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Car Talk / Re: Bus Hits & Kills Some Cows In Delta State (Photos) by Topman0001(m): 11:25pm On Aug 25, 2015
InfinityEstates:
Hope they were butchered immediately

So it's now a norm for cows to ply the roads like vehicles, right? Naija, I hail thee...

There's nothing wrong in animals plying the road. The roads are originally design for vehiculer, pedestran and animal traficking. U will be surprised when the owner of the cattle soe the driver and the court commands the driver to pay for the cattles. By profession, i'm a highway Engr, u can ask another Engr or FRSC member or a lawyer.

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Romance / Re: See What Distance Relationship Has Caused Me! by Topman0001(m): 9:55pm On Aug 25, 2015
falconey:
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how are u sure she will open up to her family, she may even lie against u and tell her people that she caught u in bed with another lady and that's why u want to withraw. Just confide in someone close to u among her family. The person will now b doing the talking while u start another search.
Romance / Re: I'm 27 Loving A 17 Year Old!!! Pls Help.. by Topman0001(m): 2:18pm On Aug 23, 2015
Chelseafan1:



Go ahead if u are ready to share her with one or more guys if she gets to school, especially if she's pretty and sweet.(Boys go disturb am taya, rich guys, fine guys, church mates, senior colleagues, classmates, she wud definitely have her own crushes too)

If you are the possessive type, be ready to complain often times.

If you are not interesting, loving and don't visit her frequently, just be prepared for a shocking heartbreak eventually.






Take note of the IFs.

If i don't agree with your opinion, that doesn't mean you're wrong or i'm right. It just means we're different. I'm 32 and my girlfriend is 20, a 300L student. Before i met her, i used to be a game boy. I met this pretty lady as a virgin, initially i wanted to bed her but she wouldn't let me. I give her 100% attention and stoped gaming. Now our families has met, i'm still waiting for her to grad. Budy if ur 17 yrs old babe is still a virgin, pls don't bed her- that's enough keep her yours bcuz she will not go and do it elsewhere. If she tries it u'll know. Just love her and give all the attention she needs so that rivalry will nt be a threat.

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Fashion / Re: Don't Laugh Alone: Please, What Is This Hairstyle Called? (photo) by Topman0001(m): 10:26pm On Aug 20, 2015
The style is Excuse me, i can't think for now
Education / Re: LASU SUG Blocks School Over Student Mass Failure Today (Photos) by Topman0001(m): 9:29pm On Aug 20, 2015
Crispels:
This information is not well researched.
This was what actually happened. The SUG heard a news that 75percent of students are bound to fail GnS 201 and 301, hence, they acted. It is not a mass failure that cuts across all courses.Its exclusive to GnS. The mass failure in GnS is mostly credited to missing scripts, and instead of these scripts to be found and scores duly awarded, they just upload zero on victims profile.


Nice gossip. God blees e
Family / Re: A Call To Change "My Children Will Not Suffer What I Suffered" Syndrome by Topman0001(m): 9:07pm On Aug 20, 2015
ladyF:
Not completely true. Some children of rich parents work to make something of themselves on their own.


I think Rich parents are caring and jealously protective- infact, i'll say over protective towards their children.

My dad is not very rich but still, he's not poor. He's one of the few parents that wants his children to learn being hard working and coping with any current condition. Despite the cars in his yard, he did not give me any, mummy pleaded bot dad was firm with his' NO' i collected mum's SUV and was doing big boy during my school time. When t'was time for NYSC, i had to return mum's car, now struggling begings. After my service year, I got a small job with a construction firm as a site Engr, now i've learnt to live on the little i earn, i cook for myself as a bachellor and no more giving my dirty cloths to dry cleaner. My parents are proud, my company is proud of my hardwork and commitment. I disliked my dad and called my upbringing a millitary training.

For the sake of this post alone, i forgive my dad today.

