doublewisdom:
GEJ is balling hard and laughing at Buhari's inability to "end Boko Haram within two months".

Very funny, how would someone who couldn't end insurgency in more than 3yrs laugh at someone who has not ended it in two months but giving a clear hope that the whole insurgency will soon bcom history. If truely he's making that laugh, omo na very wrong laugh o.

Hmm! Who would ever believe this ugly man will make it in big time. Now he's a tourist centre and people pay him to look at him or snap a shot wid him. He's attracting people from all over the world everyday. Whom God has blessed, no man can course._ latest update

prettyjo:
dont know why some" girls feels comfortable exposing their body parts

despite that i'm a man. Ordinarily removing my shirt outside my room gives me a sence of imaginary nudity. Some ladies can be damn shameless.

Reading one of ur comments really makes me explore your posts and profile. Niraland is really Nice but still needs one or two things to work upon. I'm waiting for the day i'll be able to inbox someone and share pictures which will not be viewed by all.

matify:


The 3rd finger of the left hand properly referred to as the Middle finger used by Nigeria ladies to place the engagement ring was an aberration that had become customary but slowly being replaced.

The actual ring finger is the 4th finger in either hand and its the proper place for an engagement and wedding ring.

The preference for the left hand could be ethnocultural.

The reason why people prefer 4th finger of the left hand is bcuz they believed there's a vain at that particular finger which connects to the heart. This might not be scienfically true. They just believed the connection between the finger and the heart will always remind the duo that they're married and must not cheat.

jmoore:

U said it all

jimi4us:
Na so una dey spread virus.

hahahhahahah.... U no go kill person with funnies- when did tortoise start spreading viruses... Guy u're the funniest.

WE REALLY NEED THE TECHNOLOGY AND ICT PARK This was what i e-mailed to the national comfab last year as my contribution.
when I was in school, I offered a course Engineering in society- as a civil engineering student. I was made to know from abstract that Nigeria and Japan were almost in thesame level of technological advancement and almost earning thesame national revenue. Nigeria according to the history spent there money building Abuja city and japan too was bussy building the technology village. Japan does not have resources like nigeria but is richer today based on what they earn from technology. The village is a place where anybody can come and display his/her technical skills. if it is tested okay, government gives loan to make mass production accross the globe. everybody wants to earn money, they use there brain to think and earn money. There are lots of talented people in Naija my country, an electrical student during my school days had his project on security door with password and fingerprint, it also has emergency alarm if an intruder trys to use wrong password or unregistered fingerprint. The prototype was tested and it worked quite good. I tried to innitiate the idea of technology village in Lokoja kogi state during my service year on NYSC, I collaborated with my friend who made the security door, I spent money to make it stand hoping the federal government will notice it and hijack it from me but could not achieve this. please I'll be very grateful if this could be achieved in nigeria, it will reduce this unemployment problem.

when I was in school, I offered a course Engineering in society- as a civil engineering student. I was made to know from abstract that Nigeria and Japan were almost in thesame level of technological advancement and almost earning thesame national revenue. Nigeria according to the history spent there money building Abuja city and japan too was bussy building the technology village. Japan does not have resources like nigeria but is richer today based on what they earn from technology. The village is a place where anybody can come and display his/her technical skills. if it is tested okay, government gives loan to make mass production accross the globe. everybody wants to earn money, they use there brain to think and earn money. There are lots of talented people in Naija my country, an electrical student during my school days had his project on security door with password and fingerprint, it also has emergency alarm if an intruder trys to use wrong password or unregistered fingerprint. The prototype was tested and it worked quite good. I tried to innitiate the idea of technology village in Lokoja kogi state during my service year on NYSC, I collaborated with my friend who made the security door, I spent money to make it stand hoping the federal government will notice it and hijack it from me but could not achieve this. please I'll be very grateful if this could be achieved in nigeria, it will reduce this unemployment problem.

Africa is endowed with so many resources. We have a lot of commodities in Africa. In fact, African trade to the rest of the world, according to a report, only less than 10 per cent comes into Africa. The remaining 90 per cent is from Africa to the rest of the world. We have raw materials. There are three chains» Abundance of raw materials »Extraction of raw materials and »Processing & conversion of raw materials. We are strong in abundance of raw materials, but in processing, we are very weak. Then, in consumption chain, we are very high. We have huge population growing. In Nigeria, for instance, we have oil to run everything. We extract it, sell it and it is processed somewhere and brought back to us in Nigeria. What helps economic growth is not so much of the abundance of natural resources that you have, but that middle chain of conversion process. That is what create jobs. That is what impacts the GDP of a country.

