Blackett:
I have no problems with her at all.

She calls me all the time, doesn't get jealous, is always smiling even when I offend her, doesn't call to ask me why I haven't called her since morning, doesn't ask for money, doesn't fvcking get angry, I hate drama and she avoids drama like a plague, doesn't come to my house uninvited, I use other girls as dp and wallpaper, she doesn't ask any thing about them.

We were also driving the other day, and she was sitting in front, beside me and I saw one of my numerous female friends and stopped to pick her, my girlfriend went to the back seat all smiling. . . I look at various yanshes while with her, she catches me and chuckles. And then when I'm not looking and she sights a fine yansh girl, she nudges me to show me the yansh. . .

Phew. What a girl.

U go soon chop rat poison o walahi!

To be sincere, dis post describes the attributes of Jonathan and his zombie supporters which is "cluelessness" than buhari's supporters cos they are busy talking about why you should not vote for buhari and criticizing him rather than focusing on why jonathan should be re-elected...and I am sorry for them cos the more they make adverts whose contents are more about buhari than the jonathan they r trying to re-elect, the more popularity and publicity buhari gets...let them dare to talk about jonathan's achievements if dere is any and let's see people's response to the authenticity of the message...TALK ABOUT IT IF YOU DARE AND STOP TALKING ABOUT BUHARI

dis is d dumbest thing anybody has eva posted on nairaland...the writer keeps contradictin himself

Sincerely as a guy i enjoy cooking my meals...my girl friend is a good cook and she know i am a good cook too..wheneva she visits, i ask her to sit down while i do my cookin and dere is no big deal about that...dat does not not make me love her less and doesnt make me want someone else more...so its a competition when i go to her house, she does her best to cook me somethin special cos she doesnt wanna leave me disappoint and their is a birth of a healthy competition for who cooks beta. and what makes it more interestin is that she knows she cannot use food as some form of punishment for me afta marriage cos she knws i can cook good too...i love doing my cookin

pele o iyawo kenneth...by d way what kinda person names herself "liability"?

Vallotti: As a female. . . I HAVE NEVER MET ANY MALE MY AGE MATE THAT IS AS A DEVELOPMENTAL/COGNITIVE EQUAL.
They tend to act 10 or 20 YEARS IN THE DEFICIENCY column emotionally and spirtually-speaking. To put it directly. . . THEY ACT LIKE IJJJIOTS!

As I get older. . . THE GAP WIDENS. . . .
Sooooooooooooooooo I would have to say NO!
It would not work for me. I NEED A 10 YEAR GAP!!!! So, I CAN HAVE SOME TIME AND PATIENCE WITH HIS AZZZZZZZZZZZE THAT REFUSES TO GROW UP!!!

I need a man. . . not a boy!

SHE WILL OUTGROW YOU IN ABOUT 5 YEARS. . . .AND LOOK LIKE YOUR MOTHER IF SHE AGES LIKE MOST NIGERIAN OR NAIRALAND WOMEN!!!!

Age does not usually correlate with maturity. . . BUT IN MY DEALINGS WITH NIGERIAN MAN. . . .

THE BIGGER THE SHOE SIZE. . . THE SMALLER THE BRAIN!

OP. . . goodluck!

hehehehehehe...two things...u either dont have a boy friend or he is a dickhead...eh yah...sorry

ewwwww!!!

mikeakeh:
i understand u, but u dnt get, we dnt pray in d name of mary, we simply use ha to interceed 4 our prayers, lets put t dis way,.if u ask ur dad 4 sumtin n he dosent giv u, wht do u, zit nt cry to ur mum t help u beg dad?... nd surely he wont reject ur mum... so dats d catholics r lyk u, den mary iz lyk d mum beggin ur dad(God) on ur behalf.. u get t?

