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Christianity EtcRe: Onitsha Catholic Diocese schools and hospitals they owns(photo) by Tonimax: 5:57pm On Jun 22, 2021
Factshunter:
A look at the jargons you wrote up there proved my point and to add to that, it's obvious you are a frustrated fellow who couldn't hold his ground hence the use of the word ' werey ' it feels good to know that you are mad along with your... like you wrote up there.

And hey, a rat, nobody like you is in no position to tell me or anybody for that matter what to do and what not to. And I repeat, you you have no use for that word , how it's used or where,how to apply it ' and that proves that you are unstable, unbalanced mentally, psychologically, emotionally hence your pathetic mental situation and condition crying out for mental, critical evaluation.

grin

A nobody, no entity, a mentally unstable fellow like you are the least of my worries to bother about where and where not to stay, says who? Who born you, who gave birth to you, how important are you except your usual insanity display on here and sense of belonging that holds no water where none of your lineage has not shares nor investment - Nairaland?

Imao grin
Common sense isnt that common embarassed
Read it slowly and tell me if it makes sense
See what a self acclaimed "prof" typed cheesy cheesy
Dumb0
But u want to tell seun how to run his forum sca11ywag
Christianity EtcRe: Onitsha Catholic Diocese schools and hospitals they owns(photo) by Tonimax: 5:05pm On Jun 21, 2021
Factshunter:
Do you even understand the meaning, the essence, and context the word " Mofo " fits into? Another illiterate who just throw words around.

And no, I ain't pained but agry that some padi-padi nonrelevant threads are being moved to the front page thereby reducing the quality and the intellect of the beautiful forum.

Spare me your jargon already.
Ohh sorry prof johnbull, sophisticated afonja, cheesy cheesy werey like I said go and and create ur forum and post only relevant news....

I don't know who made u judge to know what news is "nonrelevant ". There are numerous news here u could just skip this, ahhn don't be a dumb0
Christianity EtcRe: Onitsha Catholic Diocese schools and hospitals they owns(photo) by Tonimax: 10:15pm On Jun 20, 2021
Factshunter:
Typical of Ibo mod helping the usual suspect to push his usual snap and upload Anambra ego beating, nonrelevelent topic to the frontage over educative and valuable thread to the front page. Seun really needs to do something. angry
Why are u so pained m0fo

I do normally see topics about Aerial shots of unilag, unilorin,uniabj, uii,ahmadu uni and so on grace the front page without any hassles so what's ur point here

See go and build ur forum and have ur likes on it


Bitter leaf man
Christianity EtcRe: Onitsha Catholic Diocese schools and hospitals they owns(photo) by Tonimax: 10:11pm On Jun 20, 2021
Workch:
Just forget about that and answer the question,
It’s like you don’t know that we also have catholic schools here.

On what basis will one conclude that teachers in Anambra catholic schools are better than those in other catholic schools nationwide?
This guy is a m0fo I swear down
First he was comparing anambra mission schs with Lagos private schs, e nor win
Later comparing it with Lagos mission schs, nawa why is one person carrying the envy of 100 people,

And the funny part is that the werey is from ijebu ode ���
Claiming Lagos ode oshi, compare it with ijebu schs na m0ron
The mUgu think say good phonetics na say my pikin know book, baba have not jam Lagos slay queens, ijebu b@ztrd
PoliticsRe: We Have Moved Out Of Twitter (pictures) by Tonimax: 12:34pm On Jun 10, 2021
teresafaith:
Why una censor crow.we na it ain't even a cuss word
Crowwe
PoliticsRe: Twitter Escalated Boko Haram Insurgency - APC Reps Member, Yunusa Ahmad by Tonimax: 3:53pm On Jun 09, 2021
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Car TalkRe: Racing A 2014 Highlander With A mercedes Cls550. Toyotas Need To Know Their Mate by Tonimax: 1:44pm On Jun 08, 2021
Thunder all of you here grin grin grin grin grin

