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Romance / Re: Stop Discussing The Ladies Or Guys You Bleeped With Friends. by TonYzeallY(m): 12:04am On Dec 17, 2014
I'm realy did dat only Twice,they re girls dat let pple around b'liev dat they re too beautiful n classic to be Bleeped...but dat was 1999...i was 15, i'm grown mehn!

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Celebrities / Re: President Jonathan Rocks D'banj's 'Beats By Dre' Headphone [photo] by TonYzeallY(m): 4:36pm On Dec 16, 2014
allisonluvsu:
I hope he is not listening to that song "Oliver Twist, this one e dey smile like this. All the same, Goodluck Ebele is a fine man and is our president. Please lets join hands and build a greater Nigeria.
No na Mr Endow...hehehe..see u in 2029
Crime / Re: Scores Wounded As Rival Cults Clash In Osun Secondary Schools by TonYzeallY(m): 4:31pm On Dec 16, 2014
Na so E de take start, Anseru Deen vs Saint James,d girl must be another a Babalawo daughter..my judgment From France here, they shld be uncladed n flogged in public for 3days
Romance / Re: Do Guys Like To Hug Ladies Because Of Their Boobs? by TonYzeallY(m): 8:41am On Dec 16, 2014
If i catch my Nkechi hugging any boY eeh...France no go contain me n her.

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Sports / Re: Photos: Akwa Ibom International Stadium Uyo Is the Best Stadium In Africa by TonYzeallY(m): 8:31am On Dec 16, 2014
Don't care whaT's goinG on wit NFF..Akaw-Ibom ayaya!
Romance / Re: See What My Girlfriend Used As Her Bbm Dp by TonYzeallY(m): 8:28pm On Dec 15, 2014
She's refering to me...hehehehe..Incase u don't know who FIFA is
Romance / Re: Why You Should Cook For Your Partner by TonYzeallY(m): 8:16pm On Dec 15, 2014
Wat we learn to cook best here in France is "Oriza peppersoup"can she dig that till death do us part?...heheheheh..d partner go porge til her eye balls fall out.
Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Is Best Dressed Female Celebrity At The Headies 2014 (photo) by TonYzeallY(m): 8:04pm On Dec 15, 2014
I love dat...but we don't know her here in Sri Lanka
Celebrities / Re: A Collection Of Genevieve's Kisses by TonYzeallY(m): 8:01pm On Dec 15, 2014
prewtyjulie:
That's what makes her a professional in her field
Why she no kiss d first guy deep like she did to Majeed n Dbang...her Professionalism is in doubt.
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Debunk Rumour Of Walking Out Of Headies Award & Fans Blasts Linda Ikeji by TonYzeallY(m): 7:55pm On Dec 15, 2014
Both Wizzy n "Linda Ikeja" should call my France Line...i have a talk for them.

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Are The Bad Habits We Just Can't Seem To Break??? by TonYzeallY(m): 6:27pm On Dec 14, 2014
I travel alot, mostly to France
Celebrities / Re: Chinedu Ikedieze (aki) & Wife In Romantic Photos by TonYzeallY(m): 4:07pm On Dec 14, 2014
When re they coming to France?

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Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Dress Linda Ikeji Bought For N1m, You Like? by TonYzeallY(m): 9:40pm On Dec 13, 2014
crecruit:
It's not about the cost of the dress, it was a fund raising thing for Ebola. So it's actually like she donated a million fto the cause to eradicate Ebola, only that she got a dress as a "thank you" for her support. Kudos to her.
Are u sure?...if so d dress is beautiful.
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Dress Linda Ikeji Bought For N1m, You Like? by TonYzeallY(m): 9:28pm On Dec 13, 2014
momodub:
Nice dress save 4 raining days
I like d dress,it use to be in evry street in France 2years ago
Celebrities / Re: Exciting Photos Of Over 6ft Tall Nigerian Women by TonYzeallY(m): 9:23pm On Dec 13, 2014
I stil have hope,one day my Nkechi wil make me proud by adding some inches to her 2.1fts...or maybe i wil relocate to France
Politics / Re: Photos Of Norwegian Warship Allegedly Bought By Tompolo by TonYzeallY(m): 9:11pm On Dec 13, 2014
Huzzie:
For those of you that live in France ....What happens to people like Tompolo there?
Over here in France where am a Landlord,people like Tompolo re sent to be ministers in high sea fishing affairs.
Politics / Re: I’m In Lagos But My Heart Is In Kano” – Atiku Reacts To Bomb Explosions by TonYzeallY(m): 1:37am On Dec 11, 2014
Elan83:
If his hrt is in kano,his eyes in aso rock, his hed on his neck where z his d!ckk?
Wch kind Question be dat na,it's high time u show respect in dis cuntry!..u g o u no knw say him d?ck dey him concubine yyyasH? Nawa o
Politics / Re: I’m In Lagos But My Heart Is In Kano” – Atiku Reacts To Bomb Explosions by TonYzeallY(m): 1:30am On Dec 11, 2014
Oga sssssssshaTap jare! U re a bwoody Lier ni joor...r.i.p from true lovers jare...Una see why i'm still in sri Lanka?
Politics / Re: APC Governors Line Up For Buhari by TonYzeallY(m): 6:35pm On Dec 10, 2014
mek i hear say dos Tiiivs go Rule my cuntry

