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I had a friend (F with B), we've been having unprotected bleeping for almost a year. I could tell she's a bleep addict but couldn't get much of it due to the nature of her job so we bleep at the tiniest opportunity she gets which are mostly quickies . Due to the stress and workload she resigned and got another job closer to her place of residence that way it was difficult for us to see regularly. We could see once in a month and some months we don't see at all. We had a little misunderstanding that separated us for almost a year and when we reconciled she was already in a relationship but that didn't stop us from reuniting. She came visiting the night of the reconciliation, one thing led to another we bleeped. After about two weeks I started feeling some slight inner burns when urinating and the urge to always urinate, I had no idea what it was until a night I bed wetted then I knew something was wrong, I noticed my pants always getting stained, I couldn't wear one pant for a complete day so I decided to check my di¢k to know what was causing the stains and I noticed a greenish milk like substance on my d*ckhole. I consulted Google, there I was told it could either be gonorrhea or Chlamydia. I visited a pharmacist and I was given 5 doses of 1000 mg of intramuscular ceftriaxone which I took for 5 days, although I got okay from the first dose. I never knew there's was an antibiotics as strong as Ceftriaxone, for each dose I took it knocked me off. After my treatment i contacted my friend after much deliberation whether to tell her or not. This girl bluntly denied it and rained insults on me, I kept my calm because I expected her to drop the call which she didn't. My last word to her was, I have treated my self and I was willing to get same treatment for her but since she said she's clean it's fine then I dropped the call. About 30 minutes later a number called me which I didn't take because I don't take calls on that line from numbers that ain't saved after which a text came in saying pick up it's me (my friend) and I called back, this time she was calm and she asked series of questions which I answered. She still haven't admitted that she's infected or probably she's not aware she told me she needed the medication because it's been long she treated Infection, Aunty you clean or you no clean? Her response was she doesn't know but she feels she's not. I sha gave her and I told her to tell her boyfriend to treat himself as well because I could tell he's not safe as well.

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Lol I remembered this church my friend invited me to, one fine pastor, clean guy, during the cause of service he came to give me prophecy then the next thing is I should come and see him in the office after service

After service I wanted to see him and his PA said it’s 10k
I refused to pay and because it was getting late and I was hungry, it was an evening service, he came very late and service closed past 10 there about so there was no way I could wait to see him again as it was getting late and these people are telling me to pay

I had to fashy

So I went back home and my friend somehow gave me his number so I called him and he said he was going to call me back in 30mins

Which he did actually then he said why I didn’t wait to see him and I told him they told me to pay and it was getting late and I was not going to pay
He laughed it away, amazingly he continued the prophecy and it was correct, everything he said was correct, from health challenges to saying my fathers name and village same with my mum, he even called the names of the guys that were coming around me �

And I believed him o. The next thing was that I was going to buy a house in Dubai, and I was like �

The next thing his messages became funny, and I knew this this was going to lead to him asking me for money

Then he said I should sow an angry seed, that’ll make him angry so he can pray for me And I shouldn’t give anything that’s not going to cost me something and I should pay him 1m

Lol I was confused cause I didn’t know what I’ll be giving him the money for, if I give you 1m will the Dubai house come to pass? �

I mean what am I activating the oil on your head for
Give me enough reason to give you 1m, and he said things will turn around for me

And this guy is clean, wears nice shoes and good suits with good perfume, he looks clean he doesn’t look like an hungry pastor �

So I told him I’ll come to church the next day �
I even forgot about the guy, until my friend told me he asked her about me �
And the only reason I accepted to go is because my friend told me the prophecy he gave to her and the problem she was having in her marriage

She praised this guy and gave him a big thumbs up and he’s the best thing that happened to her spiritual life

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A suspected thief has confessed that he stole power cables from the Idah Local Government Area of Kogi state to fulfill his promise made to his girlfriend .

The suspect said he steals power cables to afford Christmas clothes for girlfriend .

PLATFORM TIMES gathered that residents of the Commujity grabbed two suspected thieves for stealing power cables in their community .

It was further gathered that the young men were said to have been operating in Okpachala, Idah LGA when the nemesis caught up with them .