This is the most humorous thread I have seen iny life on niaraland wtf

This thread is underrated mehnn grin cheesy cheesy cheesy

God bless all of you that made this comedy a success
DJ lipsrsealed
Alfred
Kings
PoliticsRe: Gulak: Arewa Youths Withdraw Threat Against Hope Uzodinma, Assure Igbos Of Safet by Tonimax: 11:38pm On May 31, 2021
Officialgarri:
Do you know the land mass and population of the North? Do you know how many Northerners are in the military ?
Even a single Northern state is bigger than or twice as big as some middle eastern countries
Yet bandits ravage their so called "big states" on a daily.... grin grin
With ur imagingary " do you know how many northerners are in the military"
Its funny how u live in the 21st century and still think like a !imb0 , so land mass equals to strength or since they are bigger than some middle eastern countries that means military strength, Nigeria army is currently being over stretched..
Its IPOB that killed him Arewa should do their worst jare, enough of this gibberish from them,
Fa amaro kanyi so kwado
HealthRe: Spiritual Meaning Of Pepper by Tonimax: 10:40pm On May 31, 2021
cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel And Hamas Agree To Ceasefire To End Bloody 11-Day War by Tonimax: 2:20pm On May 21, 2021
barojana:
Handouts in what wayhuh The US human dev index is not even as good as that of Norway to begin with. How then can America make Israel what it hasn't achieved? US financial giveaway to Israel is only MILITARILY. It is US buying influence and strengthening an ally for a potential conflict with Iran through cash and loan. All of which Israel can do without and were post her major wars in the 70s.


You schooled the dumbo
Wow u really put the docile creature in its rightful place (pig house)
Buharis media cows

Israel is in the same economic and developmental league with USA and other Scandinavian countries like sweeden, Denmark etc. It's only unfortunate it is surrounded by historically proven unfortunate Neighbours which has meant it spends heavily on defense what it could have spent on other things. Not Finland, Sweeden or any other countries can survive what Israel has survived and still remain a developed country.

Do you think it is ordinary for a country to have thousands of rockets flying across into a country and big intl corporations still stay? Let Russia fire 100 rockets across Norway that falls into sea, everyone in that country would start fleeing.
Israel is fighting and still developing economy at the same time. My hats to the Israelis. I remove my Fila in salutation.

Isreal has the second highest concentration of high valued startups in the world second only to US. It is home to the research and dev hq of most high tech brands like HP, Intel etc.
Jews holds the highest number of Nobel prizes held by any ethnic population.

It has over a thousand ultra high networth individuals which pack $744 billion in combined wealth within a population of just 8 million people packed within a country the size of Oyo state. Coming only second to UAE ($825 Billion) and far ahead of Saudi ($482 Billion) and Turkey ($422 B) and Iran ($266B).

Without no oil, it has now surpassed the UAE this year for the second highest Gdp per capita in the Middle East ($43000) surpassing Saudi, Kuwait, Bahrain, Oman etc. Outside Mid east, it surpasses United Kingdom, New Zealand, Japan, Italy and would soon topple Canada.

Israel has a 4.2% unemployment rate compared to US with 6%. It has annual inflation of 0.3% compared with USA of 1.7%. This are economic data published by world Bank.

Israel from 1948 - 2021 fought her wars SINGLEHANDEDLY. It has beating a coalition of Egypt, Iraq, Jordan, Lebanon, Saudi, Sudan, Syria on numerous occasion without any US boot on ground for support. Some of its replenishment during war came from as far as chezk Republic not USA.
Infact, the US draws Israel back. At least in 1973 unprovoked war against Israel, they had opportunity to capture Cairo and Damascus, save for the US which started screaming for ceasefire.

During the war of attrition, Egypt brought the USSR's ground troops and airforce numbering 20000 to fight Israel's Sinai presence because ussr hated Israel for being US ally. Israel dealt with USSR (Second Most Powerful Country In The World) on air superiority destroying several airplanes and killing their pilots till they ran away. During that time Israel did not at one time invite US. Even if it did, US would not come.

The $4 Billion US gives to Israel in military aid is not unique. It equally gives Egypt ($3B) and Pakistan ($2). For Israel, the money helps America's ally with significant advantage over Iran an adversary of USA.

