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Frankly speaking, I really don't know the exact meaning of those words when they fall out of a naija babe's mouth n I'm looking forward to knowing wat it really means. but for now I tink I go wit bknight

ITbomb: The girl has been with me for like 3 months and we don do everything but one day she still come leave me and send me this text, ‘Your love is better with recharge cards and BB!’”
— Akpos, 38, Iyabo yard, Ajegunle

Hahahahahahahahah..chai !!
She be original 'olori buruku'

TRUST ME GIRL, I'M GONNA GIV U D BEST ADVICE
D guy may want to cal on u cos he enjoys your young 'air' in private
But in truth, that guy intends to use u ..in private too, sorry
No matter how nice he treats u, he's merely playing u
doesn't av a plan for u, doesn't want a future with u, feels very insecure cos of ur age, n has bin planning d best way to do away wit u.

You intuitively left him.
Leave it at that

Next time, go for court wedding, gbam!! Its a one day affair..no coming to my church,..marriage counselling by pastor,...and then losing your babe to church brother.

C H A I !!!

NPF! GOD BLESS UNA JOOR!

C H A I !!!

OL BOY! OUR OWN DON FINISH KPATAKPATA!!

Chimezie198: bro cold wan freez me ooh. . . . Find me toothpick nah? Make e be say if dem call pple wey chop meat I go follow too.

Guy, No dey talk rubbish na! Abeg collect joor! #* give out a half smoked ciggarette*#

All dis people sef! mtsscheewww!
Me! I no wan anytin to do wit dat woman again #*puffs n draws on his ciggarette*#

Common guys, this could be serious spiritual matter!
Babe, it really cld be dat d guy has been avin des 'dreams' and because he really likes yu he had to go consult he's pastor bout it. Now, as it has come to fasting for one week, I suggest yu stay off d guy for d one week because yu may pollute his sanctity, prayers and mediations during that period, (I can tell u r irresistable wen ure close to him), hwever tell him, since its ur birthday next month, u av a veRY VERY special "bedroom" gift for him after his fasting and AFTER he has revealed the interpretation of the dream to you. I bet u, he'll dream another dream wer the man died and both of u wer back together, hugging each other happily.

I'm not married tho'
But I damn well like this piece!

wa_do_mi: if i say to my guy - i am missing u, i simply wants his oko inside my wet wet obo.

Heheheheheheheheheheheh!

WA DO MI? ...CHAI!!

I wish I can be missing yu rit now now! now! now!

chistiana: could u believe this dude is right here on NL

Abeg na hu be d guy?
I wan ciiq "like" and then "follow" for im tabs.

Mynd_44: I can see someone is high on glue again

Ehen! Mynd don show!
Oya Kandiikane, Onila and y'all! mak una sofri-sofri oh!

Dis Guy: lol life has not unfolded for him at the age of 25

is he competing with Mark Zukerburg?

He should concentrate on work,side business and treating his girl right since she's not complaining

I'll go with dis!

I'm a B.Engineering graduate, the first of seven children (plus parents= AWHULLOTTA RESPONSIBILITY), just got a job 3 months back in chaotic Lagos which pays 60,000 (erratic payment) n I'l be 32 by Oct 1st!
Told my girl I'm gonna go ALL-OUT FIRE-HUSTLE! n I wont av enough time for the tit-bits of the relationship..
She said she's gonna go all out with me!
So,
Talk to your girl. No forming. No packaging. Let her know what's bugging you. Schedule a "lets be frank, heart-to-heart, clear headed" discussion. If she's yours, she'll stick!

and nigga...... do some more hustling! it's definitely gonna be fine soon.

Na wa oh!
Dat woman na original winch! man pikin no fit sleep for im house again?
Which kain rubbish be dis.....for dis nite?!!
*fuming^ wia dis olofufu barman dey sef.." BARMANN!!"

Chanchit: Thats very simple, jst say...
"What time do ya open those beautiful legs of yours...?
Cos i really wanna fu**ck you HARD....!"

YEAH RIT!!
Use red markers n write
".. I've bin diggin ur behind 4alongtime!..n doz nipples of urs dey giv me ideas, abeg mak we see na"

Just passing by

No comments!

stupid arszholes!

ms pookie: Enjoy d sekx nigga your EX GIRLFRIEND has been bitten by the Biatch Bug....OUCH!!!

EXACTLY!!

