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blackiebobo:
House, what's the next steps after this?

When are we going to know our fate

I did mine yesterday... pg from lagos !

According to the invigilators from the South East zone , each day's exam is being marked that day and recorded. So, i think the results should be ready by Friday which is tomorrow.
I don't know when they will get back to us though.
Thank you.

Topmostt:
Thanks bro. Please what on that number 8?

No. 8 is Phone number. Hope it helps

Taolyn4lif:
Pls how many envelopes does an applicant need? Are the two sets of applications expected to be enclosed in an envelope or the two in separate envelopes before submission?

You need to bring two envelopes. Each of them should contain all your photocopied documents . You must also bring all the originals for sighting .

Topmostt:
Who is writing tomorrow? Anybody going from Port Harcourt. Can someone please share the link to the the documents we need to go with for the test?

This is is what was pasted on the door of the entrance to the South East centre. Hope this helps.

Taolyn4lif:
To those that have written, is calculator allowed in the test?

Of course not

emenik08:
Please are you writing for undergraduate or postgraduate. How was postgraduate questions like? Thanks.

I wrote for postgraduate. Like I said, is normal mathematics , English , current affairs and IT. Like I also said time is of essence.
No calculator too.
Thank you.

Topmostt:
Hello bro, when did the exams start? were they strict with time? Because I will be travelling down to awka from port harcourt on the same day of my exams. Expecting a reply

The exam started around some minutes past 2pm or so. Just take your time because the verification and registration takes a lot of time. The questions are easy like someone said but just be cautious of time. Wish you success man

All is set for the test. Reporting live from the South East region. We are waiting for the minister of education for state and Anambra state education minister so they can kick start the event and the test can begin.

Wish me success!!! Cheers!!!

patako:
just 50 questions consisting of english,nearest in meaning, opposite in meaning, current/foreign affairs, mathematics and IT. They are not too hard but i advise u guys to watch out for the mathematics.

Thanks @ patako. You did well, i appreciate.

Kassidy4luv:
Reporting live from FSTC Awka......... First batch already writing d exams.

Send Any document you didn't come with to the Director Federal scholarship board Abuja.

Cheers bro and goodluck.

@Kassidy4luv thank you very much. I can now have calm mind as i journey to Awka tonight. Cheers man as you write your test. Goodluck

Afrok:
Op u for try use your name nah as the writer, abii because no body sabi your name?

@Afrok No be me write am ooooo. na Jude Okoye. Lols

tonero4urch:
Please dear, i know you would be writing your test today and I would be on my way to Awka tonight without my birth certificate from NPC, so i need you to help me answer these questions after you finish your test today before I hit the road tonight because my own test is on Tuesday ( Imo state).

- Was those that don't have their birth certificate from NPC allowed to write the test?
- Did the test start by 8am as stipulated?
- Give a rough estimate of the number of candidates that wrote the test.
- Explain how the test and interview went.

I am pleading to you to answer my questions so I won't have to waste my time, energy and money just to travel all the way from Lagos to Anambra only not to be allowed to write the test because I don't have the birth certificate from NPC.

Please help a brother save his money,time and energy.
I am counting on you for this.

Those writing in Awka please answer my questions ooooo. I am hitting the road tonight. Please don't let me regret travelling all the way from Lagos to Awka. Thank you in advance.

joshujoshu:
@at the exam venune in Abeokuta , Ogun. The crowd size is moderate. The officials are lenient concerning the availability of document. They said DAT we could send any not available to FSB Abuja. The registration and accreditation processes are slow. It's midday yet accreditation is not even half way.
Music entertainment by Ogun Cultural Troupe.
Cheers!

Thank You very much @ JoshuJoshu- you just doused many tensions now. Please i want my South East peeps writing in Awka to give us heads up .

We are waiting.

A Letter To The Ladies .... by Jude Okoye

# Girls pt 1

Most times wen I dey go work in d morning,,,,,,, I
dey always pass thrru national Stadium & e dey always make me laff anytime I see sum girls wey their belle big,,,,,, dey run round stadium,,,,, all in d name of say dem wan get flat tummy .But my dear sister,,,,,,,,,, as far say u don vow to dey chop boys money like say 2morrow no dey,,,,,,,, then, ur belle don also vow to dey big everyday like say u be Bendel Brewery Factory Manager.

Gone are them days that guys were serial-eaters, nowadays it is the ladies! Guy go use him godly mind
take u out,,,,,,, but u go use ur bad mind carry ur glutton friend(s) follow body. Guinness Malt wey everybody know say na 1 u fit drink in a day,,,,,,,, but u & ur glutton friend carry 6-6 bottles drink,,,,,, like say na beer.
U feel u're punishing a guy by ordering d whole food in an eatery. We spend the money, You lose d shape, You see a beautiful girl who's got everything, but
one thing just kills them: THEIR BELLY.