One of the suspects during interrogation confessed that he stole so that he could sell it off and use the money to buy Christmas clothes for his girlfriend.

According to the him , he had promised to buy clothes for the lady so he was just trying to keep his word.

However, his accomplice blamed his act on the Devil.

In related news, a young man, Nura Mohammed, has confessed that he masterminded the theft of a new motorcycle in Adamawa state.

The state Police Public Relations Officer, SP Suleiman Nguroje, said Nura, a commercial motorcyclist explained that he needed something to sell off in a bid to raise money for his wedding.

The State Police Command apprehended the two suspects in Fufore Local Government Area after the case was reported by the victim.

Nura Mohammed, 20 hails from Modire in Girei LGA while Muhammed Bello, 24, is a native of Jili Unguwan Wakili from Fufore LGA.

They both confessed to the crime and pleaded for mercy.

Nura who said he got involved in the theft out of love and to get money to marry a girl he had been going out with, pleaded with his girlfriend to exercise patience and to understand that he did it for their relationship.

He asked the law for forgiveness, as it was the first time he would commit such a crime.

Her ex husband right now

Mr. Ibu's Daughter Causes Massive Stirs With Reveal!ng Wears As She Storms Friend's Party Weeks After Divorcing Husband

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Suspected robbers using Toyota sienna along Okuokoko, Effurun and Ekpan axis to Rob and kidnap people while faking as force men have been arrested, identified by some of the victims and are now being charged to court for persecution

SLAP44:
You saw the works of my governor as posted here and still talking about Tinubu 3rd mainland bridge

You have very very little sense.

May I never be an urchin

Indispensable85:
Obaseki is commissioning street light. Mumu man

Comrade be calming down

Nyesom Wike pepper Dem oh

Rumuokwurusi-Elimgbu Flyover ready for inauguration.

This Flyover was flagged off for construction on the 28th of February, 2022.

After 10 months, the project is complete and ready for commissioning.

Mr Project is working (As e dey sweet us, e dey pain dem)

oliverwrites:
Where is your location?

Port Harcourt

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University of Port Harcourt Central mosque gets commissioned, Opened for public use.

The project which was started in 2015 witnessed some setbacks but finally got completed.

In the words of the Chief Imam of Uniport, Professor Abdulrasaq Kilani, When we were to roof the Uniport Central Mosque, we had a budget of 24 million and we had no money.

I mailed a brother to assist us and he sent 25 million. I sent him a picture of the roof after completion and he asked to send a budget that will complete the mosque. I asked an engineer and he gave us a budget of 54 million.

I informed the brother and he sent 50 million. That's how we are able to gather here today.

I sent invite to the brother to join us for commissioning. He declined, he doesn't want to be mentioned, he doesn't want to be known.

Ybholy:
It’s funny how Nigerians ask such.

Well. I don’t know why they ask. As if they’ll verify Eje the seller lie

That was the least question I expected

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Interested. Any issues? What is the reason for selling?

Really
I should state reason for selling my property before I can sell?

Well, I need money... That's my reason. So are you coming for inspection?

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shortgun:
You are lying, no pregnant woman in labour pains will do all that you said.

Oya call your lawyer I no just get your strength

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3:45am.

I can't explain how I feel seriously. As in eeh I feel respected, valued, flattered and e dey burst my brain aswear.��

I made a post around 2am telling how a neighbour woke me up to help him recharge his light and how they have been worrying me since I moved here, few hours after I dropped that post I got another knock na my door. I was prepared to change am for the person because I have been up since 1am begging for sleep to come and now when I'm finally feeling dizzy you are coming with your own wahala but then on getting to my door I heard a female voice say "oga Biko it is mama *****'s Sister( put any name you like there�), she asked me to call you.

Just when I was about asking her what for, the pregnant neighbour now came closer and told me that her water just broke now that I should please come and escort them to the hospital. I was scared on hearing that her water broke because I thought it was something bad �.

