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Religion / Re: Church Members Flog The Devil With Canes In Church (Pics, Videos) by Topman0001(m): 9:45pm On Sep 10, 2017
They're just having fun. if devil appears to them face to face, can they raise their cane. They will rather jump out from the window.
Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Unity Negotiable – IYC Replies Buhari by Topman0001(m): 12:00am On Aug 23, 2017
Biafra is a scam. its a means to make money. when govt negotiates and probably pay money or put infrastructures in place. who owns the money or manage the infrastructures. people are looking for means to make money and some other people are unknowingly becoming fanatical over tribal issues. Till the next 20 years, Nigeria will not still divided.

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Crime / Re: Another Kidnapper Caught In Lagos Today, Nearly Lynched To Death By Mob (Pics) by Topman0001(m): 10:18pm On Aug 11, 2017
Shiitposter:
Just look at how relieve this guy is. grin grin grin
Who say life no sweet.
nobody wan die and dem wan go heaven
Crime / Re: Another Kidnapper Caught In Lagos Today, Nearly Lynched To Death By Mob (Pics) by Topman0001(m): 10:15pm On Aug 11, 2017
innosaint27:
grin shocked grin

See as the guy dey smile for that last pic 4 back of police truck.
In his mind " O boi, hand b don meet me today o. Na so person take dey die? Thank God for police ooo. Police is truly your friend"

hahaha... clap for yourself, you're the funniest

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: List Of People To Visit The N-Power Situation Room, Abuja by Topman0001(m): 6:50pm On Aug 11, 2017
I applied for n.teach. I've bn expecting response via sms or e mail but no response atall. pls whats happening
Education / Re: IMSU Student Flogged By Lecturer Faints (Photos) by Topman0001(m): 2:29pm On Aug 11, 2017
besto50:
cool

Prof Egbe Richard


I knew the lecturer would be an Afonja man, Very wicked set of people!!
check the name again. very tribalistic somebody
Celebrities / Re: Cartoon Network Turns Porn, Azadus Cries Out by Topman0001(m): 2:24pm On Aug 11, 2017
leksmedia:
Hmmmm In as much as we would all love to castigate DSTV and cartoon network. Trust me that scene was not on DSTV. If it was trust me, by now DSTV will be paying with all their last funds. It's pure photoshop , it's not real.

We should learn not to believe all we see on social media but that doesn't mean we allow our children to get exposed to explicit content.
I've seen in another news that the people involved in the porn broadcast has bn sacked. that's I'm not doubting this news
Food / Re: Dog Market In Ghana (pics, Video) by Topman0001(m): 1:25pm On Aug 11, 2017
china is still worse. they have a large dog market

Politics / Re: Short & Deceitful Little Imps Osinbajo Is Sick, His Nightmare Just Started – FFK by Topman0001(m): 12:45pm On Aug 09, 2017
FFK Insanity is what I see in u.
Fashion / Re: Girl With Natural Blue Eyes In Nasarawa (Photos) by Topman0001(m): 12:41pm On Aug 09, 2017
dacovajnr:
So coloured eyes na the Next thing wey go Trend for August..issokayangry
before na so so snakes
Crime / Re: Soldier Forces Lady To Pull Off Camouflage Clothing She Wore (Photo) by Topman0001(m): 12:26pm On Aug 09, 2017
mikool007:
Are they dum, this is so stupid and idiotic, people wear camo designed clothes abroad all the time without being embarrassed like, it is sad to say but this tells a lot about this country, pple don't even know their rights any longer when it's being trampled on a daily basis
if it were u, would u claim any right at that moment? u will abbey first in the face of the ruffle, otherwise they hold u responsible for crimes u did not commit. you can only take legal judicial actions after obeying them, or else... OYO lo wa o
Education / Re: Choose Your Best Subject Here And Someone Will Ask You A Question by Topman0001(m): 10:50pm On Jul 29, 2017
mustapha112:
Mathematics