Only u go chop cow tail,,,,, cow head,,,, cow nose
& even cow belle....... u b carnivorous animal? Then wen
2morrow reach,,,,,, u go wear tight,,,,, dey run go stadium
bcus u want flat tummy....... E b like say u neva hear dat english wey dem dey speak say "u can't eat ur cake & have it" U no dey see oyibo girls belle ? U no see as their belle flat?......... D reason wey make their belle flat na
bcus dem no get dis bad attitude of "Tessy cum make we go wreck dat guy" Wen u take oyibo girl out,,,,,,, d highest tin wey dat oyibo girl go ask for no pass ice cream & pop corn,,,,,, then 2nd tin wey oyibo girl want 4rm u is just to look her in d eyes & tell her how much u love her as she dey lick d ice cream..........Datz all .But take sum of our Nigerian girls out,,,,, only she go chop egg roll,fish roll, drum roll, toilet roll. She go finish 4rm
roll enter,,, meat pie,fish pie,kpomo pie , even chop stockfish pie smh,,,,still chop sausage join,,,,,,chop rice,,,,,, even chop d white paper wey dem give her take clean mouth smh.Why u nuh go see most girls having running stomach on monday?,,,,,,,, then on Tuesday,, u see them running round stadium. She dey bounce one side beleh dey bounce follow am(nzobu nzobu) .Make una Continue to dey chop guys money.......Na the whole
State. una go soon dey run round every morning.

From: Jude Okoye

Kassidy4luv:
tanx bro. Am already on my way to Awka from Lagos.

I will put up in a friends house over dia.

God will see us all through.

Please dear, i know you would be writing your test today and I would be on my way to Awka tonight without my birth certificate from NPC, so i need you to help me answer these questions after you finish your test today before I hit the road tonight because my own test is on Tuesday ( Imo state).

- Was those that don't have their birth certificate from NPC allowed to write the test?
- Did the test start by 8am as stipulated?
- Give a rough estimate of the number of candidates that wrote the test.
- Explain how the test and interview went.

I am pleading to you to answer my questions so I won't have to waste my time, energy and money just to travel all the way from Lagos to Anambra only not to be allowed to write the test because I don't have the birth certificate from NPC.

Please help a brother save his money,time and energy.
I am counting on you for this.

Kassidy4luv:
Hello house I have not yet gotten my transcript , bt I have applied for it and it will be ready next week. Am still in Lagos, will be travelling to Awka tomorrow, though still skeptical about it, cos of my transcript which I haven't gotten. My interview is in Awka on Monday.

Advice plxxxx

In my own view, I would advice you go for the test. I have similar problem too( I don't have the birth certificate from NPC).l won't want to take the risk by not going and later find our that those without birth certificate from NPC were allowed to take the test. My own test is in awka too- am from Imo state.
My 2cent.

Valmesk:
Enter School of Health very close to School Road by mosue,Aba,Abia State,they charge a thousand naira only and you collect it immediately;.

I want to send someone down to Owerri to get my birth certificate for me. Did you submit anything like Passports, Affidavit etc or just #1000? please reply!!!!

In my own view, if my wife can't give me a logical reason as to why my friend can't put up with me for few days then is as good as not informing her because i will go ahead with my decision to bring my friend to stay in my house. I will review her reasons and see if it's void of selfishness before i say 'Yes' or 'No' to my friend.

To digress a little, my nursing-mother sister wanted to stay with me for sometime because she has accommodation problem (only her and her baby are to stay with me). On telling my girlfriend ( who i don't live with) , she objected to it. So, are you advising me to be serious with her? A lady i haven't even married and she won't have my sister in need to stay in my house . As i write now, my sister is right in my house till they solve their accommodation problem in a month time.

It is high time i asked Arsenal FC management if this yearly heartbreak is intentional because for the past 11 years i have always had heartbreak every February and March. I always prepare for it yearly so i am used to it but i think Arsene Wenger needs to give way for a better coach before i won't have any heart again to be broken- I don't know why it is so. Please help!!!!

#LamentationOfAFrustratedArsenalFan

The bible says that "Vengeance is of the Lord" so who am i not to obey. I will leave everything to God. Even God will personally remind me to remind my boss to insult me any day he forgets to do so. Who "no insult" don epp? Mtscheeeeuuuuuuwwww. Make i hear say i forget to remind am to insult me any day. #nonsense

The bible says 'Vengeance is of the Lord' so who am i not to obey the word of the Lord. Even God will remind me to remind my boss to insult me any day he forgets to do so. Who 'no insults' don epp? Make i hear say i no remind am to insult me.