°It is better to deserve honour and not have them than to have them and not deserve them. Whatis worth doing atall is worth doing well. I just begin to wonder why people who has notmade good records are the people aspiring mostly to lead at all levels, only few deserve the honour. We have a lot of leaders without innovation, they cannot take few important things and build functional system into them.Because they see somebody leading a group, they want to lead their own group too withoutknowing the philosophy behind the ideology. They are not prepared for it before they get involved in it, that's why they suddenly become copycats, they don't have there own plans, no mission and no vision. Leadership without innovation ìs just like somebody waiting for the ship at the airport, it gets nowhere. How a leader ends his/her leadership is just as important as how he/she started it.

Ex-Minister, Olu Falae, recounts his ordeal at kidnappers hands


A former finance minister, Olu Falae, who was kidnapped and released last week, has provided shocking details of his ordeal at the hands of his abductors, narrating how he was deprived of food and made to trek several kilometres to freedom.

Mr. Falae said he was kidnapped by six Fulani herdsmen last Monday at his Ilado farm in Akure.

The former Secretary to the Government of the Federation, who spoke to journalists in his home in Akure, said the armed hoodlums threatened to kill him every 30 minutes until they received information that money had been given to them as demanded.

“There were six of them with three or four guns and every half an hour or so they will say, ‘Baba we are going to kill you, if you don’t give us money we are going to kill you,” Mr. Falae narrated.

“On Wednesday, one of them came and said ‘look we are going to leave here on Thursday morning. Since we cannot leave you here alone, if we don’t get what we want we are going to kill you.”

“And they said they gave me until 3pm and if at 3pm they don’t get the money they would execute me. I thank God that at 21 minutes to 3pm, one of them came and said, ‘the money don complete’.”

Giving details on how he was kidnapped, he said: “When the hoodlums came, they slashed me with their cutlasses, they said I was not cooperating. And they dragged me barefooted into the bush.

“After dragging me around for about two hours, they stopped somewhere for us to rest and there they asked me to phone my wife and tell her that I have been kidnapped and taken out of Ondo State by car which was a lie.

“It was about 2.30pm on Monday, We started walking with very few stops until 2am the following morning. I suspect that I must have covered a minimum of 15km. That morning I did not take anything. So all day I had no food, no water and I walked close to 15km. How I survived I cannot really remember. I had no food in my stomach, I had no shoes, my clothes were torn to shreds.

“At some point one of them gave me a rubber slippers. We walked until about 2am. At some point they called for an Okada. At about 2.30am the Okada man took me way down I had no clue where we were going. Finally they dumped me somewhere, where I was until I was released on Thursday.

“In that place we all slept on the floor on leaves, unfortunately the rain came in the night and I was thoroughly drenched where I was lying down. One of them brought a small umbrella to cover my head, my head was covered, but the rest of my body was not covered.

“They offered me bread, but I told them I could not eat it. I demanded for a bottle of coke, which was what I drank every day to have the requisite strength to survive and to continue on the march, because they were permanently moving.

“They were changing locations at two to three times a day. I suspect because they did not want the police to succeed in tracing them,” Mr. Falae said.

He noted that although the confirmation of the payment of ransom was made on Wednesday afternoon, he was not allowed to go until Thursday morning.

“So the following morning they said I should go. One of them took ropes to stitch my buba which was already in tatters, so that it could at least stay on me and I wound not look like a lunatic while leaving that place,” he explained.

“So when I came out of the bush, I was able to find an Okada, a man riding bike, who gave me a lift to Owo.

“The place was about 10km from Owo town. The place was between Owo and Ifon. And I walked most of the distances between my farm to that place and as the farrow flies, that is about 25km that we had to trek.

“As I said miraculously I was not tired, I was not hungry and I was not afraid of them at all. Each time they said, ‘Baba we will kill you,’ I will tell them, ‘no, insha Allah, you will not kill me’.

“I did not break down, but I want to tell you that when I got back home I became completely exhausted. But I am now 80 per cent fit and I know in the next few days I will be up again.”

