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Romance / Re: Guys Y Do U Always Stare At Ladies In Church? by Topman0001(m): 7:14am On Aug 01, 2015 |
softysparky:you're a good person, i envy your sincerity. |
Romance / Re: Guys Y Do U Always Stare At Ladies In Church? by Topman0001(m): 7:12am On Aug 01, 2015 |
That awkward moment when u accidentally make eye contact with someone 5 times and yu got to know that its not only you doing the looking, the lady is also staring at the guy- babe c'mon stop looking and concentrate on the sermon. |
Romance / Re: Imagine This Kind Of Love? Could This Be ????(photo) by Topman0001(m): 7:19pm On Jul 31, 2015 |
I've learnt that i'm still learning... I just think in my mind how a man could be doing things he can't proudly bost of. That's the last thing i'll ever do. |
Food / Re: Weird Snake Cake....Can You Eat It? (photo) by Topman0001(m): 8:42pm On Jul 23, 2015 |
Its like art works
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Romance / Re: Ladies, What's Your Take On This (photo) by Topman0001(m): 10:20pm On Jul 22, 2015 |
There's nothing wrong with that, it has happened to me b4, Though the first time, it was an ugly bitch I would never woo even when I'm dead drunk, the second time, it was a divorcee, though 'HOT'. maybe I've bn unlucky to get one of the desired ones. |
Fashion / Re: Man Decorates His Suit With Naira Note To Attend An Event (Photo) by Topman0001(m): 7:30pm On Jul 19, 2015 |
Effect of marrijuana 1 Like
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Jokes Etc / Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Topman0001(m): 7:05pm On Jul 19, 2015 |
Danjuma827:some are actually not virgings despite that they never had sex before. The hymen forms during maturity or puberty, a sport girl who takes part in vigorouse sporting might not be a virgin ever bcuz the hymen will never form due to the wide opening and closing of the virgina, some even lose their's to sporting. |
Family / Re: Relationship: She Assured She Wouldn’t Tell My Wife We Had Sex...... by Topman0001(m): 10:05pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
darlenese:baby abeg pardon those guys o |
Nairaland / General / Solve The Puzzle by Topman0001(m): 11:12pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
YOU SAW A SHIRT FOR $97
You didn't have the cash, so you borrowed
$50 from your mum and $50 from your dad
$50 + $50 = $100
You bought the shirt, and had $3 change.
You gave your dad $1 and your mum$1
And kept the other $1 for yourself.
Now you owe your mum $49 and your dad $49.
$49 + $49 + your $1 = $99.
Where is the missing $1? |
Family / Re: Relationship: She Assured She Wouldn’t Tell My Wife We Had Sex...... by Topman0001(m): 10:20pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
darlenese:please ma don't commit suicide- ℓ̊ suspect a suicide mission. |
Culture / Re: What Is The Bride Price In Your Own Hometown? by Topman0001(m): 9:55pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
People seem not to understand the ideology behind it, some pple has sudenly become coppy cats, becuz someone collected 50k, they will want to collect thesame amount too, some who are giving there daughters to wealthy men even charge millions but the fact is that it has bn made cheap between 5naira to N500 bcuz the brides are not for sale. 1 Like |
Family / Re: Relationship: She Assured She Wouldn’t Tell My Wife We Had Sex...... by Topman0001(m): 9:08pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
This prophecy is directly coming to u- One day a minor domestic misunderstanding will errupt between u and ur wife and u will angrily turn it to a major crises and ur secret lover will have an opportunity to chuck in her head, in short time she becomes the wife while your lovely wife becomes ur Ex and your children surffers in the hands of a strange woman. U'll become the father of another man's kids and live the rest of your life in regret. You're talking of sex drive, its bcuz u've not bn bussy enough. An Idle hand is the devil's workshop. C'mon get bussy and come home tired... Let's see if the sex drive remains. 4 Likes |
Family / Re: Fine Madam and Oga: Why the Bad English? by Topman0001(m): 7:52pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
favouredon:Baby u just broke my heart, why did u consult the oracle Nɑ̤̈ ...sorry, I mean dictionary 1 Like |
Fashion / Re: Queeneth Awukam Emerges As Cross River Most Beautiful Girl 2015 by Topman0001(m): 9:27pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
kennygee:you can see what I'm seeing. smiling as if she's crying |
Family / Re: Fine Madam and Oga: Why the Bad English? by Topman0001(m): 8:20pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
favouredon:There's no need asking my teacher, I know the answer- This ogbolo soup is slurpy. |
TV/Movies / Re: Please Help... by Topman0001(m): 10:41pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
