wives. He ability to Bleep them round every night is a miracle no one has performed. Mohammed had that Horse sexual power to his credit. Incomparable.
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RomanceRe: Will You Marry This Girl If Her Bride Price Was Free? - Photo by tomnmenace(m): 10:11am On Oct 07, 2016
undecided undecided

First picture no tattoos
second picture plenty tattoos!
is it the same girl in both pics?

anyways, nothing lasts forever. That thang cannot pass me by! for why!??
PhonesRe: Unboxing The Gionee F103pro (pictures) by tomnmenace(m): 4:30pm On Sep 22, 2016
CRAP!

TECNO L8.

EOD!!
RomanceRe: sorry have to take it down by tomnmenace(m): 2:17pm On Sep 19, 2016
McBrooklyn:
Abeg let her continue doing her modelling . . . I won't be looking down on another person hustle if she thinks that's what is best for her, then let her continue doing her thing because hard work really pays cheesy cheesy





Abeg who get lighter here?? angry
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PoliticsRe: BBC Mocks Buhari:''why Travel Abroad For Treatment"(photo) by tomnmenace(m): 4:32pm On Jun 06, 2016
themall:
Abeg make we hear word. Mammography philanderers!
who be this one?? huh undecided
PoliticsRe: BBC Mocks Buhari:''why Travel Abroad For Treatment"(photo) by tomnmenace(m): 4:29pm On Jun 06, 2016
RomanceRe: Guys,would You Bang This Booty Despite Her Face For 100k? Jizuz Krist (photos) by tomnmenace(m): 10:46am On May 31, 2016
Na which kain stufid question be this sef??
angry

Na face I go bang?? huh

Don't worry about the 100k, I'll pay for that arhss any day any time! cool
PoliticsRe: Photo: The Day An Emir Will Abduct Any Of My Female Relative Up North. by tomnmenace(m): 9:46am On Mar 24, 2016
carinmom:
Why on earth would our sophisticated Emirs need your stinky and ugly girls who lack proper parental upbringing for?
Na which sophisticated emir dis one dey talk abouthuh lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Nairaland GeneralRe: Rihanna Boobs Is Pressure After 2 Perpendicular Aeroplanes. by tomnmenace(m): 10:02am On Feb 11, 2016
falcon01:
kambu ro ubannan..
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CelebritiesRe: Olamide Has Possessed A Lion Now Coomanding People To Dab (pics) by tomnmenace(m): 11:28am On Feb 10, 2016
crotonite:
%%rears my head from under a rock%%

dab!?

guyz plz wad za puck is dabhuh
Guy me sef tire oooo !!! dab ke? blokkos ni!!! undecided undecided
RomanceRe: 21 Things Girls Like To See When They Visit A Guy’s Place For The First Time by tomnmenace(m): 4:15pm On Oct 06, 2015
la click la.......msstchewwwwwwwww!!! angry lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

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