₦airaland Forum

lrguru:
A girl I've been dating for some time online promised to come and see me after she begged me she was broke and I transferred money to her account instantly. She was supposed to come on tuesday, and on that game changing day, she called me in the mornin and said she was comin with her friend. I felt terrible...(Na me this girl wan turn mugu?, even though I never wanted to sleep with her) so I accepted. She said she will be comin by 12. By some minutes to 12pm she asked me to text my address to her that she wants to start coming and I did. When she was about comin she decided to board a cab, and when the cab driver saw that where she was comin to which was my house was in Banana Island, she asked her to pay 8k from Ketu. She doesn't have one Kobo so she called me to complain, and I told the driver to bring them over that I will pay him 7k and he obliged. 45mins later she called and said she was about gettin past the gate and I told her to proceed. She said I should come out so I can pay for the cab and I said she should not worry. 5mins later she called again and said where am I and I should come out and pay, but guess what bro, I just ended the call. I had upto 30 missed call from her there and then but no reply. The text message she sent me afterwards was about 6 pages. My only reply was "F00L" (imagine comin to my house with her friend, I never bothered to care how she paid the 7k for the cab, now that's been even)

Remy Martin for you and its on me...I recommend it on rocks...thats how men roll

Harbosede02:
waheva boi

incorrigible personified ... wish you luck on your trip to perdition

writer2000:
For those that wish to know, this tribe are cunny in
their ways. Study their mode of income, life style, in fact their livelihood,
there forms of diabolical backups. If its money, the money dont
always do them well but spent on owambe and petty businesses that dont
make them even look good as most of them are damn black ugly.

But the point is this, every hand in this tribe is soiled with ritual sacrifices. Beware!!!
i'm talking with experience. I will give you example below;

1. The White garment church; study these churches, you will observe they are not far from
ritualists mode of worship, which includes spiritual incantations, thats why majority of
yorubas are white garment members, and it has been leaked that 95% of these
white robe churches are connected with ogboni society. of course the colour symbol for
ogboni is white.

2. Study their monarch system

3. Study their way of speaking; they dont ever argue or bark without ugly swears that deals
with deities.

4. and the story by the OP is a proof of this tribe diabolical lifestyle, because you should
know that every parent visits a traditional priest for sacrifices, to prevent bearing
albino children or very light skinned children, this is a fact proven. AND
IT WORKS FOR THEM. Christians are not exempted at all, they a re secret believers of
Sango system. Muslims are worst in this case. Yoruba muslims are worst than
pagans. BEWARE!!!

THE TRUTH IS BITTER, I HAVE TO LET IT OUT.

hmmmm thats too harsh ...but truth is always harsh anyway

macof:
Am talking about this tthread and the op not jankara market
Use ur head pls. ..its there for a reason

your ability to read in between the line us lacking

jankara market anology is just to place this op side by side and know albino is a child play compared to jankara


so my Sophisticated (g)host don't worry I admire your sophisticated system

macof:
Stupidity at its peak

You think a people stripping themselves off their ethnic identity for some foreign impotent deity called Jehova is living life?
It's the Igbos I pity, Traditions and Spirituality dying out for foreign religion probably due to self hatred
while proud people like the Yoruba and Bini are selling their culture to the world. ..u keep buying poo from Europeans. .same poo Europeans are dumping

Sango is a God, not less than ur moutain deity from Israel
Proud people are not frustrated, you should be weeping at the level of filth you have degenerated into

don't worry about the wisemen from east ..westernization favours them

macof:
And in ur stupidity you believe this false story

I have seen and heard a whole lot of things in sophisticated region that are bigger than this yet it turns true . from oro human head to jankara human parts market and this is just small

so your idiotcy and stupidity beclouding your reasoning wants to sweep this under the carpet

your name is sorry

Mortiple:
Anambra people and hypocrisy! Azigbakwa!!! You can say whatever you like about Imo people, that is your funeral.

Let me remind you that Chief Abdulazeez Chibuzor Udeh, a certain money-miss-road that Oliver DeCoque eulogized in NNUKWU MANWU wasn't from Imo State.

By the way being in Secret Societies (which is more of a way of life amongst you) and being a Muslim, which is better?

Back to the topic. Eze Emetuma is the traditional ruler of my neighboring town. He succeeded in luring some of our people with money into his religion. Guess what? Most of them including Emetuma love wahala and we avoid them as much as we can.

to me I will prefer to be a cultist than a Muslim

Muslim is filled up with wahala
thank lord you confirmed this .... that they collected money to convert ..so in earnest if money finishes conversion stops

iwatch:
If you are an igbo and you commented on the first page of this thread, then i say you are a disgrace to the Igbo heritage. It so sad and disgraceful that the first insult came from the so called igbos.

