IamAtribalist:
Nigeria: a country of idiots - you really believe a human being can transform into a snake? I know we are all laughing now but some people REALLY believe this sheeyte.

a country of idiots u said? How are we sure the idiotic comment is not coming from an idiot. Rude boy. When some people are there saying Nigeria -good people; great nation. U are calling ur fatherland the contry of idiots, meaning ur forefathers are the ancestral idiots and u are the regenerated idiot.

I won't agree wid u. I have the most beautiful wife in the world and i'm a cute man too, we're the nicest people.

I rather go after the single lady who has had abortion before. It's just too expensive, to father another person's daughter or son. What if i add the ophan to my family and train the child and make him/her a responsible person in the society and at the long run the father appares from nowhere to claim the child and leave me behind with a broken heart. Naaaaaaan! I can't afford to bare the big blow on my heart.

Holly day to those who says there's no God? Then what is holly about the day?

i'm proud being a Yoruba person. Best people, most hospitable, great culture, most ettiquet, beaurifful dressing, hard working, brilliant, skillful and very intelligent.

Truely this is romantic and really sweet. I like that action.
But wait o, can i cry in that mood? Naaaaaaaan- i won't, Heroes don't cry. I'll just smile while she's crying.

Now that snakes are making the front page. I want to form a snake story and appare on the front page. Just for laughter- A snake swallowed itself and ran away. I expect to read this on the front page soon.

Jollyjoy:
I seriously dnt see anything wrong with that,at least to cut down some expenses....



Guys here are already terming gals gold diggers,shuoo funny thing is most of them dont even have stainless talkless of gold... Just a harmless question...ansa and stop terming them gold diggers.

Funny update. Let my girl knows how much i earn as salary, though she doesn't know of other bonuses i earn. Let her ask me 1000 times, i will repeatedly tell her without going blank. I will only go blank whenever she say "sweetie pls will u marry me" i may be caught in the most morose look.

Anger is a little madness, anger is a hanger; you better hang the anger before it hangs you.

Well composed composition. But none agreed with the other. As life is full of cruelty and enimity so also the womb, like the biblical isau and Jacob.
Thank God i was born alone, no argument; no misunderstanding.

This might look like a regular electric socket but it actually is a safe compartment where one can store personal belongings and no one would ever think of checking it out.

Just a secret: to appare on front page of nairaland, just upload the picture of a snake. Even if it's a downloaded one and fake a story wid it.

Water pythons will continue to visit homes if men don't stop flirting around with marine ladies. Imagine a busy place like Ajegunle. I would have suggested somefing else if Ajegunle was a bushy or rural community.

Despite that, i still have many girlfriends. Only the broke guyz will run away bcuz of the cheap things they call expensive.

By profession, i'm a civil Engr. I've met architects who earn more than me and i earn more than many architecs bcus as a civil Engr i do the drawing and design all from scrash. Thank God for ICT, i make beautiful drawings with revit architecture application. The two courses are good but its better is u seek God's direction. A civil Engr can work on roads (highway Engineering), can also work on water, work on environment, work on rail, design airpor and runway, work on structure, work on soil, work with oil companies e.t.c. But always remember that God's guidian will be the best so i won't chose for u.

I think i'm posessed. I just woo girls anyhow and none has ever turned me down and i'm sure it will never happen.

Abbeyme:
Na wa o
But the last time I checked Arithmetics, 280>207

One is in million and the other is in thousands

666-6666 holds the record for most expensive number after being sold in Qatar for $207 million to raise money for charity. This number blows away the previous record held by 888-8888 sold in china for $280,000.

Source- www.gizmocrazed.com/2011/12/top-10-phone-numbers-facts/?utm_source=zergnet.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=zergnet_53566

That awkward moment u find the person who finds pleasure in insulting u- now u asked if he was really talking to u and he smiles back saying 'haa! baba no be u o, na just joke o'

Jollyjoy:
Whipping is not the best way to discipline children especially teens, the best you can do is to sit them down and talk to them..make them understand life isnt all that rosy....whipping in my own opinion shld be limited to children below 16.....

u made a good point but sincerely my dad was still flogging me at 22, i used to call my upbringing a millitary training. It got to a stage i suddenly became arrogant and would repeatedly do what dad said i shouldn't do. He stopped flogging and i composed myself. It helped though. Today my family is proud of me, my employer and my colleagues are all proud of me.

Though i'm not married yet but my fiancee has Msc and i have just my first degree. But i command respect with my earnings.

Someone once said the money that goes back to the bank is more than the money printed by the bank but CBN will never tell us. I'm not a ritualist but i belive there're spirits and demon is as real as God.

Omo i can't laugh o

In short time, snakes will go extinct. They're almost endangered.

chocolateme:
Dear, modify your "which" in reference to your friend.
Where is the snake photo? Let it better be as big as you wrote it.

All these baby snakes are on loose cannon, killed everywhere and everyday. What happened to "children listen to your parents and stay in one place" but adventures no go gree them.


FTC
Chocolate ice cream.

Good observer, but the word "want" after the which should be "wanted"

Seee the way this criminal is being celebrated despite the number of lives he might have wasted. Nobody can have all this amunition without having a sponsor. He must be made to mention his clients. The govt will just have to temper justice with mercy only because he droped them voluntarily

GodMode:


Someone put the snake there... Or your story is rubbish cos you're trying your best to justify the superstitious culture...

look at this boy raising his voice on what he's ignorant about. U have the right to doubt me but that does not mean i lied about my experience. Experience they say is the best teacher, so calm down and learn something new.

lastmessenger:
this is superstition.

i won't agree with ur opinion, here in ondo state, my former gateman from the east had a quarel with his wife and a python came visiting. He killed the python and ate, beleiving nothing would happen bcuz he's not in his native land. The wife refused to eat from the forbidden meat. In short time an undiagonizable sickness started and the gateman was taken to his village where he passed away. So i won't believe its superstition.

I've abstained for over two yrs, the worst thing that happened was masturbation. Jumping from one lady to d other can make a man become unfurtunate. But now that ur bro is already enjoying sex, just advice him to always have a safe sex. It is easier to caution someone who never had sex before than to tame an adicted sex lover.

Check d two pictures, u'll observe the car ain't moving yet but some things has changed, the bumber and the bonett has bn fixed, let's just hope that as soon as the tyres are fixed, the vehicle will start moving. We're getting there jor.

-Interesting.... If GEJ is still d president, then patient is still d first lady.

In patient's voice-

There's God O°˚˚°

ignis:
The only certificate I laminated is my NYSC Certificate, and that's because I saw others doing it at the POP ground.

Just like me, I laminated my NYSC cert bcus pple were doing it, immediately i laminated it, my friend who was ready to travel abroad for his Msc. came around n told me why i shouldn't have done that bcuz twill alway b challenging if i'm to use d cert abroad.