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Crime / Re: Goat Thieves Stripped Naked, Paraded Round Town (photo) by Topman0001(m): 5:12pm On Aug 19, 2015
Judgment in Nigeria is like cobwebs wich catches small flys and let moths and beetles break through. People who cart away our billions are celebrated and the poor masses who steal stipends are made to face the wrath of the law- it's bn said that stealing is not corruption in Nigeria. It's good sha, these goat thieves will know that stealing is not good.
Education / Re: Photo: A Teacher Punishing Some Students For Noise Making by Topman0001(m): 9:16pm On Aug 18, 2015
Emeraldcute:
embarassedand good luck is silent abt this wickedness??

e get as this bayelsa pple de reason sef angry
that's y private school rocks



Forget Goodluck, forget Buhari, why not mention the human right activist or the fresh lawyers and barristers who wants to make name and build popularity. No one tries this bull-shit with my son. I'll definitly start a legal battle with him.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Bus Conductor Suddenly Runs Mad In Ikorodu (Photos) by Topman0001(m): 8:12pm On Aug 18, 2015
O boy, see as dem hol am like say dem wan kill cow.

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Celebrities / Re: Asa Shows Off Hot Legs In New Photo by Topman0001(m): 11:12pm On Aug 17, 2015
Asa is sweet and i love many things in her. Come to my room and see her potrait. She's cool and good... It might be funny, anytime i listen to her music, i feel i'm been romanced and sometimes i just sleep off. How i wish we can meet and talk. I'll just let her know that i've always wished we can be married. _shhhhh! Pls don't tell my wife O°˚˚°
Family / Re: How Many Of You Did This? See Photo by Topman0001(m): 10:33pm On Aug 17, 2015
I wished to b part of it whenever i see pple doing it decades back but parential and environmental factors denied me_ its a pity i did not have d opportunity.
Celebrities / Re: Photo Of The Day:- You Can Date This Chick & Still Cheat, Never!!. by Topman0001(m): 9:35pm On Aug 16, 2015
BIG RISk- Even for $1million, i can't date her. I'm not a gay and she's not looking like a woman. INTROVERT just imagine this warrior shares your boyfriend wid u- what next?
Romance / Re: Trick I Use In Catching Potential Rapist by Topman0001(m): 8:20pm On Aug 16, 2015
Jenny1010:
Most people often think that rape is only when there is an element of force, coercion or threat on the victim. The law says any person who had sexual intercourse with a girl without her consent has committed the offence of Rape. This means having sex with a sleeping or intoxicated girl had amount to rape. Some guys even stupefy a girl's drink in other to have their way. This type of rape is often difficult to prove absent of consent, thereby most girls don't even bother to launch a complain to the police.

My Story ( The trick)

This guy had been asking me out for sometime, yesterday evening I decided to give him a shot. He took me to a nice bar somewhere around town. As we got seated, he ordered for a bottle of alcoholic wine. I told him I don't have a head for alcohol (which is a lie), that a little sip might make me tipsy (big lie), except he will promise to take me home if I get tipsy. He promised me that he will take me home. As we got drinking, this dude keep telling me how much he love me and want me to be the mother of his unborn kids, and that he will never hurt me, that I should give him a chance blah blah blah... He looked so innocent, charming and convincing. I told him to give me sometime to think about his proposal.

After emptying several glass of wine, at a point I decided to start the trick to test him, I started acting like I was drunk. I started talking out of point, dangling my head and making awkward hand gestures. He was convinced that I was drunk, yet he was still persuading me to drink more. At that moment I knew he was up to something, but I need to be sure. I took more glass of wine as he requested, after that I increased my acting. At a point he decided it was time to go , he held me as we were walking out toward his car i was staggering . As he help me into the car, he slightly touched my boobs. He did it to look like it was a mistake, but I knew he wanted to confirm my state of intoxication, so I didn't bug. As he gets into the car and drove the car, I pretended to have dozed up. At a point he stopped the car, got out and rushed into a pharmacy shop, I was just lying there like I was deep asleep with my eyes slightly open peeping at him. I guessed he was buying condoms , but I wasn't sure.