lemme point out to u that mary is not in anyway special before God than your...anythin God won give me, he wont give mary...mary gave birth to Jesus it could have been anybody...there is no where in my bible that tells me i i pray to God and her doesnt answer den i should ask mary to help me...the truth is dat mary cannot help u get whateva God has decided not to give u...she is not more special than me before God...Jesus christ even made it clear when he said " greater works that these will you do" ...i am not against d catholics, i am not against any religion, i am no against d pastor who divorced his wife and got married again...mine is that wateva u believe in, hold fast to it and hope its d correct thaing...even man is entitled to his believe and opinion on every matter

satowind: My birthday loading. Who get tym dey reply fo.ol were we all know he is a foo.ool. Is it not de same god dat revealed to him dat catholics are heading to hell told him he will be a president. Product of a leaking condom. Failed lawyer,musician,family man,politician and pastor.
In two word 'dead man'.

mehn did u see d second pix dis guy posted? nigga u gay!!! na 14years imprisonment u dey take play

mehn dis guy too talk abeg...he made his point fine but i got tired of him sayin d same thing over and over...he is basically doing d same thing dese folks he is criticizing did na...taking to d social media...make him get deir numbers and follow dem talk na...he made his point...it is noted...make he go sit down...he is a talkative and a nag

wat about d sex scene? dey r simulations too right? lol

therealMcCain: From all scriptures you find that God has a way of dealing with his people and servants, it is not in our place to pass judgement on them. Leave the church leaders to the God that called them
This doesn’t mean that they cant be scolded or disciplined. There is grounds for that but it has to be done by someone who has that authority. For example, In a church if a deacon does something wrong, the pastor is there to correct that one. If it’s a senior pastor, the General overseer can do that.

But if it’s the G.O that’s does something wrong, fellow G.O’s from other ministry can do that or organizations like CAN & PFN can come in.

If he/she refuses such, you then leave them to God. It will be wrong for a member to do the scolding or disciplining. Miraims case will buttress my point

How many of you will come back from work to find out that your child has been mercilessly beaten by the maiguard or househelp, will you be happy?? Regardless of what your child has done, you feel its your right as a parent to do the disciplining!! (am not talking about a maid spanking your kid or asking him/her to kneel)

Same with God!!!!!!

the days of d bible have come and gone, those were days when God apppointed the prophets for the people but dese days, every tom dick and harry comes up with a self proclaimed calling of God...we are in days when you choose ur prophet and who wateva religious leader u wanna follow...so for as long as you pay ur tithe and offerings in dat church and ur pastor does not feel u r too small to do dat and he receives it, then you have the right to to call ur pastor or spiritual leader to question if he has done something wrong...do not b fooled by pastors of dese days abeg...if dey dont feel its wrong to receive ur money, then its not wrong to question dem wen they do somethin wrong

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how r u sure dis story is true? are u sure it not franca or ese or one of deir gang members dat wrote dis?dat wrote dis? be patient and know wat is true and not before u start passin judgement

ochejoseph:

http://leadership.ng/news/230813/court-orders-student-pay-fianc-e-n80000-using-her

so dats all she is worth...interesting

belabela:

Source: [url]esewalter./2013/08/22/my-affair-with-pastor-biodun-fatoyinbo-of-coza/[/url]

dese story is a little crappy abeg...i dont deny dat it could have happened, but i dont see any form of abuse at all...she could have walked out of d entire scenerio when her pastor asked her to sit on his laps but she didnt...dere is no abuse, she is to blame for whatever happend to her abeg...as for d pastor, God is watchin in on HD...all of dese is subject to the story being true though...wetin person neva hear before

Yungwizzzy: Bro, are you talking of the same tablet that has over 200 bluefilms??

Well, the devil is not scared of your phone or table or laptop but the physical Bible is fire to his eyes.