Check your blackberry world, yu will find some other brosers besides opramini & uc browser. |
Fashion / Re: Girl Incredibly Transforms From Black To White (before & After Pics) by Topman0001(m): 10:14pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
This is impersonation of its highest other |
Forum Games / Re: Tell Me Your Number by Topman0001(m): 10:04pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
GrammarNazi:Guy mumu dey worry u seriously, what's my furcking bullshit with random sms, your last 5 digit will now tell me your full number, u no even reason well. 1 Like |
Family / Re: Fine Madam and Oga: Why the Bad English? by Topman0001(m): 9:56pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
favouredon:c'mon speak English, this is an English class... "This Ogbolo soup dey draw well well" say it in English. - laughing... God don catch u today. |
Health / Re: Abortion Is Killing- Y/N? by Topman0001(m): 12:16am On Jul 13, 2015 |
Hmmmm! I'm realy leaning from Doctors. |
Education / Re: OAU To Be Shut Down Tomorrow by Topman0001(m): 11:17pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
SOS- save our soul, I've bn counting the remaining time for my fiancee to grad so we can get married but imagine NASU's strike. May God just take control. I saw some pple mentioning Buhari, was PMB there 5yrs ago. Think twice. |
Car Talk / Re: The Man Who Has The Largest Car Collection In The World! by Topman0001(m): 3:13pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
ghettodreamz:dude how did u pass economics in secondary school. Vehicles are liabilities and not assets bcus they depreciate, if u buy the latest car this yr, by next year, a new model of the car would be prodused and the one u bought becomes an old model. |
Car Talk / Re: The Man Who Has The Largest Car Collection In The World! by Topman0001(m): 2:31pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
Money cannot buy happiness but it is more comfortable to cry in an expensive air conditioned car than to be crying on a bicycle 1 Like 1 Share |
Forum Games / Tell Me Your Number by Topman0001(m): 2:26pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
Asuming you are to be paid the last 5 digits of your mobile number, tell me how much you could be earning- mine is 08391.... Gosh, this is a small pay |
Health / Abortion Is Killing- Y/N? by Topman0001(m): 2:03pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
An argument broke out between me and my friend who is a medical doctor. I told him that abortion is as criminal as killing but he proved that it is even a birth control method, though a cruel way of family planing. He said when a pregnant woman is very ill and the tests proved that her chances of living is narrow, he said abortion is rather performed than letting the mother die... I almost conceded to his points but i will like to hear from your own point of view. |
Romance / Re: When Will Nigerian Girls Wakeup? by Topman0001(m): 1:21pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
Remilekun101:Remilekun, If i should trace your story, its quite evident that u once loved before and u were disapointed. That doesn't mean there are no good men out there or u should remain single for the rest of your life, you r already allowing psychological disorder which will only get things worse. C'mon babe wake up from ur slumber and move on. 1 Like |
Family / Re: A Must Read For Every Husband Or Intending Husband...... by Topman0001(m): 1:00pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
Well said but one thing I know is sure_ all women cannot behave thesame way. Thats why the way u lived with ur Ex might be different from the way u handle your present spouse. |
Politics / Re: RESIDENCY CARD: Ondo Breaks New Ground by Topman0001(m): 12:36pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
ℓ'm an Ondo state citizen, ℓ̊ can't bcuz of that shy away from hitting the nail on the head. Mimiko initiated this idea and collected all the data of ondo resodence in his first six months as Gov. He did not implement the usage throughout his first term. His second term expires next year and he thinks the right time to implement it is his closing time. How was he even sure he would emerge winner for the second term. No wonder he was alleged to have used the data he collected to rig himself into office. Now he wants citizen to pay 2500 naira to get the card when u have not paid the workers for months. I suspect something worse than the alleged Rigging. |
Nairaland / General / Re: This Photos Of The World Biggest Snake Will Shock You - SEE PHOTOS by Topman0001(m): 9:05pm On Jul 10, 2015 |
Not photoshoped, its real.
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Nairaland / General / Re: This Photos Of The World Biggest Snake Will Shock You - SEE PHOTOS by Topman0001(m): 8:59pm On Jul 10, 2015 |
Even though this is not the appropriate forum section
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