Know wetin you dey talk.
U really put the d*umbo in its rightful place

Don't mind all this bullhari media cows
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel And Hamas Agree To Ceasefire To End Bloody 11-Day War by Tonimax: 2:19pm On May 21, 2021
barojana:
Handouts in what wayhuh The US human dev index is not even as good as that of Norway to begin with. How then can America make Israel what it hasn't achieved? US financial giveaway to Israel is only MILITARILY. It is US buying influence and strengthening an ally for a potential conflict with Iran through cash and loan. All of which Israel can do without and were post her major wars in the 70s.


You schooled the dumbo
Wow u really put the docile creature in its rightful place (pig house)
Buharis media cows

Israel is in the same economic and developmental league with USA and other Scandinavian countries like sweeden, Denmark etc. It's only unfortunate it is surrounded by historically proven unfortunate Neighbours which has meant it spends heavily on defense what it could have spent on other things. Not Finland, Sweeden or any other countries can survive what Israel has survived and still remain a developed country.

Do you think it is ordinary for a country to have thousands of rockets flying across into a country and big intl corporations still stay? Let Russia fire 100 rockets across Norway that falls into sea, everyone in that country would start fleeing.
Israel is fighting and still developing economy at the same time. My hats to the Israelis. I remove my Fila in salutation.

Isreal has the second highest concentration of high valued startups in the world second only to US. It is home to the research and dev hq of most high tech brands like HP, Intel etc.
Jews holds the highest number of Nobel prizes held by any ethnic population.

It has over a thousand ultra high networth individuals which pack $744 billion in combined wealth within a population of just 8 million people packed within a country the size of Oyo state. Coming only second to UAE ($825 Billion) and far ahead of Saudi ($482 Billion) and Turkey ($422 B) and Iran ($266B).

Without no oil, it has now surpassed the UAE this year for the second highest Gdp per capita in the Middle East ($43000) surpassing Saudi, Kuwait, Bahrain, Oman etc. Outside Mid east, it surpasses United Kingdom, New Zealand, Japan, Italy and would soon topple Canada.

Israel has a 4.2% unemployment rate compared to US with 6%. It has annual inflation of 0.3% compared with USA of 1.7%. This are economic data published by world Bank.

Israel from 1948 - 2021 fought her wars SINGLEHANDEDLY. It has beating a coalition of Egypt, Iraq, Jordan, Lebanon, Saudi, Sudan, Syria on numerous occasion without any US boot on ground for support. Some of its replenishment during war came from as far as chezk Republic not USA.
Infact, the US draws Israel back. At least in 1973 unprovoked war against Israel, they had opportunity to capture Cairo and Damascus, save for the US which started screaming for ceasefire.

During the war of attrition, Egypt brought the USSR's ground troops and airforce numbering 20000 to fight Israel's Sinai presence because ussr hated Israel for being US ally. Israel dealt with USSR (Second Most Powerful Country In The World) on air superiority destroying several airplanes and killing their pilots till they ran away. During that time Israel did not at one time invite US. Even if it did, US would not come.

The $4 Billion US gives to Israel in military aid is not unique. It equally gives Egypt ($3B) and Pakistan ($2). For Israel, the money helps America's ally with significant advantage over Iran an adversary of USA.

Know wetin you dey talk.
SportsRe: My Clients Are Winning, 3-4 Odds Is The Best. by Tonimax: 11:33pm On Jan 06, 2021
Esundo:
The best answer is just to be quiet, you're a fool. Mind you I have three good phones, this happens to be the one my business WhatsApp is installed which I used for my games. Bastard
Myndd44
Cc.lalasticlala

Rule no.2
SportsRe: Rashford Is Now The World's Most Valuable Footballer At £149 Million by Tonimax: 2:28pm On Jan 06, 2021
cheesy


GGMU
Once a king, Always a king

The oceans and seas are now red

The time has come oh ye Devils emerge from ur slumbers and let the world feel thy wrath... grin grin