You saw ashirt for $97
You don't have the cash, so you borrowed $50 from your mum and $50 from your dad
$50+$50=$100
You bought the shirt and had $3 change
You gave your dad $1 and your mum $1 and kept the other $1 for yourself.
Now you owe your mum $49 and your dad $49.
$49 +$49=$98 + your $1 =$99.
Where is the missing $1?
Education / Re: Choose Your Best Subject Here And Someone Will Ask You A Question by Topman0001(m): 10:33pm On Jul 29, 2017
Littlefinger:
BIOLOGY cool
what is pollination?
Education / Re: Choose Your Best Subject Here And Someone Will Ask You A Question by Topman0001(m): 10:31pm On Jul 29, 2017
hazan041:


lol.....biology simply means the study of life.......it is derived from two Greek word bio which means life and logus which means study...

shay I try?
its since ss1 days I memories this
It is the study of living things which is sub divided to plants and animals.
Health / Re: 36-Year-Old Man Hit By Cancer Of The Mouth In Adamawa (Graphic Photos) by Topman0001(m): 10:17pm On Jul 29, 2017
This is irritating and strange, no more convinient eating, no gossipping, no laughing, no tosting, no singing, no whistle blowing, only pains... We're here complaining about the things we don't have and forget to thank God for what we have. May God forgive us and send help to this man so that he can get healing from that terrible condition.

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Pets / Re: Residents Kill Dog That Killed 50 Goats & Sheep In Kenya (Photos) by Topman0001(m): 12:48pm On Jul 24, 2017
it's not ordinary, the dog has been possessed of a strange spirit. How would a dog kill 50 animals when it is not a lion
Religion / Re: Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo & His Eldest Daughter Pictured Together by Topman0001(m): 10:16pm On Jul 14, 2017
Leonbonapart:
Both doctors and science are contrary to the word and will of God...
science should explain how a virgin was able to conceive with sperm or knowing a man, how the burning furnace couldn't hurt the four, how a man was raised to heaven with his body, soul and spirit....






















I am on the LORD'S side
ICor 1:27 God will Chose what is foolish to shame the wise... Let the professors tell us the Scientific theory that made the head of the axe to float on water... The ways of God are misterious to accomplish His works, His ways no man can determine, unsearchable they are.
Romance / Re: Her First Visit Left Me Totally Confused by Topman0001(m): 8:43am On Jun 17, 2017
All gold glitters but not all that glitters that are gold
. some women are not human so watch.

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Family / When Mummy Burst Your Bubbles, What Would You Do by Topman0001(m): 9:15pm On Jun 13, 2017
I came across this text and began to imagine it. what if it were you?
Politics / Re: FCT Indigenes Protest Unclad In Abuja Over Marginalization (Photos) by Topman0001(m): 4:17pm On Jun 13, 2017
iamexcelblog:
These are the real owners of Abuja. The Gbaggyi people. Abacha a Kanuri man pursued them from there birthplace and sold their lands to foreigners. They migrate a lot like the Fulanis. Most times I don't pity them because just like the average Nigerian, they see Igbo people as their problem. They like pretending that they are Hausas or Fulanis. You can hardly see them speak their language even with one another. Always speaking Hausa which is a general Northern language. Some people call them gwari.

Aside the Fulani, the most brutal, wicked and heartless tribe in Nigeria is the Kanuri of Borno and the Igbos in Ebonyi and Nsukka. These set of people have no chill. Human blood means nothing to them.

Most often, Igbo people confuse Hausa with Fulani. No. The average Hausa man has no issue. More often, its the Fulani that are deadlier. Even their young beautiful girls can lure you with sex and poison you. Quote me anywhere.
I'm aware abuja was created when FCT was to be moved from Lagos to the centre of the National map. The said the place used to be farm and govt bought the land, Abu's farm was the portion called Abuja and Sule's farm was the portion called Suleja. I never knew it has Indiginous occupant. Thank God for today's protest, maybe I would never know.
Celebrities / Re: Does Davido Really Have 30 Billion In His Account ?? by Topman0001(m): 4:42pm On Jun 10, 2017
djeezy:
There's also a song where he sang I GET 2 MILLION DOLLARS NO BE ASSETS. In my view he's probably worth 2 million dollars. 20 is a lot of money and he can't be worth that much. These musicians hype themselves and how much they have. Don't take them by their words. They live fake lives.
That's what we're saying, Dammy Crane an example of fake life, hiring jet with a stollen credit card.
Politics / Re: Quit Notice: I Have Been In Bosso For 45 Years, Where Do I Go? – Yoruba Leader by Topman0001(m): 12:34pm On Jun 10, 2017
This man is being dramatic, they said Ibos should quit and this Yoruba man says where is he going to. Nobody ask u to leave, chill man measures are being taken to stop the rebel.
Politics / Re: US Senators Block Sale Of Fighter Jets To Nigeria Over Human Rights Concern by Topman0001(m): 12:10pm On Jun 10, 2017
I'm impressed with the findings of the American senators. Nice evidence, but we're no supposed to think one sided. Your'e talking human rights when insurgency has claimed several thousands of life and still claiming. If America refuse to sell, some other countries like china, Russia even Israel are ready to sell. There'll be proper management on the use of the weapon.