The next stop was in front of a hotel, he got down again and rushed inside. I guessed he went to book a room. He got back , helped me out of the car and inside the hotel. As we got to the reception, I decided the acting was enough, I forcefully pulled myself away from him, I called him a bloody liar , a rapist and all other hideous names I can't even remember. He was so astonished to see my eyes wide open. I also castigated the receptionist , I asked her how could she be their and watch a man drag an unconscious girl into a room . I even threatened to call the police to arrest them both. After that I walked out of the hotel gallantly leaving him there ashamed of himself. I took a taxi back home.

This is the 7th guy I have used this trick on , and they all failed woefully. The moment you start acting like you are intoxicated, the demon beneath the handsome, cool loving guy comes out to manifest. This got me thinking, are all guys rapist ? Is there any guy out there who can take an intoxicated girl to her house , without trying to take advantage of her condition? May God help us all.
This is funny, interesting and tricky- ℓ̊ viewd ur profile and observed u post only on ROMANSE- that's by the way. U narrated ur story but your conclussion is not acceptable by me. All men cannot b thesame type. I'll briefly narrate a story not bcuz i wanna advertise myself to anybody. I met this damn hot Benin babe during my service year. I wooed her at the orientation camp and we both agreed to start a serious date if we're furtunate to b posted in thesame town. But quite unlucky, i was in the state capital and she was in d village. She requsted to spend a weekend wid me and i granted d request. Being a rich boy, i spoilt her with care for the weekend. She was sleeping with me on my bed for the three days. The last nite she spent with me, she begged for sex but naaaan... No way, i told her i can't have sex wid someone i knew i would never date. In conclussion. All men are not thesame.
Politics / Re: Senate Probes Obasanjo, Jonathan’s Power Sector Spendings by Topman0001(m): 9:49pm On Aug 13, 2015
I belong to everybody and i belong to nobody i just wish undue influence will not be used on the president or the senate.
Education / Re: Pictures of University Of Ghana Beautiful Hostels by Topman0001(m): 12:13pm On Aug 13, 2015
kode12:
I won't dispute the fact that Ghanaian government owned universities are much better than ours here,but OP I think what you may not have realised is that you may have been placed in the dorms for international students and trust me with the fees charged nothing less is expected so it isn't as much a big deal as getting your money's worth in service delivery.
to complement ur point, i'm a civil Engr by profession, i supervised on of the hostels built by NDDC and presently i'm supervising the special presidential intervertion on project. It's a construction of new post graduate hall. Its gonna be this good. As u can see from the pictures, it is also a new hostel. Nigiria is not as terribly worse as u guys make people think, though i hope it gets better in short time.

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Romance / Re: Guys, Can You Do This For Your Lady (PHOTO)? by Topman0001(m): 9:28pm On Aug 12, 2015
What's the big deal, i've done it before.
Nairaland / General / Re: #throwback Moment!! (pics) by Topman0001(m): 9:20pm On Aug 12, 2015
When men were still boys... Those days!

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Celebrities / Re: Dbanj & Phyno Posed With Dbanj's Koko Garri by Topman0001(m): 10:58pm On Aug 10, 2015
What's ma biz wid dat

Family / Re: What Will You Do If You Find Out Your Spouse Is Having Sex With Your Sibling? by Topman0001(m): 9:36am On Aug 08, 2015
IamLEGEND1:
i will hug her and tell her not to worry.....

#ThisThingsHappen

#WeAllMakeMistakes

#ApologyAccepted
Good man- appology accepted, trust denied, then what's the use of the relationship. Abi u wan tell me say u go still trust am?
Culture / Re: Breast Touching Festival In Singapore by Topman0001(m): 10:59pm On Aug 07, 2015
I heard someone saying my mind is dirty-
I just imagined a Nigerian student who got a scholarship to study abroad and she's unfurtunate to arive at their airport during the festival, seeing plenty guys rushing to her breast at the airport. What could the girl do?

