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Dear illegal president, you rigged yourself into office

Adeshi:
At first i thought it was stress, but yesterday, i was home throughout and it happened again. This is like the 4th time this year. I'm really concerned and i do not mind any advice as to what could cure the problem. I called a friend of mine this morning to request to see a urologist, he said i might have to wait 2-3 months to see one.

I do not want to wait another 2 months, my marriage is just 2years and my wife is starting to worry too.

A 34 years old married man still betwets. I need help please.

Bro, set alarm to wake you every hour or two in the night. Each time you wake up, visit the toilet to ease yourself. With time, you will get used to waking up in the night to urinate.

CivilEngineer90:
don’t know how to tell u but my mech actually has his professional uniform and not that kind of dirty nicker the dude is putting on like a mad man. Carry ur self the way others should carry u.

People should look presentable even if they have to borrow clothes, live fake life and steal to look presentable?! Boy, your parents did a poor job on you

CivilEngineer90:
I have nothing against hardwork but those clothes the guy wore was like those of a madman. I watch him on tiktok and his house was more like those our great grandpa owned, either he is an apprentice or he is just dirty.

So, you are one of the dumb fools that rate people based on their clothes and riches? Do you even realise how daft you sound?

Heliinues, very soon, your parents will push you out to the street to beg for food. That's when you'll realise that you dug your own grave

FairlyUSEDpussy:
Tis yo parents who r failures nah ......

You dare open your cursed mouth to abuse someone for making a honest living?

You have exposed your parents to be irresponsible

turmacs:
Just look at how this foolish criminal is confessing to crime..Openly admiting to falsely framing someone of theft and forcefully taking their property, agbaya......Even though the phone collector is a woman, some useless men are like that too, they just don't have sense and saying they behave like small pikin is an insult to children... Broke and insecure men everywhere. Na Una mate dey buy GLE Benz for their babes for Festac here, na your mate dey build mansion dash woman.. Ordinary Tecno phone wey no reach 50k na him Una go dey carry Soldier go collect from a woman.. I don't have much to say but I have an advice for the ladies here, avoid broke men like plague, avoid them like cancer.. Sometimes too much suffering and poverty really messes with their brain and affects how they think, nonsense..Any guy above 23 years old that doesn't have a car, a House and 50+ million in the bank is a failure, avoid them for your own good and mental health.. A word is enough for the wise...

When dey do it to your brother, you will do the same thing

Ezeama400:
Get closer to Igbo man to teach you how money is made... It's not by location of your business, but your network..

Ask yourself why they succeed with 2 by 2 shop

Lol.. No wonder your type call those that are wealthy rituallist because you are still wondering how they made it with 2 by 2 shops..

If Business is by locations and how big your shop Is, Yorubas would have measured up with Igbos in Lagos long time ago in business.. There is a reason Igbos are dominating In Lagos market in Lagos

Oh, you think your people don't want to dominate Lagos major market ?..

Ur reasoning though!!

Fairlyusedpussy has no head for learning anything meaningful. He/she only has head for dafttness

FairlyUSEDpussy:
No even sophisticated shop sef.......
Normal 2 by 2........

Still, he feeds himself without waiting for politicians or government money


Are you saying your parents failed in teaching you honest and dignity?

If your parents didn't fail in their parental duties, you won't open your gutter mouth to abuse a man earning a honest living.

You are simply saying your parents are examples of what a parent shouldn't be.

Mufasa27:
74 😜

Are you mentally mature enough to feed yourself or you are still depending on stipends from politicians?

Mufasa27:
Obi kekerenke 😄😆

Awon Ashiere

Has your parents taught you the dignity in uprightness and honest labor yet?

IconicR:
He's a Muslim so Mercy did no wrong accepting to be his second wife. Barks da Haj

So mercy did right because he us a Muslim? Who told you thay islam is the right religion?

What's your proof that Quran is even tje word of God?

Who told you that Allah isn't one of the idols worshipped in mecca long before Mohammed was born?

DAYPEN:
If he's singing praises, he'll go far.

Is he singing praise to worship God or to break a worldly record?

Many of you so called Christians are bunch of spiritually blind people.

Many of you have lost yourselves in the noise and rubbish this world offers.

You can't even differentiate between God's will and human wills.

Shame!

ELKHALIFAISIS:
Use all the resources and fix ph road...

But pH road is federal road

Parachoco:
When will the Projects Start and End?

Nah the koko be this

Go and ask that question from your APC governor

LikeAking:
Is sit at home agood dev?

Una too dey surport evil..

You Igbos should call a spade, 'a spade'..

I observed you guys defend everything about the Igbo race, weda good or bad.

Every other tribe defends his tribe in Nigeria

Prettygirl200:
did I just hear u say guys can be easily talked out of fornication? In relationships nd marriages who cheat More? Between men and women who abstain from sex more? You must be stupid inwardly nonsense!!!

He's talking about parents talking their male or female teenage wards out of fornication

jackmrandy:
That's cool everyone with their own mindset.. would love to know you... drop your contact let me drop you a message

You want to know her? Some!!!

Jennyclay:
Biko, I’m not the reason you are so broke and poor.

Learn to cut your coat according to your pocket .
Go to your village and look for a lady that will suffer you!!

Nonsense!!! Broke men everywhere!! Shame!!

If you are dating a man because of money, you are a broke fool yourself

Jennyclay:
Going on a date with a broke man.

Even God forbids it!!

Is this what your parents taught you?

They did a bad job on you

limsycutey:
Lol poor boy. Its funny how silly little boys just sit down and type rubbish bashing people who are not even aware of their existence. Wo, don't go and do something meaningful with your life, dey chat nonsense upandan.😂

Are you saying you belong to the Evening Newspaper club?

helinues:
Obligations must be met

Yes o. One of the obligations is to make the lives of your family members difficult.

I bid your family welcome to the hardship you voted for

slimfit1:
Share : Yes
Like : No

It is not band; it is ban

Lolz. They are hypocrites.

Their main reason for criticism is tribalism.

Crystallon:
I don't have issues with him scoring here and there, but the issue is Baba no get taste...

How are you sure he actually had sex with all the girls accusing him?

You just condemned him based on one sided stories of whhores?

That's uncharitable of you

Kobojunkie:
Here's hoping we are finally towards the end of the era of the false teachers and the false prophets.

He is a false prophet according to your junkie brain, right?

Adachizzy:
So, because of gifts, someone shouldn’t leave when mistreated?

Were you there when he was maltreating her?

Jennyclay:
Honestly, Nigerian men are so childish. They make me sick

I swear to God if any useless man try this rubbish with me, I will get him arrested and sue him for stealing my property .

Thank God I’m wiser now! I have already stated it in my previous thread, if my name doesn’t appear in the receipt of whatever gift you’re giving me then just keep your useless gift to yourself in order to avoid this sick scenario.

https://www.nairaland.com/7713639/men-should-stop-collecting-back.

Broke and useless men everywhere!!!

Only an idiot will buy anything for you and put your name on the receipt.

With the way you Yapp nonsense on nairaland, peeps like you deserve zero care.

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Pussy ass man
Only a weak man do this...

First of all you don't have to buy anything expensive for a woman especially something you know you can't afford to leave so that when she finally leave she can go fuckkk herself and it won't be painful

She can't eat her cake and have it.

stillbigharbaz:
Check it out

And where is your evidence that obi isn't a card carrying member of the LP?