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Forum Games / Re: For People With Sharp Eyes by TonYzeallY(m): 6:21pm On Dec 10, 2014
I don stress my eyes sotey apolo wan catch me! Nawa must life be difficult in 9ja...i beg i dey France.
Romance / Re: 10 Silly Things Guys Do But Call It Love by TonYzeallY(m): 4:03pm On Dec 10, 2014
Hehehehe...i use to Be guilty of 6 and 8 until i finally pack to France.
Family / Re: Why Do Men And Women In Diaspora Come To Naija To Marry by TonYzeallY(m): 7:51pm On Dec 09, 2014
Anything picked from Diaspora has only 3.2% chance of ending up in Naija peafully...that's why we that schooled and marry in France are holding a 62days fasting to apeace Diaspora gods of Divorce n property sharing.

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Family / Re: Help! I Don't Know How To Tell My Wife That I Have Impregnated A Girl by TonYzeallY(m): 7:33pm On Dec 09, 2014
Op if say no bee France weh i de, i for tear u hot slap...mek i hear say u abort dat baby...as for d wife,take heart na so women here in France de do.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Southampton Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 8th December 2014 by TonYzeallY(m): 11:31pm On Dec 08, 2014
NEPA almost take Light for Dubia where i dey

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Romance / Re: 10 Things Men Say When They Are Cheating!!! by TonYzeallY(m): 11:21pm On Dec 08, 2014
20. She noticed i was abt going to France n she fell in love wit me

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Romance / Re: Our Pastor Sided Him For "Punishing Me After Marriage" by TonYzeallY(m): 11:11pm On Dec 08, 2014
dechandel:
O Lord of mercy
You married a Dog
Better kill that man before he kills you

Seriously.. Get a divorce lipsrsealed
Wat's d bases of ur advice,biblical,Quaranic,Budish or id.iotic...i'm not saying d man resorting to rape is right...but..well,if say i no de France eeh
Romance / Re: Remain Virgin Tips: A Guideline To A Nairalander On How To Keep Her Virginity by TonYzeallY(m): 8:46pm On Dec 08, 2014
Aare2050:
Yeeeeeeeee
I no fit read all this, not this evening, I just don't have the apetitem someone should summarize it in 5 luines for me.
Hit like if you also need the summary
Let ur 12yrs old GF mature before u disvirgin her...i stil de France
Romance / Re: Remain Virgin Tips: A Guideline To A Nairalander On How To Keep Her Virginity by TonYzeallY(m): 8:41pm On Dec 08, 2014
You want to be a virgin? pacK go France,for here, my oga wife na virgin, my Oga na virgin and all their shildren be virgins
Celebrities / Re: Beautiful Photos: Daniel Wilson & Wife Celebrate Wedding Anniversary by TonYzeallY(m): 8:06pm On Dec 08, 2014
farano:
I don't know them
Keep being d Wizkid Davido fan...dis one pass u.
Celebrities / Re: Why Lynxxx Is Nigeria’s Sexiest Male Musician Of 2014- CityPeople by TonYzeallY(m): 4:42pm On Dec 08, 2014
holatin:
Dat guy make brain.
every cloth he wear dey fit am. even agbada
mehn you threemuch
Correct! I appreciat him too

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Crime / Re: Wife Kills Husband Over N10 Tom-Tom Sweets. by TonYzeallY(m): 4:37pm On Dec 08, 2014
Promking:
shocked

The woman's possessed by a demonic spirit.........but HEY, such doesnt happen here in Manchester where i study tongue
Even in Sri lanka wher my grandmother is a Lecturer
Family / Re: My hubby want me to break my sim by TonYzeallY(m): 3:45pm On Dec 05, 2014
zeb04:
So the husband does not have exes she should be weary of?
What is good for the goose,is good for the gander.
It's high time Ladies begin to understand d men...if a man is ready to offer u a lasting trust n love he test ur Respect n submissivness...why not just do it n be ready to do more.

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