The 77-year-old warned that such attack should not be allowed to happen again as it could result to even graver consequences.

“It is not because of me. As for me, I am a very humble person, but by virtue of what God has made me and the status God has given me, it is an insult to our race that a man like me could be abducted by a bunch of hoodlums,” he said.

“By the way, one of them told me, he said, ‘Baba, if after you leave us you talk nonsense I will come and catch you again’. That is the kind of insult I received.”

Asked if the kidnappers were illiterates, he replied: “Only two of them could speak some English. They were between the ages of 25 and 35. They were Fulani, they spoke Hausa.”

Mr. Falae however said it was plausible that his ordeal was closely connected to his conflict with Fulani herdsmen who consistently grazed at his farm.

“The cattle rearers have been giving me a hard time for the past two or three years. Because I have a dam on the farm, so they like to bring their cattle there to drink water, then they eat other people’s crops,” he stated.

“This time they ate up my maize farm, two hectares. We took pictures, and it was videoed, the police went there. They were asked to pay compensation, they begged and paid half of what we claimed and we accepted it.

“That was about two months ago. Whether it was one of them who went to bring his brothers to come and deal ‘with this wicked man’, I don’t know. It is plausible. Absolutely plausible.

“My view is that this is my home. I have not gone to farm in any other person’s territory. This is my home where I was born. I have every right to farm here and live in peace here. So, this is totally unacceptable.

“I once told the Commissioner of Police that if he cannot protect us and protect my farm, that I will protect myself. There will be self-help if government fails to protect its citizens.

“It would have been unfortunate if that were to happen. The IG met me and gave me assurances that they will give us protection. I hope that we as a community in Ondo State and in Yoruba land as a whole must go into consultation to ensure that we enhance our protection. We cannot be slaves in our own territory.”

Mr. Falae said he was not surprised that the police could not trace and arrest the kidnappers because of the manner of their movement and operation.

“These fellows were permanently on the move. Day and night they were walking. Through farm lands, through water, through swamps…they were scared, they knew they could be traced with GPRS, that was why they were running around all the time,” he said.

“I was not surprised at all that the police could not trace them before they decided to let me go.”

Nike galla is a co-passenger that bought gala and coke for me while journeying together in a comercial vehicle. We became friends and i saved her number with Nike journey. We located one another after a while and was pissed off wihen she dialed her number on my fone

amunkita:
Oga most of the supposedly Cow meat u buy frm meat sellers re Meat frm camel..

Very sure of this..

@ topic..

Doubt if it's sallah meat cous Muslims don't eat camel..

This ur comment assures me that u're not a moslem. I'm not one too but i heard it today on a radio program that camels are acceptable for salah, said a prominent alhaji.

Happy sallah

Now that our president and his vice have declared their assets, it is pertinent that l do same as a good citizen......I therefore declare my assets as follows:

1. DVD player---ONE
2. T-shirts---EIGHT
3. Woman---ONE
4. Plasma TV---ONE
5. Bathroom Slippers---TWO
6. Shoes---SEVEN, Sandals --TWO
7. Mattress(VITA)---TWO
8. Pure water----THREE BAGS
9. Textbook---THREE
10. Journals---TWO
11. Bottle of groundnut Oil---ONE
12. Bottle of Palm Oil---ONE
13. ANDROID Phone---ONE,
14. Different kinds of food---NINE ( Gari--THREE CONGOS, Golden Penny Wheat flour---1kg, Golden Penny Semo---1kg, Tubers of cocoyam---TEN , Rice---THREE CONGOS, Oloyin Beans---ONE CONGO, Indomie Noodles---HALF PACK, and Kuli kuli----HALF CONGO+ Roasted Groundnut---ONE BOTTLE
15. Ankara/SUIT---SIX,
Tops---+SEVEN,
16. Pots---TWO,
17. Set of spoons---ONE,
18. Lamp----ONE,
19. GAS OVEB---ONE,
20. Carpet----ONE,
21. Transistor Radio---ONE,
22. Bank Details:
a. GTB---N1542.65k,
b. ZENITH Bank---N550.30k,
c. DIAMOND Bank---N870.90k.
23. Bible (New King James)---ONE.
Note:- This declaration is open to verification by CCB.
Please if you want to continue to be my friend declare your assets now!!!. I just did!

mumumugu:
I still dont understand

*Mumumugu* u cannot understand.

