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softysparky:
I stare at guys too.

you're a good person, i envy your sincerity.

That awkward moment when u accidentally make eye contact with someone 5 times and yu got to know that its not only you doing the looking, the lady is also staring at the guy- babe c'mon stop looking and concentrate on the sermon.

I've learnt that i'm still learning... I just think in my mind how a man could be doing things he can't proudly bost of. That's the last thing i'll ever do.

Its like art works

There's nothing wrong with that, it has happened to me b4, Though the first time, it was an ugly bitch I would never woo even when I'm dead drunk, the second time, it was a divorcee, though 'HOT'. maybe I've bn unlucky to get one of the desired ones.

Effect of marrijuana

Danjuma827:
most girls have been disvirgined and yet they will be claiming second virginity. once your hymen is broken it is broken for real. Its not easy be a virgin.

well God will help youths of the current generation. they see nothing wrong to have sex before marriage.

well all those boys that will disvirgin people's sisters and don't want others to disvirgin theirs. In PEJ voice. "God is watching you"

@ topic the best thing is for you to just move forward or else your house no go contain you and ur mother

#sextillwhenwemarry

some are actually not virgings despite that they never had sex before. The hymen forms during maturity or puberty, a sport girl who takes part in vigorouse sporting might not be a virgin ever bcuz the hymen will never form due to the wide opening and closing of the virgina, some even lose their's to sporting.

darlenese:
No ! I wanna commit murder

baby abeg pardon those guys o

YOU SAW A SHIRT FOR $97 You didn't have the cash, so you borrowed $50 from your mum and $50 from your dad $50 + $50 = $100 You bought the shirt, and had $3 change. You gave your dad $1 and your mum$1 And kept the other $1 for yourself. Now you owe your mum $49 and your dad $49. $49 + $49 + your $1 = $99. Where is the missing $1?

darlenese:
Cheaters everywhere

Gush......
Somenody give me a gun

please ma don't commit suicide- ℓ̊ suspect a suicide mission.

People seem not to understand the ideology behind it, some pple has sudenly become coppy cats, becuz someone collected 50k, they will want to collect thesame amount too, some who are giving there daughters to wealthy men even charge millions but the fact is that it has bn made cheap between 5naira to N500 bcuz the brides are not for sale.

This prophecy is directly coming to u- One day a minor domestic misunderstanding will errupt between u and ur wife and u will angrily turn it to a major crises and ur secret lover will have an opportunity to chuck in her head, in short time she becomes the wife while your lovely wife becomes ur Ex and your children surffers in the hands of a strange woman. U'll become the father of another man's kids and live the rest of your life in regret.



You're talking of sex drive, its bcuz u've not bn bussy enough. An Idle hand is the devil's workshop. C'mon get bussy and come home tired... Let's see if the sex drive remains.

favouredon:
Slurpy means drinking something loudly or noisily.

Baby u just broke my heart, why did u consult the oracle Nɑ̤̈ ...sorry, I mean dictionary

kennygee:
Her smile in the first pic sha.
She is fine.

you can see what I'm seeing.
ｓｍｉｌｉｎｇ ａｓ ｉｆ ｓｈｅ'ｓ ｃｒｙｉｎｇ

favouredon:
Lol. Na me u go ask? Ask our teacher my friend.

There's no need asking my teacher, I know the answer- This ogbolo soup is slurpy.

Check your blackberry world, yu will find some other brosers besides opramini & uc browser.

This is impersonation of its highest other

GrammarNazi:
Olé

So you can start sending us random SMS abi?

Your plans won't work

Guy mumu dey worry u seriously, what's my furcking bullshit with random sms, your last 5 digit will now tell me your full number, u no even reason well.

favouredon:
All these mods sef. Una c better topic wey go benefit person una no move am go front page, na topic wey no go benefit person una go dey move. Nice one OP

c'mon speak English, this is an English class... "This Ogbolo soup dey draw well well" say it in English.


- laughing... God don catch u today.

Hmmmm! I'm realy leaning from Doctors.

SOS- save our soul, I've bn counting the remaining time for my fiancee to grad so we can get married but imagine NASU's strike. May God just take control. I saw some pple mentioning Buhari, was PMB there 5yrs ago. Think twice.

ghettodreamz:
So long he doesn't drive them everyday, I guess that's a good way of managing his financial assets. He might wake up tomorrow and decides to trade off any of those luxurious automobiles and still command some good sales, since he rarely drives them.

dude how did u pass economics in secondary school. Vehicles are liabilities and not assets bcus they depreciate, if u buy the latest car this yr, by next year, a new model of the car would be prodused and the one u bought becomes an old model.

Money cannot buy happiness but it is more comfortable to cry in an expensive air conditioned car than to be crying on a bicycle

Asuming you are to be paid the last 5 digits of your mobile number, tell me how much you could be earning- mine is 08391.... Gosh, this is a small pay

An argument broke out between me and my friend who is a medical doctor. I told him that abortion is as criminal as killing but he proved that it is even a birth control method, though a cruel way of family planing. He said when a pregnant woman is very ill and the tests proved that her chances of living is narrow, he said abortion is rather performed than letting the mother die... I almost conceded to his points but i will like to hear from your own point of view.

Remilekun101:
It is not........


I love been alone just by myself

Remilekun, If i should trace your story, its quite evident that u once loved before and u were disapointed. That doesn't mean there are no good men out there or u should remain single for the rest of your life, you r already allowing psychological disorder which will only get things worse. C'mon babe wake up from ur slumber and move on.

Well said but one thing I know is sure_ all women cannot behave thesame way. Thats why the way u lived with ur Ex might be different from the way u handle your present spouse.

ℓ'm an Ondo state citizen, ℓ̊ can't bcuz of that shy away from hitting the nail on the head. Mimiko initiated this idea and collected all the data of ondo resodence in his first six months as Gov. He did not implement the usage throughout his first term. His second term expires next year and he thinks the right time to implement it is his closing time. How was he even sure he would emerge winner for the second term. No wonder he was alleged to have used the data he collected to rig himself into office. Now he wants citizen to pay 2500 naira to get the card when u have not paid the workers for months. I suspect something worse than the alleged Rigging.

Not photoshoped, its real.

Even though this is not the appropriate forum section