Hello Peeps,

I am a prospective post graduate awardee and i want to ask these few questions :

- I only have a birth certificate from local government- must the birth certificate be from NPC? ( from the website,i can't find where it is written that the birth certificate must be from NPC).

- Would i be allowed to write the test without NPC birth certificate because i went to NPC, Lagos and was told it will take me 2 weeks to get it which would be useless to me by the time it would be out because my own test is coming up on the 8th March 2016. I just don't want to waste my time, energy and finance and travel all the way from Lagos to SouthEast for the test only to be told i won't write it because of this NPC birth certificate.

Any answers peeps?

Sunday Oliseh has resigned as Head Coach of the Nigerian football national team, the Super Eagles, just over seven months after he was appointed.

Oliseh, who announced his resignation on Twitter, said he took the decision due to the inability of the Nigeria Football Federation, NFF, to honour the terms of his contract.

“Due to contract violations, lack of support, unpaid wages, benefits to my players, assistant coaches and myself, I resign as Super Eagles Chief Coach,” he tweeted.

In a preceding tweet before announcing his resignation, Oliseh thanked Nigerians for the opportunity to serve as coach of the national team

“I feel fortunate, blessed and eternally grateful for having the honour to play, captain and coach this great nation of ours, Nigeria.”

Oliseh, whose appointment was made with much fanfare by the NFF, soon started having problems with the executives of the federation over remuneration, match tactics and results.

His complaint about being owed was not well received by the NFF, which rather threatened to sanction him.

He also had challenges managing the players. An altercation between the coach and the team’s former captain and the country’s most capped goalkeeper, Vincent Enyeama, led to the goalie’s premature resignation from the team last October.

Apparently, the last straw for Oliseh was the woeful outing of the Super Eagles at the CHAN competition in Rwanda, where the team was eliminated in the first round.

Following widespread criticisms that greeted the team’s elimination, a Youtube video soon surfaced in which Oliseh lambasted his critics, referring to them as “insane”.

On Thursday, the NFF directed Oliseh to henceforth report to former coach and the federation’s technical director, Amodu Shuaibu.

​The NFF is yet to respond to his resignation.

CC: Lalasticlala

Hello People,

Nobody is saying anything about Imo state.

I want to know if Imo state are still collecting CV's or they have written the test/probably done the interview.

I am asking this because i want to know if i should still submit my CV or to forget about it.

Thank You in advance for your response.

kunzo:
ADAMU OLAMIDE HAMMED, I have submitted but your age is giving me concern, you will be 28years by 18-04-2016.

Mr Kunzo I sent another email this morning to you to replace the one I sent earlier on Monday which doesn't have my date of birth. This one I sent today has my date of birth amongst other things. I even attached all the required documents like you specified .

My name is Ogwurumba Anthony Uchechukwu and my email is tonero4urch@yahoo.com

Help me check and reply me please so my mind will be at ease. Help a brother.

You won't ever see the end of God's blessings in your life with the way you help mankind. Amen

Regards.

Anthony.

HI kunzo,
I have sent my CV to your email address. Thank you for what you are doing for nairalanders that are seeking for job like me.
My email add is tonero4urch@yahoo.com.
Regards.

kunzo:
With response that have gotten so far from all of you, it means almost all of you are coming to head office on Tuesday for the test. This will give all of you the opportunity to know one and other by name on Nairaland, I will also come and see you guys @ reception before the test. The prayers that've received so far is enough for me and I so much believe in those players. We will all laugh last in jesus name. Pls corporate dress is very important and try as much and know much about UBA. congratulations guys!!!! All glory belongs to God.

My Kenzo please this is my email address...tonero4urch@yahoo.com. Help a brother get a job. Just acknowledge my mail so i can send you my CV to submit for me when you go to the head office on Tuesday.

Thanks so much for what you are doing for humanity here.

trendygirl:
Hi all. I have some article writing jobs I would like to outsource if you are good in writing you may send me a pm so we can discuss.

I am Anthony and my email address is tonero4urch@yahoo.com. I write and I won an award while in school in a national essay competition and ever since I have taken writing as a hobby. My number is 07033455570. Call me and let me help write. Thank you.

What are you expecting to see? Well the FG found the budget and this is it.

I am a statistician cum data analyst who specializes in SPSS , MINITAB etc. I got this information very late, henece my hands are tied but you can hit me up for subsequent jobs . This is my cell number 08185593310 and my email is tonero4urch@yahoo.com. Thank You.