Ngwa let's pause small, let me tell you why I feel good about this even though I'm loosing my sleep. There are about 12 flats in this compound minus my one room apartment, and only two of those 12 flats is occupied by single guys.... Ok, now this woman came down from second floor, left her fellow women she would have called in this kind of situation, na virgin like me wey no sabi woman she come call.� No no no, why you wan doubt my virginity Status now?��

If you still don't think I have reasons to feel good about myself then you are enemy of progress � because to me this actually mean I'm doing something good na this compound and certainly I'm not living a careless lifestyle. They really do trust me very well. �

Sorry for that short break oya let's continue.

"Madame I don't have a car how do we get to the hospital, oya wait let me call one of these guys that have car to come drive you" I said, and she replied me, don't worry, the hospital di na next estate....and I prefer to work so that it will serve as exercise, that way the nurses won't ask me to climb steps when I get there.

Wait oo, so for a baby to come out, pregnant women are asked to do exercise even when they are already in pains? Chineke thank you for not creating me a woman, Makachi aswear una dey try especially na labour room.

Well, I walked with them till we got to the hospital, wished her save delivery and left. On my way back, one of the security guys we passed along the road called me to congratulate me thinking she is my wife��� but I told him she is my neighbour and that the husband nno away(outside the country) so she called me to accompany her and he replied me then you must be a good guy ��.

Makachi oburo ile ...aswear no be lie, I'm good. Now it's clear to me that the reason why these my neighbours comes to me with their issues is because they know I must help one way or the other and it feels good to be trusted. I'm enjoying how I feel right now....I will surely add what happened today na my CV....a very valid reason for me to increase my groom price again....after this post, my groom price will go up to 6,200 naira, if you no get money then pack one side. From the look of things e be like say they will do small thing on my head this December ooo because I keep breaking records, first, in kitchen, now this.���

Imakwa ihe m melu now... do you know what I just did....I took a pregnant woman that was due to give birth to the hospital. Nwanne I deserve to be costly as a good husband material and also deserve a treat from any single lady that will cook fried rice with chicken today being Sunday with ezigbo homemade cold Zobo.��

I'm proud of myself this morning and I'mm sure na Mama Ogoo will be proud when I tell her this story. Of course I will tell her, that woman love stories pass food, amebo dey sweet that woman ���. Please nobody should tell her what I said oo ��

5:17am

That being said, I will try and find sleep again, please nobody should wake me up ... I'm going to sleep till evening or even monday self because I don try.

Yours faithfully,
Celebrity chef ndi pregnant women,
Asa nwa Mama Ogoo �.

Indeed fried yam is sweeter than love

Wife burst into her husband and his side chick at a saloon in Port Harcourt

A lady has stirred the internet after she nabbed her husband with his lover at a saloon.

The husband was sitting at a corner of the salon as the stylist worked on his lover’s hair.

Unfortunately for him, his wife suddenly entered the salon and confronted him, demanding to know why he was footing of the bills of another woman to make her hair while hers was unkept. Out of anger, the wife proceeded to attack the side chick but the owner of the saloon shielded her from her fury.

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THE MOMENT ATIKU WISHED WIKE HAPPY BIRTHDAY

The presidential candidate of the People's Democratic Party PDP today wished the Governor of Rivers State and first runner up of the PDP presidential primaries His Excellency Governor Nyesom Wike a happy birthday and many returns regardless of there political difference.
HE Atiku Abubakar in his Twitter handle twitted
"As you turn 55 today, I pray that all lines fall in pleasant places for you. Enjoy your special day. -AA "

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OP is this how the future looks?

ganisucks:
What I meant is that the scammers will try to get your information through what you posted.

There's no information displayed there. I purposely cropped out the date and address/venue

[quote author= post=118898011]This is just Too bad.
We wish her safe delivery, for the sake of her baby.
How we wish we can help her ASAP for a more better life and a good atmosphere for her incoming child.


This is not even funny!
Come on.[/quote]Yeah, no hard feelings. It's sarcasm

ganisucks:
Nothing gives me joy more than little bitty baby hands and feet. She's so cute, I jus want to pinch her cheeks. But seriously, you shouldn't share such pics on nairaland. This forum is packed with scammers, Badbelle and never-do-wells.

And you believe there bad belle and never do well will cause harm to you?

Who wish me bad dey do himself.. The small energy wey dey my body na for positive prophecy

They should check her womb

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