The yorubas on the other hand held their positions intelligently.

Sincerely,I am ashamed to even think I am an igbo person but you lots are so disgraceful in your disposition. You could not even make a comment without resorting to insults, nor hold an argument intelligently and intellectually.

Na wa o

.stop claiming Igbo

lalasticlala:
https://mobile.twitter.com/OlayinkaLere/status/622795845331746816

these sophisticated Yoruba people are funny and shameless .. just look at how they question up....they claim sophisticated

we the church is doing great thing and may Lord help them there ..

Fleshly:
Mufu, buhari fought the civil war, and yet with all the paraphernalia of the Federal government, together with the support of western powers, you and your mufu couldn't secure a decisive victory after three years of fighting a war Gowon boasted will not last for more than 3 months.

Mufu, are you not ashamed that your buhari was over-thrown like a teenager, and was only functional when his vice/deputy is around. The coup plotters (IBB) knowing that your fellow mufu (buhari) has a dead brain and needed the direction of his assistant (Idiagbon) advised his co-travellers to wait until Idiagbon was out of the country, before they could oust him like a begger he is.

Mufu, are you not intimidated that just in a space of two months Nnamdi Knau has turned into a celebrity and his popularity rating is now 80%, something your entire generations of poverty stricken nomads cannot achieve even in a thousand years.

Mufu, are you not worried that after fifty days in office, your fellow nomad is yet to appoint his secretary, something that dying Yar-Adua was able to do in 48 hrs and the so called clueless Jonathan did in 48 hrs.

Mufu, are you not disturbed that your nomadic brother is suffering from forgetfulness, to the extent that he cannot even remember the name of his vice, and cannot even the remember the name of the country he last visited. Mufu, the implication of this is that your brother will soon forget you.

Mufu, are you not upset that despite the fact that your nomadic region has ruled this country for over 40 years, yet; you produce the worst illiterate and poverty index ratio that is unmatched by any other tribe/region in the world.

Mufu, I can go on and on but I know your hungry self will collapse (due to hunger) before you finish reading this, so send me your bank account number and let me give you lunch money,
Oh sorry, mufu, i forgot you don't even know what a bank looks like talk less of having an account. Just turn around and eat dog shit. MUFU!!!

now this is what I call fatalities.... the mafia call this a number while boxers call this a number


this is classic

phyllosilicate:
Shey people have been shouting here that Ikweres and Ikas are Igbos? That's all.

they are igbos but some of them are not pure igbo

just like ilorin and kabba are not pure Yoruba

just like Kaduna and jos are hausa banza

get it

Maxtermind:
THIS IS 'COMING TO AMERICA' STYLE ..... THE DON OF UBIMA DRESSES TO KILL AS HE ACCOMPANIES President Buhari to USA

ONE WORD FOR HIM

Judas of ubima

nairamaverick:
Source: http://newtelegraphonline.com/town-where-death-awaits-albinos/

sophisticated ones with sophisticated backwardness

through out my career I have never submitted hard copy CV and I avoid hard copy application and I get all my jobs based on favour from God and competency

all my jobs are online some interview online

this is ICT age do upgrade op

nollywoodbabe:
Why on earth would you feel bad for making a normal and right decision? And what on earth would you want to do with such a girl even if you are the Richest man on planet earth? This has nothing to do with proper communication for crying out loud! It has to do with Common sense, the girl is supposed to have what we call common sense. You had a Date with her, and not her friends! Not even one Extra friend should come in between your Date and if at all she wanted to come along with a friend, she is supposed to tell you ask your opinion if it's okay... She must have an exceptionally good reason to even ask you if she could bring a friend along... It's either you are on a Date or Not! It's either you are with a normal girl, or RUNS girl that wanna liquidate you and then move on to her next victim and as a guy, y'all must never accept that crap from any girl

common sense aint common after all

so don't blame the crew but blame the dude that took that crowd

people ask funny question if I was younger I would just let them order and leave them
now I am a sugar daddy I will only pay for my guest and my guest will pay for her friend who are his guest

thats all

Harbosede02:
Dah type of gurl is silly n shameless,wen itz nt dat itz a get 2gether pari...i wud cancel d date and invite d gurl 2 my aus next tym 2 lecture her abt d meaning of a DATE!

seriously are you writing English
what type of girl are you
did you finish basic 2
just asking ...

just read what you wrote.... terrible

Riclord001:
i hate sounding tribalistic but at times i wonder what drives this madness. is it poverty? if it is... where is the richest man in Africa from?

is it not government that helped the so called rich man

tintingz:
Any one that says boko haram are fighting for Islam need to recheck his/her brain.