Find a new 17, or to be safe, 25

abby88: @ M M M, I have tested once since April and that was last week it was Neg+ and i never asked about his status ever since April when shit happened but before, we used to take tests together. Okay if he is not HIV+, then what is it? Friends please tell me how i should treat this guy cause we actually live together, eat together and even drink the same water and one funny thing is that, the days i treat him harshly and give him very bad atittude, he is totally disorganised and even becomes sick. I wanted to shift away but my friends said it would be corwadize.

YEYE DEY WORRY DIS GIRL, NO BE SMALL!
So if d guy dey treat u sweety fine nko? u wan follow dead bodi enter grave?sak 2 say e dey treat u rit and wen u treat am bad im go comfuse, sick com turn disorganize. sho! d guy don already disorganise imself tay tay wen im dey kpolongo plenty plenty for outside so tay e give person belle, now e no fit kpolongo you because e realise say die don near and u dey here dey ask why im no go kpolongo you, and why you no want to leave am and why.......
ABEG GERRRROOUUUTTT!! JOR!

yam: it is u dat is not a graduate for u not to understand words shldnt be written in full

OOH MYY GODDD!!!

U SAY WETIN??

Hmmmm...
if u say u believe d guy is not womanising outside because u kno him, ookkey oooo!
if it was the girl that said i love you first and then he replied same then i'l want to believe he's trying to control an outside relationship.
But na d guy first halla I LOVE U, followed by d girl!!
hehh! 99% of my mind is telling me dat guy is sooooo KPANSHING sumbody outside!!

Open ur eyes ohh!!
Guys can be badt!

katherinae: MODEL LET ME GIVE U SOME ADVICE, I FU ARE DATIN A GOODLOOKING GUY, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH CONFRONTING HIM ABOUT OTHER GIRLS. SOME GUYS ACTUALLY LIEK TO SEE THEIR GIRLFRIENDS JEALOUS BUT NEVER OVERDO IT. LET HIM KNOW THTA U DONT LIKE THAT AND IF U EVER SEE HIM WITH OTHER GIRLS, MAKE SURE U CONFRONT HIM IN PUBLIC SO AS TO EMBARRASS HIM AND HER, TRUST ME NO PERSON WILL BLAME U. NOW LIKE I SAID DONT OVERDO IT BUT LET THOSE BITCHES KNOW THAT U ARE A STRONG COMPETITORR AND IF SOME UGLY CHICK THINKS THEY CAN TAKE U AWAY FROM HIM, OH U ARE READY TO FIGHT FOR HIM.

MEN ARE LIKE DOGS THEY LOVE PROTECT AND CHERISH U BUT IF A STRANGER GAVE THEM FOOD, THEY PROBABL WOULD WANT TO EAT IT, SO KEEP THAT LEASH TIGHT. AND A REAL MAN WILL FIND U HELLA RESISTING OK

WHAO!
I believe with all dis replies u now understand the interpretation of d "we nid to av a break" tori! but if u still want to hear wat d calabash is saying, it's dis:
" guy don tire for you"
Na go be dat!!

Soweee!!
Life can be unfair!

@PAKAVY#
DISGUSTING PERVERT!!

giv more details, babe!
lik hw long uve bin 2geda, hw intimate u guys are n stuff lik dat
den we can look into d calabash n interpret d "we nid to av a break" tori!

ok! I go for the bold 4. lets get down to details! 08134562784

hahahahahahahahahaha!

cool!
...
eh! but...

I hope my someone turns out to be quite interesting
thomasonotu@gmail.com

Ivynwa: A good way of finding out what is worrying him is listening in on him when he is drunk and ranting. The particular thing he stresses on most while drunk may be the source of his worry. I know a fifty something year old man in our neighbourhood who has a terrible drinking habit that made him get demoted at work. He did not marry, has no children and whenenever he is drunk he is always talking about children, child and other things on his mind he has been musing secretly on.

On hearing him talk about children severally, I realized that he actually wanted children and on discussing that with two of his siblings they both said that he love children and is not happy that he is not married and has no child. I asked that they persuade him to marry and they replied that no lady will want him and his terrible drinking habit and this man is actually very handsome (mixed breed)but drinking has done him more bad than good. You need to see how his world lights up when he is sober and playing with a child----so the secret of what is driving him to drink may be found in his drunken rantings.

well said!

D way I feel rit nw....
I dunt kno if I can trully lurf a girl
I kno I can show much care for any nice-to-be-with babe
So chopping gbegiri only for d rest of ......

mstcheeewwwww!!