Though, no matter where you read your Bible from if you don't work according to it's instructions its useless!!

d devil is not scared of ur paper bible either, he has read it from back to back, he knows wat is inside it even more dan u...its d word in the bible dat matter not whether its in paper or ur tablet...its ur business what u chose to do wit ur tablet...besides if u r a good christian u wont have blue films or wateva u call it in ur tablet...the devil is not scared of d paper bible in d hands of a christian dat has blue film on his tablet

Kenny4lyfe: @Op sir, that's a good point! Only a poor man will have an issue with what daddy G.O's decision about the convention ground is! Imagine if these same set of people were alive when King Solomon was gathering materials to get the temple's construction underway, they'll be like "He's insane! He's mobilising all our resources to fund church building. A 100% of our annual budget gone to waste". Whereas they've forgotten that as there are corrupt millionaires and billionaires in this country, so are there righteous millionaires and billionaires in this country! I pity them!

why is everybody running away from d real point of d discuss? nobody is criticising having a bigger auditorium in particular. the point is that so called men of God dont use their influence to bring so much good to the nation as a whole, just like d other post talked about donating to eradicate diseases and epidemics...but they find it easier to donate for purposes which r exclusively to d church and sometimes exclusively to d pastor and top official...they should use their influence to call for donations that will make nigeria rise from its current bad state to a deserving height

shaniqueK.:
gabriel torwua suswam before he became the governor of benue state,

dont b dumb...dat picture was not just before he became d governor...dat was from a long time ago...duh

does dis mean u should also not take anything processed wit alchol too?

koastar:
Bro, it's the other way round- Jesus means 'Messiah' while Christ means 'anointed'

@op, Jesus, fine. Jesus Christ? mba! There is only one name above every other name. That name is 'Jesus Christ!'

...i wonder why people talk about christ like its a mystery word specially sent from heaven specially for Jesus and nobody has heard or understood d meanin before Jesus came...christ simply means the anointed...it wasnt his surname...duh... is it still gonna b bad if i replace d hebrew word christ wit d anointed?

bizmahn: It suprises me that its hard to find a christian that can render sound judgement on vital christian matters.If you truely be a genueine christian,humility,fear, & holy reverence can never allow you to accept any name or title given to the creator & saviour of the world who bled & died to redeem mankind.
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Even peter the apostle at the time he was to be crucified in matyrdom stated that he is not even worthy to be crucified in the same position as our saviour Jesus.He therefore requested the killers to crucify him upside down.
The name Jesus is the hallowed name of the son of God & sinless saviour & creator of the whole world at which devils are subdued.It will only take a person fulfilling the desires of the devil to name that name on a sin prone man so that name can be mocked when that man falls into sin.
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How bad it will be when a person bearing that name is caught in immorality or theft or other vises.People will ask shebi your name be Jesus.God forbid wickedness & hard heartedness in these last days sinful generation.The generation of the early christians hallowed that name so much they never named it on their children.A parent that presumptously does this will answer to God.This is my candid opinion.

its funny d way some christians like dis guy i just quoted are so unrealistic and also shallow in understanding. its okey to name ur child after obama cos he became d president of america, its okey to name ur child after some celebrity or some u claim to b ur mentor or hero....bu its a big sin and blasphemy to name ur child after Jesus abi? smh for all of u christians dat just reason upside down...i taya for all of una....if Jesus is ur hero, den dere no problem naming ur child Jesus abeg

MEILYN:
Jesus not Jesus Christ.....
All This people praying in the name of 'jesus', dey have been praying in the name of a man like dem, it is supposed to be in the name of 'Jesus Christ'

whether u pray in Jesus in name or u say Jesus christ it makes no difference, for as long as u know who u refer to...christ wasnt his surname, christ simply means the anointed...shikena...it doesnt
make ur prayers less answered if u say Jesus or Jesus christ wen u pray

baby_123: LMFAO. Thank God that wrong was made right. What a tragedy it would have been. men with their big two left legs walking in heels. buahahahhaa.