Culture / Re: Breast Touching Festival In Singapore by Topman0001(m): 10:16pm On Aug 07, 2015
Culture / Breast Touching Festival In Singapore by Topman0001(m): 10:09pm On Aug 07, 2015
"Breat Touching Festival" is a celebration of the loca Yi traditional culture, the equivalent of the annual "Hallowen" festival
Many men and women come to town to participate in the "Breast Touching Festival". Many foreigners visited the "Breast Touching Festival" town in Hubei that men can touch women's breast legally and and women enjoy men touching their breasts.
SOURCE: www.allsingaporestuff.com/article/breast-touching-festivals

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Career / Re: Increment Of Workers Salary Will Reduce Corruption – NLC by Topman0001(m): 2:51pm On Aug 07, 2015
aribs:
NLC must be full of totally incompetent people who are totally unlearned,can't read or can't understand what responsibilities they have. How would the addition of a few thousand help the workers in these perilous times.inflation will.render such an increase.useless. A nation that has lost a significant.part.of.its revenue base is being asked to incur more deficit by borrowing to finance an increase in recurrent expenditure . Jeez. Where is the value such an increase will bring ?
NLC is thinking in a very wrong way, an idle hand they say is the devil's workshop. Imagine what the decline in corruption and crime rate would have been if the million unemployed people are gainfully employed. Can u remember the imigration exam that was written and job seekers were stapeded. Those that wrote the exam were several HND, Bsc and masters degree holder. If Nigeria does not take care of the unemployed first, crime and corruption will remain.
Health / Random Question by Topman0001(m): 11:27am On Aug 07, 2015
If you had to pick one which would it be,blindness or deafness?
Career / Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by Topman0001(m): 10:42pm On Aug 05, 2015
I don't agree with what the OP writes here, very few are true. Besides, it would have bn better if u said Engr'g students. I'm a practicing Engr, u just made me feel someone lied against me.

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Agriculture / Re: Mysterious Bat With A Horse-like Face Found In Fish Pond (PHOTOS) by Topman0001(m): 10:49pm On Aug 04, 2015
YerYer:


Who doesn't know of vampire bats?? Based on your research pls what specie of bat is this? Are u now suggesting that this may be a cross breed between a horse and a bat??
budy don't act funny, i'm sure u kno its quite impossible for a bat and a horse to mate. I don't kno the name of this specie. But i'm quite sure it cannot b the effect of pollution or environmental harzards. I've travelled to a place where all the lizards i saw were all grey collour and the sizes were smaller than the common ones i've known before. When something is said to have several species, of course u must expect diverse colours, sizes, shapes e.t.c
Religion / Re: Stephanie Rose: I Would Rather Burn In Hell Than Worship A Monster Called God by Topman0001(m): 10:35pm On Aug 04, 2015
As for me and my house, we shall serve the lord.
Agriculture / Re: Mysterious Bat With A Horse-like Face Found In Fish Pond (PHOTOS) by Topman0001(m): 10:00pm On Aug 04, 2015
YerYer:
Probably the result of a genetic mutation caused by the over pollution of the river by foreign Oil drilling companies. This is really sad, sooner of later the residents in those areas may develop cancer and other genetic disorders.
People can be very superstitious sometimes, i quickly mady a little research on BATs and found out that the species are numerouse, some spicies has there habbitats where they can survive and some species can migrate to a very distanced location. This could just b the result of a cross-breed. Infact i read about vampire bats which can kill humans and animals. The suck the blood of sleeping animals and the animal will never wake up to life, just google it.
Romance / Re: When She Does This On A First Date.(photo) by Topman0001(m): 9:53pm On Aug 03, 2015
People can form

Family / Re: PHOTO: Man Backs His Baby As He Walks Along A Major Road In Lagos by Topman0001(m): 9:34pm On Aug 03, 2015
Sleekbaby:
They should make sure that the baby is his oo.
its like u ar reading my mind, but let's just assume that the baby is his, i would not want to do like him, every man has a pride and i'm no exemption.
Politics / Re: PHOTO: Another Nigerian Soldier Praying In Borno Before Attacking Boko Haram by Topman0001(m): 9:21pm On Aug 03, 2015
During the revolutionary war, the motto of the sodiers was "trust God but keep your gun powder dry" God is with yu bro, just trust God.
Culture / Re: Who Remembers This (picture) by Topman0001(m): 8:18pm On Aug 03, 2015
...Smiling... Memories... Those days when men were still boys... Mum used to buy for my younger ones telling me i'm a grown up but naaaan.... I did't accept her opinion.

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