MyBloodIsRed angry angry
SportsRe: 14 Football Records That Will Take Many Generations To Break by Tonimax: 4:21pm On Jan 01, 2021
Omoh cheesy
PoliticsRe: Young Mori, Adamawa Hunter Killed In Gun Battle With Bandits In Kaduna (Photos) by Tonimax: 1:39pm On Dec 30, 2020
angryw
PoliticsRe: Many Police, Army Checkpoints In The South-East? Why Is This So? by Tonimax: 2:07pm On Dec 29, 2020
[quote author= post=97508507]you are exaggerating, from Awka to Onitsha is just one check point at Ukpor junction, Onitsha to our boundary with Imo is three Checkpoints on normal day, it's because of Yuletide they increase the numbers of police and road safety officials[/quote]Thats a blatant lie my friend

I work BTW owerri and Onitsha daily

Lets see how well you know there

The checkpoints as below from Onitsha to owerri:
1: checkpoint around down fly over upper iweka
2: checkpoint BTW showlight and electrical still on Onitsha owerri road
3: checkpoint in oba old road both police and FRSC
4: checkpoint after oba old road near where there are building that big market
5: checkpoint around orafite town
6: Checkpoint ozubulu ( its usually two during holidays like this) one at ozubulu junction and one at sea horse petroleum factory
7: new one before ihembosi becos of holidays
8: one after okija, around st Peter's..
9: military checkpoint around azia junction + police checkpoint too
Mehn all this is just from Onitsha to ihiala ohh we never reach uli, talkless of entering owerri

Haba reason am na
InvestmentRe: Export To Other African Countries And Make Millions In Naira by Tonimax: 10:27pm On Dec 24, 2020
All ur e-books are all #2,000 lipsrsealed

You are jack of all trade and master of none

The other day u were in the bet section selling eBook on how to pick teams to bet lol cheesy grin cheesy

Its just like selling as book on how to make money while u live in penury lipsrsealed

Mr man read ur eBook and master it, then sell a portion of ur fathers land, then you move........
SportsRe: My Clients Are Winning, 3-4 Odds Is The Best. by Tonimax: 7:04pm On Dec 13, 2020
Esundo:
The best answer is just to be quiet, you're a fool. Mind you I have three good phones, this happens to be the one my business WhatsApp is installed which I used for my games. Bastard
Na better Obote u be

Sell ur fathers land and stake ur 3 odds with it that's if ur father has any lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Its simple as ABC
If u keep on staking maybe one day u will be richer than bill gates

O. D. E
SportsRe: Invest Don't Gamble, Check This Out by Tonimax: 7:02pm On Dec 13, 2020
Nelito1472:
Na wao. Your agent from scotland is the one playing the match. Fear GOD
No mind the BS

Tell am make him show you the amount he staked

The guy na Big Mugu walai
Make him No go find work
PoliticsRe: 2023 Presidency: The APC 'Gang Of Four' by Tonimax: 11:06am On Nov 29, 2020
Nigerians behold the last remaining saints in the world kiss kiss

Pls since our mumu no dey do let's vote for them to continue hardship version 108

Nonsense angry angry angry angry
PoliticsRe: 1,570 Nigerians Abducted In 11 Months by Tonimax: 5:06pm On Nov 28, 2020
Arrewa:
Buhari' has failed Borno villagers!

Buhari has failed zamfara, kastina, Kaduna! Villages are being raid! People are being kidnapped!
Buhari has failed the north!!

Our villagers must be protected not just the cities!!
Lie angry angry
Big shameless liar angry

Pls stop spreading fake news pls I beg of u before something big happens

North is safe stop all the lies

Our darling daddy is working

PMB till 2023
APC till 2050

No going back
God bless our darling daddy
PmB + PyO = Next level of progress
grin grin grin
Shege
SportsRe: List Of Telegram Fixed Match Scammers... by Tonimax: 5:09pm On Nov 27, 2020
Why are u all fools

Yes I said it big FOOLS

WHAT don't u understand by stay away from fixed matches

There is nothing like fixed match here in Nigeria but greed won't let u all

Since 2018 this thread was created you people didn't learn ?