FYI women women have bigger leg, too many of dem having really fat legs dese days

I hear it all the time, but still dont really understand what a lady means when she says 'i want a God fearing man'. what exactly do they mean? what exactly is the definition of a 'God fearing man'?

sholay2011: For a movie to capture the attention of the viewer, villains are created to antagonise our heros/heroines. Some of them are a representation of pure evil, others are characters we love to hate while some are those that we don't still understand till now what drives them. Here is my list of favourite movie villains:
1. Christopher Waltz as 'Colonel Hans Landa' in 'Inglorious Basterds'.
2. Denzel Washington as 'Alonzo' in 'Training Day'.
3. Heath Ledger as 'The Joker' in 'Dark knight'.
4. Anthony Hopkins as 'Hannibal Lecter' in 'Silence of the Lambs'.
5. Monique in 'Precious'.
6. Louise Fletcher as 'Nurse Ratched' in 'One flew over the cuckoo's nest'.
7. Bryce Dallas Howard as 'Hilly Holbrook' in 'The Help'.
8.Jane Lynch as 'Sue sylvester' in 'Glee'.
9. Jessica Lange as 'Constance' in 'American Horror Story season 1'.

You can add yours.

Mine is pete edocie...d guy is always d bad guy in any movie he plays.

Will you regard an action right if the of the consequences are good or favorable irrespective of a bad motive or considered wrong if the consequenses of the action turns out unfavorable but the motive being good

PAGAN 9JA:


is Africa a country or a tribe? are you Egyptian?! talk sense!

Africa is just a continent. a white man-defined boundary. other than that, it is nothing.

why are ur posts just so shallow and senseless...start talkin sense abeg

olajide_07: Some weeks ago I went to her feeling very uncomfortable with my inner round neck t-shirt rim showing outside my traditional attire around the neck area, and she said in the presence of her friend that I should go and remove it, also in the same vein I was wearing this very expense lace but it looked local, I just came in from church and didn't want to change into something else so, I wore it their and bam!!! she said, nah Aso ebi, thingz, today ha, well I felt quite bad, she should have just told me up close and personal, I would have explained why I wore the lace, I didn't know what to wear again just got tired and the rest of my clothes were dirty.

WHO DOES DAT? DATS MESSED UP...WHY WOULD U WEAR A ROUND NECK UNDER UR TRAD? DATS FFFUCCCKKKEEEEED UP

Flakeey: i also do not douche but i read that douching with hydrogen peroxide is the best cleansing ever used. it recommended diluting it with water either half water half peroxide or 1/3 peroxide and 2/3water atleast until you figure out what you can handle without cramping or other trouble.
i used to get recurrent BV due to yeast infections which i continued to use antibiotics prescribed by Doctors and as a result would kill all the good bacteria in my vagina thereby causing vagina odor.
i started researching, read so many journals and home remedies...i actually tried most of the home remedies (yoghurt, probiotics, grapefruit juice, garlic, folic acid and vitamins)but the odor would come back after 2 to 3weeks. Then i tried this hydrogen douch and the odor was gone almost immediately, i continued the process every night for 7days, no odor no itching.

3 CAPS FULL OF ALOMO BITTERS WORKS FOR ME...I DON CATCH U FINALLY HERE...LOL

chaircover: the vaginna is self cleansing and ideally douching is not required

REALLY...OMO I DON HEAR ANODA ONE O

didadavid: 90 percent of my thoughts are in pictures and not language 80 percent of the time, while the other 10 percent is in English 50 percent of the time. So the remaining ten percent extracted from my picture thoughts and english are in Yoruba all of the times. Can anyone decipher?

CITATIONS NEEDED PLEASE...WHERE ARE YOUR FACTS FROM?

Optimisticgondy: I once heard from a Yoruba elder that "Ede abinibi ni a fi n ronu", meaning "we think in our mother tongue". I agreed it's true for me because I think mostly in my mother tongue. But I still doubt it's true for everyone. Is it true for you? Do you reason in English language or your mother tongue?

DO YOU ACTUALLY THINK IN ANY LANGUAGE? I THINK U JUST UNDERSTAND UR THOUGHTS...MOST TIMES U DONT EVEN NEED TO SPEAK IN UR MIND WHEN YOU ARE THINKING SO THINKING DOES NOT EVEN REQUIRE A LANGUAGE...HOW DOES A DEAF AND DUMB THINK? ON HIS FINGERS WITH SIGN LANGUAGE? YOU ONLY INTERPRETE UR THOUGHT IN A LANGUAGE, U DONT THINK IN A LANGUAGE