Zzyco:
My secondary school chemistry teacher, I was chewing gum, on a monday afternoon during his class, I taught he wouldn't notice me, before I knew it I hard my name! In my mind I no sei I don die, bt as per girls dey class I won form chester, teacher said I know what to do with you, put that gum on your head, in my mind I was like WTF. Because as ss3 student you dey train afro wey u go u flex with.. Na xo I gum d thing 4 my head till d end of e class. Worse part came when I was trying to remove it, I remove part of it I found my hair glue to d gum, I remove second 1 before I remove d third part den I discovered moollo.. (Skin cut) in between my hair. I hate that teacher till date.

Hahahaha... What a pathetic expirience. Really outrageous but still the funniest.

You must have hated a teacher or even still hating. Something must have caused it. I hated my class teacher is my secondary school days just because he flogged me for something i did not do. I'm working out a research. Pls share your experience.

Omo naija babes spoil o. See as all of them they rush wan grab the dick of this celebrities on stage. Na so e dey hungry them?

Hmmmm! Naija my country. An eye withness has told me this months ago. He even said the bullion vans moved to Otuoke once or twice in a day. He said he couldn't sleep at night bcuz of the sharp smell of the new notes. Due to his position, he was to sleep in the house where the money was kept.

Judiciary in Nigeria is like a cobweb which catches small flies and let moths and beetles to break through. Untill these theives are convicted, i'll never believe in this judiciary. People steal fowls and they go to jail and people who still billions are being celebrated.

wiznuel:
23 million for just a dress..... If I talk now some people will tag me haters

I just begin to wonder if she's gonna ware the gown more than once. Some people can be very wastefull.... When the workers are being owed.

Do u sell something that can defeather birds/chicken?

misspicy:
After marriage REALITY sets in,that gentle guy you used to know can get really angry,that clean babe you used to know can get reallly dirty etc and you have no choice than to cope with it all...
The faster you acknowledge and accept this REALITY the better for you,if not thats when problem,quarels fights starts














ALL THANKS TO THAT MOD WHO BANNED
ME FOR FOUR DAYS FOR SPACEBOOKING,I
GOT TIME TO BE PRODUCTIVE AT
WORK,PLEASE BAN ME AGAIN NEXT TIME I
BOOK SPACE

Hmm! This comment scares me. So we both gonna change?

Asa is sweet. I love her voice, i've wished Asa ends up being my wife. I'm 32 she's 33 but not withstanding. Age is just a number. I'm one of her fans that's crazy about her music and planning to have her large portrait in my room soon. Something funny happens to me everytime i listen to her tracks, i feel her imaginary presence and sometimes i just sleep off because her magical touch seems to be romancing me. I love all her tracks especially: baby gone, questions, dead again, grateful, Ife, society, move on, the one that never comes, sometimes i wonder, satan be gone, situation.... e.t.c Asa is the best.


°•.◦ †нªηк's ◦.•°´¨`» to God....Birthday
comes once in a year when angels bend
near the earth to wisper a blessing to the
celebrant, that's why i think we should play
and make good cheers. Another 365 days
has come and gone, you're entering another
phase full of miracles and testimonies, It's a
time for renewal, for discovering those areas
of yourself which have become blurred in
recent years. Itis also a time for cutting away
thedea dwood and taking a fresh look at your
loyalties and priorities. Happy new you Απd
...Ħƌƥƥƴ βιяτђϑaγ..Oo°˚˚ ˚ ♥°♥

I'm happy being part of your day... CHEERS. Always remember theirs somebody somewhere that love and cares.

Money is speaking.

I wonder why some pple are crazy about 6ix pack. My fiancee is a coach and wants me to build shape but naaaan... No way, i don't really know the use afterall i'm nt pot bellied.

When Doctors smoke weed.

freez2ryme:

People can be so lame

because u heard not dat u saw,

Why don't u experiment it then

Lacaseera is N100 and dre re plenty of rusted iron everywhere


U must be a Masturbator ( Yoruba) superstition is everytyn 4 u people


I heard oduduwa felled from d sky


Mtcheeew.

Most stupid imbesile. Must u bathe on the transformer before u confirm if it's safe. Very tribalistic thing.