And now 2020 some e- Diots are still trying to confirm if some telegram groups are reals

Mehn I tire for Nigerians back home, you guys have money to waste nonsense

Anybody that comes here to confirm anything again is a slowpoke...
SportsRe: My Clients Are Winning, 3-4 Odds Is The Best. by Tonimax: 3:11pm On Nov 27, 2020
camzy5:
Guy you bad oooo grin grin grin grin grin grin
I swr bro cheesy grin grin grin

I love the fact that the guy is woke

No mind the e-diot wey dey give 3 odds but still dey use itel IT1507 tongue grin grin grin grin

No be ur mate dey flex 12pro wink
SportsRe: Super Eagles Drop Three Places In FIFA Ranking by Tonimax:
Lolz
Fifa still pity them sha, if na me I for put them for no 280 after that horror show against sierra Leone embarassed

Super turkeys cheesy cheesy

Modified:
Second to comment
Wow cool
CelebritiesRe: Toyin Lawani's Fashion Student, Kemi, Dies (Photos) by Tonimax: 12:30pm On Nov 18, 2020
Kestolove:
Say no to Igbo presidency, say yes to hausa, igala, yoruba, ijaw, nupe, jukun presidency. We don't want to sale nigeria now pls
Are u sure u are okay?

The way u carry igbos mata for head is so alarming

Always trying to create unnecessary tension on nairaland

Who is talking abt presidency on this topic

U should rather change ur name to Bigotlove and not kestolove
CelebritiesRe: ''Your Daddy Is Rich'' Davido Tells Second Daughter Amanda As They Shop Diamonds by Tonimax: 9:35pm On Nov 17, 2020
Bornsinner7:
he is a cultist that served in Anambra where rival group dominated, he probably got a lot of drilling hence the hate for Igbos..
Wow I never knew but they should have shot him dead nah

But on a serious note if I enter naija and carry this guy matter him don lost I swr

Pls if u know this guys info pls pm me I will pay you handsomely

This man thinks he can talk anyhow to anybody
CelebritiesRe: ''Your Daddy Is Rich'' Davido Tells Second Daughter Amanda As They Shop Diamonds by Tonimax: 9:23pm On Nov 17, 2020
Myhusband:
Slavery mentality, folorunsho Alakija the richest woman in Africa, I mean the one richer than your family lives in Nigeria


Your poor mentality will prefer to work as a slave in foreign land than eat like a king in your land, this what poverty have done to you


I just hope your family ain't seeing you as their breadwinner in the future with this your mental slavery
All you know how to do is to compare people

They say a fool @40 is a fool forever

Alakija has only one head and she has achieved a lot while wastes like you roam on nl

Keep eating like a king in ur poverty stricken home..

Just look at what nl has caused, someone that can't even work as a gateman in my house back in naija is here talking trash.. .

And for ur info ur dads age mate is a worker in my house in naija and he van comfortably feed 3 waste of a man like you with even feeling it with what I pay him

You are lucky this forum is faceless
CrimeRe: Evans’ Sister Lost 2-Month Pregnancy After Torture From SARS by Tonimax: 6:02pm On Nov 17, 2020
Kestolove:
na turn by turn, him own turn dey come...u don't even know anything about wadume if what u wrote dia is all u know about him...wait till I tell u
Will be waiting for when u will open a thread abt him wink
CrimeRe: Evans’ Sister Lost 2-Month Pregnancy After Torture From SARS by Tonimax: 5:26pm On Nov 17, 2020
Kestolove:
oga the post is not abt wadume I for tell u abt am too
Ahhn ahhn undecided undecided
I didnt mean anything ohh

I thought u were marking attendance for Nigeria kidnappers so that's y I tried to remind u of one lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
CelebritiesRe: ''Your Daddy Is Rich'' Davido Tells Second Daughter Amanda As They Shop Diamonds by Tonimax: 5:18pm On Nov 17, 2020
Myhusband:
Complex inferiority dey worry, this aforementioned countries ain't nothing if imbeciles like you stop electing blockhead like the one you elected in asorock


Even imbeciles will distant themselves away from this your foolishness
Run along okay
you win the argument make u for no cry

But I will still repeat it
The joke is on you if u are still in nigeria

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