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190-the-clown:
[size=38pt]DIES!!![/size]


OMFG!! im crying here

I just saw the WASTE thing


oh my gawd!! Jesus jesus help me

!!

'Tie bids around her waste' ......she wan aunction her dustbin??

Idowuogbo: Hold on! Wait wait wait, u wan begin argue ni? Guy, if I use my left hand deck u hen? Trust me...na u go dey news next week with d headlines "A gentleman got slapped and he immediately turned to cabin biscuit". Ewu!

Ol boy, u badt gan!!

SMH! Walahi, nigerian movies na capital CRAP!!!

*buy a large ribbon
take a bath, shave up completely, wear a perfect roll-on and an 'arousing' perfume
Take two pills of viagra
Tie yourself lik a special parcel
wait for her in the kitchen*

**..my sweet potato, I wonna tell u my mind I wonna tell u my mind ooh!
I nor understand oh!
Coz I dey see well well but dey say love is blind oh
U see as u dey so
U are d luv of my life, u are d luv of my life oh!....
...OMO!
..u DON MAKE ME FALL IN....**

tiniyata: ....And face it son, she's no longer a virgin, so any other subsequent fuk for her would be like lickin sweet tangarine....

^^^PRONTO!!!!

SH*T! WHAH DAH FAUWK!!

Richfella: Gwoverment money, for gwoverment house, no biggie . ----- Barkin Zuwo.

Lawyers in the house - any money in my account is my money right?

KWARAI WALAHI!!

Ip I pind muni po my acct, and I iz leave am po dia... come 2morow and am no see am po dia again, walahi i sue am po bank straight! No dulling!

Mstcheeewww!!!

_{*shits again on ch^rlie ch^rlie*}

Hmmmmmm....

I don read comment tire, my belle dey pain me _*lmfao*, water dey comot for my eyes _*rotflmao* and my head don full _{*headache don start*}

So much for this CATASTROPHE of a being!! .......mstcheeeewww!!! _{*shits on ch^rlie ch^rlie*}

at 23yrs old, no boyfriend??
..infact u av recorded no toasters for lik.. how long?
MEHN!!!

U nid to be worried, gbam!!

*Something smells *

Networkmaster: 3]SPIRO: Dis one don taaaay 4 house.She don dey enta voicemail so she decide 2 dey use church cover up.Dat fasting & prayer no b issue; wia u dey wen ur mates dey marry?
4]SPOILT BRAT: Her papa hold small 'change' so she no fit do house work.We knw dem! High maintenance; no productivity.U fit get gifts on una wedding day but afta dat,her papa go free ur LIABILITY!!.....


9]FAKE BONE: Fake hair,fake eyelashes,fake breasts,fake nails,6inches heels,5layers of make~up.. Weeeetin?? Wia d original come dey naw?....

Hekehehehehehehehehekk!!

kehnton: http://newsdiaryonline.com/n300000-for-a-job-for-2000-recruits-scam-ad-abolurins-aide-head-of-civil-defence-corps-anti-corruption-unit-caught-red-handed/

OMG! WTF

Kobojunkie: @Poster, I think what you can do is wait for her to grow up. Yes, she is 22 but at 22, not everyone has fully grasped the meaning of marriage, or why things like taking calls from ex-boyfriends. She is probably still in the "I am young and life is good" phase of her life and it is expected that she still holds on to some of her childhood ways. Give her time. That is really all you can do.

If you try to attack her or cause her to feel marriage is to place shackles on her mind, you might regret it. Also, I don't understand why you would think you are being deceived. I would think that you knew of the potentials of this(considering the age gap) before you married her so please drop that attempt to play VICTIM here and accept that this is your choice and you have to work with her as she grows up.

GBAM!
Mozonto, ud do well to read dis over n over again

Pritheeann: we wer 2qeda 4 8mnths..b4 we broke up...dey xay actionz spiks louda dan words..if u wana knw mi beta,.yhu cud kal mi up omma numba...

Hmmm
I guess I wld. 08134562785

Aw long was u in duh rtship?
Were u also luvin n carin lik u profess he was to u?

Guez I'll never try to understand why guys go bak to their ex......hmmmmmm....

#Wetin concern dlex21 wit twitter sef?

Mrs.Chima:
Sexkillz.

I was typing a response on the why hate on Nairaland thread...and when the thread locked...my shoe got caught in the crack. Can I retrieve it please?

Thanks in advance bro.

Was also in tha act ....found tha thread's locked
@Op^^^
U get to learn something somehow, someday, ain't dat rit? .........wish u saw my post

Somebody comes here for help
Nairalanders abuse d hell outta d person
d person gets this 'rebellious complex' n continues in the wrong path
in d end, we fail n d person fails

Babe,

Dont come home anymore for holidays
Get a vocational job
get a caring boyfriend... one dats good at it too
MAKE A CONSCIOUS EFFORT TO GET THIS SHITT OUTTA UR SYSTEM!!!!
PRONTO!

All dis bruhaha is a waste of saliva (..abi na bandwidth) n govt time.

LEAVE THE GIRL !! simple!

When ure not comfortable with a woman, d pressures persists for a long time in the relationship (if not throughout) and deprives u of certain sweetness n fun in the rship.
Her height, age and academic achievement are hard cracks to settle with.
Tha way I see it, You wont be happy if you go on with it and you may end up making her unhappy too.
So, save one soul at least, ....yourself!!

But learn this bit for the future, "in a relationship it is better and far more important for tha lady to be totally in luv with tha guy and tha guy too care for her than tha other way round"
I wont give up a lady who truly and completely loves me. I'l learn to luv her

cstan: @op[s]...my advice is that you should visit her unawares...mayb in a public eatery...buy ha gifts...then explain issues to ha...i blv she would feeel beeter...goodluck!

Final conclusion, gbam!!

^^^You nor well at all !

Wetin concern me wit dis thread

No need to worry bout precriptions. Na to just do same rit there n then n send d picture to the other two, gbam!

Hehehehehehheheheheheheheheehe

[quote author=fellow]Lol funny thread. I wonder why you girls talk to pillow and teddy when all you have to do is put up a call to that guy you have been tripping for all along. I bet he would be of much more help.


Yes oh! LMAO!

FOLKTALE!