How can boko haram be bombing mosque and killing muslims and they claim they are fighting for an Islamic state?

Boko haram are beast, political toys under the guise of Islam.

Islam frowns at killing innocent people and forcing them to accept the religion.

I have come across these three lovely verse in the Quran.

Let there be no compulsion in religion : Truth stands out clear from error: whoever rejects evil and believes in Allah hath grasped the most trustworthy handhold, that never breaks. And Allah heareth and knoweth all things. (Quran, 2:256) "

The Quran said let there be no compulsion in religion, I don't know why these beasts are killing innocent people.

Another verse

God does not forbid you from showing kindness and dealing justly with those who have not fought you about religion and have not driven you out of your homes. God loves just dealers. (Quran, 60:8 ) "

This verse said more about showing kindness to those who are peaceful, I don't understand why these beasts are killing innocent people.

And lastly

"But if the enemy incline towards peace, do thou (also) incline towards peace , and trust in God: for He is One that heareth and knoweth (all things). ( Quran, 8:61) "

We can see the Quran talk more on living peaceful with our enemies if they incline to be peaceful?

Boko harams are lost in hell already.

no they y are fighting for Hindu

when Shiite kill Sunni
when Sunni kill other sects in Islam
bro Islam kill themselves right from the days of Abubakar

so stop pretending here ..Islam is terrible

mind u all Muslim are not terrorist but all terrorist are Muslim

tintingz:
Any one that says boko haram are fighting for Islam need to recheck his/her brain.

How can boko haram be bombing mosque and killing muslims and they claim they are fighting for an Islamic state?

Boko haram are beast, political toys under the guise of Islam.

Islam frowns at killing innocent people and forcing them to accept the religion.

I have come across these three lovely verse in the Quran.

Let there be no compulsion in religion : Truth stands out clear from error: whoever rejects evil and believes in Allah hath grasped the most trustworthy handhold, that never breaks. And Allah heareth and knoweth all things. (Quran, 2:256) "

The Quran said let there be no compulsion in religion, I don't know why these beasts are killing innocent people.

Another verse

God does not forbid you from showing kindness and dealing justly with those who have not fought you about religion and have not driven you out of your homes. God loves just dealers. (Quran, 60:8 ) "

This verse said more about showing kindness to those who are peaceful, I don't understand why these beasts are killing innocent people.

And lastly

"But if the enemy incline towards peace, do thou (also) incline towards peace , and trust in God: for He is One that heareth and knoweth (all things). ( Quran, 8:61) "

We can see the Quran talk more on living peaceful with our enemies if they incline to be peaceful?

Boko harams are lost in hell already.

no they y are fighting for Hindu

when Shiite kill Sunni
when Sunni kill other sects in Islam
bro Islam kill themselves right from the days of Abubakar

so stop pretending here ..Islam is terrible

mind u all Muslim are not terrorist but all terrorist are Muslim

lexiconkabir:
and now this shows i am a foolish son and if u quote me again then it shows that our dad is also foolish(him being foolish depends on u)

nicely said



can u rest in peace now

I could remember my days at warri we used to say that this is an igbe woman and fetish and funny enough non of my urhobo friends explained it they were clueless about it

I was staying near CKC but hutsling at ibo market okere road

nice exposure here

Siena:
[color=Blue]Given the fact that most of the automatic advocates here (citing "traffic" as their main reason) live in Nigeria, winter doesn't even come into this debate. Unless it now snows in Nigeria?

And snow has never reported been an issue affecting my driving. If you know how to use your gears, common sense decrees you pull away in 2nd with moderate throttle depression, when driving on snowy / icy roads. Sometimes engine idle speed and 2nd with a manual are all that's needed to gain traction in snow.[/color]

now this what I call good driving skills ..just like driving in slippry or muddy terrain with a front wheel stick

darfay:
Grandpa, is dat d best u can afford

yes son...can you sob for me ..I have a pacifier

lexiconkabir:
i wont abuse ur father like u did because if u have parents.....nvm, let me go straight to d point, are u fool ?

I said go and ask your father that question ..is that an abuse

you asked me if I am a fool..I said direct that question to your father

now this is to show that your daft son of a daft man

Goodboiyy:
Quote me anywhere, Never re we going to take up arms to fight to Urhobo Nation Again. I see the Urhobo's as my Big Bro.

Point of Correct We re not on lease, Every Land belongs to us. and we gonna fight to protect it. #OffTopic
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Back to topic

Onshore field produces little barrel

look I have heard


go tell that to ijaw and urhhobo then marines

darfay:
Am gonna tell who ever ciz dem 2 notify my grandpa tonychris d odionlogbo okere road

spoken welll son