U claimed they killed Shiites islamic group, yes they are forming alliance at the time Nigeria is facing challenges of insurgency. Maybe u don't know that we have more Hausas in Nigeria army, but Sodiers are trained to protect the unity and security of the country. Our pledge says ".... To protect her unity and uphold her honour and glory, so help me God"
Education / Re: This School Poster Was Spotted Somewhere In Ibadan (photo) by Topman0001(m): 9:37pm On Apr 24, 2017
Jaideyone:
mtchew Olodo is an area in Ibadan. Odo means mortar. Olodo means mortar seller not the Olodo you are thinking.


stupid @ss thread

*pulls pants and sh*its on thread*
Thanks for the nice gossip. I was actually thinking something else.
Food / This Ogbolo Soup... by Topman0001(m): 6:47am On Apr 20, 2017
To the Chefs, catherine manager and English teachers in the house please I need to say this in English "This Ogbolo soup dey draw well well" pls I'm waiting for answers. Thanks in anticipation.
Crime / Re: Armed Men In Sapele Kidnap Widow With 3 Children (Photos) by Topman0001(m): 8:54pm On Mar 14, 2017
selfmadeboss:
was her husband a politician?
if yes , kindnap and let him pay but dont harm her.
but if she is not, release her with immediate effect.
but that gold for her neck dey vex o. thats if thats real gold
I live in Sapele where kidnappers take anybody regardless of his/her political status. Recently they kidnapped a phermasist that I know. We average Nigerians in sapele are scared of kidnappers.
Properties / Re: Why It Is Structurally Wrong To Build Directly On Sand by Topman0001(m): 6:31pm On Mar 12, 2017
Barselonia:
Well it depends on type of foundation you are using
If u are doing a raft foundation ,u don't need to dig down ,just make ur form work, reinforced it ,you are good to go, since d surrounding Is still going to be fill with sharp sand.

But in situations of hollow block.. ..dont try it
Excavation of the foundation trench cannot be over emphasized, no matter the method you adopt. Sometimes the clients too will tell the contractor to try and manage. I remember a renovation job I got 2011 when I've not had much years of working experience. It was a massive structure with swimming pool on a watter logged plots of land. After some years, there was a differential settlement even the walls of the pool collapsed due to the passive earth pressure, I was able to make a good retaining wall for the pool and hired a more experienced structural engineer to underpin the existing structure, yet the client was complaining about my bills but I treathened to quit before he later sucumbed. From my experience, I've seen that Clients also contribute to some of the structural failures.
Long live Naija
Long live COREN.
Religion / Re: Thread For Members Of The Celestial Church Of Christ. Halleluyah! by Topman0001(m): 5:37pm On Mar 12, 2017
I'm always proud to be a celestian.
Travel / Re: 10 Cities In Nigeria Where Pidgin English Is Most Spoken by Topman0001(m): 11:25pm On Mar 07, 2017
aewhydot:
Op av u ever been 2 Lokoja?
I served in lokoja during my NYSC, some people speak pidgin but we have plenty other languages too that are widely spoken: Hausa, igala and Ebira most especially.
Romance / Re: Why Are Bayelsa Women So Strong? by Topman0001(m): 2:35am On Feb 08, 2017
Singing in omawumi's voice.... if u ask meee na who go ask?
Romance / Re: 14 Things You Would Hear When You Catch Her Cheating by Topman0001(m): 2:30am On Feb 08, 2017
johncallidon:
grin Abeg tell am make e no slack the toto before e reach your turn
Politics / Re: Facebook Sponsored Post Of Okonjo-Iweala/Adesina 2019 For Presidency, 2019 (PIC) by Topman0001(m): 5:21am On Jan 26, 2017
Let them come o, we can't wait to see u pressing the progress RESET button. Infact press the remote from there we should be able to see the effect.

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